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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. On
the cutting room floor, we find raw dogging back in

(00:35):
the news.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Raw dogging back in the news. I saw this woman.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I think she's part historian, part scientists, socialist, not socialist,
he's a social scientist. She's brilliant, and she is talking
about the idea of sitting and doing nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's what raw dogging is.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And for many people, you think, I'd like nothing more
than to sit and do nothing, just be alone with
my thoughts. What a treasure, what a treat it would be.
But when it comes to the crunch, not many of
us can do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Have a listen.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I think the Internet calls it raw dogging, but scientists
call it default mode processing, which is essentially what your
brain is doing when there is nothing else going on,
you've got no distractions whatsoever. There this whole bunch of
experiments where they got people to sit in a room
in silence on their own for fifteen minutes, and nine
of these studies, separate studies, would force it effectively that

(01:25):
people didn't like it, they didn't like it at all.
And then tenth study took it a step further. They
wanted to see whether we would rather do something unpleasant
than nothing at all.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So they took a group of people, did.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
A questionnaire, and they all indicated that they would not
like to receive an electric shock.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
In fact, they would pay money to not be shocked.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Right, And then what they did is they got them
into a room on their own, with nothing to entertain
themselves apart from their thoughts for fifteen minutes, which I
don't think is very long. But there was a button
in there that they could press if they wanted to,
that would give them an electric shock.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Now, of all of the women.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Sitting in there, they managed to live through these fifteen minutes,
Only twenty five percent of women chose.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
To press that button.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Of the men sixty seven percent, sixty seven percent chose
to give themselves an electric sharp.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
But than sit in silence, WHOA, what would you do, Brenda?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I think I press the button, I would say, press
the button.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I can't people talk about like meditation and all that
sort of stuff. I reckon, I'm good for about three
minutes of just total quiet sitting there.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I'd go nuts if I was in jail. I would
go nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I think i'd press it, not because I'd be bored,
but I've got this weird thing where I want to
be tasted. Where if I see a sign saying we're paint,
have to touch it.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
If someone says, yuck, this smells disgusting, I have to
sniff it.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh, you would have loved the other day, in my neighbor, Gaz,
his freezer broke down. Gaz is a keen fish and
it was his bait freezer. The smell was indescribable.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't think i'd have liked it.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
But if he said to me, I've got a small
sample of this, have a sniff.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Remember you may have.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Years ago here we had a product called liquid ass, and.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
It was that's what scientists are spending their time making.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
It was a bottle of liquors smelling yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
And people would put it under your seat or something,
and it smelt like homeless bottom.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yea bottom that.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
I don't know where you're I don't know where you're
hanging out to get this smell.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
But nonetheless it was and I would say that this
baits gas is broken down.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Bait freezer was on par with liquid ass.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Do you think you could get it as a perfume.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Liquid ass get it now. But Gas is an old fisherman.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And he said to me, coming come in here, and
I walked in, I went and I heaved and.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
He what's the matter with you? It's bloody great and
it's Gas. I can't. I've got to leave this room.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I'm a big dry reacher. That's Jack Rich's brother.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, but I'm fascinated by mankey things you are. I
don't like them, but I have a fascination.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'd have pressed that if you and I'm a celebrity,
get me out of here.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
You just been it for the long drop.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I've been it for the long drop and for the
tasty food.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Camel vain as anyone, yes please on the cutting room floor.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
And it seems that Jim's dress Code has divided confused
Australians about what you wear to the gym.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
A gym, it's not a person called Jim. Jim's dress
like Jim's mowing.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Jim's dressing.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Jim's dress code comes around your house and tells you
if you're dressing propriate.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's not a hemline. No, it's at the local Jim.
I haven't been to a gym for a long time.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I used to. I used to fully lift.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Bro many years ago that I had a gym at
the home.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
I did my wits.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
But now I just do stand up paddle boarding every day,
and that for me is my complete workout.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
That's all I need.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I go to a gym a couple of times a week,
and it's not a big glamorous gym, and I'm glad
of that because I don't like that big glam precious stuff.
I wear like long pants. I don't wear tight leggings
and a big T shirt.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
No scrunchy bum pants.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
No scrunchy bum pants.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
And a lot of the guys there, some of them
come in they're pretty much wearing bloodstones or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
They're not. It's not a puncey show off gym.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Doesn't osher Gensburg go to your gym.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
He has been. I'm not calling him has been. He
has gone to that gym.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
What does he bench?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I haven't seen I haven't seen him there. He just
tells me he goes. I haven't seen him.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Then you've never seen him in the wild at the gym.
It'd be difficult for.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Someone I go at different times of the day because
I do you know, radio and blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
So I go it in the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
You've never been tempted to go to curves.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
It's curve still around.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
I think it's like a lady's gym.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's got all those gyms that look like that and
all those equipment that looks like it does nothing.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Well, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
But even in summer, I just liked it because there
was one near my house or you know, in the
local shopping center that said curves out the back, that's.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
What you want.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Now, I want curves at the front, at the below
the waist.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I love my curves. It's called rolls.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
But even in summer, I will wear kind of baggyish pants,
baggy trousers. Yeah, I don't like. I don't like leggings
because it just reveals everything. It reveals everything.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
What about the lorna Jane? Do you like?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
But I wear loosey goosey lorna Jane?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
What about those like a track pant?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
What about those supportive phrases that they have, you know, run,
eat poo and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Pood jogger I have to do in a different order.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Harry, do you even rep.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Tell me what the rules are in this gym.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You they've got a rule now, so and this is
for women and men, So women are the fashion guidelines.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
No more scrunchy bump pants.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, but then what if you've got a scrunchy bum
That is a good question there if nature has given
you the sherring.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
But then there's another picture of a girl there, and
she's wearing scrunchy bum pants, and this other girl's wearing
scrunchy bum pants. But on the side of this girl's
scrunchy bump pants, she's got a little tie like a
tai ropie type thing.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
I don't see what the big problem with that is.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I can't do both pictures you're looking at.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
They're both the same, they're both scrunchy bum and scrutchy bum.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, what they've said here, though I'm having a look too,
is that the girl's pants have to be a couple
of inches below the bum. So you can't wear pants
that show you the hanging down part of the cheeky part,
the cheeky part.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
A sports bra has to have two straps.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You can't wear a boob tube or a one shoulder
top yep, and this is an interesting one for men.
Tops can't show too much of their arms or backs.
They don't want showy this is this particular gym. They
don't want showy muscle singlets.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well, the showy muscle singlets. You get those big lats,
you know, the big lats. See what I'm doing here?
We can't see because I'm not wearing a sea let them.
If you saw me, you'd.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well look at those lads happened here.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But sometimes within all that you see the back pimples
from the steroidsids, but also the sweatiness of it. If
you're lying down on a machine, you've got your big
all your areas are hanging out.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
What about this guy? He is wearing? Look, have a look.
How do you describe that?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Let's turn the sound out.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Chances are you don't know how to squat, and I
don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I'm going to
teach you how to squat properly. Just give us a little.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
White pyo poo. All right, check it out.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
I'd recommend squatting in a smith machine. That way you
can really sit in there. Now you want to take
a wide stance, tose angled out.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Let me explain what he's wearing. He's wearing tight shorts
with a G string underneath it all bumps and the
camera turn him, turn him down.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
The camera is behind him, and.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
When he squats, you see right into his crack and
his testicles.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
It's all there.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
It's all there.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
If you're at a gym and you saw a guy
doing that, it just puts everybody off.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
It's working for me, or work for you. If you're
not excited, get excited, Get dick, what dick?

Speaker 5 (09:28):
What we did?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
We only allowed himself to be filmed from the back
because I don't think there.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Is You know what it's like when you go to
the Big Marino.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
That's what it looked like. It looked like walking to
the gift shop of the Big Marino. I'm going to
buy a ruler.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Why is he Why is he wearing scrunching bar?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Why is he doing anything? And he's only filming himself
in the back.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
He only does squats so he could see it all
from the back, because I don't think there's anything from
the front anyway. What about the girls that wear flesh
colored ones, even if they wear them down the street,
it looks like people wearing no pants, you know what,
everyone just.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Naked these days.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Was at the boat ramp and there was this girl
standing there wearing this and she was drunk out of
her mind. She'd been on the boat all day. And
I was waiting to pick up the boat for my mate.
He was coming in different boat, a different boat. I'm
back in my trailer there. And then he rings me
and he said, is that girl on the boat ramp
wearing any clothes? And I said, she's got this bikini
G string bikini arrangement.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
But all the bits society.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Bits are clear. Oh so the actual bikini itself is just.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
A triangle at the front. You're clear at the side.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, clear at the side, g string at the back,
two little triangles over the bosoms.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
And she's blind, drunk.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Attractive, yeah, good looking, yeah yeah, oh yeah, I'll show
you a video in it.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
But having said that, there was all these families was
the end of the day. They were all pulling their
boats in doing their stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
She distracted fathers, not sort of like it was all
jes jess, No one, I'm going here.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I'll say this.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
No one really noticed, but omo looking from a distance went,
hang on a minute, is she wearing.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Is this where we're living there?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I live near the beach. I never go to the beach,
as you know.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
But if I'm going for a coffee in the main street,
girls walk up and down there with g strings on,
and my sons just they think it's just normal.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's the older generation that will go what about that?
The younger people just get on with it.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I remember being at your local pub having a countermeal
with your good self, and there was a European backpacker
just sunning herself on the grass.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
On the grass.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
So there's a beach, there's sand, and then there's a
grass verge that's removed from that.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
And she was some baking.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
There topless, and you were like, well.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
You were rubberneck.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
You put your neck out, you were rumping. You said,
I'll go over and structure about our ways.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Do you need some cream? Oh? Come on, it's not
like the Mediterranean sun here come.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I told you your generations are the creeps.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
I love chilt and mans. Cutting cool for a party
near a lot of tilty and cutting. Are you ready
to rock?

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
What are we going to do?

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Cutting room for State of Origin? Tonight? Game two made
against mate Stead against State and then you got to
buy into the hype? Are you buying into the hype?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I like I like my home state to win, of course,
even though I was born in Queensland.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I think therefore you have to go over to me.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, but when did you first discover the great game
of n r L?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
That half an hour ago? And I've been in trancediver since.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
And that's why you're in New South Wales. I remember,
I wasn't really into State of Origin. I didn't really
have any vibe of it until I went to Musselbrook
to work. That's New South Wales, yes, but also it's
NRL heartland, that whole Upper Hunter area, so you couldn't
help but get caught up in it. And at that
time a lot of the young players up behind a

(13:13):
rugby league players were being selected to play for State
of Origin. You have John's brothers, you had all those,
so there was a real energy around it and I
got into it over the years, sort of Waxed and
Wayne with State of.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Wats and Wayne. They're both players, weren't.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
They wax and Wayne.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
That'd be like an American basketball named Waxen, wax and
Wayne the third.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
You get in that house bore. I've found.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
When I was working up in Brisbane, they were right
into state of origin, whereas we're sort of a bit
more polite about it.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Oh yes, it's a great or a little good.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
And in around here you'll get some Queensland walking around
in the maroon jersey.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Most people don't dress up, most people wouldn't wear a
beanie to work with the colors, and.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
We sort of go, oh, okay, good on your mate.
Yeah that's nicely little non fluoridation state.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
We're happy for that.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I sus said, I was born there. That's why I've
got holes in my teeth. There's no need to slag
off Queensland.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
But having said that, when I worked up in Queensland,
I wasn't allowed to say that I was New South
Wales at state of origin type.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
I was told, in no uncertain terms.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Did they make you wear a maron jersey?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
We had to do an outside broadcaster as when I
was wearing a triple M we did a show called Blood,
Sweat and Beers, and I'd have to.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Do the which one of those three was you?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I was?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
I was pretty much all of them.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I carried the whole load on that show and we
did the broadcast outside the Cauldron and that's where they
play the NRL the stut of Origin. But I'd be
wearing a Queensland jersey.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh how did you feel?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I didn't mind because back then I was like, oh yeah, whatever,
it pays the bills. But there's no way I would
have worn a blues jersey. I don't think you know
the boss at the time. And I worked with Gary
Belcher on that particular show, a Queensland Legend, and he
used to always give me a bit of stick about
it jaunts from New South Wales.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
No I'm not.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I'll go and cross my own head.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I think that my full.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Set of teeth gave it all the way by gleaming shoppers.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
As a walking part.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well, I mean New South Wales people are probably more
enthused now because New South Wales is one a few yep,
that big losing streak SAPs your strength.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, I find the bit of the Mongols coming back
into New South Wales or the cattle Dog, and even.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
If you feel that you don't care, it gives the
city a certain vibe. The morning after, everyone feels a
little lighter, a little energized.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
If your team has won. Do you agree?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
I do? I do. Who do you think is going
to win tonight?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I hope it's the Blues although on our radio show,
I throw darts at you. Yes, yes, the winner is
what we decided to do in case you're not aware,
and why wouldn't you be aware?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
It's incredible story.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
We decided to see whether experts no more than somebody
random and what the random is is me throwing darts
at you when your full protective bite gear holding up
balloons of the various teams, and so far I have
picked as many winners as the experts have, which just
goes to show if you're going to put your money

(16:10):
on this, why would you bother when me throwing darts
is getting the same result. Sadly, when I threw the dart,
and it's the universe speaking through me, it's not my choice.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
It punctured the Marone balloon and other things. Hey, let's
do it. I'm going to throw a dart.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
That one got you in the face and that's exactly
where I was aiming. Oh noron Okay, Sorry everyone, I
mean not everyone.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Sorry if you're from New South Wales?

Speaker 5 (16:38):
What about mere getting the darts right?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
At me, you like it, and you were a cricket
box chicken.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
I've already had a vasec I don't need one.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I don't think I'm that good that I can hit
a vast deference.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
He's playing for Queensland, although they might cut.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Him warm on the cutting room floor. To day, what
about this breaking news? A family fights an eighty four
year old woman leader at the end, you let me finishes.
Not just people go out fighting eighty four year old woman.

(17:21):
A family fights an eighty four year old woman's will,
leaving one million dollars to companions not a cat.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Hey, let me guess a sewing machine, a televangelist.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I'll give up a male escort.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Oh, I know one that she'd used, presumably.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well yeah, yeah, for companionship and sexual services.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Is that what has been said?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, this has come up, this much younger professional companion
and male escort.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
How old was he was? It doesn't say it doesn't
say how old he was. But she left the bulk.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Of her entire one million dollar estate to the alleged
glow one million.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Dollar of state. It's not that much, really, I listened
to you plumbolts change these days.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Well, are you joking by these days. But you know
what's interesting. It's not like.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
A ten million dollar a state. It's a one million
dollar a dad.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
But if there's a million dollars and there's three kids
and they're going, hang on a minute, interesting idea, isn't it.
Because a lot of men do this, yes, and do
people question it? Then I leave it to my O.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I'd imagine you would. So what's happened. They've been given
the relatives, and the two relatives here are a niece
and a nephew, so not children, no direct people. So
I'm I'm thinking here that perhaps this niece and nephew
didn't go and see their grandma.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
And she's saying, you know what, this person has been
consistent in my life.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Actually, isn't their grandma. It's not even the grandma.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
She's an AUNTI great aunt, not just an auntie.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
She was an auntie. So she they've been given that.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
They must have thought she's got no direct descendants. It's
coming to what's.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Coming our way?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
She finalized her last will in August of twenty twenty one.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Three months later she died.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Are happy with the smile on the face.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
And most of her estate has been left to this
young man, Simon Gast.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
How long she's been with him.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
She doesn't go on to say how long they spent together,
but he was one of many escorts that she used
for companionship.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
We should not be shaming her Brandon.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Following her husband's death deceased. This is what it says.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
He apparently enjoyed retaining and paying for the services of
various male escorts for the purpose of companionship and sexual services.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I read a story in Vanity Fair years ago. It
was fascinating and this I think it was written by
Princess Diana's brother, Charles Charles Charles Charles Allthop or whatever
the hell of all Fop.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
But he was saying, this.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Is William saying, I wish I had that hair.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
But he's saying that.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
This is what's happening to many of the grand estates
in England is that the old dad's are remarrying, which
his father did married Barbara Carlan's daughter. But the old
coots remarry and then they even if they don't go
and to have children with those women, that woman's children
from previous relationships are there trying to get a cut

(20:23):
of the inheritance, and therefore these beautiful old estates get sold,
get broken up, whatever, they don't stay in the family line.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Because everyone has a right to this.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Inheritance now be easier for everyone if you just spend
it on companionship and favors.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah well, but also, inheritance isn't really a riot.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's not a right. It's seen as that, and it's
not that.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's who If you were to leave it to your hamster,
if you're of sound mind, your family hasn't been there
for you and your hamster has bad.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Luck, I'd be a bit ticked off.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Of course you want to.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's human nature to be ticked off, but you don't
have a legal right to it.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, well, human nature. They missed out on many whells.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
But I remember there was a story in a well
heeled suburb of Sydney and the lady, the elderly lady,
passed away and left her whole house, this massive house,
to her next door neighbor, who was quite wealthy as.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Well, but it had been kind to her, but her daughter.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
The lady that passed away's daughter was aggrieved because she
hadn't got anything in the.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Will been part of her life.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
No, the judge said, you haven't spoken to your mother
for thirty years.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Oh really thirty years. You just can't assume you're on
a sweep in and take it.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
For all intents and purposes.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
This lady with the big Ritchie mansion was a nice lady,
and the lady next door just would check in on her,
and she was sort of like, oh, well, you know, great,
I've got like another alcove to my ginormous mansion already.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, it's not about money going to the deserving. It's
going to people who've done the right thing by you and.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
You're not entitled to it. And that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
As our parents get older, we always think about and
I damn like talking about the will with my mum
because she constantly brings it up. It becomes a thing
once you get over eighty, and you can't rule from
the grave. Although I don't know how I feel if
she suddenly hooked up with a younger guy, like a
younger jigglow, Like what would I do?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
How do you feel about an older jigglow? Just the
concept of your dad not being around the word jigglow is.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Actually my dad passed away some years ago.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Do you know what they say? Which he is not
just up at the shops.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
But you know what they think too, is that in
terms of looking after your kids, if you can give
with a warm hand rather than waiting till you're dead,
sometimes it's best if someone's in your life and they're good,
you might get something when they're alive.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
So if I were a companionship now, if I get
a warm hand, or.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
You could be that warm hand for somebody else. You
could be the young jigglow, which you mean you're don't
have to aim for one hundred and fifty year old.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
No, they wouldn't be interested. Excuse me, I reckon, I'd
rock an old ladies world, do you think anyway?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
The thrust of.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
The plaintiff's claims is that the deceased was subjected to
influenced by mister Garston well side.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
To the story, Yeah, which drawdy you keep your check
book in?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Hey, hey, everybody, here's some more Chelsea and a man
who's curtain room for hey? Hey? Hey, getting ready, everybody,
here's some more Jelsey and a man's curtain room for hey, hey, hey, are.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
You ready on the cutting room floor?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
No, doubt you would have seen the footage of that
man getting stuck trying to drive down the Spanish steps
in Rome.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
An eighty year old man drove his car down the.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Spanish steps and saves time if you drive.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
It was at night, and they said he was following
the GPS and he's gone.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Boom, like he's in the Italian Job, but without any
gold bars in the back of Michael Kine or anyone
else in that movie. He's just lost. He's an old,
old man. They tested him for alcohol. It was negative
to that and he just said, I was following my.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
GPS, and I don't think people should mock him.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I looked at that and thought, that's an easy way
down the stairs. It's easier on your joints to drive
rather than walk.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Right. I looked at that and I said, is Amanda
over in Italy at the moment? Did I know she's
in Rome?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
As you mentioned that, this is something you would do.
I've seen you drive, and.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I'm a good driver.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
You are a great driver.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
There's been a couple of instances annoying when you've been
annoyingly when you've been in the car or in the
bike in front of my car. Remember that time where
you said follow me and you took a corner in
a cart parking station sharply. Well, you said follow me,
So I followed your line of direction. Yes, And I

(24:48):
ended up on top of a concrete on the medium
bollard kind of area with my concrete wheels teetering front of.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
The back Yeah, so you managed to I don't know
how you did it.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
I'm around myself and.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Your back wheel was off the ground. And then you
put the window because you weren't going anywhere because the
backwell was spinning in the air.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
And then you yield at me for some Yeah, because
you said follow me. Yeah, I didn't say follow me.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
You said follow me, And then you swung very tightly
around the court.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
On a matter bike with two wheels.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
You have four wheels, said follow me exactly when.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I said follow me.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I didn't say get your car up on two wheels
like me, but you did, and.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Then you yelled at me.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Remember that time I had to go and find a
brick to put under your wheel so we can get
you off the concrete divider.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Do you remember that time when I said, can you
There was a workman's truck in the car park at
work and I said, can you help me negotiate around this?
And I said to you, am I going to make this?
And you said yes. You claimed afterwards that I said,
am I going to hit this? Which I hadn't, and
you'd said yes. I said, am I going to make this?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
And you said yes?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
So I backed into him, and you're standing there watching
me back into.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
It, and then you yelled at me yes, because poor
Fidal tradesman, He's just innocently going about his business and on.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Me why I'm backing into him, and I'm saying he
told me to and he looked.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
At you like you and he and I said, mate,
I'm sorry you.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Had told you you had said anyway, what about that
other time? You weren't there at least for this one.
And I can almost laugh about it now, but I
was in tears at the time. I'd been asked to
launch a new magazine at the back of Fox Studios
and in Sydney, and to get there was a whole
little backstreets and little not back streets, back lane, yeah,
Fox Studios block, and there's a big public area out

(26:33):
the front, and then there's back blocks out the back.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
When I came to leave, I thought, i'll.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Get out early before all the people who are at
this event are leaving.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'll do my speech and then i'll leave.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well, I got into my car and I couldn't find
my way out, and so I saw a light and thought,
there's a road.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'm going there.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
It was the pedestrian mall between the cinema and the restaurants,
and as I found myself driving down it, I had
to ask people to get out the way who were
lining up to buy sushi and subway and subway. And
then the people who'd been in that event with me
were walking beside my car.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, so there's that lady that was just talking at
the leg ten and now she's driving down the pedestrian mall.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I was like, mister Magoo.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
And then I came to the end of the pedestrian well,
trying to look like this is exactly what I need
to be doing, and there was I had to do
like a million point turn, and I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Do it because you couldn't get past the baller No, And.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Finally I pressed the buzzer of an intercom and I
said I'm having a bit of trouble, and they said, yes,
we know. They'd watched the whole thing and through the
security cameras.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I was in tears.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I felt like abandoning my car, getting a cab home
and moving to Vietnam.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
But nonetheless, you found fame on on Fox's Wild as Drivers.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
It's not a bad thing, a bad thing, no.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
So at that time I saw you driving at the
top of the Harbor Bridge Road, at the very top.
I'm back tomorrow, I'm all John's and a man who's
cutting the room floor
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