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Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's among this coffee, it's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Keep going, that's all I got. What have you got
for me today?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The top ten of the world's sexiest bald men for
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Let me ask you this before your name and who
any of them are? Would you be flattered to be
on the list of the sexiest bald men if you
weren't deliberately bald like Pitball? One thing?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Is he deliberately bald or bal bored?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I think he's choosing to be bald. But what about
people who are just incidentally bald?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It must be hard. I look at Prince William.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is he on the list?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
He's number one?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, See, he's not choosing to be bald. Bald is
choosing on him.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He's like the sidebar bits hanging there as well, and
so he has a neat trim.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
He can look too eggish with no hair.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, And that's the thing. You've got to have a
good shape.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And where you're probably the most one of the most
photographed men in the world, you can't suddenly get replacement hair.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, like Harry has he Harry's had the replacement hair?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is that well known?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think he mentioned it the Yeah, yeah, hair is
he he's pretty. He makes jokes about his thinning hair,
but it is a curse. I know a lot of
young guys. Are one of my son's mates and he's
he's really concerned about his hair thinging And I.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Said, I made it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And we're just talking one day and he said, it
really really stresses me, and I said, look, you can
see people about it, you can. You know, there's all
sorts of treatments and things about it. You don't have to,
you know, put up with the jokes and all that
sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But it's on this top ten. And tell me who's
on it, because I'm just imagining. Are they all completely bald?
Because balding men? Women love bald heads, but they don't.
How do guys feel if they're bald?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
In? Do you like the balding? The balling head?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Not the balling?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Brothers go, well, you know who's the number one?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Do you tell me it was William?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's Prince William? So at ten, Vin Diesel.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, there's a certain sexinist to him. He makes sense
being bored.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
At nine. Stanley Tucci Tucci, whoever he is?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You know Stanley Tucci?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Who is Stanley?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Are you joking Social World's biggest actors, and he was
in Devil was Prita. He's been in a lot of
fabulous films. I'll google him a lot of fabulous films.
But not only that. He has started a sidebar with
his Italian cooking kind of stuff on social media. He's
married him interestingly to Emily Blunt's sister.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well, why you're googling Stanley?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't need to because I know who he is.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Can you google at number eight Tieri? Henry?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, let's start with Stanley Tucci.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
And then Tierty.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I just wanted a time. What kind of films is
Lovely Bones? Searching for something in Italy? Hunger Games, Conclave,
Inside Men, The Kingsman quality films that you haven't seen?
Because then franchises and who's the next one episode?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Smoking? I'm not interested in Tierry. Curiously, Renolds had a
huge that Thierry Henry.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well his was a fake thatch too.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Was it? Yes, Thierry Henry, you got him.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Let's see who he is when he's at home. Is
he a sports person? He's a French football coach.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
At number seven, Samuel L.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Jackson, Come on, sexy, He's sexy, he's balled? Is he sexy?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Freeze Mother?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Six on a plane?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What about six? Daddy DeVito?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Danny DeVito? Is it to me about this? Isn't the
world's most famous board? Meant? What's the list called?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It's the world's sexiest board?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Danny de Vito?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Number five, Terry Crews.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Who is he?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, there's here that actor who was in that police thing,
American police comedy. You know, play along? You know who
it is, don't you do?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Let me say, let me show the shows he was in.
He was in Brooklyn ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay, Number four Ken you've watched that? No, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I haven't watched one frame show that. There's a million
shows that I need to catch up. Okay, are number
four Kelly Slater? Number three, Shaquille O'Neill's sexy, big but sexy.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Number two Dwayne the Rock Johnson?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I will say this. Where the hell is Jason Statham?
Why isn't he on this list?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Who have they asked for the voting?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I didn't know Johnny blind out because who wouldn't put
Jason Stathan on the list?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
He is the go to sexies, bold guy in the World,
would you agree? Do you like Jason States right?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't watch those kind of movie.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I got a bit of a man crushed on Jason
Statham because I ran into him one day.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, I've heard this story. You didn't run into him.
You yelled at him in the street. That is not
running into as if your friends in a bar.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
We bumped into each other.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Tell us forensically what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's two thousand and five thereabouts, and the family decides,
the whole family, extended, Mom and dad, Denny, everyone head
over to Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And so my brother and I.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Got smashed, decided to treat Hollywood as a pub crawl,
and so we spent the whole family trip in in Disneyland,
actually in Disneyland, getting high on cheap beer.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And we're walking down what's that Rodeo Drive?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And on the plane flying over there, the movie The
Transporter was on constantly, and.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I watched the movie and my brother, I've never seen it.
You'd not seen The Transport? Now hangs it me for
not knowing all your movies. The Transporter is a great movie.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Anyway, We're walking down Rodeo Drive and I said to
my brother mad, I said, Matt mad I said, look,
coming towards us. That's the dude, the transporter dude, the
dude from the movie. And he goes, oh, you're ISTO
said what's his name is?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And this is before mobile phones when you can google someone.
I go, oh, man, what's his name? He's so good
a us. Let's say hello. He's coming right towards us.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And your drunk is a s gun and so yeah,
it's a long way.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
He's walking towards He's got like a little burglar cap on,
you know, the Brian Johnson from ac swears, and he
sort of hunched over, and I don't think he wanted
to be identified.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But then having said that, why is he walking down
Rodeo Drive?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Because he lives in La on the street and also
say you dream of him being identified. You didn't know
his name.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So he's scooched over and he's walking towards my brother,
and I does he know what's about? And Matt said,
just we'll just say hello, And I said, mate, we'll
just we'll just be cool.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And anyway, he comes up.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
He's been three feet of us, and Matt goes, hey,
transport a dude.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And what did he do?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And he looked up as he boys in that gruff
English accent, and I said, oh, mate, can I.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Just say, don't extend it?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
You know when you start talking? Can I just I
love that movie?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You know you were you're so and you're so versatile,
you like a modern day mcguy, but you know, using
all those things like when you're wrestling those guys covered
in motor oil and it's just getting worse and worse.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I've heard you do that sober and it's all.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And it probably said.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well when it starts with how you and that transponder
dude or.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So anyway, Jason on that strength.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I know your name now, and I know a lot
about Jason Statham and he's Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Star, has risen.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
He's been in the Meg Come on, not just Meg
one but Meg two. He's a franchise phenomena, bald, sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Okay, kids, that's important. Cone back tomorrow on Moral, Chaunsey
and Amanda's closing