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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Everybody, it's time for a man is cutting room.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Everybody, it's time for a man's got It's the cuttin room.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
We're gotting a sip of my cup of sites.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, have a sup of mich I mean we rage
in here.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It smells like an old people's home the second we
come off here because we make a cup of soup.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't think tomato is supposed to be that iridescent.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's my favorite cup of soup flavor. Now they've got
fancy ones, they've got broccoli and ricotta and sandwich shoes.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
The basic Tomato is.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The basic, the basic.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We have a book coming out of the end of
the year documenting OWT twenty years on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's got pictures in it. It's got pictures in It's
got stories of you and me.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's got stuff we've done on Air's got transcripts of
our various fights.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Before I did this breakfast radio lark.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I wanted to get into breakfast radio, but management of
various radio stations only really employ TV stars or stand
up comedians.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So she was still on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We worked at Triple M together, you and I not together. Well,
I worked in a different shift. I worked in the
daytime shift, which is where you back Aroun's Triple M,
nickelback triple plays.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
And they wouldn't get a cup of soup there.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And then you talk about how great the breakfast show
or did you hear the breakfast show this morning, Wendy
and the crew. I'm not touching that anyway. I got
tired of doing that, and I really wanted to do
what I'm doing now, And a lot of people suggested,
you know, you've got to be a comedian. And one
day I was having a beer with Mick malloy and
we're talking about stand up comedy, and he said to me,
(02:06):
I said, I could never do stand up comedy. I
think it's it's so hard. I ton't know how you
guys do it. He said, what you've just been doing
now is we're standing on the table. You've pretty much
been doing stand up comedy. You said some funny stories,
but people know you. So what you got to do
is when you do stand up comedy. You've got to
make it so you're relatable and everyone likes your material,
and then you can become pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Pre funny something we've spoken about before.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, when you're working with somebody and everyone laughs at
them before they've said a word, because people assume that
what they're about to say is funny. You can say
the best line of your life, but they'll just tell
the time and everyone will laugh at that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Billy Connelly classic example. He just gives information and people
think it's the funniest thing in the world. So I
went and did a stand up comedy the open mic night.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
How terrifying. I would never do stand up comedy on.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
A Tuesday, and Mick said to me, he cheered me up,
fed me beers and told me to go and do it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Then he didn't show up on the not you to
give me support.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
But it became so addictive because you're right your bit,
your five minute bit, and the open mic. It's so
fraught because you put your name down at seven o'clock
at night and then they announced the list tonight's list.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So you're not always on.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It took me two months to get to actually get up.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And did you have to sit there and watch other people,
and you couldn't just.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Leave bugger off, because then they would say, you know,
because I did that once and they said, well, that's
just set your cause back by another three weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So and then just one one night, I was just
jack of it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So I'm just sitting there watching all the other guys,
and then all of a sudden, the list came out
and they stuck it up on noticeboard and my name
was there, Brendan and j.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And were your jokes still relevant? Were they so tiiny
that you thought, oh, three weeks ago, this would have
been amusing.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Now it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Well, I had a joke that I opened the show with,
opened the show, opened your set with, it set with,
and it was I get up there on stage and
it was my and it's become known as and I
don't want to wreck the joke right now, but I
don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Tell you the joke.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Tell the joke and then we'll tell the I get
up on.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The stage and I say, you know, Hi, I don't
know why I'm here tonight because I had a very
disturbing day. I was walking in the National Park and
I came across a skull, and it freaked me out, naturally,
so I rang the authorities. They asked me where I was.
I told them and they said, okay, well, don't do anything,
(04:32):
just staying there.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We're on our way and right here.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So well, while I'm there, I looked at this skull
and all these thoughts went through my head.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know, who was this person, how did they get here?
What did they do? Why did they have antlers?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oooh yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And everyone would laugh at that. So one day I'm
doing a breakfast radio show with a Mandequilla. I don't
have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You should see her stand up. It's quite incredible.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So they found some human remains out at Kernel, which
is not anything strange. I think half of Sydney's buried
out of Colonel during the eighties and the Underworld Wars.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I think your stand up is out there too talking
about it.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So I thought it's that perfect opportunity to bring out
my dear skull material. And I said, you know, I've
found a skull once, and.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You naturally curious, like we're.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
On a game show.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And I've said this to many people. I've done this
joke a few times, and no one has ever asked,
what sort of skull. No, I didn't say that, so
I no, I said, so I found a skull once,
and you just went, suman skull.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, it's a natural question.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's you.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's like you're on the game show Sherman Skull for
twenty dollars Tony.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But your nostrils just flared from here to breakfast and
you said, no, it was a dear skull.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
It's twenty past six.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And here's some nickel.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You were furious, and I said, and you said, why
do you reckon? I said wreck what?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I didn't know it was a joke. You said you'd
found a scar set well, a human skull. That's traumatic. Why, well,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
And even to this day, that was twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
To this day, if one of us goes to preempt
something someone else is doing, he say, don't human skull
me become the phrase forgo the thing, don't human skull me.
I still don't understand what I did wrong with your
telling of that story. You should have held up a
flag saying I'm telling a joke.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I should have gone with the story about the wife
trying to spice up the man marriage with their crutchlessies that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
What did dear undies.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Have?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Human skulled you you have, but I liked it. Okay,
that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Come back to more Chorgi Hammond couldn't
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Everybody, it's time for a man is cutting room.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Everybody, it's time for a man's got It's the cuttin room.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
We're gotting a sip of my cup of sites.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, have a sup of mich I mean we rage
in here.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It smells like an old people's home the second we
come off here because we make a cup of soup.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't think tomato is supposed to be that iridescent.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's my favorite cup of soup flavor. Now they've got
fancy ones, they've got broccoli and ricotta and sandwich shoes.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
The basic Tomato is.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The basic, the basic.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We have a book coming out of the end of
the year documenting OWT twenty years on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's got pictures in it. It's got pictures in It's
got stories of you and me.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's got stuff we've done on Air's got transcripts of
our various fights.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Before I did this breakfast radio lark.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I wanted to get into breakfast radio, but management of
various radio stations only really employ TV stars or stand
up comedians.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So she was still on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We worked at Triple M together, you and I not together. Well,
I worked in a different shift. I worked in the
daytime shift, which is where you back Aroun's Triple M,
nickelback triple plays.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
And they wouldn't get a cup of soup there.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And then you talk about how great the breakfast show
or did you hear the breakfast show this morning, Wendy
and the crew. I'm not touching that anyway. I got
tired of doing that, and I really wanted to do
what I'm doing now, And a lot of people suggested,
you know, you've got to be a comedian. And one
day I was having a beer with Mick malloy and
we're talking about stand up comedy, and he said to me,
(02:06):
I said, I could never do stand up comedy. I
think it's it's so hard. I ton't know how you
guys do it. He said, what you've just been doing
now is we're standing on the table. You've pretty much
been doing stand up comedy. You said some funny stories,
but people know you. So what you got to do
is when you do stand up comedy. You've got to
make it so you're relatable and everyone likes your material,
and then you can become pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Pre funny something we've spoken about before.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, when you're working with somebody and everyone laughs at
them before they've said a word, because people assume that
what they're about to say is funny. You can say
the best line of your life, but they'll just tell
the time and everyone will laugh at that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Billy Connelly classic example. He just gives information and people
think it's the funniest thing in the world. So I
went and did a stand up comedy the open mic night.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
How terrifying. I would never do stand up comedy on.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
A Tuesday, and Mick said to me, he cheered me up,
fed me beers and told me to go and do it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Then he didn't show up on the not you to
give me support.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
But it became so addictive because you're right your bit,
your five minute bit, and the open mic. It's so
fraught because you put your name down at seven o'clock
at night and then they announced the list tonight's list.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So you're not always on.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It took me two months to get to actually get up.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And did you have to sit there and watch other people,
and you couldn't just.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Leave bugger off, because then they would say, you know,
because I did that once and they said, well, that's
just set your cause back by another three weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So and then just one one night, I was just
jack of it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So I'm just sitting there watching all the other guys,
and then all of a sudden, the list came out
and they stuck it up on noticeboard and my name
was there, Brendan and j.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And were your jokes still relevant? Were they so tiiny
that you thought, oh, three weeks ago, this would have
been amusing.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Now it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Well, I had a joke that I opened the show with,
opened the show, opened your set with, it set with,
and it was I get up there on stage and
it was my and it's become known as and I
don't want to wreck the joke right now, but I
don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Tell you the joke.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Tell the joke and then we'll tell the I get
up on.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The stage and I say, you know, Hi, I don't
know why I'm here tonight because I had a very
disturbing day. I was walking in the National Park and
I came across a skull, and it freaked me out, naturally,
so I rang the authorities. They asked me where I was.
I told them and they said, okay, well, don't do anything,
(04:32):
just staying there.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We're on our way and right here.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So well, while I'm there, I looked at this skull
and all these thoughts went through my head.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know, who was this person, how did they get here?
What did they do? Why did they have antlers?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oooh yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And everyone would laugh at that. So one day I'm
doing a breakfast radio show with a Mandequilla. I don't
have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You should see her stand up. It's quite incredible.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So they found some human remains out at Kernel, which
is not anything strange. I think half of Sydney's buried
out of Colonel during the eighties and the Underworld Wars.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I think your stand up is out there too talking
about it.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So I thought it's that perfect opportunity to bring out
my dear skull material. And I said, you know, I've
found a skull once, and.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You naturally curious, like we're.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
On a game show.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And I've said this to many people. I've done this
joke a few times, and no one has ever asked,
what sort of skull. No, I didn't say that, so
I no, I said, so I found a skull once,
and you just went, suman skull.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, it's a natural question.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's you.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's like you're on the game show Sherman Skull for
twenty dollars Tony.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But your nostrils just flared from here to breakfast and
you said, no, it was a dear skull.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
It's twenty past six.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And here's some nickel.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You were furious, and I said, and you said, why
do you reckon? I said wreck what?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I didn't know it was a joke. You said you'd
found a scar set well, a human skull. That's traumatic. Why, well,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
And even to this day, that was twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
To this day, if one of us goes to preempt
something someone else is doing, he say, don't human skull
me become the phrase forgo the thing, don't human skull me.
I still don't understand what I did wrong with your
telling of that story. You should have held up a
flag saying I'm telling a joke.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I should have gone with the story about the wife
trying to spice up the man marriage with their crutchlessies that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
What did dear undies.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Have?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Human skulled you you have, but I liked it. Okay,
that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Come back to more Chorgi Hammond couldn't
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