🎯 Jonesy & Amanda Choose This Week's Footy Tips Using DARTS!

How many can we get right this week?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Jersey
and Amanda jam Nation have I called my equipment on?
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's Round sixteen of the NRL, and this year we're
experiment experimenting with who's a better tipper? The experts all
the universe, and by the universe, I mean me throwing
a dart at Brendan holding up balloons with the team's
names on them.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Six all which just goes to show.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Me throwing darts randomly at a cranky Brendan Jones who's
got all his motorcycle gear on. He didn't want to
wear the throat protector, although in the past I've hit
you in.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
The throat with a bullet with a dart.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hey, Ron, I've been the anti We are on Instagram
live if anyone would like to look at how violent
this actually is, because everyone who watches it is horrified.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
We're live streaming.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
We're live streaming, all right, So this is round sixteen.
As I said, let's get going. The first match is, yes, please,
the first match Tigers versus Raiders. The experts have picked
the Raiders let's see what the universe says. It's gone straight.

(01:22):
Oh that one hit your foot, it bounced off.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh that's a raider. Warriors and the panthers.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Here we go, Move them around so they're not in
their traditional place. That went right between his legs. Okay, okay,
there you go. That one is that what's the green?
Was that a warrior? This one is dolphins and knights.
The experts have said dolphins. What will I say? Move
them around? Oh that one didn't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
That one didn't go.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, that one went off your head. Yes, who's aiming?
Move them around.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Look it's witched in your leg. No, it's look at here.
Oh my god, come on.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That one's a dolphin. Rabbits in the storm. Rabbit o's
in the storm. Hold up your balloons.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You didn't get a dolphin. You've got the other side.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, that one skimmed the top of your head.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Look that just bounced off. Move them around. It's not
my fault they're bouncing off. Look they bounce off. It's
not my fault that one's fallen off. Oh, Brendan, you cheated.
Who are they storm?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, now, Broncos and the sharks no, it's not. We've
done worse than this. Broncos and the Sharks.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Don't. Don't push the sharks at me. Let the universe, Brendan.
Oh well, it moved through yours.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
And they've picked the Broncos. Next one. But next one
is the Roosters and the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh okay, look this is radio. No Brendan, come on,
play properly. Is that land in your shoulder? Look?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Done throwing them? And now my button's on camera and
my ass, I'm throwing them at him.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
The Roosters are going to win that one. We've got
We've got one more Eels and the Titans. The Titans
have been picked to win this. Oh Dan, thank you. Ready,
here we go. I'm running out of breath.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, that's who were they? That was the Titans. I
picked the Titans.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh well, those are our tips, my tips, and as
I said, I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Just as well as the experts.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
So if you'd like to have look at my tips,
they will be up on our socials. Look, cow manyism
went over your head into the board there. What would
you like to say, Brendan, You get crankier and crankier.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
How bad you are, But how you managed to get
that shot to eat the broncost balloon when I was
holding it behind the Shark's balloon.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Sometimes the universe knows what.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It wants, Annieoakley of the That's what Woody Allen said,
The heart knows what it wants.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
When he went in Yes cracked onto his stepdaor