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Speaker 1 (00:10):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
A Greek woman has filed for divorce after chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Reads husband's affair in a coffee cup.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
So in a bizarre mix of old traditions in cutting
edge tech, you know, the Greeks, I like, you get
your coffee in the bottom that reads your future.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
She's future as you'll be going to toilet in half
an hour.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So the chat GPT has read her husband's coffee cup
that she's been married for twelve years, and she got the.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Coffee ground sort of favorite to chet GPT. And what
did chet GPT say?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The result?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Chat GPT told her that her husband was having an
affair with a younger woman who was determined to tear
their family part.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This from the coffee grinds. This is from the coffee Grinds,
not from the other photo she uploaded as well.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No so, but chat GPT, if he was a French guy,
you just go, we'll do her.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's that was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But the Greeks, she's just looked into that and thought, well, boom,
that's pretty much.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So she took that as gospel.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
That is gospel. A lot of people do take it
as gospel. One of my son's mates works for a council.
I won't say which one, but he had a blinding hangover,
been out night the night before on the piss and
knew that he had to do this presentation about local
infrastructure around the council, and this particular infrastructure pertaining to
(01:39):
drains and things like that concrete colvert's.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Very boring sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Anyway, he used chat gpt to come up with it,
and he did this presentations just reading Forbadeim what chat
gpt had written, and the council was so impressed.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I actually promoted.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Him, wow to the next level in the untsel, working
as a public servant. And then he started to feel
a bit suspicious that people maybe twigged to what had happened,
were in an actual fact, they hadn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
They just thought it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
They thought this young man so insightful that came up
and knew so much about concrete covids And I have.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Never even heard the expression before.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
He's got no idea his coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, you know what, my friend Anita McGregor is a
university lecturer and she they have software to detect plagiarism
and other have software to check chat GPT. And it's
interesting I read an article about this, might have been
in Vanity Fair or something, whether these top students were
saying whether they'd use it or not, and it's there
for them to use, would they? And some of them
(02:40):
were saying that, considering you go to university to learn
a lot of critical thinking, yep, is it a waste
then to give all your stuff to chat GPT. But
they're saying that even within a course, there are some
of the subjects that you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Don't really need to be across.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You have to pass them, but they're not ones that
matter to you, so they use it for that. So
they don't fail because of a subject they don't care about,
but the ones they do care about or use their
actual brains.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
My youngest is doing AI at university.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
See he's one of.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
The few, not one of the few, but he will
benefit from it. In our industry, in the creative industry
where creative writing and advertising, my youngest son wants to
go into radio, those jobs are all going to disappear.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You can you know you can get a chat GPT
to do a podcast at a radio show.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, you could do. Yeah, be careful for what you
wish for.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
How do we even know that we're initially we could
be chat GPT right now, we'd be better than We've
said so many words on the radio, some more than other.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Looking at you, how many stories on your own?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Is?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Can you do?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
They could just get all our words, break them up,
and you've got the AI version of Jones.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Because initially all of that technology was supposed to take
the drudgery out of things, but still it's taking the
creativity out of things.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Or do my own laundry?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You want chat GPT writing about concrete covids and not
doing works. But if we can harness that years ago,
the Luodites they didn't like the loom, the weaving loom
in industrial England, and they were against the weaving loom.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Because because it mechanized, the mechanized the business.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And the industrial revolution in the seventeen hundreds, which we
ended up getting made all these textiles all of a sudden,
all these people that used to like make individual garments
forever to make all of a sudden, you know, this
machine that wiped out a whole industry. Chat GPT. I
don't think it's going to do that I think it'll
be okay.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well tell that to the people who were doing handmade
rugs they got wiped out.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, but someone's still making handmade rugs right now. And
then you see all those rug places, they're all going
out of business.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, they're all on sale.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's like, what about those Christmas shops that have a
sale every single day.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
And at Christmas time they go fifty percent off.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Why wouldn't you pop it up for your big days?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Make it that's when you're going to get your profit.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'd be charging money hand over fist at Christmas East.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, but when you in the middle of the year,
Christmas in July, give it another spy Christmas. But then
say around you know August, you're just you know, you're
not going to sell anything then and have your specials
then Christmas July.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Prop it right up.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Look at this chat that we just had, there's no
way chat GPT could come up with.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I haven't been in here for a year. I'm completely fake.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, why is there a puddle on the seat that
you're on To me, you're leaking some cooland hey, hey, hey, okay,
come back to
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
A Greek woman has filed for divorce after chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Reads husband's affair in a coffee cup.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
So in a bizarre mix of old traditions in cutting
edge tech, you know, the Greeks, I like, you get
your coffee in the bottom that reads your future.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
She's future as you'll be going to toilet in half
an hour.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So the chat GPT has read her husband's coffee cup
that she's been married for twelve years, and she got the.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Coffee ground sort of favorite to chet GPT. And what
did chet GPT say?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The result?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Chat GPT told her that her husband was having an
affair with a younger woman who was determined to tear
their family part.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This from the coffee grinds. This is from the coffee Grinds,
not from the other photo she uploaded as well.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No so, but chat GPT, if he was a French guy,
you just go, we'll do her.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's that was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But the Greeks, she's just looked into that and thought, well, boom,
that's pretty much.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So she took that as gospel.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
That is gospel. A lot of people do take it
as gospel. One of my son's mates works for a council.
I won't say which one, but he had a blinding hangover,
been out night the night before on the piss and
knew that he had to do this presentation about local
infrastructure around the council, and this particular infrastructure pertaining to
(01:39):
drains and things like that concrete colvert's.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Very boring sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Anyway, he used chat gpt to come up with it,
and he did this presentations just reading Forbadeim what chat
gpt had written, and the council was so impressed.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I actually promoted.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Him, wow to the next level in the untsel, working
as a public servant. And then he started to feel
a bit suspicious that people maybe twigged to what had happened,
were in an actual fact, they hadn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
They just thought it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
They thought this young man so insightful that came up
and knew so much about concrete covids And I have.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Never even heard the expression before.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
He's got no idea his coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, you know what, my friend Anita McGregor is a
university lecturer and she they have software to detect plagiarism
and other have software to check chat GPT. And it's
interesting I read an article about this, might have been
in Vanity Fair or something, whether these top students were
saying whether they'd use it or not, and it's there
for them to use, would they? And some of them
(02:40):
were saying that, considering you go to university to learn
a lot of critical thinking, yep, is it a waste
then to give all your stuff to chat GPT. But
they're saying that even within a course, there are some
of the subjects that you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Don't really need to be across.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You have to pass them, but they're not ones that
matter to you, so they use it for that. So
they don't fail because of a subject they don't care about,
but the ones they do care about or use their
actual brains.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
My youngest is doing AI at university.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
See he's one of.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
The few, not one of the few, but he will
benefit from it. In our industry, in the creative industry
where creative writing and advertising, my youngest son wants to
go into radio, those jobs are all going to disappear.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You can you know you can get a chat GPT
to do a podcast at a radio show.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, you could do. Yeah, be careful for what you
wish for.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
How do we even know that we're initially we could
be chat GPT right now, we'd be better than We've
said so many words on the radio, some more than other.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Looking at you, how many stories on your own?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Is?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Can you do?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
They could just get all our words, break them up,
and you've got the AI version of Jones.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Because initially all of that technology was supposed to take
the drudgery out of things, but still it's taking the
creativity out of things.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Or do my own laundry?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You want chat GPT writing about concrete covids and not
doing works. But if we can harness that years ago,
the Luodites they didn't like the loom, the weaving loom
in industrial England, and they were against the weaving loom.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Because because it mechanized, the mechanized the business.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And the industrial revolution in the seventeen hundreds, which we
ended up getting made all these textiles all of a sudden,
all these people that used to like make individual garments
forever to make all of a sudden, you know, this
machine that wiped out a whole industry. Chat GPT. I
don't think it's going to do that I think it'll
be okay.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well tell that to the people who were doing handmade
rugs they got wiped out.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, but someone's still making handmade rugs right now. And
then you see all those rug places, they're all going
out of business.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, they're all on sale.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's like, what about those Christmas shops that have a
sale every single day.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
And at Christmas time they go fifty percent off.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Why wouldn't you pop it up for your big days?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Make it that's when you're going to get your profit.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'd be charging money hand over fist at Christmas East.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, but when you in the middle of the year,
Christmas in July, give it another spy Christmas. But then
say around you know August, you're just you know, you're
not going to sell anything then and have your specials
then Christmas July.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Prop it right up.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Look at this chat that we just had, there's no
way chat GPT could come up with.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I haven't been in here for a year. I'm completely fake.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, why is there a puddle on the seat that
you're on To me, you're leaking some cooland hey, hey, hey, okay,
come back to
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