🙊 The BEST Nicknames For Your Co-Workers

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Years ago.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I thought it was really clever when I first heard Lombard.
Remember Lombard that meant lots of money, but a real dickhead.
Remember that. You're wondering now where people called you that?
And Dink's double income, no kids, all these sort of well,
I've come across a list of nicknames for co workers.
I'm going to quiz you, Brandon, because I reckon you're
you're good at this. I hadn't heard any of these

(00:25):
on wheelbarrow.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Needs to be carried and pushed around.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Only works when pushed. Deck Chair.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Folds under pressure.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Folds under pressure.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Sensor light only works when someone comes in the room.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Works when someone walks by. This is boring. You know
them all Sorry noodles.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Maybe your wife calls you this thinks all jobs take
two minutes.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You were about speaking to my wife.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
By the way, what about MasterCard?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
MasterCard takes credit for everything else is work? Cordless only
works for two hours. Fetter crumbles out of pressure.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're taking all the fun out of this, because have
you've been called all these things? Lantern not very bright,
but it has to be carried. Koala no protected species.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Beautiful Lona l o na.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Could understand my own one.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Rusty gun is a bit like koala doesn't work and
can't be fired.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh that's good, Lona l o na lights on nobody home.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, that's old or so on. The acronym ones.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Don't work as much about showbag, showbag, full of shit, excellent,
called all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's when you're walking down the car and they say
he comes showbag, So.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Be prepared if you're being called those things that work,
they're not cute little nicknames.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
They're having a gun.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Isn't that right? Cordless