WHAT YOU MISSED: An Elephant Walks Into A Convenience Store

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jim Y Rye has been working harder than Elon Musk
and Donald Trump's ex accounts, and he's come up with this.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Jen White Rise, Jimmy Jabbin.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yay me Mondays can be hard, especially for Jonesy when
someone's been in over the weekend and messes around with
the radio console and changes all the settings, or as.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
He likes to call it, Jan Brown's the desk.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I've just spent the last hour and a half just
trying to log into the system. It seems every weekend
someone comes in and Jan Brown's the desk.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
We're not the only people who work on the wireless Brendon.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Jan Brown was a politician. He was the wife of
a politician.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Did a famous interview on sixty Minutes where she said
that when her husband John Brown became a politician, he
got his member out on the desk and they had
it off. It sort of has become an expression that
you and I used.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Someone on weekend comes into this place and jamby and
beeps the desk? Would you do that?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is that sexy?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
On the desk?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I don't even know him.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Me still in the political sphere.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Jinda Ardern has revealed what it's like to be waiting
on the one hand for news that she could be
pregnant and on the other hand that she could be
Prime Minister of New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Amanda.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
At the time that it happened, I just thought you
couldn't write about this like this is just too much.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
How did you feel, Obviously you wanted to be prime minister,
you want to be a mum. Did you feel in
that moment I can make both work?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Forget. A horse walks into a bar. An elephant goes
into a convenience store.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Check out this elephant in a corner store. A massive
wild animal wandered into a small grocer in northeastern Thailand
while customers were being served. After they all ran out,
the elephant was content raiding the aisles for snacks, eating eggs,
bananas and sandwiches. One sip was full, went That's.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
What I did. The other phant wouldn't there to shopping list.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
He's got a good memory.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, I got I know where everything.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
His wife's saying, oh do you dumbo?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Milk at last, a companion for Amanda in the Madame
two Swords Wax Museum.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I am a wax effigy. The word giant candle at
Madame two swords.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Have we been down to see your little effigy lately?
Wish I look like there's the thing.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I can never go and look at it. I mean
we were there on opening night. Remember my kids looked
shi if I had and his on The answer is yes, yes,
And they took photos of their fingers up my noses.
I don't have a wick, don't even bother looking.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
But people are still just standing next to Ralph Harris
for a bit there.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
He've been melted down and turned into somebody else by
now it's like the market take them right of the back
and melt them.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Down off into some candles for the gift shop.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Surely Jonesy's banned bad element from the eighteen eighties must
be wearing thin now.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
But no bad element.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
That's all all anyone can talk about.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
People are coming up to me on the street now,
when the when's the band gave them back together?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
And well, I'll ask you the same question.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You know.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's I think the most important part is getting our
ducks in a row.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I want to make a film clip, you know. We
draw my eyes and we.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Need to get like some don't be any dry eyes
in the mouse to get.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Some hot girls, you know, like the eighties film clips
and the hot girls walking around in latex and a tiger.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Can we get a time. I'm gonna need some petty catch.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I need hot girls.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Not coming to MTV soon.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
This has been Jen y Rise, Jibberjabba, Good on your
champ and Amanda's Gem the Ship