WHAT YOU MISSED: You're A Creep!

Here's what you missed on Jonesy & Amanda this week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, Jim White, right, has been working harder than
Dave Grohl's sperm Cat. He's come up with this Jen
White Rice Jimmy jabber. But it's free for Tighter Friday. So,
as you may be aware, we've moved into a new
building which has a pretty decent view of the city.

(00:25):
Jonesy has been banging on about getting a pair of
binoculars so he can surveil the city. His words, not mine. Anyway,
Amanda didn't want any part of this, and for good reason.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You say you're not a creep, and I know that.
But if there was a girl in a bikini thinking
she was having a private sun bake on top of
a building, you'd be looking at it whereabout.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm sorry, he was just saying, as an example, I'm joking,
don't do that face. To settle the debate over whether
jones you should have binoculars or night was put to
the arbiter of what is right and what is wrong
in the world the whip pole, and the consensus was
let Jonesy perv I mean surveil to his heart's content.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Absolutely, do you go for your binoculars?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
You look at whatever you like. If people don't want
to look in, they can shut their blinds and curtains.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know what, the pervs have already got their binoculars
and they still do any thing anyway, Jasie.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I inherited a peri of monoculars to my grandfather, and
I've been known to do as well.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's okay, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm like, you don't hashtaggle.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
What you mean. I have not.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I have not used these irresponsibly. We've had it for
four minutes, James, I don't know what you.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Were talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Luckily Elle McPherson kept her body away from the studio,
is all I can say.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Have there been mornings where you're dropping the kids at
school or you want to sit at the beach and
need a packet of chips? You're going, oh, I wish
I didn't have to be the body today. I don't
even think about the bodies unless I'm thinking about being well.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
But I didn't. I didn't wake up in the morning
and go, oh my god, your body, come.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
On, go out and be the body.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
If I was like that.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl had some family news
this week.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Congratulations to Dave Groll.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
He's just announced the birth of another little baby, another
little child, so he's got three kids now.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Before but he goes on to say, this child was
born outside my marriage and I plan to be loving,
supportive parent to her. I love my wife and children.
I'm doing everything I can to regain their trust.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, that's her.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh, there's a lot of pain and work behind this.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Women are just so sensitive this days. You have a
child after of your marriage.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So woke this day Australian of a year, Grace Tame
has made such an impact on the world that some
person got a tattoo of her on their person. That's
the strangest thing that you've seen, like fans of yours,
because you've got a lot of fans.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Ah, there is there is a person out in the wilderness.
I don't know if they were in the wilderness actually,
but there is a person out there who has my
face tattooed on their ass.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
They don't have your ass tattooed on their face. You're
sure you don't around the right way.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I have got that. I've seen photographic evidence on it.
And it is it a good likeness, it's the it's
the image of my face giving the side eye. Which
way is the side eye directed?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Is I looking at the bum is it looking to
the middle or is it looking off to the actual side.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'd have to burrow into my.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And more news from the International Space Station. Alcohol is
not allowed on the International Space Station.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
But you know what, it's not banned because of the
intoxication or health factors. It's because alcohol is a volatile compound.
Don't we know it can damage water tration systems on
the space station. It also so NASA also ban's mouth
wash after shaven. Persumes what a stinky old one cavin
that is. That's a shame about that was in space.
No one can hear you spew.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Beat me up, man, this has been jen Y Rise,
Jibber Jabba, good on you, Jim Jonesy

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And Amanda in the morning w