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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Wedding's great, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, I had my wedding anniversary this week.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I've seen this footage of this bride who says that
she's self described as a drunkest bride alive. She said
she's still haunted by a mishap she had on a
wedding day. Her name is Amanda Scheller. Sounds like me
in disguise, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It does?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is this woman?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But she said she and her husband adopted a relaxed
approach to their celebrations.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Does that mean they got on it?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, this is a clip that's been viewed more than
two and a half million times. There were lots of fails,
apparently during due to alcohol consumption. But when they did
their wedding dance, her skirt flipped up over her head,
and I don't think she's got underpants on.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Can you see the picture there?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, she says, there it is wu she's showing a
wo but chicks and all. She said, I thought I
did the performance of a lifetime drunkers bride alive.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She's now embarrassed by it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's why they call it the wedding breakfast. You can
see it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's all there it's all there. Well, I hope she'd bleached,
so she's had a white wedding. Okay, that's funny weddings.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I remember my one we had. My brother in law
ex brother in law was filming it and he was
as drunk as a monkey.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Had you designated him?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yes, the videos back in the day when you had
the JVC video tape player and.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You gave it to a family member. You didn't hire anyone.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Professionally, you didn't get a professional. So he filmed that,
which was a mess. And then my now departed uncle Peter.
You remember Uncle Peter.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What a character.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He was a lawyer. He used to be a prosecution lawyer.
Then anyway, it's a big story about but quite a character. Indeed,
so he decided to and I was carrying a bit
of condition back in those days, meaning suit of wait,
meaning as he called me in the video, what a
big fat.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Sea he says in the wedding video.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Wedding video when so my drunken ex brother in law
goes up to my drunken uncle to get opinions, and
well voshes from the crowd and people are saying, oh, well,
all the best for the future and all that he's
a drunken.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Fat Oh wow wow.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
We had two videos. Had had the rated PG one
and then.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The R rated videw was normally the R rated video
is the one you don't show family. You don't expect
the family to be in them. No, it's funny because
considering Harley and I met it beyond two thousand and
worked in television.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We didn't have a video. I didn't want any of that.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Bet a photographer, she was a Channel seven photographer, was
beyond two thousand Channel seven.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We filmed.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He took photos of me getting ready, pinning a thing
to my dad's lapel. All those photos were about to
get in the car. He said, I haven't put film
in the camera.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh but you have to do it all again, to
do it all again. Oh man, but he's professional.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Then when the same thing happened when you photographed the
wedding night, how's this for another wedding story?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Can I just as before you go on with that?
When you got married to Harley, were you were of note?
Weren't you? You were on beyond two thousand?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, we had a big double page spread in the
TV week.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well what about that? We had staples and all bread
did you get some money for that?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
In fact, we thought we're just going to have one
small photo in the corner of the magazine. We're on
the cover.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And then there was something inside saying we wanted to
run away, because first of all, we thought we're going
to get married in Italy, as everyone says, and then
you go stuff, let's get married in the suburb of
the road, but a double page spread. It's funny looking
at all the wedding guests and things. I'm so bad
with this stuff, our wedding photos. I finally had them
printed a few years later. They're just I didn't even
put them in an album. They're all stuck together in
(03:46):
a box under the house. Interesting, isn't it? So when
I look at the photos and the TV week, I think, oh,
that's right there there, that's my wedding photo.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Does anyone watch their winning video back?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, I didn't have one. Have you watched yours? No?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Does anyone start looking at videos of fireworks?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'd like to get it and rewind and see me
going out of the church.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That fats so about this story, though, this is a
story I saw that popped up on my socials. This
is someone said here thirteen years ago the greatest ever
Scottish interest story that was reported in the press.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'll read it at verbatim please.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Like all true scotsmen, Angus McLure twenty six didn't wear
pants under his kilt when he married his sweetheart Sarah
Grant in Glennick Renfrienschre, but his traditionalism led to uproar.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
This is a newspaper story.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
By the way, his traditionalism led to uproar when he
perched his poorly wiped backside on twenty four year old
Sarah's pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear. After Sarah swiped
at Angus, the well refreshed McClure and Grant clans led
the reception into blood.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
He made him.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
A police source said, I've been a police officer in
Glennick for nearly twenty years and so I've seen a
lot of wedding parties turn This was something else.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
This is all over a skiddy.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's how brave hearts started.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
They may take our lives, but where's the nephew says well?
Oh dear, okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back
tomorrow for more of Jonesy and Amanda is cutting room
for
Wedding's great, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, I had my wedding anniversary this week.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I've seen this footage of this bride who says that
she's self described as a drunkest bride alive. She said
she's still haunted by a mishap she had on a
wedding day. Her name is Amanda Scheller. Sounds like me
in disguise, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It does?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is this woman?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But she said she and her husband adopted a relaxed
approach to their celebrations.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Does that mean they got on it?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, this is a clip that's been viewed more than
two and a half million times. There were lots of fails,
apparently during due to alcohol consumption. But when they did
their wedding dance, her skirt flipped up over her head,
and I don't think she's got underpants on.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Can you see the picture there?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, she says, there it is wu she's showing a
wo but chicks and all. She said, I thought I
did the performance of a lifetime drunkers bride alive.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She's now embarrassed by it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's why they call it the wedding breakfast. You can
see it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's all there it's all there. Well, I hope she'd bleached,
so she's had a white wedding. Okay, that's funny weddings.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I remember my one we had. My brother in law
ex brother in law was filming it and he was
as drunk as a monkey.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Had you designated him?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yes, the videos back in the day when you had
the JVC video tape player and.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You gave it to a family member. You didn't hire anyone.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Professionally, you didn't get a professional. So he filmed that,
which was a mess. And then my now departed uncle Peter.
You remember Uncle Peter.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What a character.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He was a lawyer. He used to be a prosecution lawyer.
Then anyway, it's a big story about but quite a character. Indeed,
so he decided to and I was carrying a bit
of condition back in those days, meaning suit of wait,
meaning as he called me in the video, what a
big fat.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Sea he says in the wedding video.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Wedding video when so my drunken ex brother in law
goes up to my drunken uncle to get opinions, and
well voshes from the crowd and people are saying, oh, well,
all the best for the future and all that he's
a drunken.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Fat Oh wow wow.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
We had two videos. Had had the rated PG one
and then.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The R rated videw was normally the R rated video
is the one you don't show family. You don't expect
the family to be in them. No, it's funny because
considering Harley and I met it beyond two thousand and
worked in television.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We didn't have a video. I didn't want any of that.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Bet a photographer, she was a Channel seven photographer, was
beyond two thousand Channel seven.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We filmed.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He took photos of me getting ready, pinning a thing
to my dad's lapel. All those photos were about to
get in the car. He said, I haven't put film
in the camera.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh but you have to do it all again, to
do it all again. Oh man, but he's professional.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Then when the same thing happened when you photographed the
wedding night, how's this for another wedding story?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Can I just as before you go on with that?
When you got married to Harley, were you were of note?
Weren't you? You were on beyond two thousand?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, we had a big double page spread in the
TV week.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well what about that? We had staples and all bread
did you get some money for that?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
In fact, we thought we're just going to have one
small photo in the corner of the magazine. We're on
the cover.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And then there was something inside saying we wanted to
run away, because first of all, we thought we're going
to get married in Italy, as everyone says, and then
you go stuff, let's get married in the suburb of
the road, but a double page spread. It's funny looking
at all the wedding guests and things. I'm so bad
with this stuff, our wedding photos. I finally had them
printed a few years later. They're just I didn't even
put them in an album. They're all stuck together in
(03:46):
a box under the house. Interesting, isn't it? So when
I look at the photos and the TV week, I think, oh,
that's right there there, that's my wedding photo.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Does anyone watch their winning video back?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, I didn't have one. Have you watched yours? No?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Does anyone start looking at videos of fireworks?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'd like to get it and rewind and see me
going out of the church.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That fats so about this story, though, this is a
story I saw that popped up on my socials. This
is someone said here thirteen years ago the greatest ever
Scottish interest story that was reported in the press.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'll read it at verbatim please.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Like all true scotsmen, Angus McLure twenty six didn't wear
pants under his kilt when he married his sweetheart Sarah
Grant in Glennick Renfrienschre, but his traditionalism led to uproar.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
This is a newspaper story.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
By the way, his traditionalism led to uproar when he
perched his poorly wiped backside on twenty four year old
Sarah's pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear. After Sarah swiped
at Angus, the well refreshed McClure and Grant clans led
the reception into blood.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
He made him.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
A police source said, I've been a police officer in
Glennick for nearly twenty years and so I've seen a
lot of wedding parties turn This was something else.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
This is all over a skiddy.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's how brave hearts started.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
They may take our lives, but where's the nephew says well?
Oh dear, okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back
tomorrow for more of Jonesy and Amanda is cutting room
for
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