June 22, 2024 • 29 mins
Here's everything you missed from Jonesy & Amanda's Cutting Room Floor podcast for this week.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's chusy and John Land room floor. It's tousy. Just
(00:31):
have a look at these sweepings on the cutting room
floor there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, there's a couple of inventions that I didn't get
around to mentioning today that I thought we could talk about. Now.
How about we start with this jaw chiseling gum. This
is a new trend on TikTok. You might be surprised
to hear amongst teenage boys who are using this particular
chewing gum to improve their jaw lines. It's called mastic gum, right,
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and they say promises a chisel jawline. Supposedly, by building
your jaw muscles.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You get a top gun jawline. Have you noticed all
those people on Top Gun They've got very strong jawlines
and smug faces.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Celebrity dermatologist doctor Paul Jared Frank, please keep up with
these people, has said he's skeptical about it. He said,
it's not possible to target fat loss in any particular area,
and the appearance of your jaw depends on your genetic
bone structure. Chewing gum regularly may strengthen your masticatory muscles.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
My I'm masticating in here, stay out.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But all it does is strengthening the muscles and your
tongue and your cheeks.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Right, because then you get the cheek muscles in the
aforementioned top gun.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
There's a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Tom Cruise particularly does great cheek muscle acting.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, but I think that. Do you think he's un
supported by fillers, etc.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Ah, No, he does good face muscle. There's a bit
of a flex.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
When I was younger, I was concerned about my kind
of double chin, and I say, every day, do an
exercise of this, which works on radio. You ready, you
can just I'll do it, and you describe what you've.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Seem You look to range. But what am I doing
making a deranged face?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm pulling my lower jaw like missus mcgilli cuddy up
over the top.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You look like Wallace or Gromt.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I did that probably for a couple of weeks, and
I thought, I give up.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You've stopped doing that now. Number once I was doing it.
Beyond you how that you've got more chins than the
Chinese face. I don't have time to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was one's doing a beyond two thousand story where
they wanted me to go into a dolphin pool in
a swimming costume. And I was never a swimming costume person.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, but that was the time. That was that ear
of the misogyny. Get the girls in a swimming costume.
That's what it's all about that show.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And I said, can I wear a wetsuit? He said,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
In the end, I did go in a wetsuit. But
the night before, how ludicrous. I'm so anxious about it.
I did about twelve squats, and I thought, well, that's
all I can do. The night before, I thought, well
that's done. Now, that's all I can oka. Twelve squats
would make all the difference after forty No, Bobby, how
old was I? Twenty eight? After twenty years of inactivity
and genetics? I thought that might help.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So you would magically become missus.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, I once said to my host when you took
the when inflating a zodiac, I once said to my husband,
do I have legs like first?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
He said, your legs are like l O, thank you?
Your legs are like L Can I just say this?
You've got good legs?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't. I don't where does this come from? I've
seen you? I never you're one of the few.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And that's only because I had to pull that motorcycle
off you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, and I was just being attacked by it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I remember as my circulation was getting cut off in
my own leg I remember seeing you hike your skirt
up and you showed me your two legs, very supple.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
And I don't do legs and I don't do arms.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I thought I was always under the impression up until
i'd seen your legs, and I thought that you would
have thick seted legs like you were from Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, you often said I had an Adelaide neck. You
said I had a thick neck.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, I didn't say you. I never said that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I said you've got an athletic there's ammer's neck, no
athletic neck, and it's a beautiful neck.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, No, you're just backtracking now at all this. If
everyone has to work with a stylist, I say, look, please,
I can't do arms and I can't do legs. If
I turn up to a photo shoot and there's dresses,
I'm sorry, just can't do it. Let me tell you
about another invention that I've.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Come away from. The George's ling gum. Yeah, and mamma mosticating.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Okay, this one? You ready for this? We've had George's
ling gum.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
How do you feel about a bum wiping mirror? This
is like a reverse camera for accuracy. So it's like
I've got a close up mirror that I put on
my bathroom mirror at home to pluck out my chin hairs.
This is a mirror you put on the toilet lid.
You lift up the lid. You put this magnifying or
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whatever mirror there so you can watch yourself. I'll read
you from their website.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are you ready.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Introducing the original toilet mirror by id there? Don't be
fooled by imitations.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
How have I missed? How did I miss? The og?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The ultimate solution for achieving bathroom independence and ensuring cleanliness.
This innovative, first of its kind product empowers users of
all ages, enabling a new level of confidence in personal hygiene,
whether potty training or managing needs. Your mirror provides a
clear direct view that traditional methods can't match. Make it
essential for everyone's bathroom medicate.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh my god, a direct view? Who wants that? No
one wants? That is that attached to the toilet?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You put it you attach it to the toys, so
you stick it on and I've seen I'll show you
that once again. Is another visual that you can describe.
Are you ready to see it?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Please?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Looks a little bit like this. Here's the ad toilet
mirror and you right attach it and then see what happens.
Oh okay, someone's doing a demonstration. They've got shorts on
with the cutout. But I'm hoping it's a fake buttock.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yep. If anything that's going to stop the cocaine crisis.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You know, no one wants to look up their own address. No, well,
there are two inventions. I'll keep my lookout for more.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I can't believe I missed the original toilet mirror. But
back up, yeah, ye oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
If you're a bit of a lothario or lothario, it's
harder and harder to get away.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Sound like a sagittarius.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's very hard to get away with your latharistic activities.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
If there's such a work you're being over the boat.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
If you're saying, if you're going to root around, you'll
find out. These days people for people get caught all
over the place, don't they they do?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
What about the Tale of the vegan influencer who busted
a cheating boyfriend thanks to a Pepperoni pizza order.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is interesting, isn't it. She used his phone. They
both committed vegans, and she's a vegan influencer, a VF,
so she used his phone and his app to order
some food and she saw Pepperoni pizza yep, And she
knew it wasn't his because he's a committed vegan. So
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when I first read this story, I thought, maybe he's
cheating by eating meat. But I don't think he's eating meat.
She un leashed or discovered his infidelity.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
He's eating out somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
He's not keeping it in his pantry at home, missering
not at all.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So that begs the question is he a vegan? Does
that mean he dalis into eating a bit of No?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I think it means well, she has assumed he is.
She's found out that he's cheating. He's still a vegan,
but he's having it off with somebody else. What would
that be the bigger indiscretion than finding that he's a
side meat eater?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But it's interesting, isn't it. How would you feel about
that which bit being betrayed in food or betrayed.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'd rather be betrayed in food and betrayed betrayed.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
How about you? Yeah, you know, yeah, I think what
if you'd.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Be outraged if your wife was a secret vegan.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I just don't get vegas. I don't understand it. You know,
it's not my bag man.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You know, we we are the apex predator of the world.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We are the We're the ones where we're the number
one game in.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Town because crocodiles are an apex predator.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
We kill crocodiles.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Crocodiles kill us too, Yeah, of course they do, and
so do sharks, and so the lions and tigers and bears.
But having said that, we're the ones that have their
heads up and trophies in our dens and things like that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You don't go.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You'll find human skeleton bones in the den of lions.
You will a lot of trophies just for eating.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I wish it worse.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We do it for fun, they do it for food.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, it's kind of that shows you how dominant we are.
We don't even eat them. We just shoot them and
put them up on the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's how dominant we are.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's how good we are. Where everyone talks about how
great cockroaches are.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But man, man will just keep living. That's what men do.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And so you're such a hunter gatherer hero, why don't
you put your Domino's Pepperoni pizza box up on the
wall and go, honey, look what I've got for us.
I spent all day and look what I've got.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I hunted out this the other night and got the
Uber Eats guy to come around.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, that's right, you're a hero. I'm a giant hero.
But that's what we do.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I got a maide of mine and he went for
a body scan and they found all these polyps in
his body, and he thought they thought he.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Was riddled with cancer. My goodness, it was terrible. Oh
my goodness. I didn't want a bleaspheme, yeah, but it
was terrible, and he was really worried about his life.
What was it? They were like little mini cisp but
not cancerous.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But his whole circulatory system had bypassed around the his
little polyps. His central nervous system works itself around the
pulmonary system, as I said, weaved its way around you.
Hear stories about people with incredible tales of survival.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So what were they and will they remove them.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, they've got this, too many of them to remove.
But his body found a.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Way and he can live with it. You get live
with that. He's fine, totally fine. Now they're not.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Cancer is the asshole of it all, especially if you
get it down there.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
But it is.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It's the worst thing in the world, no doubt about that.
But we have to marvel at the will to live,
the human will to live.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yes, but it's also like people who get splinters in
a finger and it'll come out through your butt cheek
four years later. Yeah, that's amazing, isn't it. And kids
who get stabbed with pencils at school when they're fifty
the lead will come out somewhere completely completely different.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That happened to hear? What have we got here, miss pat?
Who did we start talking about? I can't even remember vegans? Vegans?
Let us so waste our time, your losers. Oh you know,
Jonesy does not speak for me.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Now go and eat your plate of seeds.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Amanda's cutting room full floor, everybody, it's time for Jonesy
and Amanda's cutting room for it's the cutting room floor. Gay,
It's jones and Amanda's cutting room floor. Yay.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well, Hello, there, it's time for cutting room four. You
know what that means? What that's cutting room for?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, that's right. I've got a story that I think
you probably can relate to. A football fan has accidentally
dozed off during a match at the Euros in Germany.
England was playing Serbia. So he's not it off, but
he's filmed himself waking up at four am and started
an empty stadium. So his work, I'm going, oh, was
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working up, freezing and he pans and you see that
there's no one in the stadium. So the game finished.
Obviously there were comfy chairs and a lot of beer.
Games finished. Every single person is cleared out and he's
woke up at four am.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Was he by himself?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, I don't know if he went there by himself,
but he woke up on his own, maybe banded well,
who knows whether he had mates there, because he'd flown
to Germany for the game.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Having said that, he might have just gone by himself.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
With the flights from England to Germany, probably it was
like us flying from Cydney to canber or something.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's an easy flight.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So yeah, he obviously the staff didn't see him or
let him sleep through.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, it's happened to me a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, I thought you might have an anecdote or two
relating to this.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Two come to mind. I remember one one time I
was at a party and I was young, and.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We're all supposed to be staying in a caravan outside
this person's house. And they wouldn't let me in the caravan,
my friends, because they said I was too loud, And
so I went off my cracker and I'm gona all
you feel. So I lay on the grass in front
of the caravan and invariably fell asleep, just noted off comfy. Yeah,
and then I wake up and like this young the
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young Englishman in Germany, I thought, it's cold, I'm going
to go in the house from me is I got
myself disorientated. I thought I'd fallen asleep, but I'd fallen
asleep on the grass on the opposite side of the road.
So when I thought, all those mongrels won't let me
in the caravan, I'll just go underneath the house. And
it was like one of those houses that were up
a little bit and had like a storage area. So
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I'm going in underneath the house with a lighter looking
for a place to rest my weary head. So I
got this light and it didn't work. So I'm just
flickering and then I hear this.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Guy, excuse me matter, you are right, mister Stateman.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, you know that man was locked mayre the caravan
wouldn't let me sleep in there.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And he just went along with me. So I came
out from underneath the house like a.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Cat, like a straight cat, and we're standing next to
the swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But it was an above grand swimming pool.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And I've gone, hey, you've got an inground swimming pool
and an above grounds. You've got two pools. Why have
you got two pools? And the guy said are you
all right? And I went, ah, well, I just go
to the caravan. So I've wandered out onto the street again.
I've looked back at the house and then it's dawned
on me.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The house of the building pool is across the road.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, with the caravan, and I don't know whose house, right.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
He was very polite to you, concerned. If you lived
in the States, she'd have been sh No, he's lovely spade,
like they do with straight cats.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, that was that was youth.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I guess that was it was Internet number one, Internet
number one. Another time, I'd been at a footy game.
I was watching my footy team play and because of
my hours, I got on the train to get home home.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I mean because of your house, because I would do
these early hours. I fell asleep on the train.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
But this was so this was late at night by
now why you know, not that late.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
So I've slipt past my station and I've woken up
at Bondi Junction and I've gone more.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's a long way from your place.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, I was supposed to get off for Janelle and
I've gone hang oniz, I said genality to Bondi Junction.
It's a fair whack and what what? What's happened? And
I used to work in Bondai Junction, so I was thinking, well,
why it might work.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And then my phone rings and it's my brother. It's
where are you? And I said, I fell asleep on
the train and he said, you've got a drinking problem.
And I've rung your wife and told he.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So, had you fallen asleep, missed your stop and had
gone right through to the end of.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
The line, to the end of the line at Bondi
Junction and that's when you'd woken up. Yeah, and it
was that has been a very long trip back. Well,
it wasn't that late at night. It was probably about
that wasn't the last train or anything like that. But
I thought, I'm not getting a cab back because that
would cost you seventy dollars and I will not. I
refuse to pay for a cab back home. So I thought,
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I'll just make sure I'm awake. So I sat on
the train just pinching, pinching my skin, trying not to
know it off. But the trains they're so mesmeric you
end up just going to a state of sleep.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Slept again. Well, so what happened?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Then these young mary fellas came on ere Broke Goes,
you know, on the thing, and I'm talking to them.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I said, boys, if I fall asleep, can you wake
me up? And you know, and they did. They wake me.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Up, you know, at about two stops from mine, right
it's Sutherland and that So what happened.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
When you got home and your wife would received this
call from your brother saying he's got a drinking problem
and he's you know, out.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Like a life. She just accepted it all, sure, she
did fair enough.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's right, sounds about right right, that's coming from my brother.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
My brother.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I was knotted off and I hadn't had a drink.
That's when the Grand Prix was in Adelaide all those
years ago, and I had relatives in Adelaide, and Harley said,
let's go to the Grand Prix. He's obsessed with cars.
He used to race a car, et cetera, et cetera.
I can take it or leave it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
He likes fast cars and fast women. Sure.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
And so we were sitting on the corner of the
hairpin and as you say, it's like being on a train.
That mesmerizing kind of. I fell asleep on the hairpin
band hairpin.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, didn't you fall asleep while you were driving in
the celebrity race as well? Explain a lot?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, and how did you feel like you got spade?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like that? Cat? I haven't fallen asleep. Since it might drop,
it's time. It's time.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Let's talk about something we didn't get around to talking
about on the show today. You know, often you see
things on socials and they say new fear unlocked. I
felt that when I saw this story. A roller coaster
in Portland, Oregon was stuck upside down for twenty minutes.
Right at the apex, they're saying, which at thirty people
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were trapped. This thing was a big spinner in aery
and you sit with your legs dangling out, and it
was stuck upside down in that upside down position. And
at first they just thought it's just like lich, will
let it go, kept going and going and going. They
had to get the Portland Fire and Rescue to come
and try and save them. Some of the people thought
that they were going to die. And this young kids
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and stuff, eighteen year olds. At first I was freaking
out and then I was like, it's fine, and then
I'm my god. I thought we'd come down in ten seconds,
fifteen seconds or whatever. This person told CNN. She said
twenty seconds to three minutes. And then everyone started to panic,
to scream and call for help.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh wow, and they're up there for twenty minutes. What's
the implications for that?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let me tell you the medical implications of being upside down.
Prolonged inversion can result in blood pooling in the brain,
potentially causing ruptured blood vessels and brain hemorrhage's heart failure
because your blood can't pump doesn't pump up, and he
needs gravity to do all of that. Can only do
so much, and you'd look weird with your eyes all
bugged out. A person should hang upside down for less
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than a minute at a time, they say, and wait
at least one point five minutes before the next inversion.
But Yogi's not Yogi bear professionals, professional yog He's not
those amateurs. They can hang upside down for hours.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yogi used to hang around those picketing baskets, and that
would have been bad for his health as well. If
I see the American diet, it's a lot of bread,
a lot of meat, a lot of carbs.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
They that photo Andrew Denden had once and he was
hanging upside down in a tree, and then for some reason,
that same publication constantly used that photo, but they'd invert
it so there was no reference to the fact had
been upside down.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So his face just looked weird and you couldn't work
out medical disorder.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But you didn't know why.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
He just looked paper. Just used this demand to check
off a media outlet. Yeah, of course he need Amanda
did Amanda did Andrew? Did Andrew tick off a media.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Maybe he did.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Maybe he refused to give them another photo, and they said,
all right, I'll just turn this one upside down and
use that.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
It's interesting to say that many years ago I was
going to be on the front page of one of
those little lifestyle you know things.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You know, how does he do it? He's such an
amazing guy, one of those you know they got Larry
Imder instead lived in the newspaper.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
And the photographer said, well, what do we do? You know,
we'll get you some headphones and you know it. And
I said, well, what don't we don't we be really cliche,
and why don't we just do this? And IF cupped
my ear the old school radio way and just from
the fifties and did a big cheesy radio face. At
the time, I had terrible, terrible teeth, so my front
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teeth I look like a jack O Laddin, you know,
I made hughes. He look like he had fantastic choppers
and cupping your ear coming like that. And so they
ran with that photo because I was being a smart
ass in the photo session.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
But they can't fix your teeth, no, exactly, and they didn't.
That picture was terrible. It still goes around. See they
still use it.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
They still used it, They still used it, They still
use it to this day.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, and as you can see, my choppers are fine.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah back then, back then, you can put me out
in the porch, scare kids away.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
At hell, have we.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Out the inside of your head many years ago and
you still turned up to work and no one.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Noticed scooped all the insides out? Well, now I'm just
worried about I like going on roller case.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I forget how violent late they are because from the
outside you just see the up and the down. They
cover the other bit. So I go, I'm going to
do that. I went to Disney World and my kids
refused to go on some of the rides. I went
on them on my own, and I forget the violence
of the pulling, the swinging, the rocking. The guy the
young kids on the one next to me had some
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headphones in, probably so he couldn't hear my screams. And
as soon as it starts, you go, oh, that's right,
I forgot it was this.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's like childbirth. I forgot it was this. Yeah. Spinning
around ones.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm not so much a man of the spew ones. Yeah,
but I like the big drop ones. They're they're pretty
big drop.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
If it just went up and did a big drop,
I'd be happy. It's the spinnerinery and the upside down whirligig.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't like what I do if I look at
the attendant before I go on the ride, covered in
vomb get out.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
If it looks like a photo from me from the
front page of her lifestyle Lift.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Out News, she's holding a spanner.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
With giant with teeth like mine.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I've told you the story about it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I noticed it clear.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
My friend who went on the rotor. She talked her
brother into letting her go to the to Luna Park
with him and his friends. He didn't want to, but
she insisted them up to take your sister. So she
was wearing one of those tops that we all made
at school, which tied in the front, a balero kind
of a top. The tied in the front, and she
stuffed her top with socks. Goes on the rotor and
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you can't move your hands. If you know the rotor,
it's that big spinnerinery thing. The bottom drops out.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You're stuck to the wall.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You're stuck to the wall and can't move. So she's
opposite her brother's friends on this thing, and she looks
in her peripheral vision and sies a white thing. She goes,
what's that? It was the socks coming out of the
top up round her head.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Right, dreadful, your bosom seemed to be escaping.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
She's in her early sixties and still can't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
She'd be really, I can. It's grateful, grateful for you
for bringing that up there. She loves it.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Everybuddy, it's time for Chelsea and the man.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's fine room for Mello. It's a cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I saw a TikTok that I'd like to share with
you and get your thoughts on this young woman.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And well, she's got interesting.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Eye shadow and a funky hairdoo and she talks like
a like a you know, American TikToker. But she's talking
about God and about Jesus.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Anyway, have a listen.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Let's talk about what Jesus wears when he is in heaven.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
My name's Dakota Lee.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I have a gift to see into the spiritual world beyond,
and I have been visiting heaven. God's been letting me
since I was twelve years old. And I love hanging
out with Jesus. When Jesus is in heaven, he often
wears his hair back in a low ponytail, and yes,
he'll wear sandals. He'll often be barefoot, and he'll wear
very loose fitting clothing. I've seen him in an actual
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tunic plenty of times, but he will dress sometimes for
the occasion. This one time, just because he wanted to
make me laugh, he appeared to me in a cowboy hat.
And I love horses, but it was so so I
love cowboy hats, but it was so weird to see
him in that. Jesus definitely has a sense of humor.
And but one thing about Jesus, he told me he
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does not like type fitting clothes.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Well, I've got a couple of questions from her point
of view. If you had access to Jesus, wouldn't you
be asking some searing questions and come back to us
all and say, here's what Jesus says about the state
of the world and the state of humanity. And if
you were Jesus and you knew that you could speak
directly to a person who could go on TikTok, wouldn't
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you impart some information to her instead.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Of just putting a cowboy hat on what I need
to be beyondcey, that's.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's what Jesus would do, because I'd like to be
mates with your imagine hanging out with Jesus.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But he'd be great, he.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Would, but her only insight into what it's like. He said,
he dresses exactly as we've seen him illustrated in Bible stories.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And how insightful and.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Pretty much that's the Anglicized version of how Jesus would look.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, that's right, ponytail, sandals, right.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Sometimes barefoot, but what a great sense of him. He
doesn't like typ fitting clothes. You're not going to see
him in lycra No, he's not going to be in
leisure where No. No, I wonder if if you're in heaven.
We've spoken about this before, you and I. If you
go up to the pearly gates when you've passed away, ye,
are you in there in what you were buried in
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or what you died in?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And how come Jesus is still wearing clothes that are well,
actually they're not age of pro not time appropriate, not
eon appropriate, because he's wearing cowboy hat.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well to this young lady, Yes, yes, there's a lot
of questions, because when the Jesus was indeed crucified and
put into the creek, he.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Could have done with a hat. It was he was
outside sometime.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
They had the shroudedir in. They put the shroud.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Over him and that came out and someone I don't
know that's still going the shroudisher in that's around. It's
interesting the outfit of the time though, that they wore.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
He's still wearing it by the sound of things, apart
from the hat.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So that answers your question though, But.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's not like he's adopted crocs.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
No, if Jesus would not wear crocs the love of
Pete and the other apostles, No, Jesus would not.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Wear Do you think he'd ask a question like gee?
Or does he know everything? He knows what modern carpentry is, Like, well,
that's the thing. Would she he asked her to impart
information or he already knows.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
That's why he's take so long to get back to us.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Is it coming to remember when Mary appeared down at
Kuji near where I lived in apparition?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Then, yeah, only at certain times of day. She wasn't
there after three because the light on the fence was different,
but also she had to do school pick up.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, And to this day there are monuments down there.
A whole lot of Filipino nuns would come down and leave.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
So what happened with that, It was optical illusion. That's
the white.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
People's that's what That's what cynics would say.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's an optical illusion. The illusion at a certain time
in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
As you said, three o'clock would bear light onto the
white structure.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
So what happened to well.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Locals got angry. I wasn't one of them, but people
thought talk about false idols. People thought, why are you're
worshiping a fence post? It's an illusion? And they painted
the fence black and then kicked it over. Mary had
to wait at another bus stop.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Isn't it enough just to paint it black? Why kick
it over?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Well, it brings up a lot of emotion in people
when people are worshiping the wrong things. Yeah, you can
be a big worshiper of Mary and all the all
the goodness that she would impart without without believing that
the apparition on a fence paling as her.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I believe in Jesus, yes, and.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
My cynicism about the fence post isn't about my cynicism
about myria.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You know, when someone says I don't believe in God
and I don't believe in anything. Afterwards, I think we'll
hang on a minute. You know, i'd like to you know,
I'd like to get to the pearly gates. Keep your
options open in the outfit that my family have dressed
me in more likely.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
To little bo peep. It's a humor till the end.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And Peter's going through the ledger and I, well, Pete.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I wonder if you get nervous when you're standing there
so and I'd get there and say, did Jonesy get in?
Because if he gets in.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Short and I'm thinking the same thing she gets and
you'd winge me excuse me?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I wonder what he wears? He'd wear crocs? No, he's
got over and who yeah? Is that?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
We're probably going to hell for this conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
We're all in it together. Everybody does it
It's chusy and John Land room floor. It's tousy. Just
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have a look at these sweepings on the cutting room
floor there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, there's a couple of inventions that I didn't get
around to mentioning today that I thought we could talk about. Now.
How about we start with this jaw chiseling gum. This
is a new trend on TikTok. You might be surprised
to hear amongst teenage boys who are using this particular
chewing gum to improve their jaw lines. It's called mastic gum, right,
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and they say promises a chisel jawline. Supposedly, by building
your jaw muscles.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You get a top gun jawline. Have you noticed all
those people on Top Gun They've got very strong jawlines
and smug faces.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Celebrity dermatologist doctor Paul Jared Frank, please keep up with
these people, has said he's skeptical about it. He said,
it's not possible to target fat loss in any particular area,
and the appearance of your jaw depends on your genetic
bone structure. Chewing gum regularly may strengthen your masticatory muscles.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
My I'm masticating in here, stay out.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But all it does is strengthening the muscles and your
tongue and your cheeks.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Right, because then you get the cheek muscles in the
aforementioned top gun.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
There's a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Tom Cruise particularly does great cheek muscle acting.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, but I think that. Do you think he's un
supported by fillers, etc.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Ah, No, he does good face muscle. There's a bit
of a flex.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
When I was younger, I was concerned about my kind
of double chin, and I say, every day, do an
exercise of this, which works on radio. You ready, you
can just I'll do it, and you describe what you've.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Seem You look to range. But what am I doing
making a deranged face?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm pulling my lower jaw like missus mcgilli cuddy up
over the top.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You look like Wallace or Gromt.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I did that probably for a couple of weeks, and
I thought, I give up.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You've stopped doing that now. Number once I was doing it.
Beyond you how that you've got more chins than the
Chinese face. I don't have time to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was one's doing a beyond two thousand story where
they wanted me to go into a dolphin pool in
a swimming costume. And I was never a swimming costume person.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, but that was the time. That was that ear
of the misogyny. Get the girls in a swimming costume.
That's what it's all about that show.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And I said, can I wear a wetsuit? He said,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
In the end, I did go in a wetsuit. But
the night before, how ludicrous. I'm so anxious about it.
I did about twelve squats, and I thought, well, that's
all I can do. The night before, I thought, well
that's done. Now, that's all I can oka. Twelve squats
would make all the difference after forty No, Bobby, how
old was I? Twenty eight? After twenty years of inactivity
and genetics? I thought that might help.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So you would magically become missus.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, I once said to my host when you took
the when inflating a zodiac, I once said to my husband,
do I have legs like first?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
He said, your legs are like l O, thank you?
Your legs are like L Can I just say this?
You've got good legs?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't. I don't where does this come from? I've
seen you? I never you're one of the few.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And that's only because I had to pull that motorcycle
off you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, and I was just being attacked by it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I remember as my circulation was getting cut off in
my own leg I remember seeing you hike your skirt
up and you showed me your two legs, very supple.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
And I don't do legs and I don't do arms.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I thought I was always under the impression up until
i'd seen your legs, and I thought that you would
have thick seted legs like you were from Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, you often said I had an Adelaide neck. You
said I had a thick neck.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, I didn't say you. I never said that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I said you've got an athletic there's ammer's neck, no
athletic neck, and it's a beautiful neck.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, No, you're just backtracking now at all this. If
everyone has to work with a stylist, I say, look, please,
I can't do arms and I can't do legs. If
I turn up to a photo shoot and there's dresses,
I'm sorry, just can't do it. Let me tell you
about another invention that I've.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Come away from. The George's ling gum. Yeah, and mamma mosticating.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Okay, this one? You ready for this? We've had George's
ling gum.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
How do you feel about a bum wiping mirror? This
is like a reverse camera for accuracy. So it's like
I've got a close up mirror that I put on
my bathroom mirror at home to pluck out my chin hairs.
This is a mirror you put on the toilet lid.
You lift up the lid. You put this magnifying or
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whatever mirror there so you can watch yourself. I'll read
you from their website.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are you ready.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Introducing the original toilet mirror by id there? Don't be
fooled by imitations.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
How have I missed? How did I miss? The og?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The ultimate solution for achieving bathroom independence and ensuring cleanliness.
This innovative, first of its kind product empowers users of
all ages, enabling a new level of confidence in personal hygiene,
whether potty training or managing needs. Your mirror provides a
clear direct view that traditional methods can't match. Make it
essential for everyone's bathroom medicate.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh my god, a direct view? Who wants that? No
one wants? That is that attached to the toilet?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You put it you attach it to the toys, so
you stick it on and I've seen I'll show you
that once again. Is another visual that you can describe.
Are you ready to see it?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Please?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Looks a little bit like this. Here's the ad toilet
mirror and you right attach it and then see what happens.
Oh okay, someone's doing a demonstration. They've got shorts on
with the cutout. But I'm hoping it's a fake buttock.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yep. If anything that's going to stop the cocaine crisis.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You know, no one wants to look up their own address. No, well,
there are two inventions. I'll keep my lookout for more.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I can't believe I missed the original toilet mirror. But
back up, yeah, ye oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
If you're a bit of a lothario or lothario, it's
harder and harder to get away.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Sound like a sagittarius.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's very hard to get away with your latharistic activities.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
If there's such a work you're being over the boat.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
If you're saying, if you're going to root around, you'll
find out. These days people for people get caught all
over the place, don't they they do?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
What about the Tale of the vegan influencer who busted
a cheating boyfriend thanks to a Pepperoni pizza order.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is interesting, isn't it. She used his phone. They
both committed vegans, and she's a vegan influencer, a VF,
so she used his phone and his app to order
some food and she saw Pepperoni pizza yep, And she
knew it wasn't his because he's a committed vegan. So
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when I first read this story, I thought, maybe he's
cheating by eating meat. But I don't think he's eating meat.
She un leashed or discovered his infidelity.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
He's eating out somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
He's not keeping it in his pantry at home, missering
not at all.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So that begs the question is he a vegan? Does
that mean he dalis into eating a bit of No?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I think it means well, she has assumed he is.
She's found out that he's cheating. He's still a vegan,
but he's having it off with somebody else. What would
that be the bigger indiscretion than finding that he's a
side meat eater?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But it's interesting, isn't it. How would you feel about
that which bit being betrayed in food or betrayed.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'd rather be betrayed in food and betrayed betrayed.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
How about you? Yeah, you know, yeah, I think what
if you'd.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Be outraged if your wife was a secret vegan.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I just don't get vegas. I don't understand it. You know,
it's not my bag man.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You know, we we are the apex predator of the world.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We are the We're the ones where we're the number
one game in.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Town because crocodiles are an apex predator.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
We kill crocodiles.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Crocodiles kill us too, Yeah, of course they do, and
so do sharks, and so the lions and tigers and bears.
But having said that, we're the ones that have their
heads up and trophies in our dens and things like that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You don't go.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You'll find human skeleton bones in the den of lions.
You will a lot of trophies just for eating.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I wish it worse.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We do it for fun, they do it for food.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, it's kind of that shows you how dominant we are.
We don't even eat them. We just shoot them and
put them up on the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's how dominant we are.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's how good we are. Where everyone talks about how
great cockroaches are.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But man, man will just keep living. That's what men do.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And so you're such a hunter gatherer hero, why don't
you put your Domino's Pepperoni pizza box up on the
wall and go, honey, look what I've got for us.
I spent all day and look what I've got.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I hunted out this the other night and got the
Uber Eats guy to come around.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, that's right, you're a hero. I'm a giant hero.
But that's what we do.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I got a maide of mine and he went for
a body scan and they found all these polyps in
his body, and he thought they thought he.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Was riddled with cancer. My goodness, it was terrible. Oh
my goodness. I didn't want a bleaspheme, yeah, but it
was terrible, and he was really worried about his life.
What was it? They were like little mini cisp but
not cancerous.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But his whole circulatory system had bypassed around the his
little polyps. His central nervous system works itself around the
pulmonary system, as I said, weaved its way around you.
Hear stories about people with incredible tales of survival.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So what were they and will they remove them.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, they've got this, too many of them to remove.
But his body found a.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Way and he can live with it. You get live
with that. He's fine, totally fine. Now they're not.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Cancer is the asshole of it all, especially if you
get it down there.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
But it is.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It's the worst thing in the world, no doubt about that.
But we have to marvel at the will to live,
the human will to live.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yes, but it's also like people who get splinters in
a finger and it'll come out through your butt cheek
four years later. Yeah, that's amazing, isn't it. And kids
who get stabbed with pencils at school when they're fifty
the lead will come out somewhere completely completely different.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That happened to hear? What have we got here, miss pat?
Who did we start talking about? I can't even remember vegans? Vegans?
Let us so waste our time, your losers. Oh you know,
Jonesy does not speak for me.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Now go and eat your plate of seeds.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Amanda's cutting room full floor, everybody, it's time for Jonesy
and Amanda's cutting room for it's the cutting room floor. Gay,
It's jones and Amanda's cutting room floor. Yay.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well, Hello, there, it's time for cutting room four. You
know what that means? What that's cutting room for?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, that's right. I've got a story that I think
you probably can relate to. A football fan has accidentally
dozed off during a match at the Euros in Germany.
England was playing Serbia. So he's not it off, but
he's filmed himself waking up at four am and started
an empty stadium. So his work, I'm going, oh, was
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working up, freezing and he pans and you see that
there's no one in the stadium. So the game finished.
Obviously there were comfy chairs and a lot of beer.
Games finished. Every single person is cleared out and he's
woke up at four am.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Was he by himself?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, I don't know if he went there by himself,
but he woke up on his own, maybe banded well,
who knows whether he had mates there, because he'd flown
to Germany for the game.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Having said that, he might have just gone by himself.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
With the flights from England to Germany, probably it was
like us flying from Cydney to canber or something.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's an easy flight.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So yeah, he obviously the staff didn't see him or
let him sleep through.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, it's happened to me a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, I thought you might have an anecdote or two
relating to this.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Two come to mind. I remember one one time I
was at a party and I was young, and.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We're all supposed to be staying in a caravan outside
this person's house. And they wouldn't let me in the caravan,
my friends, because they said I was too loud, And
so I went off my cracker and I'm gona all
you feel. So I lay on the grass in front
of the caravan and invariably fell asleep, just noted off comfy. Yeah,
and then I wake up and like this young the
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young Englishman in Germany, I thought, it's cold, I'm going
to go in the house from me is I got
myself disorientated. I thought I'd fallen asleep, but I'd fallen
asleep on the grass on the opposite side of the road.
So when I thought, all those mongrels won't let me
in the caravan, I'll just go underneath the house. And
it was like one of those houses that were up
a little bit and had like a storage area. So
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I'm going in underneath the house with a lighter looking
for a place to rest my weary head. So I
got this light and it didn't work. So I'm just
flickering and then I hear this.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Guy, excuse me matter, you are right, mister Stateman.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, you know that man was locked mayre the caravan
wouldn't let me sleep in there.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And he just went along with me. So I came
out from underneath the house like a.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Cat, like a straight cat, and we're standing next to
the swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But it was an above grand swimming pool.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And I've gone, hey, you've got an inground swimming pool
and an above grounds. You've got two pools. Why have
you got two pools? And the guy said are you
all right? And I went, ah, well, I just go
to the caravan. So I've wandered out onto the street again.
I've looked back at the house and then it's dawned
on me.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The house of the building pool is across the road.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, with the caravan, and I don't know whose house, right.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
He was very polite to you, concerned. If you lived
in the States, she'd have been sh No, he's lovely spade,
like they do with straight cats.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, that was that was youth.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I guess that was it was Internet number one, Internet
number one. Another time, I'd been at a footy game.
I was watching my footy team play and because of
my hours, I got on the train to get home home.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I mean because of your house, because I would do
these early hours. I fell asleep on the train.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
But this was so this was late at night by
now why you know, not that late.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
So I've slipt past my station and I've woken up
at Bondi Junction and I've gone more.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's a long way from your place.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, I was supposed to get off for Janelle and
I've gone hang oniz, I said genality to Bondi Junction.
It's a fair whack and what what? What's happened? And
I used to work in Bondai Junction, so I was thinking, well,
why it might work.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And then my phone rings and it's my brother. It's
where are you? And I said, I fell asleep on
the train and he said, you've got a drinking problem.
And I've rung your wife and told he.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So, had you fallen asleep, missed your stop and had
gone right through to the end of.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
The line, to the end of the line at Bondi
Junction and that's when you'd woken up. Yeah, and it
was that has been a very long trip back. Well,
it wasn't that late at night. It was probably about
that wasn't the last train or anything like that. But
I thought, I'm not getting a cab back because that
would cost you seventy dollars and I will not. I
refuse to pay for a cab back home. So I thought,
(16:09):
I'll just make sure I'm awake. So I sat on
the train just pinching, pinching my skin, trying not to
know it off. But the trains they're so mesmeric you
end up just going to a state of sleep.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Slept again. Well, so what happened?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Then these young mary fellas came on ere Broke Goes,
you know, on the thing, and I'm talking to them.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I said, boys, if I fall asleep, can you wake
me up? And you know, and they did. They wake me.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Up, you know, at about two stops from mine, right
it's Sutherland and that So what happened.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
When you got home and your wife would received this
call from your brother saying he's got a drinking problem
and he's you know, out.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Like a life. She just accepted it all, sure, she
did fair enough.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's right, sounds about right right, that's coming from my brother.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
My brother.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I was knotted off and I hadn't had a drink.
That's when the Grand Prix was in Adelaide all those
years ago, and I had relatives in Adelaide, and Harley said,
let's go to the Grand Prix. He's obsessed with cars.
He used to race a car, et cetera, et cetera.
I can take it or leave it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
He likes fast cars and fast women. Sure.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
And so we were sitting on the corner of the
hairpin and as you say, it's like being on a train.
That mesmerizing kind of. I fell asleep on the hairpin
band hairpin.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, didn't you fall asleep while you were driving in
the celebrity race as well? Explain a lot?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, and how did you feel like you got spade?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like that? Cat? I haven't fallen asleep. Since it might drop,
it's time. It's time.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Let's talk about something we didn't get around to talking
about on the show today. You know, often you see
things on socials and they say new fear unlocked. I
felt that when I saw this story. A roller coaster
in Portland, Oregon was stuck upside down for twenty minutes.
Right at the apex, they're saying, which at thirty people
(18:06):
were trapped. This thing was a big spinner in aery
and you sit with your legs dangling out, and it
was stuck upside down in that upside down position. And
at first they just thought it's just like lich, will
let it go, kept going and going and going. They
had to get the Portland Fire and Rescue to come
and try and save them. Some of the people thought
that they were going to die. And this young kids
(18:28):
and stuff, eighteen year olds. At first I was freaking
out and then I was like, it's fine, and then
I'm my god. I thought we'd come down in ten seconds,
fifteen seconds or whatever. This person told CNN. She said
twenty seconds to three minutes. And then everyone started to panic,
to scream and call for help.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh wow, and they're up there for twenty minutes. What's
the implications for that?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let me tell you the medical implications of being upside down.
Prolonged inversion can result in blood pooling in the brain,
potentially causing ruptured blood vessels and brain hemorrhage's heart failure
because your blood can't pump doesn't pump up, and he
needs gravity to do all of that. Can only do
so much, and you'd look weird with your eyes all
bugged out. A person should hang upside down for less
(19:13):
than a minute at a time, they say, and wait
at least one point five minutes before the next inversion.
But Yogi's not Yogi bear professionals, professional yog He's not
those amateurs. They can hang upside down for hours.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yogi used to hang around those picketing baskets, and that
would have been bad for his health as well. If
I see the American diet, it's a lot of bread,
a lot of meat, a lot of carbs.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
They that photo Andrew Denden had once and he was
hanging upside down in a tree, and then for some reason,
that same publication constantly used that photo, but they'd invert
it so there was no reference to the fact had
been upside down.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So his face just looked weird and you couldn't work
out medical disorder.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But you didn't know why.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
He just looked paper. Just used this demand to check
off a media outlet. Yeah, of course he need Amanda
did Amanda did Andrew? Did Andrew tick off a media.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Maybe he did.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Maybe he refused to give them another photo, and they said,
all right, I'll just turn this one upside down and
use that.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
It's interesting to say that many years ago I was
going to be on the front page of one of
those little lifestyle you know things.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You know, how does he do it? He's such an
amazing guy, one of those you know they got Larry
Imder instead lived in the newspaper.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
And the photographer said, well, what do we do? You know,
we'll get you some headphones and you know it. And
I said, well, what don't we don't we be really cliche,
and why don't we just do this? And IF cupped
my ear the old school radio way and just from
the fifties and did a big cheesy radio face. At
the time, I had terrible, terrible teeth, so my front
(20:43):
teeth I look like a jack O Laddin, you know,
I made hughes. He look like he had fantastic choppers
and cupping your ear coming like that. And so they
ran with that photo because I was being a smart
ass in the photo session.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
But they can't fix your teeth, no, exactly, and they didn't.
That picture was terrible. It still goes around. See they
still use it.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
They still used it, They still used it, They still
use it to this day.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, and as you can see, my choppers are fine.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah back then, back then, you can put me out
in the porch, scare kids away.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
At hell, have we.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Out the inside of your head many years ago and
you still turned up to work and no one.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Noticed scooped all the insides out? Well, now I'm just
worried about I like going on roller case.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I forget how violent late they are because from the
outside you just see the up and the down. They
cover the other bit. So I go, I'm going to
do that. I went to Disney World and my kids
refused to go on some of the rides. I went
on them on my own, and I forget the violence
of the pulling, the swinging, the rocking. The guy the
young kids on the one next to me had some
(21:48):
headphones in, probably so he couldn't hear my screams. And
as soon as it starts, you go, oh, that's right,
I forgot it was this.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's like childbirth. I forgot it was this. Yeah. Spinning
around ones.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm not so much a man of the spew ones. Yeah,
but I like the big drop ones. They're they're pretty
big drop.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
If it just went up and did a big drop,
I'd be happy. It's the spinnerinery and the upside down whirligig.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't like what I do if I look at
the attendant before I go on the ride, covered in
vomb get out.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
If it looks like a photo from me from the
front page of her lifestyle Lift.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Out News, she's holding a spanner.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
With giant with teeth like mine.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I've told you the story about it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I noticed it clear.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
My friend who went on the rotor. She talked her
brother into letting her go to the to Luna Park
with him and his friends. He didn't want to, but
she insisted them up to take your sister. So she
was wearing one of those tops that we all made
at school, which tied in the front, a balero kind
of a top. The tied in the front, and she
stuffed her top with socks. Goes on the rotor and
(22:49):
you can't move your hands. If you know the rotor,
it's that big spinnerinery thing. The bottom drops out.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You're stuck to the wall.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You're stuck to the wall and can't move. So she's
opposite her brother's friends on this thing, and she looks
in her peripheral vision and sies a white thing. She goes,
what's that? It was the socks coming out of the
top up round her head.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Right, dreadful, your bosom seemed to be escaping.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
She's in her early sixties and still can't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
She'd be really, I can. It's grateful, grateful for you
for bringing that up there. She loves it.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Everybuddy, it's time for Chelsea and the man.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's fine room for Mello. It's a cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I saw a TikTok that I'd like to share with
you and get your thoughts on this young woman.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And well, she's got interesting.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Eye shadow and a funky hairdoo and she talks like
a like a you know, American TikToker. But she's talking
about God and about Jesus.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Anyway, have a listen.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Let's talk about what Jesus wears when he is in heaven.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
My name's Dakota Lee.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I have a gift to see into the spiritual world beyond,
and I have been visiting heaven. God's been letting me
since I was twelve years old. And I love hanging
out with Jesus. When Jesus is in heaven, he often
wears his hair back in a low ponytail, and yes,
he'll wear sandals. He'll often be barefoot, and he'll wear
very loose fitting clothing. I've seen him in an actual
(24:19):
tunic plenty of times, but he will dress sometimes for
the occasion. This one time, just because he wanted to
make me laugh, he appeared to me in a cowboy hat.
And I love horses, but it was so so I
love cowboy hats, but it was so weird to see
him in that. Jesus definitely has a sense of humor.
And but one thing about Jesus, he told me he
(24:41):
does not like type fitting clothes.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Well, I've got a couple of questions from her point
of view. If you had access to Jesus, wouldn't you
be asking some searing questions and come back to us
all and say, here's what Jesus says about the state
of the world and the state of humanity. And if
you were Jesus and you knew that you could speak
directly to a person who could go on TikTok, wouldn't
(25:07):
you impart some information to her instead.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Of just putting a cowboy hat on what I need
to be beyondcey, that's.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's what Jesus would do, because I'd like to be
mates with your imagine hanging out with Jesus.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But he'd be great, he.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Would, but her only insight into what it's like. He said,
he dresses exactly as we've seen him illustrated in Bible stories.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And how insightful and.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Pretty much that's the Anglicized version of how Jesus would look.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, that's right, ponytail, sandals, right.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Sometimes barefoot, but what a great sense of him. He
doesn't like typ fitting clothes. You're not going to see
him in lycra No, he's not going to be in
leisure where No. No, I wonder if if you're in heaven.
We've spoken about this before, you and I. If you
go up to the pearly gates when you've passed away, ye,
are you in there in what you were buried in
(25:59):
or what you died in?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And how come Jesus is still wearing clothes that are well,
actually they're not age of pro not time appropriate, not
eon appropriate, because he's wearing cowboy hat.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well to this young lady, Yes, yes, there's a lot
of questions, because when the Jesus was indeed crucified and
put into the creek, he.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Could have done with a hat. It was he was
outside sometime.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
They had the shroudedir in. They put the shroud.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Over him and that came out and someone I don't
know that's still going the shroudisher in that's around. It's
interesting the outfit of the time though, that they wore.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
He's still wearing it by the sound of things, apart
from the hat.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So that answers your question though, But.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's not like he's adopted crocs.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
No, if Jesus would not wear crocs the love of
Pete and the other apostles, No, Jesus would not.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Wear Do you think he'd ask a question like gee?
Or does he know everything? He knows what modern carpentry is, Like, well,
that's the thing. Would she he asked her to impart
information or he already knows.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
That's why he's take so long to get back to us.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Is it coming to remember when Mary appeared down at
Kuji near where I lived in apparition?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Then, yeah, only at certain times of day. She wasn't
there after three because the light on the fence was different,
but also she had to do school pick up.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, And to this day there are monuments down there.
A whole lot of Filipino nuns would come down and leave.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
So what happened with that, It was optical illusion. That's
the white.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
People's that's what That's what cynics would say.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's an optical illusion. The illusion at a certain time
in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
As you said, three o'clock would bear light onto the
white structure.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
So what happened to well.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Locals got angry. I wasn't one of them, but people
thought talk about false idols. People thought, why are you're
worshiping a fence post? It's an illusion? And they painted
the fence black and then kicked it over. Mary had
to wait at another bus stop.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Isn't it enough just to paint it black? Why kick
it over?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Well, it brings up a lot of emotion in people
when people are worshiping the wrong things. Yeah, you can
be a big worshiper of Mary and all the all
the goodness that she would impart without without believing that
the apparition on a fence paling as her.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I believe in Jesus, yes, and.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
My cynicism about the fence post isn't about my cynicism
about myria.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You know, when someone says I don't believe in God
and I don't believe in anything. Afterwards, I think we'll
hang on a minute. You know, i'd like to you know,
I'd like to get to the pearly gates. Keep your
options open in the outfit that my family have dressed
me in more likely.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
To little bo peep. It's a humor till the end.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And Peter's going through the ledger and I, well, Pete.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I wonder if you get nervous when you're standing there
so and I'd get there and say, did Jonesy get in?
Because if he gets in.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Short and I'm thinking the same thing she gets and
you'd winge me excuse me?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I wonder what he wears? He'd wear crocs? No, he's
got over and who yeah? Is that?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
We're probably going to hell for this conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
We're all in it together. Everybody does it
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