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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app On
the cutting room floor today, what do we find, missus Muntz.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's interesting that with things like OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I think, I think, if you want to go on it,
I support.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It for it began in a non sexual way from
what I gather, like if you wanted to have tennis
lessons from a professional. It was people who were giving
their content away for free on social media and thought,
you know what, why don't I have a selection of
platforms where people pay to get the best of me.
And now it's synonymous with sex. People will pay for
(01:02):
all kinds of weird and wonderful sexual things. And you
see stories every day of young girls saying, you know,
I cut my hair and send it to people. Obviously
shots of my knees and I send them around. But
have you ever heard of Mama birding?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Brendan Mama birding?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Have a listen Stay in the life of a girl
who makes fifty thousand dollars a week pre chewing food
for toothless men online. This morning I got an order
in from a regular named Greg who really misses eating
chips in guacamoley. For the past two years, he's only
been able to eat the guacamole, So I'm really grateful
I get to make a difference in his life now.
If you guys don't know what this practice is called,
it's called mama birding, and it has been a super
(01:38):
lucrative business for me during this tough to chew economy.
Each customer gets a bag of their food of choice,
as well as a personalized, handwritten note sealed with a
kiss from me. Of course, I also take food safety
extremely seriously, so I make sure to put each package
in an ice pack, as well as making sure to
add a refrigerate upon a rival sticker on each box.
Once I'm done with my daily shipments, I then like
(01:59):
to message my fans. Lately, the response has been so
overwhelming I've had to get two computers. I also love
to research in my spare time, because when you know
you can grow. After a full day of work, I'm
ready to take a nap and be grateful for all
the lives I've changed and the positive influence they've made.
What do you guys think of mama briding?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What I think of Mama birding. Have these people never
heard of a blender?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
If you want to taste chips in guacamole, blend them up,
blend them together.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
This pre chewing is a perversion.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And if you want to do that, great, but don't
pretend it's for your nutritional needs. And because you want
to taste what a chip and a guacamole tastes like,
blend it up. Yeah, would you do if you could
pay someone to do anything while you watched?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What would it be? You're ironing?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't know that's a good question. I don't think
I'm into thatt. I'm not a real kinky guy.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
How do people know what their kinks are?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
How does that get?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
This is what the internet has done.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
This is the thing, you know, like people who say
I feel like eating human flesh, People go, you can
eat mine?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They all connect or remember it?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Remember the cannibal of rotten Dam over there in jerneys
Hell of a nickname and then place is called rotten Dam.
I spelled that, but I think they said righted out. Anyway,
he put an ad in the paper for someone that
would be would like to be chopped up and eaten,
and he got six people that wanted to have it done.
(03:24):
He even went on a date with one of the
prospective meals. They went out and watched a movie together,
had a great time, and at the end the person
was going to be offering up himself as a meal
said you know what, I'm not really vibing on this,
and the caliber said, no worries, that's okay. And then
in the end the guy that they did, he did eat.
They enjoyed the meal. They ate his testicles together.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The person who'd given the testicles. Yes, this is the thing.
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't know have single women and single men that
can't get anyone.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
This is the thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You scratch the surface and go, I have a small perversion,
but I'm living with it, or I haven't even explored
what one might be.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I'm reading an article about.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
A woman who worked in a sex club and she
had a client who liked to have slugs put around
his area, and she'd say, and this one's this one,
this one's this one, and then she'd put one in
a special part of him and that would be the
end of the event. That that one was sammy and
he had to have a bow tie around. Hey, you
know where a slug's neck is? I don't know, Tyson,
(04:28):
How do you know that you'd like that unless as
a kid you had an experience in the garden with
a slug. Maybe that's where this stuff comes from. But
you For most people, that stuff is private. And now
you can see, Hey, they're into this like I am.
You can find an audience for anything. Have a listen
to this other one.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
There's more.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You sell your toenails.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, how much are people buying your toneoclipers for?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
My toenails are about start five hundred pounds? Can't buy
like a set of my toenails for last than month?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Five hundred?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Partly a tone oclip is so out of all the
things that you sell, which one is your most popular?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
For me?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Personally foot masks as they used foot masks.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, so I'll wear it for like an hour or something,
so like I'll have all day like in my oaks
or something.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You've got to wear the smelly shoes. And then how
much do you saw that for?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Usually about three inndred and fifty pounds. Yeah, toenails is
actually very popular one. Weirdly enough, the customers usually eat
the toenails.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Can you get that on uber e? The driver just
comes to takes your sock off.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's dinner and a tooth pickin one, you know, just
go and get a job, you know, the chewing one.
I saw the girls who work with us here and
they said I'd do that, I'd pre chew the food.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And I think, where do you draw the line?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Is there someone the next thing saying can you come
rounder my house and spit it into your mouth?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know, being a person of note, you're sitting on
a gold mine.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm not going to chew it there.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Today. Come back to Mile for more.
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app On
the cutting room floor today, what do we find, missus Muntz.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's interesting that with things like OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I think, I think, if you want to go on it,
I support.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It for it began in a non sexual way from
what I gather, like if you wanted to have tennis
lessons from a professional. It was people who were giving
their content away for free on social media and thought,
you know what, why don't I have a selection of
platforms where people pay to get the best of me.
And now it's synonymous with sex. People will pay for
(01:02):
all kinds of weird and wonderful sexual things. And you
see stories every day of young girls saying, you know,
I cut my hair and send it to people. Obviously
shots of my knees and I send them around. But
have you ever heard of Mama birding?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Brendan Mama birding?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Have a listen Stay in the life of a girl
who makes fifty thousand dollars a week pre chewing food
for toothless men online. This morning I got an order
in from a regular named Greg who really misses eating
chips in guacamoley. For the past two years, he's only
been able to eat the guacamole, So I'm really grateful
I get to make a difference in his life now.
If you guys don't know what this practice is called,
it's called mama birding, and it has been a super
(01:38):
lucrative business for me during this tough to chew economy.
Each customer gets a bag of their food of choice,
as well as a personalized, handwritten note sealed with a
kiss from me. Of course, I also take food safety
extremely seriously, so I make sure to put each package
in an ice pack, as well as making sure to
add a refrigerate upon a rival sticker on each box.
Once I'm done with my daily shipments, I then like
(01:59):
to message my fans. Lately, the response has been so
overwhelming I've had to get two computers. I also love
to research in my spare time, because when you know
you can grow. After a full day of work, I'm
ready to take a nap and be grateful for all
the lives I've changed and the positive influence they've made.
What do you guys think of mama briding?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What I think of Mama birding. Have these people never
heard of a blender?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
If you want to taste chips in guacamole, blend them up,
blend them together.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
This pre chewing is a perversion.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And if you want to do that, great, but don't
pretend it's for your nutritional needs. And because you want
to taste what a chip and a guacamole tastes like,
blend it up. Yeah, would you do if you could
pay someone to do anything while you watched?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What would it be? You're ironing?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't know that's a good question. I don't think
I'm into thatt. I'm not a real kinky guy.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
How do people know what their kinks are?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
How does that get?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
This is what the internet has done.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
This is the thing, you know, like people who say
I feel like eating human flesh, People go, you can
eat mine?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They all connect or remember it?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Remember the cannibal of rotten Dam over there in jerneys
Hell of a nickname and then place is called rotten Dam.
I spelled that, but I think they said righted out. Anyway,
he put an ad in the paper for someone that
would be would like to be chopped up and eaten,
and he got six people that wanted to have it done.
(03:24):
He even went on a date with one of the
prospective meals. They went out and watched a movie together,
had a great time, and at the end the person
was going to be offering up himself as a meal
said you know what, I'm not really vibing on this,
and the caliber said, no worries, that's okay. And then
in the end the guy that they did, he did eat.
They enjoyed the meal. They ate his testicles together.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The person who'd given the testicles. Yes, this is the thing.
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't know have single women and single men that
can't get anyone.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
This is the thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You scratch the surface and go, I have a small perversion,
but I'm living with it, or I haven't even explored
what one might be.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I'm reading an article about.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
A woman who worked in a sex club and she
had a client who liked to have slugs put around
his area, and she'd say, and this one's this one,
this one's this one, and then she'd put one in
a special part of him and that would be the
end of the event. That that one was sammy and
he had to have a bow tie around. Hey, you
know where a slug's neck is? I don't know, Tyson,
(04:28):
How do you know that you'd like that unless as
a kid you had an experience in the garden with
a slug. Maybe that's where this stuff comes from. But
you For most people, that stuff is private. And now
you can see, Hey, they're into this like I am.
You can find an audience for anything. Have a listen
to this other one.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
There's more.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You sell your toenails.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, how much are people buying your toneoclipers for?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
My toenails are about start five hundred pounds? Can't buy
like a set of my toenails for last than month?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Five hundred?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Partly a tone oclip is so out of all the
things that you sell, which one is your most popular?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
For me?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Personally foot masks as they used foot masks.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, so I'll wear it for like an hour or something,
so like I'll have all day like in my oaks
or something.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You've got to wear the smelly shoes. And then how
much do you saw that for?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Usually about three inndred and fifty pounds. Yeah, toenails is
actually very popular one. Weirdly enough, the customers usually eat
the toenails.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Can you get that on uber e? The driver just
comes to takes your sock off.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's dinner and a tooth pickin one, you know, just
go and get a job, you know, the chewing one.
I saw the girls who work with us here and
they said I'd do that, I'd pre chew the food.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And I think, where do you draw the line?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Is there someone the next thing saying can you come
rounder my house and spit it into your mouth?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know, being a person of note, you're sitting on
a gold mine.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm not going to chew it there.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Today. Come back to Mile for more.
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