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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Christmas, Christmas. Yeah, Yeah, it's Josey Man's cutting home for.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah. Yeah, it's Josey Man is curtain Home for Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Or what have we got on the cutting room floor? Friendy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
During the week, we were discussing the nature of Carl
Minogue's sexy Santa song this one. Oh yeah, you love Carly,
but even you think it's a bit eck Deep just.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Slips wanting down the chey to Okay, it's a little
bit too much. It's a little bit too much.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What's kry saying there? What's the mess she wants?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Slipped under the tree?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Deep, just slip a sable.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I think like a mink coat thing. It's an old song.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Apparently I'll have to get my red paint to throw
all over Kytie.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I thought it might have been like a drug and.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Then I'll say, Kylie, you've got red pain.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Don't you let me what wash you down? Get the
hose out.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
She's out of carry with blood.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well. The reason I brought it up was because Target
in America, the US department store, which is just so massive.
Everyone's obsessed with Target. They've given Santa a sexy makeover
for their new holiday campaign. Hunky Chris Kringle they've called him,
or is known as Target employee Chris K. I've got
some pictures here.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Look at four, not the big fat one, but the
other ones. Look at that. What's Sander grabbing in that
other picture?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It looks to be his sack, Chris K.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The older one is really handsome here, isn't He's He's
a very handsome older man. Santra and a red jumper.
And look at that sexy one on the left.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, that's a little bit too Mardi graph for more.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's a little bit ai.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But they've planned some holiday commercials that debut last week.
So Chris K is driving a red Ford Bronco with
a sleigh license plate.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Arriving a s l A Y.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And he arrives at a Target store.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We're born with while Born to Be Wild is playing
and in a caption for the commercial, it's titled born
to be Chris. So this sexy new Santa. I wonder
if you can go and sit on his lap, push
the kids out of the way onto it, get onto
his lap?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Do you do you like? Do you partake in the
Santa photos with your kids? Jack and Lamb when they
were little. You know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't even think I'm a bad archiver, archivist of
my own life. I don't think we've taken the kids
a couple of times, but not really. They're all if
ever they saw a big creature, a big Scott, they
feel terrified.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Have you got a lot of Santa photos?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And we do it? They do it under sufferance. We
have to force them into Yeah, I don't think it's light.
I remember one time was to stand in the queue
and one of my kids say, I don't want to
do this, and I said, well, I don't want to
do it either, and he said, well, why are we
doing it? And I said, good point.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Let's go, because often you have to get in the
photo yourself because the kids are trying like a wild
animal crawl.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Why now they look at me, parents, you know the
sunscreen parents. They're all all, let's get in there and.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
We'll bring my own ring light.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, bring me the ring light, and bring the dog
and the cat and everyone else. You know, I'm not
that sort of parent. I'm from a different era.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't think we've got many Santa photos, And if
we did, I have no idea where they are.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's that you know. Yeah, it's not for me. It's
not for you.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Do you want to sit on the grinches?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Lab Well, the grinch is a different kettle of fish.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Sexy grinch. So let's get sexy grinch.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We You and I got a picture with Sada down
at the shops that time, Remember that, You and I?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's right? Why would he be there?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I think we're being drinky.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't think it was Santa, now I think about it,
just old miss Christmas.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I sat on his lap, I.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Said for to day. I come back tomorrow for more.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Jelsey and evaders cut a rootful, mayor Christmas from all
of us here to cut a rootful
Christmas, Christmas. Yeah, Yeah, it's Josey Man's cutting home for.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah. Yeah, it's Josey Man is curtain Home for Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Or what have we got on the cutting room floor? Friendy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
During the week, we were discussing the nature of Carl
Minogue's sexy Santa song this one. Oh yeah, you love Carly,
but even you think it's a bit eck Deep just.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Slips wanting down the chey to Okay, it's a little
bit too much. It's a little bit too much.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What's kry saying there? What's the mess she wants?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Slipped under the tree?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Deep, just slip a sable.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I think like a mink coat thing. It's an old song.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Apparently I'll have to get my red paint to throw
all over Kytie.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I thought it might have been like a drug and.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Then I'll say, Kylie, you've got red pain.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Don't you let me what wash you down? Get the
hose out.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
She's out of carry with blood.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well. The reason I brought it up was because Target
in America, the US department store, which is just so massive.
Everyone's obsessed with Target. They've given Santa a sexy makeover
for their new holiday campaign. Hunky Chris Kringle they've called him,
or is known as Target employee Chris K. I've got
some pictures here.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Look at four, not the big fat one, but the
other ones. Look at that. What's Sander grabbing in that
other picture?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It looks to be his sack, Chris K.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The older one is really handsome here, isn't He's He's
a very handsome older man. Santra and a red jumper.
And look at that sexy one on the left.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, that's a little bit too Mardi graph for more.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's a little bit ai.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But they've planned some holiday commercials that debut last week.
So Chris K is driving a red Ford Bronco with
a sleigh license plate.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Arriving a s l A Y.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And he arrives at a Target store.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We're born with while Born to Be Wild is playing
and in a caption for the commercial, it's titled born
to be Chris. So this sexy new Santa. I wonder
if you can go and sit on his lap, push
the kids out of the way onto it, get onto
his lap?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Do you do you like? Do you partake in the
Santa photos with your kids? Jack and Lamb when they
were little. You know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't even think I'm a bad archiver, archivist of
my own life. I don't think we've taken the kids
a couple of times, but not really. They're all if
ever they saw a big creature, a big Scott, they
feel terrified.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Have you got a lot of Santa photos?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And we do it? They do it under sufferance. We
have to force them into Yeah, I don't think it's light.
I remember one time was to stand in the queue
and one of my kids say, I don't want to
do this, and I said, well, I don't want to
do it either, and he said, well, why are we
doing it? And I said, good point.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Let's go, because often you have to get in the
photo yourself because the kids are trying like a wild
animal crawl.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Why now they look at me, parents, you know the
sunscreen parents. They're all all, let's get in there and.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
We'll bring my own ring light.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, bring me the ring light, and bring the dog
and the cat and everyone else. You know, I'm not
that sort of parent. I'm from a different era.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't think we've got many Santa photos, And if
we did, I have no idea where they are.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's that you know. Yeah, it's not for me. It's
not for you.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Do you want to sit on the grinches?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Lab Well, the grinch is a different kettle of fish.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Sexy grinch. So let's get sexy grinch.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We You and I got a picture with Sada down
at the shops that time, Remember that, You and I?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's right? Why would he be there?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I think we're being drinky.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't think it was Santa, now I think about it,
just old miss Christmas.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I sat on his lap, I.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Said for to day. I come back tomorrow for more.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Jelsey and evaders cut a rootful, mayor Christmas from all
of us here to cut a rootful
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