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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's Jones and the man that's coming, Rule floor Jones and.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Everybody, it's time for joy and I'm starting room flo.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's the cutting room floor. Rule on the cutting room
floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, another example of how competitive men are. I mean,
are you the sort of person that would, as they say,
bet on two flies climbing up a walk that I.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Got a brother and my brother and I are very
competitive when we're kids. It's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What would you give me an example?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Just everything? It would be you know, the size of
our penises?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Did you measure them?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Of course in front of each other? Yeah, how do
you measure them?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Ruler? Charles?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So you both used the same ruler?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No different rulers from where to where?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
From go to woe?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
From go to woe? Yeah, and there was it was
because then there was very.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think that someone had cheated.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
There was a bit more of yeah. Then there was
various stages of no, no, it's not like I'd say,
obviously not you, No, it's dead. Look at you.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Mine, I would say this, I'm not I'm not a
big show off, but mine's bigger than his.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Mine's bigger.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I was just you know, and who have you told
apart from everyone right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
All the time. Now, my brother away is I know
my penis is smaller than yours.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was scared though that. My wife said, no, it's
not that worried me. Should I be worried about that?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Why did uncles join in?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Why did you are so?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
The reason I bring this up is that this is
a story from a university campus, the University of Southern California. Yep,
they have staged the world's first sperm race, so two
college students. Before I get to what the race was,
this is a big deal. This was a one point
four million dollar spectacle. It took part took place in
(02:24):
the La Center Studios, which normally host Hollywood productions big movies.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
YEP.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Tickets for this event were twenty dollars for students, forty
for general admission. VIP tickets were up to one thousand dollars.
This was a big deal. A lot of people came
to see what was going to be going on.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, well it is curious a sperm race.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Sperm race, so tell you what they did. The event,
which had giant screens, weigh ins, leader boards, play by
play commentary. These guys donated their own sperm just minutes
before the event. It was kept warm, then it was
put into a centrifuge, which caused the actual sperm cells
to drop to the bottom so they could be loaded
(03:04):
into a racetrack in the midst of micro fluidic channel.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Right, So is this actual micro fluid fluids?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yes, from a woman?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, I don't think so. I think they were chemicals.
I don't think so. These things weren't put into a female.
So each participant donated his contribution a centrifuge.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Body Blue was saying hello Hello, separated the zopilbian tubes
waiting in a.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
In a centrifuge so they could isolate the sperm and
then they put that into into a chamber. I guess.
The racetrack was eight inches long and is modeled on
the female reproductive system.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So what they did that didn't have all the aforementioned.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, they he had some shapes to it and had
some bits they had to way around because the thing
is that normally they swim upstream and they couldn't really
replicate that. So what they did they had a gentle
electric current through the racetrack to encourage the racing spoon
to stay on course. So it had to go around
(04:10):
a curly wheel and come out and then go through,
as you say, a series of a couple of obstacles,
and and that's what happened. Actually, would like to hear
how it played out. This is some of the audio
for how it went down. Oh, set, they're going.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
They're going, and through the chamber we are.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
This is Jimmy is after the races. This like, oh
my god, those years of you doo wo that we
eight hundred credits for it. Jimmy is long God swimmers
the trees. This r roscopic.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Now, okay, there's a cameraman working on the event who said,
this is the downfall of society. You know how you've
had a I was gonna say a circumcision. What's the
word I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I've had a circumcision, not recently, when I was a
little baby.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But what was it you had? And if so, if
you were to compete in this with your brother, do
you still swim?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Because I've got sperm, but I don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So the sperm can't impregnate an egg that swims around
and doesn't isn't interested in the egg, or you're not
producing sperm.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, I've got the fluid.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, but there's probably no sperm in it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, it's because my brother hasn't had a vasectomy. I've
had one, so he'd win.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Am I correct? Should I google it? What will I google?
If you've had a vasectomy, do you produce sperm? Okay,
let me you fill in Brendan if you've had a
feel if.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You kept talking to me, yeah, why don't you Siri produce?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay, hey, Siri, if you've had a vasectomy, can you
produce sperm? She wants me to go to chat GPT.
I'll search the web. The testes still makes sperm, but
the sperm die and are absorbed by the body. A
person who's had a sectomy still makes seem and is
(06:22):
able to, you know, have fluids happening in moments ejaculate,
thank you, but the sperm die, so they would go
on this track even if you put electric.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It was up against my brother just for the competition.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Let's see what we can do. Let's see what we
can do. Break out the old Rulerking Charles, get him
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, kids.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Studying roof room.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah,
It's Jones and the man that's coming, Rule floor Jones and.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Everybody, it's time for joy and I'm starting room flo.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's the cutting room floor. Rule on the cutting room
floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, another example of how competitive men are. I mean,
are you the sort of person that would, as they say,
bet on two flies climbing up a walk that I.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Got a brother and my brother and I are very
competitive when we're kids. It's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What would you give me an example?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Just everything? It would be you know, the size of
our penises?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Did you measure them?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Of course in front of each other? Yeah, how do
you measure them?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Ruler? Charles?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So you both used the same ruler?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No different rulers from where to where?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
From go to woe?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
From go to woe? Yeah, and there was it was
because then there was very.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think that someone had cheated.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
There was a bit more of yeah. Then there was
various stages of no, no, it's not like I'd say,
obviously not you, No, it's dead. Look at you.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Mine, I would say this, I'm not I'm not a
big show off, but mine's bigger than his.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Mine's bigger.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I was just you know, and who have you told
apart from everyone right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
All the time. Now, my brother away is I know
my penis is smaller than yours.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was scared though that. My wife said, no, it's
not that worried me. Should I be worried about that?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Why did uncles join in?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Why did you are so?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
The reason I bring this up is that this is
a story from a university campus, the University of Southern California. Yep,
they have staged the world's first sperm race, so two
college students. Before I get to what the race was,
this is a big deal. This was a one point
four million dollar spectacle. It took part took place in
(02:24):
the La Center Studios, which normally host Hollywood productions big movies.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
YEP.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Tickets for this event were twenty dollars for students, forty
for general admission. VIP tickets were up to one thousand dollars.
This was a big deal. A lot of people came
to see what was going to be going on.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, well it is curious a sperm race.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Sperm race, so tell you what they did. The event,
which had giant screens, weigh ins, leader boards, play by
play commentary. These guys donated their own sperm just minutes
before the event. It was kept warm, then it was
put into a centrifuge, which caused the actual sperm cells
to drop to the bottom so they could be loaded
(03:04):
into a racetrack in the midst of micro fluidic channel.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Right, So is this actual micro fluid fluids?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yes, from a woman?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, I don't think so. I think they were chemicals.
I don't think so. These things weren't put into a female.
So each participant donated his contribution a centrifuge.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Body Blue was saying hello Hello, separated the zopilbian tubes
waiting in a.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
In a centrifuge so they could isolate the sperm and
then they put that into into a chamber. I guess.
The racetrack was eight inches long and is modeled on
the female reproductive system.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So what they did that didn't have all the aforementioned.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, they he had some shapes to it and had
some bits they had to way around because the thing
is that normally they swim upstream and they couldn't really
replicate that. So what they did they had a gentle
electric current through the racetrack to encourage the racing spoon
to stay on course. So it had to go around
(04:10):
a curly wheel and come out and then go through,
as you say, a series of a couple of obstacles,
and and that's what happened. Actually, would like to hear
how it played out. This is some of the audio
for how it went down. Oh, set, they're going.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
They're going, and through the chamber we are.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
This is Jimmy is after the races. This like, oh
my god, those years of you doo wo that we
eight hundred credits for it. Jimmy is long God swimmers
the trees. This r roscopic.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Now, okay, there's a cameraman working on the event who said,
this is the downfall of society. You know how you've
had a I was gonna say a circumcision. What's the
word I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I've had a circumcision, not recently, when I was a
little baby.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But what was it you had? And if so, if
you were to compete in this with your brother, do
you still swim?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Because I've got sperm, but I don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So the sperm can't impregnate an egg that swims around
and doesn't isn't interested in the egg, or you're not
producing sperm.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, I've got the fluid.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, but there's probably no sperm in it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, it's because my brother hasn't had a vasectomy. I've
had one, so he'd win.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Am I correct? Should I google it? What will I google?
If you've had a vasectomy, do you produce sperm? Okay,
let me you fill in Brendan if you've had a
feel if.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You kept talking to me, yeah, why don't you Siri produce?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay, hey, Siri, if you've had a vasectomy, can you
produce sperm? She wants me to go to chat GPT.
I'll search the web. The testes still makes sperm, but
the sperm die and are absorbed by the body. A
person who's had a sectomy still makes seem and is
(06:22):
able to, you know, have fluids happening in moments ejaculate,
thank you, but the sperm die, so they would go
on this track even if you put electric.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It was up against my brother just for the competition.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Let's see what we can do. Let's see what we
can do. Break out the old Rulerking Charles, get him
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, kids.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Studying roof room.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah,
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