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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning, Jen White Rise jib jabber.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But I was about to nick some stuff from the
prize cupboard. I'm going to miss you AF.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
This person said, they're walking along with their mother, passed
a woman who had a shirt on that said feminist AF.
You know what AF means, feminist as And the mother said,
I didn't realize that they had an air force. And
this person says, yeah, mom, they do.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And then the mother.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Says to this person who's got feminist AF on their shirt,
thank you for your service.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
A feminist air force from with the Hair under the
Wings Unnecessarily Brendan.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hollywood superstar Rob Schneider was on the show earlier this year,
banging on about his relationship with old mate Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I love the idea that you seem to have a
really fabulous cohort with Adam Sandler and Kevin James and
David Spade. Are you guys best buddies in real life?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We do enjoy each other's company, And so I think
Adam wants to do He's doing Happy Gilmore two, and
then you're talking about doing Grown Ups three, and I
know it's just because he just is going to pay
us to hang out with him few months, which I'm
fine with is he's on a rock he has. He
bought me one hundred and fifty thousand dollars car once.
You know, once you get that one time, you go like,
(01:24):
you know what, there's a chance I can get it again.
I call him after each movie and I go, you know,
I looked at the driveway this morning. I didn't see anyone.
I mean, I just want to know one time so
I could be home to get the keys.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
You don't get one every movie.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You don't get one every movie. He just yells at me.
That's his voice that he uses. By the way, you
don't get one everywhere he gave you one.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Celebrity rice were a big thing at the side of
the year as well. Celebrity rices.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Do you like them?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, it's me. Australians aren't like that. We're casually mean,
We're not nastily to our heroes.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
If I was on a celebrity rice as the subject,
you would come on and say, well, he's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'd say, as celebrity roasts go, he's got the smallest
of meat and potato and the beers. I'd probably start
with that as Actually he's full vegan down there, so
maybe I should do a roast.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Two Fighters front man Dave Grohl had some exciting news.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Congratulations to Dave Groll. He's just announced the birth of
another little baby, another little child, so he's got three
kids now there's four.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But he goes on to say, this child was born
outside my marriage, and I plan to be a loving,
supportive parent to her. I love my wife and children.
I'm doing everything I can to regain their trust.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh, there's a lot of pain and work behind this.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You know what, women are just so sensitive these days.
You have a child out of your marriage.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
So woke this?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, Jonesy did some the thing I learned I was
indigenous to Australia.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There's so many missest and I heard that they'd escaped
from the zoo and all that sort of stuff. They
are indigenous. We should take a lot more pride in.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I'm looking at the one that's peaky pecking through the
bin at the moment.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, we've made the bin, we've taken away their natural
habitats and don't have to pick through the bin. Okay, mate, God,
you're exhausting, You're so exhausting. Why don't I put you
in a crypt? You'd happily stay there.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Keep the Fonds was on the show.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I was actually watching Sylvester Stallon's documentary Sly recently. He
just shows up in Hollywood and he ends up staying
with you in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well, his car broke down his first wife, Sasha, and
they had a bull master who took up the back seat.
So I went to pick them up, and.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
There was so much.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Slobber in the back feet. I had to wear a
snorkel in order to get suitcases out. So then he
gives me a script. I take it to ABC, I
sell it, I bring it back to SLY. I say, Sly,
here's the good news, here's all the money. The bad news,
they want to replace you as a writer. You said, Henry,
don't let them do this to me. I finally got
(04:17):
it back. I wrestled it back from ABC, gave it
to SLY. A year and a half.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Later, Rocky and Jonesy will shame other radio shows for
doing on this Day information as lazy radio, but then
proceeds to read out on this day information.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It was on this day back in seventeen seventy that
Captain James Cook siuned into Botany Bay and then they
hung around for right dice Captain Cogan's men, and they
took some plants.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
He must have thought, you might as well say all
those pubs and things that are named after him.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I say, look at this to the James Cookie, tell
hey get myself out of snitty snitty, because I think
they have TD and snitty they used to do.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, I did what he.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Can. I be done with this now. Let me guess
you want me to record another one. This has been
Jen y Riis, Shiba
Speaker 1 (05:08):
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