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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:29):
The cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You know, I don't like the word woke. Woke You
say woke to anything because it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Stirs you up a bit. But you know everything's woke
these days.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
See that phrase is terrible woke. But I do have
an example of something that is crazily woke. A classic
nursery rhyme has become the latest victim of this madness.
They put a trigger warning on Hickory Dickory Dock at
a kid's theater.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hickory Dickory Dock, mouse run up the clock, the clock
struck one, the mouse rundown.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Hickory Dickory Dock apparently must go oh the hang on.
A cat chases a mouse. This, this nursery rhyme is
three hundred years old.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Is it that old? Yeah? I remember when.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It was first written.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It was first published in seventeen forty four. A puppet
show and a children's was based on a children's poem.
And now there's warning for parents who are bringing little
kids to the production because the scene has some tension
in it where a cat chases a mouse. Right, it's
being performed by the Garlic Theater. At least won't be
(01:29):
any vampires. There are of horrible fresh air hang.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
On the Garlic Theater for kids. Yes what it's called.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Garlic Theater for children in Islington, in North London. So
what they have said is that they want to give
parents a trigger warning that there will be some tension
because that cat would be chasing a mouse.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Because a lot of those nursery rhymes like three five
faux fum, I smell the blood of an English.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Everyone got chomped. Woman, a woman, a young girl goes
dancing in those red shoes and as a feet chopped off.
They were horrendous tales were terrifying that all the little
red shoes. She I can't remember how it went, but
she was dancing are on a rich shee's the only
way she could stop dance. It was a chop of
feet off.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What about Rumpel Still, that's how I remember it. Rumpel
stilled skin.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
He kept her captive and she had to spin her
hair into gold? Is that that one?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah? She no, yes, no, there is to spin the he'd.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Spin her hair into gold, or didn't she prick a
finger on.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Something, and then she got she met with a prick,
and then the whole kingdom went into sleep mode.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
See that's sleeping beauty. I don't know snow White fall asleep.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Did you say anything about snow White?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Then you know the new woke version of snow White,
because they don't have dwarves anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
They've got what they've got differently people, but snow White.
Someone has pointed this out.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Snow White actually dies, she eats the poisoned apple. She dies,
and the prince or the Prince Charming is actually a
guardian angel taking.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Her off to the Kingdom of heaven.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Is that how it ends?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
This is what people have surmised from the original Snut.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Because I think these days you're not allowed to They're
trying to get away from all the stories, the stories
about enabling young girls to be strong. You don't want
the young prince or prince the young princess. You have
to be saved by a man every time, particularly not
with a lear old pat.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I was because the other one is a theater production.
I was reading the other day Three Little Pigs.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
They've changed that one.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
They've put a warning on that as well, and now
the wolf. You know how three little pigs go.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Tell me how it goes.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So the three little pigs, little pigs.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, So the first pig's got his house built out
of straw, blows it away.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
He's been in the garlic theater.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Second second one the pig builds his house out of sticks.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wolf comes back. You know you're not here for the hunting,
are you. Boys? Blows that down those.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Two pigs and go and run into the third pis house,
which is made of bricks.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Goes Jim Marsden makes builds a house out of bricks,
halfs and puffs calm, blow it down, tries to climb
in through the chimney, and the pigs are a.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Hip to this.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
They light the fire, put a plot in it, and
they boil the wolf up into a me so.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Soon I don't think there's the wording, yep.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So now what they've done with that is they've taken
out the whole. The whole. Boy, we'll get into a hot.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Tub with the wolf and talk about their feelings.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, you know what happened now, the wolf transitioned into
a woman and appeared in a little red riding hood.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You're linking them all
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Hey hey, hey OK.