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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:42):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Do you know what's worse than a gender reveal? And
I mean an actual party gender reveal? Not Hey, a
baby comes out and you go look at it's genitals.
It's a boy or a girl or whatever you'd like
it to bag.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
In my day, that's what a gender reveal was. You
saw the head crowning, there's your gender.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I saw someone saying I went to a gender reveal party.
They weren't happy that I walked in in the nude.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know what's worse. What is worse than a gender reveal?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A gender reveal party that doesn't end up being a
gender reveal party.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Mother in law ruined it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Aren't we sick of gender reveals? They are ridiculous. The bigger,
the better, the stupider, you know. And also they've started
forest fires in America. All kinds of things have got
out of hand with cars backfiring and all kinds of.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It all started the gender reveal.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, it's all Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We just accepted.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Now on social media, it's nothing is real until you've
told your story. But I saw one the other day.
They have a master group of friends and they're having
a gender reveal, and they drag it out and then
at the last minute, well, I haven't listen to what happens,
and then there's someone commenting at the.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
End, Oh, okay, look, I don't particularly care what you have,
(02:17):
but if you've dragged me out to a party like this,
we are going to find out what it is too, Nate.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I remember a friend of mine went to she she
heard in our days it wasn't that easy to find
out if you have these genetic tests and things. So
she had read that if you add your urine to
some ammonia, if it turns a certain color, it means
you're having a boy. If it goes a different color
means you having a girl. What you're supposed to do
(02:48):
is put a few drops of ammonia into some of
your urine. She squatted over an ice cream container filled
with ammonia and weed in it, and there was an explosion.
She had to go to the doctor, and the doctor
and she'd burned herself and the doctor. When she told
the doctor what had happened, he said, I don't know
if you're having a boy or girl, but it will
be bored. She'd singed everything.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You never saw that on the Curiosity Show.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I would like to see in that experiment. Wow, that's sad.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But as you say, I've come to see a diving act,
I want to seize me.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You do.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And this is this is the couple.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Knew what they were having. By the way in that story,
they knew what they were having. They just waited and
said we're going to tell you. I would have thrown
a pie in their face, as I said, I don't care.
But these theatrics have now twisted back on themselves.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'm a grandson now they told me grandson, now my grandfather.
But I'm also a grandson. No, I'm not still my
grandparents anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think he's still a grandson, not to live in grandparents.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well, my kids had their little baby. They told us
we were having a boy, and my wife and I
were quite hang on a minute, very early on. Your
knew yeah, but then but they didn't tell me his name,
So you had you eked out a little bit there.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But she wanted to I mean, this is how I
feel rather than just a yeah, Jethrow arrived this morning
and you knew you were going to have a boy
who knew it was going to be jet throwing. All
of that. I like the element of surprise, and also
it got me through the labor. Having said that, towards
the end, I thought, I don't care what it is.
I don't care if you get it out.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
If it's a jet th row, I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I get it out. I feel like I'm on death
row with jeth Throw. That's curious, but I would rather.
I would rather gender reveal than one of those kooky
bride and groom dancers. You know, those Bollywood dancers. What
do you think? What would you rather?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Or even now that the parents dance. I have seen
all that stuff and those first looks where a groom
turns around and it's his mate and a wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
My daughter's getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Is she going to do any of that stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The zoo?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
And I'll tell it, if any of that goes on,
it won't be just the monkeys throwing feces.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
He goes jet throw.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Every buddy.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's time Chelsea and the Mansa's Pet Room on the
cutting room floor.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Brendan, you and I hold two world records.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We do longest underwater broadcast and the biggest yum char.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Feast this side of anywhere?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Was it the most people eating yum char at one time.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That one was almost harder than the first one. The
first one we had to do our radio show underwater
at the Sydney Aquarium in the shark tank. That was
really hard, but.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We were in sharks three and a half hours underwater.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I had to wi in the tank.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You did that out of the tank, So that was.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The second one was the.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Young Char one. We got a whole lot of people down.
It was Chinese New Year, whold of people down to
Darling Harbor in Sydney and all they had to do
was sample to sit down at They had to sit
down at a table and sample two different dumplings. That's
all that had to happen.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
These three dumplings, and they had to eat two of
the three are the three.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And they'd registered to do it. We didn't drag people
off the streets. They'd registered to do it, and yet
we almost didn't get the world record because people refused
to sit down. People would eat one dumpling and not two.
That people ran away with all the table decorations.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Who just eats one dumping? Who?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Who says I'm going to go to yam char and
you're told four or five times can you eat two dumplings?
Because the person from Guinness World Records is there, they
had to verify it. We only just scraped by. Had
thousands of people, but only just scrape by.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
We had an overflow for idiots, and literally there was
ten idiots there that couldn't eat more than one dumpling.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I just find that extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Why register and then refuse to eat?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
You get me to a yum char and it's like doom, doom,
droom down like a machine.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well what about this an Australian woman? What do you
do this? One Australian woman has completed a Guinness World
Record by doing seven thousand and seventy nine pull ups
in twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's a chin up, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let me have a look. What's a pull up? My
mama doesn't explain. Is that a chin up? But from inside?
For whom? And your your knuckles face.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You yeah, you can do them to There's names from
an extreme dude, say that's a blah blah pull up,
and that's a I think up and pull up is
the same, is it?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
What's the one where you hold the bar and your
knuckles are facing away from you.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I think that's a pull up because he isn't the
chin up.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You get your chit up on the.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Mar you don't put your head over the bar.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And well, ye, people with small chins.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Bob car couldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Jeff McMullin, they couldn't have done. They wouldn't get stuck.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But like Richie, he'd swings. He took hands free, just swinging.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Lionel and Chris Brown, Yeah they what's happened? You're stuck there, mate.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You'll have to come and lift you up because you're stuck. Well,
let me give you.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The details as to how long. She's an Australian fitness enthusiasts.
She's thirty four years old.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Of course she is.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
She was looking for a challenge and a husband who's
also her coach, said, why didn't she attempt the most
pull ups in twenty four hours for a female? Yep,
it doesn't say how long it took her to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It was in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh, well, she had to do it in twenty four hours,
so I guess she kept going for twenty four two hours.
You know, I've been in a pull up for twenty
four hours when I had to cross county lines chasing
that astronaut. And Chris Brown was there too. No, it
was what it was, Lionel Richie.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Of course.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
It is Johns he and the man that's cutting me floor.
It's John's he and the man that's cutting mean floor. Yeah,
it's John's here and the man's cutting mean floor on
the cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Let's talk about AI.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I have a vested interest in this because my son
is doing AI at university, is he.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, Well, see he'll be employed while the rest of
us will lose our jobs to AI. Yeah, that's the irony.
You'll lose your job to the work he's doing.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, Yes and no, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
It's like the ludd eyed didn't like the weaving loom
back in the seventeen hundred, is going back to weaving,
going back.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
To the weaving loom.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
The weaving loom did put a lot of people out
of work. At the same time it opened up new
new industries. Clothing was made cheaper and more quickly, and
so you had more manufacturers.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So sports school was born.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
That's our loads and sports Gool. They wouldn't be here
today without that.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So really, so we.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Have to think laterally about how we're going to survive
AI exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Having said that, though, there's a lot of apps at
the moment, I don't know if you've seen this one.
There's one app where you can make a picture of
yourself and you can turn yourself into a hot model,
like a real hot sexy.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
See the people use these to catfish people.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well that's there lies the question.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
So when you get the ad on your Instagram, and
no doubt now that we're talking about it, it's going
to pop up on your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But I'm already a hot model.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Of course, you don't need any any people think.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am a I just want to put my rough
head holiday photos.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
No pixels needed, No, But this is one on Instagram
kissing your crush with aar crush your crush.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So I could get an image of me pashing off
Henry Cavill yep, Sam Hewan from Outlander yep.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
So you got a picture of yourself and you put
a picture of my crush either cavil or human any
of those people and bang, and then within a few moments.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You're kidding, that would be my screen saver. But you
can see how that's going to get in trouble. You
can also see how celebrities will use that saying it
wasn't me, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Just it was Ai. You great back, that wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Ai wasn't invented. Then I know that it was, so
I don't know how it was. A divine Brown was
an early adopter that.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Was so longer that artist's impressions on a wall impression
as petty, but it is. It does make an interesting
chat because over in New Zealand a politician deep faked
herself in the nude and held it up.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
In front of parliament.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
So Laura McClue McClure, who is in the New Zealand Parliament.
There she stood up in front of everyone and held
up a fake picture of herself in the nude, and
even that was confronting. She made that up, Yeah, she
made it up, and by her account to.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Say, who wants to have it off with me? No,
to say it was to say how easy it.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Is, Yeah, this is how easy it is. And a
quick look on Google, easy peasy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So I could do it to you, although why would I,
Because you've appeared in the full Monty you've.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Done it to yourself.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
It does beg the question if you had a picture
of what was you rather a picture of yourself nude
or yourself AI k newd oh, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Who would produce their actual nude? Most people posing nude
would be using filters and all kinds of kardashianesque things. Anyway,
no one's going to put up raw footage of themselves
bending over in the nude. No one's going to do that.
We occasionally, I don't know what my algorithm's doing, occasionally
at this woman and they they're big women, and they're
(12:12):
dressed in really provocative ways, and they say, hey, I've
got a hairy area. Are you interested?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'm getting that too?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah? Why because out of fascination we've watched it once
and now we're getting them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I didn't even watch the hairy area.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, but they're clothed. But someone saying you interested in men,
it'd be a woman who's like seventy shimmering around. So
there is still you know, this is what's interesting too.
This is why those magazines Readers Wives went off in
England so popular because yes you can get penthouse and
nave and all that stuff you like. But but there
(12:49):
used to be a whole lot of things. Just Neighbours
Wives was always more interesting than someone perfect. That probably
has changed now because young men have never seen actual bodies,
have never seen im perfections. Was in those days you
thought I am attracted to reality. I wonder if Neighbors Wives,
Girl next store kind of straddling the laundry basket photographs
(13:11):
are popular anymore?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Maybe they're not obtainable.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But then what about in places like Namibia or somewhere
like that, where they didn't wear many clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How would everything's on display?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I know, but it's not sexual.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah, so maybe we've over sexualized ourselves by being so clothed.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh it is.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We're hugely repressed, of course we are. The Church has
done that, our history has done that, hugely sexually repressed.
And the countries that aren't, like the Scandinavian countries, they're
not running around in the nude. They've just managed to
temper themselves.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
But what do you think about nudists at those nudist resorts?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Well, have you seen them. See they're not AI bodies,
they're normal looking people.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
But why do they not feel sexually excited about seeing
a fellow nudist?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Yeh?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
How do they know when it's business time and it's.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Not business Well, I think you're not allowed you to walk
around with the colt's and go doint if someone thinks
it's business time. I don't think you're allowed to have
business time, so you just go and play for still said,
there are still rules about business time. You hang your
coat on it, and but why would you have a coat?
Therein lies the problem? Maybe an umbrella. I love our chat.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah, it room for.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Sorry, I've just knocked over my coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'll clean it up because I got a WEDXX.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Get a WEDX? They still Weddex a brand? Is it
like Hoover. I've got a friend who still says I
did the hoover. Hoover is a brand.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, WEDDX is a.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Brand as his band aid. Band Aid's a brand that's
become part of the parlance.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And then you've got a leter.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Parlance, a brand parlance that's another brand because a lasta
plus they're a brand.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, or what would you say sticking plaster if you
didn't want.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
To, that's what you do.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's like people to say a tannoy is just a
brand of speaker, so you would say a PA.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
That's more. Over in England they say tannoy. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Anyway, when I had a look at this, and I'll
tell you why I was looking it up. What you
get for a seventh wedding anniversary or seventh anniversary? You
get copper, I'll get you don't get arrested, you get copper, yep,
or you get wool. This woman got e Coli. I'll
tell you what happened. She's had a seven year ecoli
(15:28):
infection and how she got it. How she had had
an injury to her ankle, so she was bed ridden.
She was lying in bed recovering from knee surgery. It was,
and she was staying in two single beds because she
was staying at a hotel after her hospital stay. Her
boyfriend was getting changed. He bent over in front of her.
(15:50):
He had no clothes on. He didn't do it intentionally,
but he unleashed the most toxic flatulence that she'd ever smelled.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And he didn't do it intentionally.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No didn't. He was bending over to get you right,
and she said that he was not clothed, standing between
two beds. His butt was facing me, and then the
fart happened. She said, what has happened is for seven
years she has been battling sinus infections. She didn't connect
it or any of the ensuing health issues to that
(16:20):
incident until doctors took a culture sample seven years later
from her nose. She said, she felt terrible. She felt
she couldn't breathe all of this sort of stuff, and
so they took a sample and found that in her
nose there was e Coli and ecola. Infections happened when
you ingest bacteria from poop, as they say here bits
(16:42):
of poop that are too small to see, whether through
contaminating foods with your hands where it could be drinks,
food drinks, touching germ laden surfaces, not washing your hands properly.
But she said, you don't usually get ecoli in your
sinuses because it's from poop. So she said she remembered
(17:02):
that her boyfriend used to fart so disgustingly. She remembered
the incident because she couldn't get out of the way
because her knee made her a mobilize right, Okay, so
she said she was forced to inhale it because of
her surgery. So that's what's happened. Forget your seven year itch. Yep,
she has got a seven year a Colli infection from.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
His fart, happy and adverse.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
He got you on. You ma.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Tell me something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That must have been a beauty for her to remember it.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Are they still together?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I think so? For her to remember it seven years
later when the doctor said, how did you get a collin?
And you know you should? You know how, I'll tell
you when he bent over.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
She will remember every part of that relationship.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Well, if you want to remember your partner's fart, you'll
have to keep a chart.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
This is because you fared in my face, and that
was the case.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I would have got a collar years ago because I've
got a younger brother. And that's all we ever did
when her kids was store on up and.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Then go in and fight in their face. That's what
you do when.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Someone was asleep.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, it didn't matter. They could be seen on the lounge.
It's a common thing.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And so you'd run up. Would you keep your pants on?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, usually clothed, but there'd be a couple of times.
You come out of the shower there one.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Time, one time, what what happened?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
One time there was the catapult incidents.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
So I ran out of the shower and he was there.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
And you were going to a plast wind in his face.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
He was not in his face with the stadium, and
I ran that good.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I ran, please continue, Come on, brendan hand, you've got
your hand over your face. Keep talking. You fresh out
of shower, he's standing up. Run out.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I've done a kung fu kid, because this around the time.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Where EVERYLM was kung fu fighting.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Foo kung fu ki.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I've gone and out came.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
We called it the catapult, a perfectly rounded boo on
his foot, and he had involved reaction.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
They've kicked it and it's stuck to the wall.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And there's nothing about that story that's pleasurable. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It was just it was.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Like it had the consistency of clay going onto a
potter's wheel.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So it wasn't it was just a round.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Wall like it was stuck over the wall.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It looked like somebody just put a round.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Ball of so it went from your bottom to the wall.
And who got it off the wall?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I had to because he was in there soaking his
foot in the seat.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So he's putting a vat of acid, I'm sure, so
in your face, in your face. Indeed, this has taken
a very dark turn, and I thought it started pretty badly.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hello, Hey, happy bud. Here is some more of John
Zyn And then this curtain move floor. Helly, hey, heppy body.
There was some more with John Man.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
On the cutting room floor today. What about Easter egg hunts?
You ever get a part of those?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
When the kids were a little used to do it.
The dog is to occasionally beat them to it. But
I liked hiding chocolate eggs. My son Jack has a
savory tooth, and he was obsessed with sushi, and he said,
can we have a sushi hunt?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I imagine if I couldn't remember why I'd hidden them
all from one year to the.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Next, neighborhood cats from here to breakfast.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
One year Halloween, I couldn't be bothered. My youngest Dominique
wanted to do Halloween.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I said, I couldn't be bothered taking him around to
house to house. So I set up a thing that
Pirate Pete had been around, and he'd put all lollies
around the backyard. I did that, and then he expected
it every year.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So rather than going house to house, you just hid
lollies in your own backyard.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I had to get like a treasure map and do
all that.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Joke that sounds hard to work to just let him
go house to house.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah, in the end, I just got a treasure map
and just gave a pile of lollies and together you go.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Mate, Yeah, it's over there, there is, It's just there.
I haven't listened to though, to this American family. I
saw this the other day. This is a room filled cousins.
There's probably thirty people in this room. And this is
what's happening every single year for Easter egg hunt.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
My grandma brawls and hides three thousand dollar bells and
hides on a property. So here's a glimpse into what
the steal looks like.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Right, So it's just chaos, chaos.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
So there's three thousand one dollar bills all wrapped up
in tiny little scrolls. They're placed on trees, they're placed
in garden beds, they're placed on steps, and the cousins
just all go crazy and they all put them in
a plastic bag. So they've got all these little rolled
up cigarettes and these little plastic bags and they come
(21:50):
back to the table and count them to see if
there's still one hundred left out there. But the grandson
who got the most got one hundred and fifty dollars.
Other people got seventy. But it's this frenzy they all
go and visit grandma because they get money. And people
found old rotten ones from the year before that hadn't
been found. It was all destroyed by snails and things.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, right, I kinda like it. I think it's nice.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I tell whether it's nice or whether it's What don't
you like about? Well, it's how often would that many?
Maybe this is why, how often would that many cousins
go and visit grandma?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
And it just seemed to be greedy, them all running
around and trying to find it. But maybe if they
like it, she likes it. She's a lot of trouble
to go to to get fifty bars.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
It's hard for grandparents these days to see their grandkids,
so sometimes you got to pay the pieper.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
She should have just tried to shoot them while they're
running around.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You're greedy.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
But when we used to visit my grandparents. I used
to love visiting them. But one of the great benefits.
Every time we ran into the house, there'd be a
packet of chips on the table. Samboy chips. Yeah, they
are in Brisbane. A packet of Sandboy chips on the table.
Every time. I still it makes my heart sing to
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think of it.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
My Grandma and Bendigo when we used to get it.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
She put a ferret down your pants.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Oh well, Granddad used to take his ferreting. So he
goes to Easter Boys. He's going to hire.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
A ferret from the local ferreta.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He'd hire one.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
You could hire a ferret because don't want to keep
them because they're a bit of among them.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
So they run down into the tunneling up the rabbit.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
So you get a net at the end of one
end of the burrow, and the ferret goes down into
the warren and the rabbits come flying out.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And they go into the net.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Then Granddad would sit there with his pen knife and
he'd bonk the rabbit over the head, stun it, and
then he'd grab it by the ears and.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Cut its neck in front of you, in front of you, and.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Then he this is only one movement that got the
cut the fright. Then gut the whole rabbit, rip the
pelt off and throw the pelt at us.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
So we'd skin it and throw the at you. Yep,
and what would you do with it? Kick it like
a football.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
We're city boys.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
We'd go, okay, thanks granddad. You know, boys, stop mugging around.
But he also used to work at an avatar, so
we'd watch. You can kill a hundred sheep in the
old school weight, not with that fancy electric bolt, but
with a knife, and you killed about one hundred of them.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Let's go eat boys. Wow, that was my grandad.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And what about your grandma?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
My grandma with the skippy corn flakes and have the
crazy critters inside.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Remember that I love the crazy critters.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
We collect all of those because Dad never ate skippy
corn flakes. It was a corn flakes guy, so in
Sydney we'd never have corn flakes, and then.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We never ate them because he was a corn flake.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Dad was a corn flakes guy. Skippy corn flakes were different.
Do you remember there's Kellogg's corn flakes Skippy corn flakes.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
They're not the same. They don't taste the same.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, they're totally different.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Okay, Skippy corn flakes were made by Sanitarium and had
yeah the Sanitarium. Will and John Kellogg were both brothers,
but mortal enemies, and they they both invented corn flakes
together and one of they split up.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
One formed Sanitarium, the other formed.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Kelloggs and both released a corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Both they both invented the corn flake, but Skippy corn
flakes had a distinct different taste to Kellogg's corn flake.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Which did you prefer?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I don't like the skippy corn flakes, but I think
I was in it for the crazy critter.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, we used to get crazy critics. They weren't just
in the skippy They're in other things now.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I think pretty shore the skippy corn flakes and Grandma
used to collect them.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And who you and your brother fight over?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
It?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Is this where this story is going to some terrible No.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, we were quite reasonable about that.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
We were catching animals.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I wouldn't take them home.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And we keep them at Grandma's house. So whenever we
went around the grandma's house, you.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Catch a pelt and you get a little plastic token. Yeah,
they were good times, good times.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Then after the abatar voys.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
No, this is finding one hundred dollars bill anywhere.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No that who's hungry? What? Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Come back tomorrow from more Jonesy
Speaker 1 (25:56):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
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tiny real food.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Do you know what's worse than a gender reveal? And
I mean an actual party gender reveal? Not Hey, a
baby comes out and you go look at it's genitals.
It's a boy or a girl or whatever you'd like
it to bag.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
In my day, that's what a gender reveal was. You
saw the head crowning, there's your gender.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I saw someone saying I went to a gender reveal party.
They weren't happy that I walked in in the nude.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know what's worse. What is worse than a gender reveal?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A gender reveal party that doesn't end up being a
gender reveal party.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Mother in law ruined it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Aren't we sick of gender reveals? They are ridiculous. The bigger,
the better, the stupider, you know. And also they've started
forest fires in America. All kinds of things have got
out of hand with cars backfiring and all kinds of.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It all started the gender reveal.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, it's all Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We just accepted.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Now on social media, it's nothing is real until you've
told your story. But I saw one the other day.
They have a master group of friends and they're having
a gender reveal, and they drag it out and then
at the last minute, well, I haven't listen to what happens,
and then there's someone commenting at the.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
End, Oh, okay, look, I don't particularly care what you have,
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but if you've dragged me out to a party like this,
we are going to find out what it is too, Nate.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I remember a friend of mine went to she she
heard in our days it wasn't that easy to find
out if you have these genetic tests and things. So
she had read that if you add your urine to
some ammonia, if it turns a certain color, it means
you're having a boy. If it goes a different color
means you having a girl. What you're supposed to do
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is put a few drops of ammonia into some of
your urine. She squatted over an ice cream container filled
with ammonia and weed in it, and there was an explosion.
She had to go to the doctor, and the doctor
and she'd burned herself and the doctor. When she told
the doctor what had happened, he said, I don't know
if you're having a boy or girl, but it will
be bored. She'd singed everything.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You never saw that on the Curiosity Show.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I would like to see in that experiment. Wow, that's sad.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But as you say, I've come to see a diving act,
I want to seize me.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You do.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And this is this is the couple.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Knew what they were having. By the way in that story,
they knew what they were having. They just waited and
said we're going to tell you. I would have thrown
a pie in their face, as I said, I don't care.
But these theatrics have now twisted back on themselves.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'm a grandson now they told me grandson, now my grandfather.
But I'm also a grandson. No, I'm not still my
grandparents anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think he's still a grandson, not to live in grandparents.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well, my kids had their little baby. They told us
we were having a boy, and my wife and I
were quite hang on a minute, very early on. Your
knew yeah, but then but they didn't tell me his name,
So you had you eked out a little bit there.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But she wanted to I mean, this is how I
feel rather than just a yeah, Jethrow arrived this morning
and you knew you were going to have a boy
who knew it was going to be jet throwing. All
of that. I like the element of surprise, and also
it got me through the labor. Having said that, towards
the end, I thought, I don't care what it is.
I don't care if you get it out.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
If it's a jet th row, I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I get it out. I feel like I'm on death
row with jeth Throw. That's curious, but I would rather.
I would rather gender reveal than one of those kooky
bride and groom dancers. You know, those Bollywood dancers. What
do you think? What would you rather?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Or even now that the parents dance. I have seen
all that stuff and those first looks where a groom
turns around and it's his mate and a wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
My daughter's getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Is she going to do any of that stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The zoo?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
And I'll tell it, if any of that goes on,
it won't be just the monkeys throwing feces.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
He goes jet throw.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Every buddy.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's time Chelsea and the Mansa's Pet Room on the
cutting room floor.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Brendan, you and I hold two world records.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We do longest underwater broadcast and the biggest yum char.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Feast this side of anywhere?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Was it the most people eating yum char at one time.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That one was almost harder than the first one. The
first one we had to do our radio show underwater
at the Sydney Aquarium in the shark tank. That was
really hard, but.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We were in sharks three and a half hours underwater.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I had to wi in the tank.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You did that out of the tank, So that was.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The second one was the.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Young Char one. We got a whole lot of people down.
It was Chinese New Year, whold of people down to
Darling Harbor in Sydney and all they had to do
was sample to sit down at They had to sit
down at a table and sample two different dumplings. That's
all that had to happen.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
These three dumplings, and they had to eat two of
the three are the three.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And they'd registered to do it. We didn't drag people
off the streets. They'd registered to do it, and yet
we almost didn't get the world record because people refused
to sit down. People would eat one dumpling and not two.
That people ran away with all the table decorations.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Who just eats one dumping? Who?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Who says I'm going to go to yam char and
you're told four or five times can you eat two dumplings?
Because the person from Guinness World Records is there, they
had to verify it. We only just scraped by. Had
thousands of people, but only just scrape by.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
We had an overflow for idiots, and literally there was
ten idiots there that couldn't eat more than one dumpling.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I just find that extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Why register and then refuse to eat?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
You get me to a yum char and it's like doom, doom,
droom down like a machine.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well what about this an Australian woman? What do you
do this? One Australian woman has completed a Guinness World
Record by doing seven thousand and seventy nine pull ups
in twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's a chin up, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let me have a look. What's a pull up? My
mama doesn't explain. Is that a chin up? But from inside?
For whom? And your your knuckles face.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You yeah, you can do them to There's names from
an extreme dude, say that's a blah blah pull up,
and that's a I think up and pull up is
the same, is it?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
What's the one where you hold the bar and your
knuckles are facing away from you.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I think that's a pull up because he isn't the
chin up.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You get your chit up on the.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Mar you don't put your head over the bar.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And well, ye, people with small chins.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Bob car couldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Jeff McMullin, they couldn't have done. They wouldn't get stuck.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But like Richie, he'd swings. He took hands free, just swinging.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Lionel and Chris Brown, Yeah they what's happened? You're stuck there, mate.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You'll have to come and lift you up because you're stuck. Well,
let me give you.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The details as to how long. She's an Australian fitness enthusiasts.
She's thirty four years old.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Of course she is.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
She was looking for a challenge and a husband who's
also her coach, said, why didn't she attempt the most
pull ups in twenty four hours for a female? Yep,
it doesn't say how long it took her to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It was in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh, well, she had to do it in twenty four hours,
so I guess she kept going for twenty four two hours.
You know, I've been in a pull up for twenty
four hours when I had to cross county lines chasing
that astronaut. And Chris Brown was there too. No, it
was what it was, Lionel Richie.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Of course.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
It is Johns he and the man that's cutting me floor.
It's John's he and the man that's cutting mean floor. Yeah,
it's John's here and the man's cutting mean floor on
the cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Let's talk about AI.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I have a vested interest in this because my son
is doing AI at university, is he.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, Well, see he'll be employed while the rest of
us will lose our jobs to AI. Yeah, that's the irony.
You'll lose your job to the work he's doing.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, Yes and no, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
It's like the ludd eyed didn't like the weaving loom
back in the seventeen hundred, is going back to weaving,
going back.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
To the weaving loom.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
The weaving loom did put a lot of people out
of work. At the same time it opened up new
new industries. Clothing was made cheaper and more quickly, and
so you had more manufacturers.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So sports school was born.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
That's our loads and sports Gool. They wouldn't be here
today without that.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So really, so we.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Have to think laterally about how we're going to survive
AI exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Having said that, though, there's a lot of apps at
the moment, I don't know if you've seen this one.
There's one app where you can make a picture of
yourself and you can turn yourself into a hot model,
like a real hot sexy.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
See the people use these to catfish people.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well that's there lies the question.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
So when you get the ad on your Instagram, and
no doubt now that we're talking about it, it's going
to pop up on your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But I'm already a hot model.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Of course, you don't need any any people think.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am a I just want to put my rough
head holiday photos.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
No pixels needed, No, But this is one on Instagram
kissing your crush with aar crush your crush.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So I could get an image of me pashing off
Henry Cavill yep, Sam Hewan from Outlander yep.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
So you got a picture of yourself and you put
a picture of my crush either cavil or human any
of those people and bang, and then within a few moments.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You're kidding, that would be my screen saver. But you
can see how that's going to get in trouble. You
can also see how celebrities will use that saying it
wasn't me, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Just it was Ai. You great back, that wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Ai wasn't invented. Then I know that it was, so
I don't know how it was. A divine Brown was
an early adopter that.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Was so longer that artist's impressions on a wall impression
as petty, but it is. It does make an interesting
chat because over in New Zealand a politician deep faked
herself in the nude and held it up.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
In front of parliament.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
So Laura McClue McClure, who is in the New Zealand Parliament.
There she stood up in front of everyone and held
up a fake picture of herself in the nude, and
even that was confronting. She made that up, Yeah, she
made it up, and by her account to.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Say, who wants to have it off with me? No,
to say it was to say how easy it.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Is, Yeah, this is how easy it is. And a
quick look on Google, easy peasy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So I could do it to you, although why would I,
Because you've appeared in the full Monty you've.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Done it to yourself.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
It does beg the question if you had a picture
of what was you rather a picture of yourself nude
or yourself AI k newd oh, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Who would produce their actual nude? Most people posing nude
would be using filters and all kinds of kardashianesque things. Anyway,
no one's going to put up raw footage of themselves
bending over in the nude. No one's going to do that.
We occasionally, I don't know what my algorithm's doing, occasionally
at this woman and they they're big women, and they're
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dressed in really provocative ways, and they say, hey, I've
got a hairy area. Are you interested?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'm getting that too?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah? Why because out of fascination we've watched it once
and now we're getting them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I didn't even watch the hairy area.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, but they're clothed. But someone saying you interested in men,
it'd be a woman who's like seventy shimmering around. So
there is still you know, this is what's interesting too.
This is why those magazines Readers Wives went off in
England so popular because yes you can get penthouse and
nave and all that stuff you like. But but there
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used to be a whole lot of things. Just Neighbours
Wives was always more interesting than someone perfect. That probably
has changed now because young men have never seen actual bodies,
have never seen im perfections. Was in those days you
thought I am attracted to reality. I wonder if Neighbors Wives,
Girl next store kind of straddling the laundry basket photographs
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are popular anymore?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Maybe they're not obtainable.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But then what about in places like Namibia or somewhere
like that, where they didn't wear many clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How would everything's on display?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I know, but it's not sexual.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah, so maybe we've over sexualized ourselves by being so clothed.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh it is.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We're hugely repressed, of course we are. The Church has
done that, our history has done that, hugely sexually repressed.
And the countries that aren't, like the Scandinavian countries, they're
not running around in the nude. They've just managed to
temper themselves.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
But what do you think about nudists at those nudist resorts?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Well, have you seen them. See they're not AI bodies,
they're normal looking people.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
But why do they not feel sexually excited about seeing
a fellow nudist?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Yeh?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
How do they know when it's business time and it's.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Not business Well, I think you're not allowed you to walk
around with the colt's and go doint if someone thinks
it's business time. I don't think you're allowed to have
business time, so you just go and play for still said,
there are still rules about business time. You hang your
coat on it, and but why would you have a coat?
Therein lies the problem? Maybe an umbrella. I love our chat.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah, it room for.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Sorry, I've just knocked over my coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'll clean it up because I got a WEDXX.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Get a WEDX? They still Weddex a brand? Is it
like Hoover. I've got a friend who still says I
did the hoover. Hoover is a brand.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, WEDDX is a.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Brand as his band aid. Band Aid's a brand that's
become part of the parlance.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And then you've got a leter.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Parlance, a brand parlance that's another brand because a lasta
plus they're a brand.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, or what would you say sticking plaster if you
didn't want.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
To, that's what you do.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's like people to say a tannoy is just a
brand of speaker, so you would say a PA.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
That's more. Over in England they say tannoy. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Anyway, when I had a look at this, and I'll
tell you why I was looking it up. What you
get for a seventh wedding anniversary or seventh anniversary? You
get copper, I'll get you don't get arrested, you get copper, yep,
or you get wool. This woman got e Coli. I'll
tell you what happened. She's had a seven year ecoli
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infection and how she got it. How she had had
an injury to her ankle, so she was bed ridden.
She was lying in bed recovering from knee surgery. It was,
and she was staying in two single beds because she
was staying at a hotel after her hospital stay. Her
boyfriend was getting changed. He bent over in front of her.
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He had no clothes on. He didn't do it intentionally,
but he unleashed the most toxic flatulence that she'd ever smelled.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And he didn't do it intentionally.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No didn't. He was bending over to get you right,
and she said that he was not clothed, standing between
two beds. His butt was facing me, and then the
fart happened. She said, what has happened is for seven
years she has been battling sinus infections. She didn't connect
it or any of the ensuing health issues to that
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incident until doctors took a culture sample seven years later
from her nose. She said, she felt terrible. She felt
she couldn't breathe all of this sort of stuff, and
so they took a sample and found that in her
nose there was e Coli and ecola. Infections happened when
you ingest bacteria from poop, as they say here bits
(16:42):
of poop that are too small to see, whether through
contaminating foods with your hands where it could be drinks,
food drinks, touching germ laden surfaces, not washing your hands properly.
But she said, you don't usually get ecoli in your
sinuses because it's from poop. So she said she remembered
(17:02):
that her boyfriend used to fart so disgustingly. She remembered
the incident because she couldn't get out of the way
because her knee made her a mobilize right, Okay, so
she said she was forced to inhale it because of
her surgery. So that's what's happened. Forget your seven year itch. Yep,
she has got a seven year a Colli infection from.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
His fart, happy and adverse.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
He got you on. You ma.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Tell me something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That must have been a beauty for her to remember it.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Are they still together?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I think so? For her to remember it seven years
later when the doctor said, how did you get a collin?
And you know you should? You know how, I'll tell
you when he bent over.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
She will remember every part of that relationship.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Well, if you want to remember your partner's fart, you'll
have to keep a chart.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
This is because you fared in my face, and that
was the case.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I would have got a collar years ago because I've
got a younger brother. And that's all we ever did
when her kids was store on up and.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Then go in and fight in their face. That's what
you do when.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Someone was asleep.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, it didn't matter. They could be seen on the lounge.
It's a common thing.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And so you'd run up. Would you keep your pants on?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, usually clothed, but there'd be a couple of times.
You come out of the shower there one.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Time, one time, what what happened?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
One time there was the catapult incidents.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
So I ran out of the shower and he was there.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
And you were going to a plast wind in his face.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
He was not in his face with the stadium, and
I ran that good.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I ran, please continue, Come on, brendan hand, you've got
your hand over your face. Keep talking. You fresh out
of shower, he's standing up. Run out.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I've done a kung fu kid, because this around the time.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Where EVERYLM was kung fu fighting.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Foo kung fu ki.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I've gone and out came.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
We called it the catapult, a perfectly rounded boo on
his foot, and he had involved reaction.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
They've kicked it and it's stuck to the wall.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And there's nothing about that story that's pleasurable. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It was just it was.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Like it had the consistency of clay going onto a
potter's wheel.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So it wasn't it was just a round.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Wall like it was stuck over the wall.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It looked like somebody just put a round.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Ball of so it went from your bottom to the wall.
And who got it off the wall?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I had to because he was in there soaking his
foot in the seat.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So he's putting a vat of acid, I'm sure, so
in your face, in your face. Indeed, this has taken
a very dark turn, and I thought it started pretty badly.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hello, Hey, happy bud. Here is some more of John
Zyn And then this curtain move floor. Helly, hey, heppy body.
There was some more with John Man.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
On the cutting room floor today. What about Easter egg hunts?
You ever get a part of those?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
When the kids were a little used to do it.
The dog is to occasionally beat them to it. But
I liked hiding chocolate eggs. My son Jack has a
savory tooth, and he was obsessed with sushi, and he said,
can we have a sushi hunt?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I imagine if I couldn't remember why I'd hidden them
all from one year to the.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Next, neighborhood cats from here to breakfast.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
One year Halloween, I couldn't be bothered. My youngest Dominique
wanted to do Halloween.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I said, I couldn't be bothered taking him around to
house to house. So I set up a thing that
Pirate Pete had been around, and he'd put all lollies
around the backyard. I did that, and then he expected
it every year.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So rather than going house to house, you just hid
lollies in your own backyard.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I had to get like a treasure map and do
all that.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Joke that sounds hard to work to just let him
go house to house.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah, in the end, I just got a treasure map
and just gave a pile of lollies and together you go.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Mate, Yeah, it's over there, there is, It's just there.
I haven't listened to though, to this American family. I
saw this the other day. This is a room filled cousins.
There's probably thirty people in this room. And this is
what's happening every single year for Easter egg hunt.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
My grandma brawls and hides three thousand dollar bells and
hides on a property. So here's a glimpse into what
the steal looks like.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Right, So it's just chaos, chaos.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
So there's three thousand one dollar bills all wrapped up
in tiny little scrolls. They're placed on trees, they're placed
in garden beds, they're placed on steps, and the cousins
just all go crazy and they all put them in
a plastic bag. So they've got all these little rolled
up cigarettes and these little plastic bags and they come
(21:50):
back to the table and count them to see if
there's still one hundred left out there. But the grandson
who got the most got one hundred and fifty dollars.
Other people got seventy. But it's this frenzy they all
go and visit grandma because they get money. And people
found old rotten ones from the year before that hadn't
been found. It was all destroyed by snails and things.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, right, I kinda like it. I think it's nice.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I tell whether it's nice or whether it's What don't
you like about? Well, it's how often would that many?
Maybe this is why, how often would that many cousins
go and visit grandma?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
And it just seemed to be greedy, them all running
around and trying to find it. But maybe if they
like it, she likes it. She's a lot of trouble
to go to to get fifty bars.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
It's hard for grandparents these days to see their grandkids,
so sometimes you got to pay the pieper.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
She should have just tried to shoot them while they're
running around.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You're greedy.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
But when we used to visit my grandparents. I used
to love visiting them. But one of the great benefits.
Every time we ran into the house, there'd be a
packet of chips on the table. Samboy chips. Yeah, they
are in Brisbane. A packet of Sandboy chips on the table.
Every time. I still it makes my heart sing to
(23:01):
think of it.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
My Grandma and Bendigo when we used to get it.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
She put a ferret down your pants.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Oh well, Granddad used to take his ferreting. So he
goes to Easter Boys. He's going to hire.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
A ferret from the local ferreta.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He'd hire one.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
You could hire a ferret because don't want to keep
them because they're a bit of among them.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
So they run down into the tunneling up the rabbit.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
So you get a net at the end of one
end of the burrow, and the ferret goes down into
the warren and the rabbits come flying out.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And they go into the net.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Then Granddad would sit there with his pen knife and
he'd bonk the rabbit over the head, stun it, and
then he'd grab it by the ears and.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Cut its neck in front of you, in front of you, and.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Then he this is only one movement that got the
cut the fright. Then gut the whole rabbit, rip the
pelt off and throw the pelt at us.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
So we'd skin it and throw the at you. Yep,
and what would you do with it? Kick it like
a football.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
We're city boys.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
We'd go, okay, thanks granddad. You know, boys, stop mugging around.
But he also used to work at an avatar, so
we'd watch. You can kill a hundred sheep in the
old school weight, not with that fancy electric bolt, but
with a knife, and you killed about one hundred of them.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Let's go eat boys. Wow, that was my grandad.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And what about your grandma?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
My grandma with the skippy corn flakes and have the
crazy critters inside.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Remember that I love the crazy critters.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
We collect all of those because Dad never ate skippy
corn flakes. It was a corn flakes guy, so in
Sydney we'd never have corn flakes, and then.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We never ate them because he was a corn flake.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Dad was a corn flakes guy. Skippy corn flakes were different.
Do you remember there's Kellogg's corn flakes Skippy corn flakes.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
They're not the same. They don't taste the same.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, they're totally different.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Okay, Skippy corn flakes were made by Sanitarium and had
yeah the Sanitarium. Will and John Kellogg were both brothers,
but mortal enemies, and they they both invented corn flakes
together and one of they split up.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
One formed Sanitarium, the other formed.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Kelloggs and both released a corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Both they both invented the corn flake, but Skippy corn
flakes had a distinct different taste to Kellogg's corn flake.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Which did you prefer?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I don't like the skippy corn flakes, but I think
I was in it for the crazy critter.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, we used to get crazy critics. They weren't just
in the skippy They're in other things now.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I think pretty shore the skippy corn flakes and Grandma
used to collect them.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And who you and your brother fight over?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
It?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Is this where this story is going to some terrible No.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, we were quite reasonable about that.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
We were catching animals.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I wouldn't take them home.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And we keep them at Grandma's house. So whenever we
went around the grandma's house, you.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Catch a pelt and you get a little plastic token. Yeah,
they were good times, good times.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Then after the abatar voys.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
No, this is finding one hundred dollars bill anywhere.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No that who's hungry? What? Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Come back tomorrow from more Jonesy
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And the man is going room for it.
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