🛳 Passengers Strip Off For 11-Day Nude Cruise!

It's the easiest holiday to pack for - a nude cruise!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation. Would you go on a nude cruise?
Is this a invitation? No? No, it's just a query query.
I don't do anything naked. Well I have, I've danced
on stage nude. Yeah, when you say it like that,
I suppose it's a little bit. Would you go on

(00:22):
a cruise called beaar Necessities. No, it's an American organization
that's partnered with Norwegian Cruise Lines for a nude cruise.
There are some rules. I could imagine. As a nine
hundred and sixty eight foot vessel, it accommodates two and
a half thousand passengers. It's been renamed the Big Nude
Boat for this event. They're through that. They're going through

(00:44):
the Caribbean. They're stopping in Martinique and Saint Lucia this weekend.
The thing is that you can There are rules you
have to wear clothing while you're inside the vessels dining rooms,
except there's a large buffet area. The nude outdoor time.
Last place you'd have nudity at the buffet and outdoor

(01:06):
dining on a cruise is bad enough, let alone nude
outdoor dining. What about the crew? Are they nude? No?
They wouldn't be nude to maintain hygiene. Read this, enjoy
this bit. You seem to know a lot about this. Well,
you can't have nude staff if you're sitting down and
a waiter's got his area out at eye height at
the table, take an eye out with that. I know

(01:27):
I said I was vegan. To maintain hygiene, the nudists
need to put a towel down before sitting in the stateroom,
the pool deck, in the buffet area. If they're bearing
their bottoms, come on, bear necessities. Also makes clear that
fondling and inappropriate touching is prohibited, so it's different to
normal cruises. I don't mean that so, but this is

(01:50):
the kicker. This is the thing. If you're titillated, if
you're thinking, well, yes, that sounds like I'll go and
have a big old look. One form of passenger has
said this, most people don't seem to be comfortable being
nude in public until later in life. So the crowd
was older, I'd say twenty percent attractive, twenty percent average,

(02:12):
sixty percent unattracted. Oh I don't like those stands? Like
them mods? Like which category would you do? You won't
see me up on the poop deck. Well, that's what
it says to you. People don't seem comfortable at being
nude until later in life. That's all you need to
read to know what that cruise is going to be. Yeah,
that's a that's a hard note. What about the people

(02:32):
that do the rock climbing? Oh, looking out your old address,
a whole lot of moving rocks.