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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, it's time for Josie and Banda's cuting room for.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Something we didn't discuss on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Is the world's number one divorce lawyer has revealed the
most shocking prenup deal he's ever seen and has left
people horrified.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Discussed, do you have a prenup? I no, no, no,
No one we knew ever had prenups. Now, if you remarried,
would you get a prenup? Because I think they're really
It used to be the stuff of Hollywood, but I
think now a lot of normal couples have pre.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
My wife always says, what's yours as mine and what's
mine is mine, right, So I think I've already got
a prenup as it is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
On the other hand, I've never really thought about that.
Did you think about that?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, we didn't have a prenup. We've been married thirty
four years.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Harley sort of does all the accounting stuff, so he
could be planning some He could have a Swiss Bank
account for all I know.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, that's why he's always got expensive and flashy women.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And he said, I'm just into the todblerins. That's all
the Swiss stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He loves those tobleroones.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'll tell you about this though. The New York based lawyer,
his name is James Sexton, and he's done thousands of
divorces and helped litigate and finalize these divorces. He's seen
some pretty bad breakups, but he said this one was
quite disturbing. This is a quote. The most shocking prenup
I've ever seen, had a provision that said that for
every four and a half kilograms the wife gained in
(01:28):
the marriage, she lose fifteen thousand in alimony. The husband
was very concerned that she was going to become less
attractive and he was going to become more wealthy. So
his solution to this was to put this in the prenup.
The prenup also sees the wife earn one hundred and
five thousand dollars if she maintains her weight from the
date of marriage. Even though it's outrageous, it was upheld
(01:51):
in court. So it's been upheld by the law, even
though other people have thought it was gross and thought
it was horrific. So the wife was complying in this weeps, well,
she must have been. She has signed this, yeah, right,
because for most of us, you'd go, well, you're a bastard.
I'm out. She obviously knows he's a bastard, and she's
going along with it. Maybe it's her incentive to slay slim.
(02:12):
It's interesting if you sign up for Jenny craig or
as an ambassador, those sorts of things you have to
be weighed, and that it's a contract you have to
keep a certain weight. If you're a Hollywood actor and
you have to look a certain way, there are in
your contract that you have to have a certain kind
of appearance. So these aren't unusual, but in a prenup
it seems worse when a man is saying to a woman,
(02:33):
I don't want you to pack it on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, and if.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You marry someone that's quite slight and slim and healthy
and then they just go and pack it on, And then.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Do you have a right to be cranky? Do you
have a right to withhold money? Obviously he does. Would
you be cranky? Would you say anything to Helen if
she did? She hasn't, by the way, but would you.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't say anything. She
did say something to me, though, which is curious. When
we were younger. I put on a bit of weight.
She said should put on weight, and I lost the
weight because of what she said.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did it hurt you? You took as practical information.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm a man, unpractical and pragmatic. So someone says you
put on weight, you go, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But if she said you're losing your hair, you're going bald,
you wouldn't be so practical. We all have different sensitivities.
We have different sensitivity. Is the weight you can change?
You don't talk. I don't bring up my ball patch.
You don't have a ball patch, but obviously I fear
a sensitive Well said this no, meaning you say I'm
a guy. I don't care, but there be parts of it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You do care about work. There's nothing I can do
about losing my hair. Okay, going no.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But if Helen said to you, I don't like that
you're losing your hair, you'd be hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I think she says she wishes that I'd run a
rinse through it so it'd be a bit darker. But
I look like one of those guys because it just
goes orange.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And you got orange hair like Paul McCartney did for
a number of years. Yeah, Paul or you die it
too dark and just from the actual which women like
for themselves in a man where it suddenly starts at
the very top of the hair.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Black Yep, you got the plimsal line there. Yeah, but
then you look at Pierce President.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, here's misso she's packed it on. He's happy.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, you know what I admire is she's never given
into that kind of criticism. A lot of people on
social media say all those things that you've just said.
His missos packed it on. She loves herself, she loves
him and he loves her, and she hasn't got a
zempic face.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, we're going to live in a world where there'll
be no one who is overweight thanks to a zempic
or particularly in Hollywood circles. I think amazingly that she's
so free and it makes her so attractive.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, I was reading about ezempic the other day that
it's actually got heart benefits as well.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, but listen to this. Actually, I saw Johann Hari
talking about a zempic and he said that airlines, it's
airlines are using less fuel, restaurants are closing down, there's
all these big implications of a zempic that's actually hitting
our societ already already.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'll play you this. You're ready, Yes, there we go?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Did I talk amongst yourself while I find it? Look,
I'll look at the cute puppies. Are they cute? Aren't they?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
In your own time?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Cancel here it is have gone down.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Mark Schneider making a lot of worrying noises about ice cream.
Jeffrey's Financial just did a big report for the US
airlines saying they're going to have to spend a lot
less money on jet fuel pretty soon because it takes
a lot less jet fuel to fly a much dinner population.
There's a company that makes hinges for near and hip replacements.
Their stocks have tanked because the main driver of neon
hit replacements is obesity, and there's going to be a
(05:35):
lot for your obese people. Jewelers have had a huge
run because people's fingers are shrinking so much. People have
had to have their wedding rings refitted. Wow, ten years
from now will almost certainly be a daily pill that
costs about a dollar a day. My anticipation is if
we don't discover some horrific side effect, and we might
well I would anticipate half the population of the United
States will be taking these and it will have incalculably
(05:56):
huge consequences for the way we all live.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Wow, that's not wow. He's just making that up.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, this is Johanne Hari. It's research based. This is
a big thing. But it also talks in about.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I can't imagine that the airline industry would already be
seeing a difference because people are taking a zempic.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I think they might, because every small kilogram makes a difference.
But it does mean are we moving into a world
where this big body positivity movement? Yeah, is no more.
We love that we could accept all shapes and sizes,
and now we're going You've got no excuse to be
like that anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, Lizzo, you won't be able to get on the Cessna.
You won't even recognize her any.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
What about Pierce Brosn's missile.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, she doesn't care, she doesn't need to take a
zempi and good on her.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh, how patronizing. I'm just saying she's packed on the
condition and now you're saying she doesn't need too.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Good on her. I didn't say it looks like she
swallowed a sheep.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think you may have. How did this conversation start?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I can't even remember. That's why it's on the curtain
room floor. That was me wrapping it up. Good okay, kids,
that's for today.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
That was Jonesy and Amena's cutting room for Come back
tomorrow for some more
Hey, everybody, it's time for Josie and Banda's cuting room for.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Something we didn't discuss on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Is the world's number one divorce lawyer has revealed the
most shocking prenup deal he's ever seen and has left
people horrified.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Discussed, do you have a prenup? I no, no, no,
No one we knew ever had prenups. Now, if you remarried,
would you get a prenup? Because I think they're really
It used to be the stuff of Hollywood, but I
think now a lot of normal couples have pre.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
My wife always says, what's yours as mine and what's
mine is mine, right, So I think I've already got
a prenup as it is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
On the other hand, I've never really thought about that.
Did you think about that?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, we didn't have a prenup. We've been married thirty
four years.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Harley sort of does all the accounting stuff, so he
could be planning some He could have a Swiss Bank
account for all I know.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, that's why he's always got expensive and flashy women.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And he said, I'm just into the todblerins. That's all
the Swiss stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He loves those tobleroones.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'll tell you about this though. The New York based lawyer,
his name is James Sexton, and he's done thousands of
divorces and helped litigate and finalize these divorces. He's seen
some pretty bad breakups, but he said this one was
quite disturbing. This is a quote. The most shocking prenup
I've ever seen, had a provision that said that for
every four and a half kilograms the wife gained in
(01:28):
the marriage, she lose fifteen thousand in alimony. The husband
was very concerned that she was going to become less
attractive and he was going to become more wealthy. So
his solution to this was to put this in the prenup.
The prenup also sees the wife earn one hundred and
five thousand dollars if she maintains her weight from the
date of marriage. Even though it's outrageous, it was upheld
(01:51):
in court. So it's been upheld by the law, even
though other people have thought it was gross and thought
it was horrific. So the wife was complying in this weeps, well,
she must have been. She has signed this, yeah, right,
because for most of us, you'd go, well, you're a bastard.
I'm out. She obviously knows he's a bastard, and she's
going along with it. Maybe it's her incentive to slay slim.
(02:12):
It's interesting if you sign up for Jenny craig or
as an ambassador, those sorts of things you have to
be weighed, and that it's a contract you have to
keep a certain weight. If you're a Hollywood actor and
you have to look a certain way, there are in
your contract that you have to have a certain kind
of appearance. So these aren't unusual, but in a prenup
it seems worse when a man is saying to a woman,
(02:33):
I don't want you to pack it on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, and if.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You marry someone that's quite slight and slim and healthy
and then they just go and pack it on, And then.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Do you have a right to be cranky? Do you
have a right to withhold money? Obviously he does. Would
you be cranky? Would you say anything to Helen if
she did? She hasn't, by the way, but would you.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't say anything. She
did say something to me, though, which is curious. When
we were younger. I put on a bit of weight.
She said should put on weight, and I lost the
weight because of what she said.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did it hurt you? You took as practical information.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm a man, unpractical and pragmatic. So someone says you
put on weight, you go, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But if she said you're losing your hair, you're going bald,
you wouldn't be so practical. We all have different sensitivities.
We have different sensitivity. Is the weight you can change?
You don't talk. I don't bring up my ball patch.
You don't have a ball patch, but obviously I fear
a sensitive Well said this no, meaning you say I'm
a guy. I don't care, but there be parts of it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You do care about work. There's nothing I can do
about losing my hair. Okay, going no.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But if Helen said to you, I don't like that
you're losing your hair, you'd be hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I think she says she wishes that I'd run a
rinse through it so it'd be a bit darker. But
I look like one of those guys because it just
goes orange.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And you got orange hair like Paul McCartney did for
a number of years. Yeah, Paul or you die it
too dark and just from the actual which women like
for themselves in a man where it suddenly starts at
the very top of the hair.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Black Yep, you got the plimsal line there. Yeah, but
then you look at Pierce President.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, here's misso she's packed it on. He's happy.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, you know what I admire is she's never given
into that kind of criticism. A lot of people on
social media say all those things that you've just said.
His missos packed it on. She loves herself, she loves
him and he loves her, and she hasn't got a
zempic face.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, we're going to live in a world where there'll
be no one who is overweight thanks to a zempic
or particularly in Hollywood circles. I think amazingly that she's
so free and it makes her so attractive.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, I was reading about ezempic the other day that
it's actually got heart benefits as well.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, but listen to this. Actually, I saw Johann Hari
talking about a zempic and he said that airlines, it's
airlines are using less fuel, restaurants are closing down, there's
all these big implications of a zempic that's actually hitting
our societ already already.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'll play you this. You're ready, Yes, there we go?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Did I talk amongst yourself while I find it? Look,
I'll look at the cute puppies. Are they cute? Aren't they?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
In your own time?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Cancel here it is have gone down.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Mark Schneider making a lot of worrying noises about ice cream.
Jeffrey's Financial just did a big report for the US
airlines saying they're going to have to spend a lot
less money on jet fuel pretty soon because it takes
a lot less jet fuel to fly a much dinner population.
There's a company that makes hinges for near and hip replacements.
Their stocks have tanked because the main driver of neon
hit replacements is obesity, and there's going to be a
(05:35):
lot for your obese people. Jewelers have had a huge
run because people's fingers are shrinking so much. People have
had to have their wedding rings refitted. Wow, ten years
from now will almost certainly be a daily pill that
costs about a dollar a day. My anticipation is if
we don't discover some horrific side effect, and we might
well I would anticipate half the population of the United
States will be taking these and it will have incalculably
(05:56):
huge consequences for the way we all live.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Wow, that's not wow. He's just making that up.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, this is Johanne Hari. It's research based. This is
a big thing. But it also talks in about.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I can't imagine that the airline industry would already be
seeing a difference because people are taking a zempic.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I think they might, because every small kilogram makes a difference.
But it does mean are we moving into a world
where this big body positivity movement? Yeah, is no more.
We love that we could accept all shapes and sizes,
and now we're going You've got no excuse to be
like that anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, Lizzo, you won't be able to get on the Cessna.
You won't even recognize her any.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
What about Pierce Brosn's missile.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, she doesn't care, she doesn't need to take a
zempi and good on her.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh, how patronizing. I'm just saying she's packed on the
condition and now you're saying she doesn't need too.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Good on her. I didn't say it looks like she
swallowed a sheep.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think you may have. How did this conversation start?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I can't even remember. That's why it's on the curtain
room floor. That was me wrapping it up. Good okay, kids,
that's for today.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
That was Jonesy and Amena's cutting room for Come back
tomorrow for some more
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