October 13, 2024 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, jim y Rye has been working harder than
the Bathist b ws.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's that a brand of car and be one in
spirits and he's come up with this.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jen Wye Rise Jab.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
But I was just about to head off to Kelly
Country for my suit for this Saturday Night's Radio Awards
Information and Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's what you get on this show.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Can a sheep and a goat mate to produce a
sheep goat hybrid?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, that's true. It's true.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
It's very rare, but it is possible. It's known as
a geep or as a shout. It's a jumper that
eats itself off the clothesline.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is he good? Josh say this?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I've amused myself. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I mean, Josh is having a titter.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Josh, Are you enjoying my joke? Josh good? Absolutely, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I think we're gonna get any massurgeons, so again, stitch up.
Both sides have just split, Oprah.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
It seems there was a problem with Mexican coke, fentanyl
and asbestos.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
These are hardcore trash metal bands, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Breaking news overnight Mexican coke has been thrown off the
Fentanyl slash.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Asbestos tour in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
For those that aren't familiar with Mexican coke.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Do they sound like obraprofen the paracetamols?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Maybe the group in that say Mexican cokes? This is
what they sound like.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Who knew that he could get aggressive?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It comes on stage in a bella clava and someone
said that he was drunken, mumbling and I like to.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hear the lyrics more cussing the young audience. They were
supporting fentanyl.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And then the og asbestos had been around for.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
A long tide quite the tour.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You didn't want them to break up, because it's bad
if you break up.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Asbestos did in my roof. For some times.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's Susan's roadie would be working over time.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
A world away from hardcore thrash metal is old mate
Darryl Braithwait, even Amanda would break her no camping rule.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
For Darryl, I know that sometimes when you're touring rather
than staying in a big punsy hotel, you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, yeah, no, I like camping and I've had people
in big caravans go, can't you afford a camp, a
caravan you go camping with.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Of course I would.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
He's got a two man tent. Only a one person
tense necessary when I'm with.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You, Darryl.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
But you know, as long as amenities, you can be
used to a wee outside the tenth though, don't you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And in a full moon everyone can see Saryl's full moon. Jesus,
he's got a good stream. Jesus seventy five is going
a good stream.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Sometimes the most innocent of comments can get lost in translation.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Someone who tweeted this, A man sits by me on
a train. Man, loads of psychopaths around here?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Really, man loads? Mate, Me, how do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
There's signs, aren't there?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, I guess man, I love them.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Forty seven minutes of awkward silence in his shoe.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Man leaves the train. He has a bike.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I realized he was saying cycle paths, loads of cycle
paths around here.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know what Amanda's social media algorithm is trying
to tell us.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I'm not sure about my algorithm on socials. I saw
this one last night that came.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Through for me.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
A woman in church and this in America, and they're
all talking about their blessings for the week, and he
was hers.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That prayer last night and hell oh yeah, I know
this is terrible, but I had two Bale moments in
one day.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, Jesus, you know Parol.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Jesus is going about his business and he says, I'm
having trouble doing a pooh.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, but I've praied for him many times to not
to a poo.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Please Jesus help now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Also, I'm gonna need some petty cash for my Awards
night outfit.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
This has been jen Y Rise, Jibba Jabba.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Good on your champ, Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sm
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, jim y Rye has been working harder than
the Bathist b ws.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's that a brand of car and be one in
spirits and he's come up with this.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jen Wye Rise Jab.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
But I was just about to head off to Kelly
Country for my suit for this Saturday Night's Radio Awards
Information and Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's what you get on this show.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Can a sheep and a goat mate to produce a
sheep goat hybrid?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, that's true. It's true.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
It's very rare, but it is possible. It's known as
a geep or as a shout. It's a jumper that
eats itself off the clothesline.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is he good? Josh say this?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I've amused myself. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I mean, Josh is having a titter.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Josh, Are you enjoying my joke? Josh good? Absolutely, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I think we're gonna get any massurgeons, so again, stitch up.
Both sides have just split, Oprah.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
It seems there was a problem with Mexican coke, fentanyl
and asbestos.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
These are hardcore trash metal bands, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Breaking news overnight Mexican coke has been thrown off the
Fentanyl slash.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Asbestos tour in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
For those that aren't familiar with Mexican coke.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Do they sound like obraprofen the paracetamols?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Maybe the group in that say Mexican cokes? This is
what they sound like.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Who knew that he could get aggressive?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It comes on stage in a bella clava and someone
said that he was drunken, mumbling and I like to.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hear the lyrics more cussing the young audience. They were
supporting fentanyl.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
And then the og asbestos had been around for.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
A long tide quite the tour.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You didn't want them to break up, because it's bad
if you break up.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Asbestos did in my roof. For some times.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's Susan's roadie would be working over time.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
A world away from hardcore thrash metal is old mate
Darryl Braithwait, even Amanda would break her no camping rule.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
For Darryl, I know that sometimes when you're touring rather
than staying in a big punsy hotel, you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, yeah, no, I like camping and I've had people
in big caravans go, can't you afford a camp, a
caravan you go camping with.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Of course I would.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
He's got a two man tent. Only a one person
tense necessary when I'm with.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You, Darryl.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
But you know, as long as amenities, you can be
used to a wee outside the tenth though, don't you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And in a full moon everyone can see Saryl's full moon. Jesus,
he's got a good stream. Jesus seventy five is going
a good stream.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Sometimes the most innocent of comments can get lost in translation.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Someone who tweeted this, A man sits by me on
a train. Man, loads of psychopaths around here?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Really, man loads? Mate, Me, how do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
There's signs, aren't there?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, I guess man, I love them.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Forty seven minutes of awkward silence in his shoe.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Man leaves the train. He has a bike.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I realized he was saying cycle paths, loads of cycle
paths around here.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know what Amanda's social media algorithm is trying
to tell us.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I'm not sure about my algorithm on socials. I saw
this one last night that came.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Through for me.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
A woman in church and this in America, and they're
all talking about their blessings for the week, and he
was hers.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That prayer last night and hell oh yeah, I know
this is terrible, but I had two Bale moments in
one day.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, Jesus, you know Parol.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Jesus is going about his business and he says, I'm
having trouble doing a pooh.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, but I've praied for him many times to not
to a poo.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Please Jesus help now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Also, I'm gonna need some petty cash for my Awards
night outfit.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
This has been jen Y Rise, Jibba Jabba.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Good on your champ, Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sm
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