🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: Episode 111 (Podcast Exclusive)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ready money is Lord Chelmsy and man's cut moval.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, what's on the cutting room floor today? Mate?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
He there's a person who's got a pet pig. I
don't understand pet pigs.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Do you? If you live on a farm, that's great.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I follow Sam Neil's socials and he's got ye pigs
that he's named after famous people, and they're very they're
very good friends of his.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Does he use the pigs for foods?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't think he does, but the pigs walk around
with him as one pig in particular, who's his friend?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
And that's nice.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
But this is a couple who were celebrating the fourth
of July and forgot about a case of beer that
was in their garage. Their pet pig, which is seven
years old, is the love of their life. It's called Strawberry,
and it got drunk on the beer.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Of course, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Of course they do pigs by dev NISI are peaked anything.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Well, they actually eat drink. Apparently they're very clean. Do
you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I look when I was with Beyond two thousand is
that pigs have the same tastes as little kids. They
love chocolate, milk, they love ice, creams. They love soft drink,
the kind of stuff, all the sugar.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Kids I got tradey mates that eat like that.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, well, pigs love all that.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was doing a story on how they could get
their pigs to produce more milk and to eat more,
and that's what they get.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, everyone knows they orgasm for thirty minutes?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Do you mean everyone knows? They know?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I haven't had an intimate relationship with one with a
peg for thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Many pigs trying to hit on you.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Does it male or female?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm pretty sure it's the female because that would be
a long orgasm.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Now, I don't know if the peak has that much
fluid in it to do it for thirty minutes, you know,
As far.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
As female animal's orgasm, Well, I'm just saying I thought
while we're talking to Google.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
While we're talking, I thought everyone knew that. It's one
of those trivia questions, true or false? Is a true
the pig's orgasm for thirty minutes? And more often than
not it comes up that it's true.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig. Yeah, yeah,
on average thirty minutes, but it can last as long
as ninety.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Whoa, wow, that's like nine and a half.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Weeks the male one. I think the male.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Pig, So is that fluid? The whole time, I always
thought the orgasm was the fluid.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Let me look here.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, the orgasm where the male is the climax is
the fluid.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yes, sorry for being so graphic about this, but it's
it's science. As you said, you put it under the
science umbrella.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Let me have a look at some more information. What's
it saying here? Yeah, what's til mean thing?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I learned?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Thank you til man.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
If a female pig orgasm is true insemination, she'll produce
piglets up to six percent more than normal insemination. Right,
And the orgasm in the female can last up to
thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Right. Oh, that's why they seemed to be so happy.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I have seen at Cincinnati Zoo. I was doing a
story and they were they knocked out a snow leopard
and they were using an electronic probe to palpate it
to get the sperm.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
And why were you watching this?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Because you'd left beyond two absent you're just watching it
for fun.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Let's just carry my lab coat and just go from
place to place looking at weird stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
So, in summary, the pig. If you've got a pig,
lock up your beer.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Lock up your beer because you don't want like a
pig getting under your beat.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, lock up your pig. Actually, we've had a drunken
pig in here.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
When then, rapha, why don't you go back to you
last half an hour?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Why don't you go back to watching your snow leopards
being palpated your widow?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, can you

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Statshit Berdey come back tomorrow, mor Josey and a man
this kut room for