🤯 Historical Facts That Will Distort Your Sense Of Time!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gam Nation. I've come across some interesting historical
facts that you know, we think we have a perception
of time, but these things are weird. The Cowboy era
and the Victorian era era were on at the same time.
Ah yeah, right, that's weird, isn't it. The Cowboy Indian
so the lone Ranger could have gone and passed off.

(00:22):
Queen Victoria never saw that episode. Tonto Matt You Pitch
You and the Sistine Chapel were constructed just thirty three
years apart.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I would have thought the match You Pitch You was older.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well duh, that's the whole point of why this is mine?
Being only one he.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Was thinking, like the Renaissance.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hello, Abraham Lincoln lived during the same period as a
Samurai era.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well that's cool.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Wooly mammoths.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Imagine if they met, they would have shaved his beard off.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
He would be alive today. Wooly mammoths were still roaming
the earth when the Pyramids were being built. See you
just a you're just going do you think this? I
think this is very interesting. Cleopatra was alive closer in
time to us today than she was to the construction
of the Pyramids.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I know that, I've seen that because she.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Didn't get a pyramids. The city of London is fifteen
hundred years older than Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan seems ancient.
London is fifteen hundred years older than Genghis Khant.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, so where where does that? Where's the Great Wall
of China fit in? Then?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, Genghis Khan wasn't Chinese?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Didn't they build the wall to keep him out?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
On the rabbits? The Ottoman Empire still existed when Walt
Disney released his first cartoons. Any couches you saw in
end of the early Walt Disney because the Ottoman was
just an Ottoman.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Because that's why there's all the trouble and yes, sorry, yeah,
keep going. That's why there's all the trouble in the
middle because of Walt Disney exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And let his head's in a freezer.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
They divided up there during the Ottoman Empire.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
What you going to do with weal? You're not taking
this in the way it should that as a timeline,
Walt Disney was alive with the Ottomann Empire, the first
the Eastern Roman Empire fell to thirty nine years before
Columbus discovered the Americans see.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
All this stuff that's fascinating.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I think it is. I think it is. What about
this Saturn's rings didn't exist when the Stegosaurus roamed the earth.
The Stegosaurus said, if you like it, put a ring
on it, and Satin said, I will. The Tyrannosaurus rex
existed closer in time to us than it did to
the Stegosaurus. Don't you think this is interesting? There are

(02:28):
greenland sharks alive. Oh yeah, there are greenland sharks alive
today around when Henry the eighth first became king. They
knew camilla personally. Well, they're still sharks of the lid
to even bother making a joke, Yes, there's still sharks
that give.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
There's still sharks that wed.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
There are greenland sharks alive today that were around when
Henry the eighth first became king. Don't let your guts
rumble a little bit more. No, I'm not going to
humor you with my joke. One point five stand of
human history. Only one point five percent of human history
has ever been recorded. So all that other knowledge we
don't know about until my time machine takes off my bowels.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Like sheer straddling a cannon in the sixteen eighties. That'd
be me. It's why do I bother?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Thank you, that was good, and I want you to
talk about trucks a bit more