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What ended up on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
There's been much discussion about could one hundred men beat
a gorilla?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, you could beat off a hundred men.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Could and have lots of discussion about it, people saying,
you know, could one hundred men take on a gorilla
or the limb from limb?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
My my thesis on this, and I'll throw it around
is throwing a thesis around. It's like stack sign. Someone
distracts the gorilla, you're gonna get the gorilla down, Okay,
So I'm presuming you just distract him.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Then you're lads, DAGs bunny in addresses.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And then you yell at stacks on, everyone piles on
the gorilla and then I'm not too sure what happens
after that. Either you end up down at the principal's
office or getting torn limb from limb.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It could go either way. Even Robert Irwin has weighed
in on this.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He has too.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Who would win one hundred people or a gorilla? Okay,
I have a couple of thoughts on this. First of all,
I don't know. Gorillas are strong, mate, like really strong.
But it's one hundred people, I'm not sure. Just as
an animal conservationist, fighting an endangered species just doesn't sit
right with me. But like the like, let's how many
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people do take to save gorillas? That's the question we
should be asking. We don't need to fight gorillas. Maybe
let's just let this one remain a mystery.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'll keep it in church, hippie.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, I'll tell you what Channel seven News has done.
Seven News is a compilent and irreverent list of one
hundred ozzies that they're backing to take down a gorilla.
Number one hundred is Margo Robbie.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Eighty four is Gordon Tallish.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, the raging bull A bull would be a gorilla.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, they're saying Robert Irwin number sixty nine and Bindi
number seventy. Chris Brown, Doctor Chris Brown, sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We would sedate it, no doubt, actually need some fruity lexia.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Would that be cheating about blinky? Bill No Scomo was
number sixty one.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, are we on this list?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh, that's a bunch of bullshit? Who is though?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Because we do what we distract. I'd dress up bugs
Bunny in a dress and while he's pigal me, you'd
pile on top of.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Him, and then well, why am I doing a pylon?
Because then at some point he has to get up.
He's not sedated. Ray mar is number seventy six.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeap, flame and flame and gorilla.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're not happy? Jan Lady is number fifty eight. Fair enough,
you're taking all this well. Corey Worthington number forty five.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Have you seen Corey Worthington lately? He's got this ridiculous
neck tattoo. It's one of those ones that makes you
look like you're wearing a neck brace.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Who knew that he'd be the type to get a
neck tattoo? It's what about barking dog Man is number
thirty three. That would distract the gorilla's like a dog
and then have your head ripped off.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We've got to put a crack a crack squad together.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're going to show it you crack.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That would help?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Who else have we got here, Sam Kirk, Chris Lily Yeap,
Why aren't we on the list?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Was Paul Gallon on the list? Yes he is?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
There is on the list. Blue's dad A cartoon is
going to take him off?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What about Bob Hawk?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
He's dead?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Bob Hawk's number eleven.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Who were they saying?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Is that the top ten?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Give us the top ten?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Number ten? Sharon Stras lucky Yeah, Number nine Democracy Manifest guy.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well he's dead, but yes, Sucular ches Meal.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Number eight, Kathy Freeman, Yes, seven. Jimmy Barnes, he's just
had his HiT's done and he's.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Still No, he's fully he's a fully operational bar and
give you a head butt, probably would see you.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well to you who'd give you a bad head butt?
Ned Kelly, who's number six?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
At least you were a mask yep?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Number five healthy, Harald? Was that a giraffe?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
What does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Number four is Shane warn who's no longer with us?
Number three is spany And who's that? Ah Spanion?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Spanion? Is there a little gen y zerra and something
that they? Yeah, gem wise, let me let me give
the google sorry everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
SMA, can I want me to google it?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Let's let's do quick google. See how quick you are spani.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Speak and hold more than Spannian? Is it a kebab spaniing?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
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Speaker 1 (05:18):
And then I also looked up as Spanny in kebab.
Maybe the kebab could take one. So that's number three,
number two crocodile, dundee, Oh yeah, out of the way, dopey,
and number one Steve. Of course, if our number one
is someone who's no longer alive, how are we going
to do this? Come on, I think this is I've
got no confidence in it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
This is just a thesis and I'll throw it at
you everybody. It's time for Chelsea and Amanda's Pine Room
on the cutting room floor. Today, a Greek woman has
filed for divorce after chat GPT reads husband's affair in
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a coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So in a bizarre mix of old traditions in cutting
edge tech. You know the Greeks, I like you get
your coffee in the bottom that reads your future?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
She's feature Should we go to the toilet in a
half hour.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So the chat GPT has read her husband's coffee cup.
She's been married for twelve years and she got the
coffee ground photo.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Sort of gave it to chat GPT and what did
chat GPT say the result?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Chat GPT told her that her husband was having an
affair with a younger woman who was determined to tear
their family apart.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
This from the coffee grinds.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
This is from the coffee grinds, not.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
From the other photo she uploaded as well.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, so the chat GPT, if he was a French guy,
you just go, we'll do her. That's that was going
to happen. But the Greeks, she's just looked into that
and thought, well boom, that's pretty much.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
So she took that as gospel.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That is gospel. A lot of people do take it
as gospel. One of my son's mates works for a counsel.
I won't say which one which one, but he had
a blinding hangover, been out night the night before on
the piss and knew that he had to do this
presentation about local infrastructure around the council, and this particular
infrastructure pertained to drains and things like that concrete colvit's
(07:20):
very boring sort of stuff. Anyway, he used chat gpt
to come up with it, and he did this presentation
just reading Forbadeim what chat gpt had written, and the
council was so impressed they actually promoted him wow to
the next level in the council, working as a public servant.
And then he started to feeling a bit suspicious that
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people maybe twigged to what had happened, were in an
actual fact, they hadn't. They just thought it was fantastic.
They thought this young man so insightful that came up
and knew so much about concrete colvits.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And I've never even heard the expression before.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Idea is coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, you know what, my friend Anita McGregor is a
university lecturer and she they have software to detect plagiarism,
and other have software to check chat gpt. And it's
interesting I read an article about this, might have been
in Vanity Fair or something. Whether these top students were
saying whether they'd use it or not, and it's there
for them to use, would they And some of them
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were saying that, considering you go to university to learn
a lot of critical thinking. Is it a waste then
to give all your stuff to chat GPT. But they're
saying that even within a course, there are some of
the subjects that you don't really need to be across.
You have to pass them, but they're not ones that
matter to you, so they use it for that. So
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they don't fail because of a subject they don't care about,
but the ones they do care about, they'll use their
actual brains.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
My youngest is doing AI at university at.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The see he's one of the few pick not one
of the few, but he will benefit from it. In
our industry, in the creative industry where creative writing in advertising,
my youngest son wants to go into radio. Those jobs
are all going to disappear. You can you know you
can get a chat GPT to do a podcast to
a radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, you could do. Yeah, be careful for what you
wish for. Yeah, we even know that we're initially we
could be chat GPT Right now. We've said so many
words on the radio, some more than other.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Look at you, how many stories on your own?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is can you do? They could just get all our words,
break them up, and you've got the AI version of Jones.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Because initially all of that technology was supposed to take
the drudgery out of things. It's taking the creativity out
of things you want, or doing my own laundry you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Want, chat GPT writing about concrete colvits and not doing
works of art. But if we can harness that years ago,
the Luodites they didn't like the loom, the weaving loom
in industrial England, and they were against the weaving loom.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Because because it mechanized, the.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Recoganized the business and the industrial revolution in the seventeen hundreds,
which we ended up getting made all these textiles all
of a sudden, all these people that used to like
make individual garments forever to make all of a sudden,
you know this machine that wiped out a whole industry
chat GPT, I don't think it's going to do that.
I think it'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well tell that to the people who were doing handmade
rugs they got wiped out.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, but someone's still making handmade rugs right now. And
like then you see all those rug places, they're all
going out of business.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, they're all on sale. It's like what about those
Christmas shops that have a sale every single day and
at Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Time they go fifty percent off.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Why wouldn't you pop it up for your big days?
Make it that's when you're going to get your profit.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'd be charging money hand over fist at Christmas Easter.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, but when you got the middle of the year,
Christmas in July, give it another spy Christmas. But then
say around you know, August, just you know you're not
going to sell anything then and have your specials then
Christmas July. Prop it right up.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Look at this chat that we just had. There's no
way chat GPT could come up with.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I haven't been in here for a year. I'm completely
faking Well, why is.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
There a puddle on the seat and you're on to me?
You're leaking some gooland.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Here here she.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Brera on the cutting room floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know it's been sometimes since you and I have
been on the dating circuit, but I know very well
that the majority of people these days are meeting partners online.
I got a couple of interesting things to run by you.
This was a story I saw a man has been
hald a hero when he helped a woman give birth.
That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's a nice story.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, it was on their Tinder date. So she had
a seven hour labor and he helped her give birth
on their very first Tinder date and they are now
officially a couple and planning to move in together. That
that takes balls, as it were, to turn up to
a Tinder date nine presumably nearly ten.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Months pregnant, she he would have known that she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Who knows. That's the only detail I have is what
I've read to you now. I got this from the
Daily Mirror and English.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Newspaper, of course, reliable source.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't know any more information than that. I mean,
there are a lot of red flags when you go
to a girl's house or have a tinder date and
she turns up with cuddly toys, or I don't know,
turns up and has every ex boyfriend's name tattooed on
her body. Turning up nine months pregnant, would that be
a red flag to you?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What some people into pregnancy?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You know?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
As far as she was only pregnant for half an hour, Yeah,
that finish is gone. Next minute you're seeing everything.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's an odd world out there, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Because even a whole lot of husbands don't like to
see everything. A lot of husbands feel that everything's been
ruined after they've witnessed their wife.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Give I didn't I didn't mind.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
No, I don't understand those men.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's discussed.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Well, that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Elvis Presley was like that. There was a long old
rumor that Elvis Presley wouldn't have sex with a woman
that had a child. So when Priscilla Presley had her baby,
she he never had sex with her again, apparently, But
that's not true.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think there are also rumors, weren't they that she
kind of tried to downplay the whole thing. Gave birth
in an hour later your own with my makeup on,
It's no big deal, don't look elsewhere. I'm attractive still.
And also she was considerably younger than he was at
the time, so she could bounce back.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
She could bounce back. But that I don't know if
that's true or not. But I can differentiate between the
baby and the sexy stuff, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Well, most people can, or everyone to just be you
only have one child.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, so like if you were to give birth, I'd
be the guy that you won in your corner. I'd
be I'd be easily easily the corner. Would that be
bother than just providing advice and advice? And you haven't
done it for the conception as well, you haven't done
a pooh, you're okay?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You know if I that's probably what would happen if
I was pregnant while we're twenty years into our friendship
and doing this show. You'd probably be in there.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I would be in there. I'd be the father, be.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The worst ammunition of all time on your pood yourself? Well,
what about this other story? Speaking of so, this is
a woman, yes, who has had one night stand another
Tinder story, she's had a one night stand and she's
feeling herself as she's living, about to leave his house
and he hands us something. Sorry, what did you do?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I fixed you a VIDI bag?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, fixed me up some candy in there for the
uber at home, some ntella.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
There's a pregnancy test in here, an anti test, yeah
to some case. But yeah, that was a lot of fun.
But yeah, your uber is right there. It's a white camera.
Thank you, Hi, my name's think. Give me a cley bug?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That is so sweet? Is it hi for Chelsea? Is
it sweet. Is it sweet? He calls her a newbu
that's nice. He gives us some Natella and some little
candy for the ride home. It gives her a pregnancy
test and a UTI.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Test, which speaks volumes about him. Many are clearly he's
making a lot of these goodie bags.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It maybe, but also but.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm presuming as well he's having unprotected sex. Yeah, there's
a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
There's a lot going on there, because that makes assumptions
about him rather than her, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, it's like one of those you know
when you go to a public bathroom and it's got
how did you find the facilities here? It's got cranky
face up to smiley face and your rate? How it was?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Believe what people have done in here?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Smells?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, you're allowed to You allowed to go in there
and make a smell because that's what a toilet is.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's so transactional.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Would you rather have a more an emotional experience with
a toilet? Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, I think you've missed. So how would you.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Feel if after a tender date and it's all gone well?
She seems to think that he's very thoughtful, but the
implication of that is you know, wouldn't you have that
conversation before you had sex? Do you have it at uti?
Do you like candy?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
You know?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Or wouldn't you have that conversation beforehand?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'll have to ask my next ten to date.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That report back to me, my dive for eighteen years
from now.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They're in your here in ten minutes. You could sit
in the corner and take nuts. Yeah yeah, this sells
and Amanda's got room for yeah yeah yeah. What's on
the cutting room floor today, Amanda?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Just let's have a frank discussion. You love your bikes?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I love my motorbikes.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Do you really really love them?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I really love them? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Do you ever have names for them?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I've never named them. No, I don't. I don't have
names for them.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Do they each have different personalities?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yes? Well they're all different makes of motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I mean by that, like, do they have different kind
of human personality traits that you would give them?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah? Okay, yeah I guess they do. Like I've got
two Harley's Suzukies, one Yamaha and another suit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, but like do you think but you've got say,
you've got two Suzukis, two Harley's. Would one Harley be
different to the other because you have different feelings for it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh? Okay, yeah, possibly the Diner Glide. I've had that
since brand new. I bought that in two thousand. Yeah,
so I still have that, So I'm very I'm very
close to that. That was my very close to I
bought it straight out of the crate. And then the
Ultra Classic Harley that I've got, I bought that brand new,
but that's the third one of those I've had, but
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I still love it. Do you ever.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Have emotional feelings around?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Of course I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
When I was what kind of feeling?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh, I was very sad. For example, I had a
massive crash on the Diner Glide back in two thousand
and five, and as I was lying on the road,
I saw the bike on its side. The petrol tank
had been ripped open, and there was fuel just running
down the road, and there was these tendrils of smoke,
exhaust smoke just coming out of the exhaust pipe, and
the saddle bags were all ripped. And I just looked
at it. I thought, such sadness, and then I looked
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at my shoulder. My arm seemed to be bent. The
wrong way and the bike was feeling sorry for you. Actually, well,
I think we're both looking at each other and going, oh,
how are we going to get back from this?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
We did?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Next question, yes, do you ever have sixtion?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I don't. I know where you go with I'm not
one of those weirdos. It has written these bikes.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Well, I would have phrased it more romantically. Have you
ever kissed them?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
No, no, no, I polished them. And sometimes sometimes I'll
be riding along and the anniversary, say the Diama Glide
is in. Oh, no, I forgot the anniversary. I think
it's September.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Devastated.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
No, it's September, so it's red Jo comes around in
September and I always give it a pad on the
tank as I'm running along.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And if you forgot, do you think it would be heartbroken?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It might throw me off, I might have an accident. Yeah,
You've got to be careful.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well, the reason I mentioned is a couple of things
I've seen recently. First up, this guy's name is Nathaniel Nathaniel,
and he's in love, and I mean really really in
love with his car that's called Chase.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
My name is Nathaniel I live in a small rural
town in Texas, and when you last saw me a
decade ago, I was in an intimate relationship with my
car Chase.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Good morning baby, it's him kissing it. A handsome man, baby.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It was love at first sight his body and then
his interior and everything just together just seemed to fit
and I just felt an instant connection.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I just absolutely love Chase. If somewhere weld having Chased,
my heart would just thumb. I just have to gather
myself here. I'm sorry, we're on it. So he's gay
for his car?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I think he had a car accident and that's
how Chase left the building.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Unfortunately, Chase is no longer part of my life. I
still think about it a lot, and as to it
breaks my heart he's out here. I just I felt
like he deserved better. So this is where I keep
a lot of Chases my mental The bedroom is just
a special place, and I thought like that was the
perfect place for him and used to have him close
to me. The blanket special to me because it's got
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a lot of his good pictures on it, just cute
stuff like him getting a bath and us together.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I can dude, Butane Nathaniel.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can hear him go. That's him kissing at the
upper bar.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
There's other models and your models. You can get new models.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, listen to you, Brendan. He's got an attachment to chase,
which leads he.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Doesn't want to put up with the old hial damage
and leaking.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
At least she turns over every morning. What about this though?
This is a guy I saw just recently who has
a thing for balloons.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
My love for balloons, it's also a sexual love. But
I see a beautiful.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Balloon, my heart starts a flutter and I get aroused.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'll take a twelve inch and I'll and flate it
to eleven inch. That way you can take a lot
of abuse. I'm holding one, you know, hugging it.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'll kiss it, and it's like being I mean, don't
you like a plug and kiss a woman that you love?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
A static electricity?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Kissing it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Wouldn't you make your lips tingle? It'd be awful at
a kid's party. Mommy, what's he doing? He's looking for
a relationship with no strings attached.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Can't go name mister Gaspo. Yeah, but I feel the
same way when I see the Real Housewives of Sydy
What balloons?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I saw bosoms? The bosoms Katie Price. I was thinking
more of Katie Price. I reckon if you man handled
her bosoms that it'd sound like you're a folding balloon.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Animals you started up a magic shot.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Hey, everybody, here is some more of Jonesy and Amanda's
cutting room flow. Hey, get ready, everybody, here is some
more of Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room flow.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You read it on the cat and room floor today.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well, we've spoken before about how the thumbs up emoji
apparently is very true.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's a passive aggressive.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Apparently, gen Z, I mean passive aggressive full stops, a
passive aggressive capital letters, a passive aggressive. Well, now apparently
the smiley face emoji means something totally different to them.
It's quite sinister. We see it as a universal symbol
of warmth and joy. Yeah, but in the eyes of
gen Z, it's something different. I'm reading this from an
(22:38):
article I saw today. The classic smiley face emoji now
means something completely different to those under thirty. This is
a report in the New York Post. Instead of conveying happiness,
the grinning yellow face is now seen as dismissive, passive, aggressive,
or straight up sarcastic. So if you submit some work
or you're say you're a boss and you're our age,
and we send a thing saying I'd love to have
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that report by Friday, and you put a smiley face,
that is seen as completely aggressive, passive, aggressive, dismissive, all
of that by gen.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Z stand that.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
How can a smiley face be a bad thing?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Well, apparently that's people have taken This woman, who was
twenty one, has told The Wall Street Journal she was
taken aback when her older coworkers used the smiley emoji
in emails and texts. She said, I have to remember
that they're older, because I use it sarcastically. She often
views the emoji as conveying a side eye smile rather
than genuine enthusiasm.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
What about that? You use it a lot, and I
use it like the crazy wacky face.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
That's my favorite. I also use the melting face one.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
What's a melting face one?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Meaning oh God, spare me. That's how I use it.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I get said that a lot. Fat What about the
spurdy water?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, you send me that?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Have you got a lot of leakages at your.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Whenever I mentioned something, you know, spurdy water, it comes out.
But apparently that's sexual, is it? Like we all know
the eggplant is sex?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, spurdy water. I sometimes send a friend of mine
that is just a picture of an asteroid, because we
used to joke about on hard days, we'd say, how
about we give the asteroid our coordinates. I'm ready to
end it today, and now we just s if we've
had a strange day. We just sent each other the asteroid.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I remember you sent me that one of uranus. I
don't think you knew your camera was on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But in the black hole.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
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What ended up on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
There's been much discussion about could one hundred men beat
a gorilla?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, you could beat off a hundred men.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Could and have lots of discussion about it, people saying,
you know, could one hundred men take on a gorilla
or the limb from limb?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
My my thesis on this, and I'll throw it around
is throwing a thesis around. It's like stack sign. Someone
distracts the gorilla, you're gonna get the gorilla down, Okay,
So I'm presuming you just distract him.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Then you're lads, DAGs bunny in addresses.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And then you yell at stacks on, everyone piles on
the gorilla and then I'm not too sure what happens
after that. Either you end up down at the principal's
office or getting torn limb from limb.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It could go either way. Even Robert Irwin has weighed
in on this.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He has too.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Who would win one hundred people or a gorilla? Okay,
I have a couple of thoughts on this. First of all,
I don't know. Gorillas are strong, mate, like really strong.
But it's one hundred people, I'm not sure. Just as
an animal conservationist, fighting an endangered species just doesn't sit
right with me. But like the like, let's how many
(02:08):
people do take to save gorillas? That's the question we
should be asking. We don't need to fight gorillas. Maybe
let's just let this one remain a mystery.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'll keep it in church, hippie.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, I'll tell you what Channel seven News has done.
Seven News is a compilent and irreverent list of one
hundred ozzies that they're backing to take down a gorilla.
Number one hundred is Margo Robbie.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Eighty four is Gordon Tallish.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, the raging bull A bull would be a gorilla.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, they're saying Robert Irwin number sixty nine and Bindi
number seventy. Chris Brown, Doctor Chris Brown, sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We would sedate it, no doubt, actually need some fruity lexia.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Would that be cheating about blinky? Bill No Scomo was
number sixty one.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, are we on this list?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh, that's a bunch of bullshit? Who is though?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Because we do what we distract. I'd dress up bugs
Bunny in a dress and while he's pigal me, you'd
pile on top of.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Him, and then well, why am I doing a pylon?
Because then at some point he has to get up.
He's not sedated. Ray mar is number seventy six.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeap, flame and flame and gorilla.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're not happy? Jan Lady is number fifty eight. Fair enough,
you're taking all this well. Corey Worthington number forty five.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Have you seen Corey Worthington lately? He's got this ridiculous
neck tattoo. It's one of those ones that makes you
look like you're wearing a neck brace.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Who knew that he'd be the type to get a
neck tattoo? It's what about barking dog Man is number
thirty three. That would distract the gorilla's like a dog
and then have your head ripped off.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We've got to put a crack a crack squad together.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're going to show it you crack.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That would help?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Who else have we got here, Sam Kirk, Chris Lily Yeap,
Why aren't we on the list?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Was Paul Gallon on the list? Yes he is?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
There is on the list. Blue's dad A cartoon is
going to take him off?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What about Bob Hawk?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
He's dead?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Bob Hawk's number eleven.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Who were they saying?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Is that the top ten?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Give us the top ten?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Number ten? Sharon Stras lucky Yeah, Number nine Democracy Manifest guy.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well he's dead, but yes, Sucular ches Meal.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Number eight, Kathy Freeman, Yes, seven. Jimmy Barnes, he's just
had his HiT's done and he's.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Still No, he's fully he's a fully operational bar and
give you a head butt, probably would see you.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well to you who'd give you a bad head butt?
Ned Kelly, who's number six?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
At least you were a mask yep?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Number five healthy, Harald? Was that a giraffe?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
What does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Number four is Shane warn who's no longer with us?
Number three is spany And who's that? Ah Spanion?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Spanion? Is there a little gen y zerra and something
that they? Yeah, gem wise, let me let me give
the google sorry everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
SMA, can I want me to google it?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Let's let's do quick google. See how quick you are spani.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Speak and hold more than Spannian? Is it a kebab spaniing?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
There we go. YouTube travels the world, walking through some
of its most dangerous and notorious neighborhoods to see how
life really is for people in these places.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And then I also looked up as Spanny in kebab.
Maybe the kebab could take one. So that's number three,
number two crocodile, dundee, Oh yeah, out of the way, dopey,
and number one Steve. Of course, if our number one
is someone who's no longer alive, how are we going
to do this? Come on, I think this is I've
got no confidence in it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
This is just a thesis and I'll throw it at
you everybody. It's time for Chelsea and Amanda's Pine Room
on the cutting room floor. Today, a Greek woman has
filed for divorce after chat GPT reads husband's affair in
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a coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So in a bizarre mix of old traditions in cutting
edge tech. You know the Greeks, I like you get
your coffee in the bottom that reads your future?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
She's feature Should we go to the toilet in a
half hour.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So the chat GPT has read her husband's coffee cup.
She's been married for twelve years and she got the
coffee ground photo.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Sort of gave it to chat GPT and what did
chat GPT say the result?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Chat GPT told her that her husband was having an
affair with a younger woman who was determined to tear
their family apart.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
This from the coffee grinds.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
This is from the coffee grinds, not.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
From the other photo she uploaded as well.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, so the chat GPT, if he was a French guy,
you just go, we'll do her. That's that was going
to happen. But the Greeks, she's just looked into that
and thought, well boom, that's pretty much.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
So she took that as gospel.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That is gospel. A lot of people do take it
as gospel. One of my son's mates works for a counsel.
I won't say which one which one, but he had
a blinding hangover, been out night the night before on
the piss and knew that he had to do this
presentation about local infrastructure around the council, and this particular
infrastructure pertained to drains and things like that concrete colvit's
(07:20):
very boring sort of stuff. Anyway, he used chat gpt
to come up with it, and he did this presentation
just reading Forbadeim what chat gpt had written, and the
council was so impressed they actually promoted him wow to
the next level in the council, working as a public servant.
And then he started to feeling a bit suspicious that
(07:42):
people maybe twigged to what had happened, were in an
actual fact, they hadn't. They just thought it was fantastic.
They thought this young man so insightful that came up
and knew so much about concrete colvits.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And I've never even heard the expression before.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Idea is coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, you know what, my friend Anita McGregor is a
university lecturer and she they have software to detect plagiarism,
and other have software to check chat gpt. And it's
interesting I read an article about this, might have been
in Vanity Fair or something. Whether these top students were
saying whether they'd use it or not, and it's there
for them to use, would they And some of them
(08:18):
were saying that, considering you go to university to learn
a lot of critical thinking. Is it a waste then
to give all your stuff to chat GPT. But they're
saying that even within a course, there are some of
the subjects that you don't really need to be across.
You have to pass them, but they're not ones that
matter to you, so they use it for that. So
(08:39):
they don't fail because of a subject they don't care about,
but the ones they do care about, they'll use their
actual brains.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
My youngest is doing AI at university at.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The see he's one of the few pick not one
of the few, but he will benefit from it. In
our industry, in the creative industry where creative writing in advertising,
my youngest son wants to go into radio. Those jobs
are all going to disappear. You can you know you
can get a chat GPT to do a podcast to
a radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, you could do. Yeah, be careful for what you
wish for. Yeah, we even know that we're initially we
could be chat GPT Right now. We've said so many
words on the radio, some more than other.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Look at you, how many stories on your own?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is can you do? They could just get all our words,
break them up, and you've got the AI version of Jones.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Because initially all of that technology was supposed to take
the drudgery out of things. It's taking the creativity out
of things you want, or doing my own laundry you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Want, chat GPT writing about concrete colvits and not doing
works of art. But if we can harness that years ago,
the Luodites they didn't like the loom, the weaving loom
in industrial England, and they were against the weaving loom.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Because because it mechanized, the.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Recoganized the business and the industrial revolution in the seventeen hundreds,
which we ended up getting made all these textiles all
of a sudden, all these people that used to like
make individual garments forever to make all of a sudden,
you know this machine that wiped out a whole industry
chat GPT, I don't think it's going to do that.
I think it'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well tell that to the people who were doing handmade
rugs they got wiped out.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, but someone's still making handmade rugs right now. And
like then you see all those rug places, they're all
going out of business.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, they're all on sale. It's like what about those
Christmas shops that have a sale every single day and
at Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Time they go fifty percent off.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Why wouldn't you pop it up for your big days?
Make it that's when you're going to get your profit.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'd be charging money hand over fist at Christmas Easter.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, but when you got the middle of the year,
Christmas in July, give it another spy Christmas. But then
say around you know, August, just you know you're not
going to sell anything then and have your specials then
Christmas July. Prop it right up.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Look at this chat that we just had. There's no
way chat GPT could come up with.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I haven't been in here for a year. I'm completely
faking Well, why is.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
There a puddle on the seat and you're on to me?
You're leaking some gooland.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Here here she.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Brera on the cutting room floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know it's been sometimes since you and I have
been on the dating circuit, but I know very well
that the majority of people these days are meeting partners online.
I got a couple of interesting things to run by you.
This was a story I saw a man has been
hald a hero when he helped a woman give birth.
That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's a nice story.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, it was on their Tinder date. So she had
a seven hour labor and he helped her give birth
on their very first Tinder date and they are now
officially a couple and planning to move in together. That
that takes balls, as it were, to turn up to
a Tinder date nine presumably nearly ten.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Months pregnant, she he would have known that she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Who knows. That's the only detail I have is what
I've read to you now. I got this from the
Daily Mirror and English.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Newspaper, of course, reliable source.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't know any more information than that. I mean,
there are a lot of red flags when you go
to a girl's house or have a tinder date and
she turns up with cuddly toys, or I don't know,
turns up and has every ex boyfriend's name tattooed on
her body. Turning up nine months pregnant, would that be
a red flag to you?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What some people into pregnancy?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You know?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
As far as she was only pregnant for half an hour, Yeah,
that finish is gone. Next minute you're seeing everything.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's an odd world out there, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Because even a whole lot of husbands don't like to
see everything. A lot of husbands feel that everything's been
ruined after they've witnessed their wife.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Give I didn't I didn't mind.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
No, I don't understand those men.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's discussed.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Well, that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Elvis Presley was like that. There was a long old
rumor that Elvis Presley wouldn't have sex with a woman
that had a child. So when Priscilla Presley had her baby,
she he never had sex with her again, apparently, But
that's not true.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think there are also rumors, weren't they that she
kind of tried to downplay the whole thing. Gave birth
in an hour later your own with my makeup on,
It's no big deal, don't look elsewhere. I'm attractive still.
And also she was considerably younger than he was at
the time, so she could bounce back.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
She could bounce back. But that I don't know if
that's true or not. But I can differentiate between the
baby and the sexy stuff, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Well, most people can, or everyone to just be you
only have one child.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, so like if you were to give birth, I'd
be the guy that you won in your corner. I'd
be I'd be easily easily the corner. Would that be
bother than just providing advice and advice? And you haven't
done it for the conception as well, you haven't done
a pooh, you're okay?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You know if I that's probably what would happen if
I was pregnant while we're twenty years into our friendship
and doing this show. You'd probably be in there.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I would be in there. I'd be the father, be.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The worst ammunition of all time on your pood yourself? Well,
what about this other story? Speaking of so, this is
a woman, yes, who has had one night stand another
Tinder story, she's had a one night stand and she's
feeling herself as she's living, about to leave his house
and he hands us something. Sorry, what did you do?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I fixed you a VIDI bag?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, fixed me up some candy in there for the
uber at home, some ntella.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
There's a pregnancy test in here, an anti test, yeah
to some case. But yeah, that was a lot of fun.
But yeah, your uber is right there. It's a white camera.
Thank you, Hi, my name's think. Give me a cley bug?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That is so sweet? Is it hi for Chelsea? Is
it sweet. Is it sweet? He calls her a newbu
that's nice. He gives us some Natella and some little
candy for the ride home. It gives her a pregnancy
test and a UTI.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Test, which speaks volumes about him. Many are clearly he's
making a lot of these goodie bags.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It maybe, but also but.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm presuming as well he's having unprotected sex. Yeah, there's
a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
There's a lot going on there, because that makes assumptions
about him rather than her, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, it's like one of those you know
when you go to a public bathroom and it's got
how did you find the facilities here? It's got cranky
face up to smiley face and your rate? How it was?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Believe what people have done in here?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Smells?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, you're allowed to You allowed to go in there
and make a smell because that's what a toilet is.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's so transactional.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Would you rather have a more an emotional experience with
a toilet? Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, I think you've missed. So how would you.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Feel if after a tender date and it's all gone well?
She seems to think that he's very thoughtful, but the
implication of that is you know, wouldn't you have that
conversation before you had sex? Do you have it at uti?
Do you like candy?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
You know?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Or wouldn't you have that conversation beforehand?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'll have to ask my next ten to date.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That report back to me, my dive for eighteen years
from now.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They're in your here in ten minutes. You could sit
in the corner and take nuts. Yeah yeah, this sells
and Amanda's got room for yeah yeah yeah. What's on
the cutting room floor today, Amanda?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Just let's have a frank discussion. You love your bikes?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I love my motorbikes.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Do you really really love them?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I really love them? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Do you ever have names for them?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I've never named them. No, I don't. I don't have
names for them.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Do they each have different personalities?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yes? Well they're all different makes of motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I mean by that, like, do they have different kind
of human personality traits that you would give them?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah? Okay, yeah I guess they do. Like I've got
two Harley's Suzukies, one Yamaha and another suit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, but like do you think but you've got say,
you've got two Suzukis, two Harley's. Would one Harley be
different to the other because you have different feelings for it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh? Okay, yeah, possibly the Diner Glide. I've had that
since brand new. I bought that in two thousand. Yeah,
so I still have that, So I'm very I'm very
close to that. That was my very close to I
bought it straight out of the crate. And then the
Ultra Classic Harley that I've got, I bought that brand new,
but that's the third one of those I've had, but
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I still love it. Do you ever.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Have emotional feelings around?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Of course I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
When I was what kind of feeling?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh, I was very sad. For example, I had a
massive crash on the Diner Glide back in two thousand
and five, and as I was lying on the road,
I saw the bike on its side. The petrol tank
had been ripped open, and there was fuel just running
down the road, and there was these tendrils of smoke,
exhaust smoke just coming out of the exhaust pipe, and
the saddle bags were all ripped. And I just looked
at it. I thought, such sadness, and then I looked
(18:11):
at my shoulder. My arm seemed to be bent. The
wrong way and the bike was feeling sorry for you. Actually, well,
I think we're both looking at each other and going, oh,
how are we going to get back from this?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
We did?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Next question, yes, do you ever have sixtion?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I don't. I know where you go with I'm not
one of those weirdos. It has written these bikes.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Well, I would have phrased it more romantically. Have you
ever kissed them?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
No, no, no, I polished them. And sometimes sometimes I'll
be riding along and the anniversary, say the Diama Glide
is in. Oh, no, I forgot the anniversary. I think
it's September.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Devastated.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
No, it's September, so it's red Jo comes around in
September and I always give it a pad on the
tank as I'm running along.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And if you forgot, do you think it would be heartbroken?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It might throw me off, I might have an accident. Yeah,
You've got to be careful.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well, the reason I mentioned is a couple of things
I've seen recently. First up, this guy's name is Nathaniel Nathaniel,
and he's in love, and I mean really really in
love with his car that's called Chase.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
My name is Nathaniel I live in a small rural
town in Texas, and when you last saw me a
decade ago, I was in an intimate relationship with my
car Chase.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Good morning baby, it's him kissing it. A handsome man, baby.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It was love at first sight his body and then
his interior and everything just together just seemed to fit
and I just felt an instant connection.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I just absolutely love Chase. If somewhere weld having Chased,
my heart would just thumb. I just have to gather
myself here. I'm sorry, we're on it. So he's gay
for his car?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I think he had a car accident and that's
how Chase left the building.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Unfortunately, Chase is no longer part of my life. I
still think about it a lot, and as to it
breaks my heart he's out here. I just I felt
like he deserved better. So this is where I keep
a lot of Chases my mental The bedroom is just
a special place, and I thought like that was the
perfect place for him and used to have him close
to me. The blanket special to me because it's got
(20:17):
a lot of his good pictures on it, just cute
stuff like him getting a bath and us together.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I can dude, Butane Nathaniel.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can hear him go. That's him kissing at the
upper bar.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
There's other models and your models. You can get new models.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, listen to you, Brendan. He's got an attachment to chase,
which leads he.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Doesn't want to put up with the old hial damage
and leaking.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
At least she turns over every morning. What about this though?
This is a guy I saw just recently who has
a thing for balloons.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
My love for balloons, it's also a sexual love. But
I see a beautiful.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Balloon, my heart starts a flutter and I get aroused.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'll take a twelve inch and I'll and flate it
to eleven inch. That way you can take a lot
of abuse. I'm holding one, you know, hugging it.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'll kiss it, and it's like being I mean, don't
you like a plug and kiss a woman that you love?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
A static electricity?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Kissing it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Wouldn't you make your lips tingle? It'd be awful at
a kid's party. Mommy, what's he doing? He's looking for
a relationship with no strings attached.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Can't go name mister Gaspo. Yeah, but I feel the
same way when I see the Real Housewives of Sydy
What balloons?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I saw bosoms? The bosoms Katie Price. I was thinking
more of Katie Price. I reckon if you man handled
her bosoms that it'd sound like you're a folding balloon.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Animals you started up a magic shot.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Hey, everybody, here is some more of Jonesy and Amanda's
cutting room flow. Hey, get ready, everybody, here is some
more of Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room flow.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You read it on the cat and room floor today.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well, we've spoken before about how the thumbs up emoji
apparently is very true.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's a passive aggressive.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Apparently, gen Z, I mean passive aggressive full stops, a
passive aggressive capital letters, a passive aggressive. Well, now apparently
the smiley face emoji means something totally different to them.
It's quite sinister. We see it as a universal symbol
of warmth and joy. Yeah, but in the eyes of
gen Z, it's something different. I'm reading this from an
(22:38):
article I saw today. The classic smiley face emoji now
means something completely different to those under thirty. This is
a report in the New York Post. Instead of conveying happiness,
the grinning yellow face is now seen as dismissive, passive, aggressive,
or straight up sarcastic. So if you submit some work
or you're say you're a boss and you're our age,
and we send a thing saying I'd love to have
(22:59):
that report by Friday, and you put a smiley face,
that is seen as completely aggressive, passive, aggressive, dismissive, all
of that by gen.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Z stand that.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
How can a smiley face be a bad thing?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Well, apparently that's people have taken This woman, who was
twenty one, has told The Wall Street Journal she was
taken aback when her older coworkers used the smiley emoji
in emails and texts. She said, I have to remember
that they're older, because I use it sarcastically. She often
views the emoji as conveying a side eye smile rather
than genuine enthusiasm.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
What about that? You use it a lot, and I
use it like the crazy wacky face.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
That's my favorite. I also use the melting face one.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
What's a melting face one?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Meaning oh God, spare me. That's how I use it.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I get said that a lot. Fat What about the
spurdy water?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, you send me that?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Have you got a lot of leakages at your.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Whenever I mentioned something, you know, spurdy water, it comes out.
But apparently that's sexual, is it? Like we all know
the eggplant is sex?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, spurdy water. I sometimes send a friend of mine
that is just a picture of an asteroid, because we
used to joke about on hard days, we'd say, how
about we give the asteroid our coordinates. I'm ready to
end it today, and now we just s if we've
had a strange day. We just sent each other the asteroid.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I remember you sent me that one of uranus. I
don't think you knew your camera was on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But in the black hole.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow for more.
Josey and the Man is gotting room for it.
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