WHAT YOU MISSED: What's The Difference Between A Nod And A Shake?

Here's what you missed on Jonesy & Amanda this week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You know you boy Tom has been working harder than
us trying to get Scomo's photo album back, and he's
come up with this. You boy Tom's it is what
it is, don't mondays are hard. Jonesy seems not to
be able to manage the basics, Like the difference between
a nod and a shake. Meglodon's nodding your head?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You're shaking a head. Do you think that's a nod?
Shake of the head, Noddy? No, you A nod's the
opposite of a shake nodding. Oh wow, you tell me
you're making this No, I just I just talk until
the difference between a shake of a had and a nod.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I just give the nod.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah shaky. How old are you if you got to
fifty six without knowing that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
No, wonder, I've been confused everything.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I've got it all wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You've been doing it wrong all this time?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You know how to live? And then you.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Never saw this on the Love boat?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Would you go on a nude cruise? Is this a invitation? No?
I don't do anything naked.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
This is the kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
One former passenger has said this, Okay, most people don't
seem to be comfortable being nude in public until later
in life. So the crowd was older. I'd say twenty
percent attractive, twenty percent average, sixty percent unattracted. Oh that's
I don't like those stands. I like them odds like that.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
When I started here, I was told the Jonesy was
a and i'll quote math's genius. I didn't realize the
people here were having a go at him until this week.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I came across a guy he thinks he's a genius.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I do mathematical recreations in the quadruples of algebra without
even doing it on paper. Twelve times twelve, twelve times
twelve was twenty four, okay, t one.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Hundred and forty four. By the way, I think I
that did you? Because I have some evidence here that
what is nine times eight forty eight? Lucas, what is
nine times eight?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Just you make it sound like you're horrified that it
was It was you, like someone else stitch you up somehow.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's The RBA dropped interest rates on Tuesday, so it
was fitting to have the PM on to talk about them.
Although Amanda seemed happy just to discuss hot beverages with him.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Anthony Albanezi, Good morning, how do you stay awake? What's
your caffeine intake? Before question time?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I have a little piccolo. Amanda has a cup of
soup at that time.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I do the.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Old cup of soup like in the.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Sasha in the sachet, and my favorite is basic tomato.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So the interesting rates like chicken noodle.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh yes, sweet, you've got a little bit of noodle
and I haven't had one for a little while. I've
got to say, on your wedding venues, we did coup
of soup when you two.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
A finished talking about soup from one PM to or
formal one. Scmo's photo album ended up in a Salvo
store by accident. We did our darndas to get it back,
even getting Scomo's misso Jenny on the line the pleato case.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now, Jenny also have a stake in these photos. I
mean you you were together at the time, and you
know this is part of your life too.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yes, it's part of my life too. Embarrassing Liso with
my wonderful hair in those pictures, but you know it's
got her hair in those photos.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
So we need the photos back so we can actually
you know remember.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Those days, And even though it was last week, the
residue for Valentine's Day still lingers.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Selena Gomez is engaged to a guy called Benny Blanco.
He knew that she didn't really want flowers, so he
used a trail of corn chips to lead into the bathroom.
Then a bath was filled to the brim with cheese dip,
and she was saying, isn't this great? And she took
one of the corn chips and scooped it into the bath.
Remember on The Bachelor when they had the chocolate bar ah,

(03:34):
they both got in. At least she wasn't going to
get into this, But in that chocolate bath where they got.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
In afterwards, it's fruit and.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Nut, hair and nut.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
This has been New Boy Tom's jibber Jabber Mate Jones
and Amanda's gemship.