💩 Woman Called Out For Defecating In Driveway

First came the poo jogger. Now, Adelaide has its driveway defecator.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Speaking of friends, my friend Charlie, he lives in Adelaide,
got sent this from his friend. So this was posted
on a telegraph pole in Adelaide. I'll read it to you. So,
the lady who defecated on our driveway at approximately seven
to fifteen am this morning, twenty sixth of April, while
walking your dog, you were recorded on our security cameras

(00:24):
defecating on our private driveway.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
We have clear video.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Footage of this incident. You have forty eight hours to
return and properly clean up the mess. If not, we
will have no choice but to circulate photos from the
footage to identify you. Please do the right thing.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
The dog didn't feel the need to pick it up
for her.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know, that's weird, isn't it. I mean, I don't
know what this compulsion is. We've seen a lot of
this kind of stuff, but to do it in someone's driveway,
that's a deliberate act. I've been caught short, That's a
very deliberate act. And how embarrassed. And she would have
had pooh bags with her because walking with a dog.

(01:05):
The fact that she has been filmed. Yeah, at what
point do you go back and clean it up.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Do you go back and say, oh, if.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No one's going to clean it up, I will.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm a good citizen. I'm just doing the right thing.
It's a good point you make because and as.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
The owners of the house that is stand there and
glare at you.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
As she comes back, is she going to be disguising
yourself and you're wearing a bigger hat and sunglasses?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
And I do the right thing for you?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Change your voice, change your voice, bringing home by interesting strategy.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Though, we have footage of you, and we will reach
the footage even if you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Just say you do, Just say you do. There's footage everywhere.
You can't pick your bomb in pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So do you think this will be like those movies
where don't pay the ransom because it'll never end.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
She goes and washes it off. They'll still release the vision.
They will. It's like mel Gibson, me back my son. Yeah,
they don't do it, don't do it? Do we know
the outcome? Surely? That was the twenty twenty sixth of April.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
My friend just sent me there saying, meanwhile, in Adelaide,
I'd like some closure. See if our producers can find
what's happened. Unless it was one of them. It might
have been one of them, mightn't want to say too much.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
The one it choggs, you know, must be he she
jogged to Adelaide. I don't know that's fair.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Unusual things happen in adelaide As we know, city of churches.
Unusual things happen. If we get more information, we'll let
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
But isn't it good? How virtuous the rest of us feeling?
Not me, not me, that's not me at all