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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I've seen this footage of this bride who says that
she's self described as a drunkest bride alive. She said
she's still haunted by a mishap she had on.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
A wedding day.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Her name is Amanda Scheller. Sounds like me in disguise,
doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It does? Is this woman?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But she said she and her husband adopted a relaxed
approach to their celebrations.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Does that mean they got on it?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, this is a clip that's been viewed more than
two and a half million times. There were lots of fails,
apparently during due to alcohol consumption. But when they did
their wedding dance, her skirt flipped up over her head
and I don't think she's got underpants on. Can you
see the picture there? Yeah, she says, there it is wu.
(00:47):
She's showing a wo butt, cheeks and all.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
She said.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I thought I did the performance of a lifetime drunkest
bride alive.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
She's now embarrassed by it.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's why I call it the wedding breakfast. You can
see it, it's all there.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, I hope she'd bleached, so she's had a white wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, that's funny weddings.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I remember my one we had My brother in law
ex brother in law was filming it and he was
as drunk as a monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Had you designated him?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yes, the video Back in the day when you had
the JVC video tape player and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You gave it to a family member, you didn't hire anyone.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Professionally, you didn't get a professional So he filmed that,
which was a mess. And then my now departed uncle Peter.
You remember Uncle Peter.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What a character.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He was a lawyer. He used to be a prosecution lawyer.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Then. Anyway, it's a big story about but quite a character. Indeed,
so he decided to and I was carrying a bit
of condition back in those days, meaning bit of weight,
meaning as he called me in the video, what a
big fat.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Sea he says in the wedding video wedning video.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
When so my drunken ex brother in law goes up
to my drunken uncle to get opinions and wellses from
the crowd, and people say, well, all the best for
the future and all that he's a drunken fat Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Wow. We had two videos, had had the rated PG
one and then the R.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Rated videwause normally the R rated video is the one
you don't show family. You don't expect the family to
be in them. No, it's funny because considering Harley and
I met it beyond two thousand and worked in television.
We didn't have a video. I didn't want any of that.
Bet a photographer. She was a Channel seven photographer. It
was beyond two thousand, Channel seven we filmed. He took
photos of me getting ready, pinning a thing to my
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dad's lapel. All those photos were about to get.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
In the car. He said, I haven't put film in
the camera. Oh, but you have to do it all again,
to do it all again.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, man, but he's professional.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Then when the same thing happened when you photographed the
wedding night, how's this for another wedding story?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Can I just as before you go on with that?
When you got married to Harley? Were you were of note?
Weren't you were on beyond two thousands?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So we had a big double page spread in the
TV week.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Wow, what about that?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
We had staples and all.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Did you get some money for that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
No? In fact, we thought we're just going to have
one small photo in the corner of the magazine. We're
on the cover, and then there was something inside saying
we wanted to run away because first of all, we
thought we're going to get married in Italy, as everyone says,
and then you go stuff, let's get married in the
suburb of the road. But a double page spread. It's
funny looking at all the wedding guests and things. I'm
so bad with this stuff. My our wedding photos. I
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finally had them printed a few years later. They're just
I didn't even put them in an album. They're all
stuck together in a box under the house. Interesting, isn't it.
So when I look at the photos and the TV week,
I think, oh, that's right there there, that's my wedding photo.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Does anyone watch their winning video back?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, I didn't have one. Have you watched yours?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No? No?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Does anyone start looking at videos of fireworks?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'd like to get it and rewind and see me
going out of the church.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That fat about this story though, This is a story
I saw that popped up on my socials. This is
someone said here thirteen years ago, the greatest ever Scottish
interest story that was reported in the press.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'll read it at the batim please.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Like all true scotsmen, Angus McClure twenty six didn't wear
pants under his kilt when he married his sweetheart Sarah
Grant in Glennick, renfriendschre but his traditionalism led to uproar.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
This is a newspaper story, by the way.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
His traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly
wiped backside on twenty four year old Sarah's pristine frock,
leaving an unsightly smear. After Sarah swiped at Angus, the
well refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Into bloody makeing.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
A police source said, I've been a police officer in
Glennick for nearly twenty years and so I've seen a
lot of wedding parties turned nasty.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
This was something else. This is all over a skiddy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
How brave hearts started. They may take our lives
Speaker 1 (04:49):
But where's the nappy sands