WHAT YOU MISSED: 'Tiny Vancer'

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jim y Raye has been working harder than Jack Black,
trying to uncancel himself, and he's come up with this.
Jen White rise, Jim Jabbin.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
But I'm playing well the warcraft and I can't pause it.
Who would have thought that the literary giant William Shakespeare
would have so much in common with Jonesy and the
maths contestants.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
These are things we say today that came from Shakespeare.
Kno knock, who's there in a pickle? Good riddance, Send
him packing? Come what may fight fire with fire.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I've come up with expressions.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You once told me that a bit from Colin May
and a bit from colinb was something that you made
up that was, oh Bush, don't make me swear.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
You know?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Who else is there? What were the new people coming
through with all the sayings in one hundred years time?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
In a one hundred years time, the richness of Shakespeare,
let's look to the teachings of married at first Sight
and the richness of the language. And she was she
was an outlier.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well, jones he still had his collab pants on. He
decided to join forces with Songbird Jessica melboy.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You constantly sing? Do you sing when you're cooking? Do
you sing on the toilet? Do you sing it everywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Threewhere?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think mainly like in the shower, and I think
a lot of my ideas. Yeah, we'll make it into
a lot of my music.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
What's a shower song?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't know, it's it's probably it's probably like the
might not be the lyrics, but it might be the melody.
And then I'll take that away and.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Soup.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I am bouncing off the tiles yourself, yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
This just happened.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
All eyes have been on America with an attempted assassination
followed up by the announcement of Donald Trump's VP candidate.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's very theatrical.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You can't write this stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You could not write this stuff. And that's Donald Trump
to a t.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
He gets the theatrics and that's what gets you in.
And now with his running mate JD. Vance, who's thirty
nine years of age.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
There was some speculation that Trump has got him as
his running mate because he's shorter, and has led to
some wags calling JD. Van's tiny vanser.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Politics is a different kettle of fish down under.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
In Australia, we do it a bit differently. Do you
know when Scott Morrison was launching a home builder.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Scheme ten thousand Australians' please, So the surpragic.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Jiny Abbott was talking to the press when a car
drove passed one down its window and called this out.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
We're going to bring them here to Australia for all a.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Bunch of winkers. Conspiracy, theorists claim was a second shouter.
Let's cross in New Zealand, shall we There's a Minister
of Economic Development, Stephen Joyce. He's talking at a press
conference when shall we say, a rubber phallis hits him
in the face.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
He always takes something away from every meeting we have.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
All right in the.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Still over in America, there was another assault, this time
to the senses, with this butchering of the national anthem
by American country singer Ingrid Andress.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So there she was standing up at the Major Baseball
League home run derby on Monday, and there she is,
and all the players are there, caps in hand, listening
to her sing. And I'm a little bit like this,
O sick.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You get ready, get.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Ready bringing home babe going him red.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
This was my favorite comment after this woman's singing. It said,
tough week to be an ear in America?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Is that it because there's a gaming console with my
name on it. This has been Jen y Riis jibber jabber,
your Ma

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And Amanda in the Morning w FM.