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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
App everybody man is cutting.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Everybody Sto's gotten real flood.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's the tiny real food.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Giant on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Today.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I saw a news clip from uh well, from a
news program overseas, right. I think it was irish some
sheep had been stolen, But I will let the news
broadcaster to tell you the story. Iike is convinced over
forty five sheep have been stolen.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
What's all that'd be a full moon light and should
have been bright out And look anyone up in the
mountains of light show well there was fusty five sheepness
and in the lambs and it wasn't the sheep. That's
count out in nice like right can be done a
vote in Lawton some.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Sorts, you know, like he's next door neighbor says some
of his sheep have also been stolen. I'm back, come back,
come back, a missing about ten ten years.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's not all that difficult.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I got to use have a good dog, have a
good dagon, go at night some moonfine night, just for
the dog around him, for the man trailer walk them
and then probably somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To pick him up. I don't speak Irish.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do you know what language they're speaking.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's Irish, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's English?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
They're speaking in English. Yes, I was making speaking English.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
When you first hear it. It sounds like they're speaking
some ancient dialect. It's English.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
But I got dog, I got you and that was
many stolen.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But apparently that has been voted the strongest accident in Ireland.
When people think of Australia, I think you pretty much
like I've never met anyone in my life who in
real life who speaks as australianly as you do. Say
say fair income, fair Ingham, you say.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Truth, truth, dead said yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You you actually say the words joker. If you saw
them in Drongo yep, I saw it in the Shi Lee,
or if you saw it in Puberty Blues, or if
you saw it in the Paul Hogan movie, you'd think
it was theatrical. You actually speak like that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
One time we were at a function and I was
there with Brian Brown and you were just in awe.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It was like it was just an Aussie slang off.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It did sound like a Sinus fest.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Say that about it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But do you think Brian bungs it on? I mean,
but Brian doesn't speak like that. Brian's quite nicely spoken.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
As am I as am I?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
As are you?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Just because you speak like Skippy from Clancy, I mean
not Skippy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That was the king.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I speak like a kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I meant to say Clancy from She.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Had a very faux English accent.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Television, We're Skippy Gone well.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Early Australian television everyone had an English accent like this.
And when I started on Beyond two thousand, I thought,
how do I speak? I don't know. I'll have to
speak like this. I think having worked with you has
boganized me. I've got twenty years about you into the
general paralons.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Have you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, language is pan.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I've got a few mates, and you'd be hard. You'd
be hard stressed to find out what they're actually saying.
What they're talking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
About Matt Clott smallmouth or does small mouth?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
One made of my braid Anesian.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
He the way he talks, I call him the Braidos
but he sometimes you'll be talking about it was like
standing next to a ban saw, Like what are you
actually saying?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
My friends to go up with a Scottish guy who
speaks normal English with a slight Scottish accent. When she
went with him to visit his family and he's talking
to his mum, yea, she couldn't understand a single word
anyone was saying, including him. He completely reverted that relationship.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
No idea.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Was it you saying that you saw mcgil maistra recently
at his food and wine show. Yes, And someone came
up to him and said, what she say.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You're so much easier to understand in person, And that's
the way they said it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And I looked at Miguel, and because I know him,
I understand every I'm always done. When people say they
can't understand him, I not. I understand he.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Speaks that Spaniola or a moment, but he also speaks.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
The English, speaks of the English, speak of the English.
Interesting with the Spanish. You have to thicken your tongue
when you speak to.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Though.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And we sort of laugh at migirl, which isn't fair.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't laugh at him.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, no, no, no, meaning there are certain words he
can't say, which amuses me enormously. There's certain words I
wouldn't be able to say in Spanish, But the Spanish
tongue isn't designed to say leopard, can't say was yeah,
And so I try and find as many sentences as possible.
You have to say wasp and leopard.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He always had trouble with fat sheet as well.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I think that was bunned on it. And also ossy beaches. Yeah,
some of them are more obvious than others. Wait till
we did a thing for hot or not on the
living room. It was c alm calm in a can
that didn't go away.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He's still dining in a cant.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Every buddy, it's time for Chelsey and the Man's punt room.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know, I don't like the word woke. Woke You
say woke to anything.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because it stirs you up a bit, But you know
everything's woke these days.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
See that phrase is terrible woke. But I do have
an example of something that is crazily woke. A classic
nursery rhyme has become the latest victim of this madness.
They put a trigger warning on Hickory Dickory dock at
a kid's Hickory Dickory.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Dock mouse run up the clock struck one the mouse
rundown Hickory Dickory.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Dock apparently must go oh the hang on A cat
chases a mouse. This nursery rhyme is three hundred.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Years old, isn't that old?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah? I remember when it was first written. Wow, it
was first published in seventeen forty four. A puppet show
and a children's was based on a children's poem. And
now there's warning for parents who are bringing little kids
to the production because the scene has some tension in
it where a cat chases a mouse. Right it's being
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performed by the Garlic Theatre. At least won't be any
vampires there. The death of horrible fresh air.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hang On the Garlic Theater for Kids is that what
it's called.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Garlic Theater for Children in Islington in North London. So
what they have said is that they want to give
parents a trigger warning that there will be some tension
because that cat will be chasing a mouse.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Because a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Of those nursery rhymes like three five faux fum, I
smell the blood of an.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
English Everyone got chomped woman a woman, A young girl
goes dancing in those red shoes and has feet chopped off.
They were horrendously. Tails were terrifying. Was that all the
little red shoes? She I can't remember how it went,
but she was dancing around a red shoes. The only
way she could stop dancing was a chop of feet off.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What about Rumpel?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Still, that's how I remember it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Rumpel stilled skin.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He kept her captive, and she had to spin her
hair into gold. Is that that one?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
She no, yes, now that he's to spin the he'd.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Spin her hair into gold? Or didn't She prick a
finger on.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Something and then she got She met with a prick
and then the whole kingdom went into sleep mode.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
See that's sleeping beauty. I don't know snow White fall asleep.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Did you say anything about snow White? Then you know
the new woke version of snow White. Because they don't
have dwarves anymore. What they've got diferently abled people, but
snow White. Someone has pointed this out. Snow White actually dies,
she eats the poison apple. She dies, and the prince
or the Prince Charming, is actually a guardian angel taking
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her off to the Kingdom of heaven.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is that how it ends?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is what people have surmised from the original Snow.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Because I think these days you're not allowed to. They're
trying to get away from all the stories, the stories
about enabling young girls to be strong. You don't want
the young prince or prince the young princess. You have
to be saved by a man every time, particularly not
with a lear old pat.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I was because the other one is a theater production.
I was reading the other day. Three Little Pigs.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
They've changed that one.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
They've put a warning on that as well. And now
the wolf. You know how three little pigs goes?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Tell me how it goes.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So three little pigs are little pigs.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, So the first pig's got his house built out
of straw, blows it away.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's been in the garlic theater.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Second second one, the pig builds his house out of sticks. Ye.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wolf comes back. You know you're not here for the hunting,
are you. Boys? Blows that down those.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Two pigs and go and run into the third pigs house,
which is made of bricks.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Goes Jim Marsden makes builds a house out of bricks,
halfs and puffs can't blow it down, tries to climb
in through the chimney, and the pigs are a.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Hip to this.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
They light the fire, put a plot in it, and
they boil the wolf up into a me so.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Soon, I don't think there's the wording yep.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So now what they've done with that is they've taken
out the whole.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
The whole boy get into a hot tub with the
wolf and talk about their feelings.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, you know what happened now the wolf transitioned into
a woman and appeared in a little red riding hood.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You're linking them.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's chills and the man that's cutting floor.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's cholsey.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And the man that's cutting me floor care it's cholsy
and the man that's cutting me floor.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
On the cutting room floor today, what do we find
missus Muntz.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's interesting that with things like OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I think, I think, if you want to go on it,
I support.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It for it began in a non sexual way from
what I gather, like if you wanted to have tennis
lessons from a professional, it was people who were giving
their content away for free on social media and thought,
you know what, why don't I have a selection of
platforms where people pay to get the best of me?
And now it's synonymous with sex. People will pay for
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all kinds of weird and wonderful sexual things. And you
see stories every day of young girls saying, you know,
I cut my hair and send it to people obviously
shot shots of my knees and I send them around.
But have you ever heard of mamma birding?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Brendan Mama birding?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Have a listen be in the life of a girl
who makes fifty thousand dollars a week pre chewing food
for toothless men online. This morning I got an order
in from a regular named Greg, who really misses eating
chips in guacamole. For the past two years, he's only
been able to eat the guacamole, so I'm really grateful
I get to make a difference in his life.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Now.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
If you guys don't know what this practice is called,
it's called mama birding and it has been a super
lucrative business for me during this tough to chew economy.
Each customer gets a bag of their food of choice,
as well as a personalized handwritten note sealed with a
kiss from me. Of course, I also take food safety
extremely seriously, so I make sure to put each package
in an ice pack as well as making sure to
add a refrigerate upon a rival sticker.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
On each box.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Once I'm done with my daily shipments, I then like
to message my fans. Lately, the response has been so
overwhelming I've had to get two computers. I also love
to research in my spare time, because when you know
you can grow. After a full day of work, I'm
ready to take a nap and be grateful for all
the lives I've changed and the positive influence I've made.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What do you guys think of mama birding?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I think mama birding? Have these people never heard of
a blend? If you want to taste chips and guacamole,
blend them up, blend them together. This pre chewing is
a perversion and if you want to do that, great,
but don't pretend it's for your nutritional needs. And because
you want to taste what a chip and a guacamole
tastes like, blend it up. Yeah, would you do if
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you could pay someone to do anything while you watched
what would it be? You're ironing?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I don't know that's a good question. I don't think
I'm Internet. I'm not a real kinky guy.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
How do people know what their kinks are?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
How does that get?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
This is what the internet has done. This is the thing,
you know, like people who say I feel like eating
human flesh, people go, you can eat mine. They all
connect or.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Remember the cannibal of rotten Dam over there in Germney
tell of a nickname and the place is called rotten Dam.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I spelled that, but I think they said wrote it down. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
He put an ad in the in the paper for
someone that would be would like to be chopped up
and eat, and he got six people that wanted to
have it done. He even went on a date with
one of the prospective meals. They went out and watched
a movie together, had a great time, and at the
end the person was going to be offering up himself
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as a meal said you know what, I'm not really
vibing on this, and the caliber said, no worries, that's okay.
And then in the end the guy that they did,
he did eat. They enjoyed the meal. They ate his
testicles together.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The person who'd given the testicle. Yes, this is the thing.
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I have single women and single men that can't.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Get anyone know. This is the thing isn't it. You
scratch the surface and go I have a small perversion,
but I'm living with it, or I haven't even explored
what one might be. I'm reading an article about a
woman who worked in a sex club and she had
a client who liked to have slugs put around his area.
And she'd say, and this one's this one, this one's
this one, and then she'd put one in a special
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part of him and that would be the end of
the event that that one was semi and he had
to have a bow ty around. Hey, you know where
a slug's neck is. I don't know. How do you
know that you'd like that unless as a kid you
had an experience in the garden with a slug. Maybe
that's where this stuff comes from. But you for most people,
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that stuff is private. And now you can see, Hey,
they're into this like I am. You can find an
audience or anything. Have a listened to this other one?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
There's more.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You sell your toenails.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Yeah, how much are people buying your tone oclipers for?
So my toenails are about start five hundred pounds. You
can't buy like a set of my toenails for less
than mask five hundred partly a tone oclip is so
out of all the things that you sell, which one
is your most popular? For me personally, it's like foot
masks as a used foot masks. Yeah, so I'll wear
it for like an hour or something, so like I'll
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have all day like in my oaks or something. You
gotta wear those smelly shoes. And then how much do
you I said that for usually about three engine fifty pounds.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Toenails is actually very popular one wedding enough, am I?
The customers usually eat the toenails.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Can you get that on uber?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
It?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
The driver just comes to takes your sock off.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It's dinner and a truth pickin one, you know, just
go and get a job, you know, the chewing one.
I saw into the girls who worked with us here
and they said I'd do that.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I'd pre chew the food.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
And I think, where do you draw the line? Is
there someone the next thing saying can you come under
my house and spit it into your mouth?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You know what, you know, that's being a person of note.
You're sitting on a gold mine.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I'm not going to chew it there.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah it sounds room for yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
On the cutting room, floor. Here's a story about a
married couple.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Tell me it's not the Brady's, is it not?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
The braidis just apropile of the Braidies. Did you know
there was a TV show in the nineties called The
Brady Brides.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I watched it at the time.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It popped up on my YouTube feed.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Well the time that because The Brady Bunch itself didn't
run for that long, because we've seen the reruns, we
think it went for years. But they did all these
offshoots musical Brady's. Yep, Brady Brides were they all married
brothers or something.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And they had to move all in together, not Mike
and Carroll, the kids, Marsha and Jan.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Had to move in with their respective goofy husbands.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But I think Jan, the actual Jan was that if
Plum didn't like to take part in those musical specials,
so suddenly it was a filling fake Jan Light Jan.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Light Away from that, this is about a couple that
were caught cheating.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
A married couple.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's sad, But what about this?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
What about this?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They found out they were cheating with each other?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Well, how did they not know that?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well, in two thousand and seven, there's a Bosnian couple.
They began chatting with someone online under aliases right as
they grew closer to their mystery partners.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So she was in one room on her computer, but
she's in another. I'm just in here doing work and
then chatting to meld it exactly that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
And then next minute you've got the Rupert Holmes situation.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Let's just go through this. The kids might not be
aware of this.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Rubert Holmes, who looked like a geography teacher but doubled
as a pop star.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Everyone knows this.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Song called the Pina Colada song Escape right, we've been together,
like a worn out recording.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Of the favorite song. Yep, I speak Pina Colada.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
And while she lay there sleepy, I got on a bong.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
He got the paper in bed.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That's how old those stories are.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
They still have personal columns.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Here we go here, here's the note. If you like
terrible drink too creamy, not particularly who does?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
If I'm not, If.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'm about a fool one, thanks see you don't wake
me up.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No one likes it. In the sound Come with me,
an escape said, She responds, He responds, and blah blah
blaites each other and smoking in a story from Bosnia.
How did they find out who the other person was?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I was into the rupert homes vibe.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Well they met up, they vented each other about there.
It's pretty much what happened here, Me and my old
leader come on falling into the same old doubting them.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Eighteen years later, he.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Complained about kids on e bikes, so he wrote say.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
In return, he wasn't much. He just said yes please.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And this is basically what happened.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They were both complaining about their partners about bosn Just buzz,
you're not rupert?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, here we.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So tomorrow noon, Well she's not reading the.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Paper that day.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And then.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So noon go to a bar at noon, we half
priced drinks.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Having off in the dunes at lunchtime.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
The dunes of the cave.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
My wife thought it was the dooms of a cave,
you know, making love in the dooms.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Of a cave, so better than on the sand.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
And would you write pub test?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And she walked, here we go, and then he goes,
hang on a minute, face.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you think They had a chat afterwards, going why
are you trying to cheat?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
And she said, God's say now, and then broke And
then the divorce papers came through.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Come stop playing it and tell me the story of
what happened in Bosnia.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
We know the song so that it's pretty much that song.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, they decided to meet up in person.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yep, and then they were oh, hang on a minute.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
And are they now the divorced? Now are the divorce?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I go?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Here we go?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But what did you preread?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Ironically, instead of bringing them closer, the discovery led to
divorce because they both accused each other of cheating.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Of course, I don't know how the song survived that,
how the couple in the song survived.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
If anything?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Though the pub test, where would you rather make love
the dooms of a cave or the dunes of the cave?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Why if she's a doom of a cave?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
For the doom it's dark, it's dank.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
That's a tomb.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
If you have enough with Dracula, where's she goes? Steve?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
And a bloody Mary?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Hey, happy buddy?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Here is some more of Johnesynn. And then this curtain
moom floor.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Hey, hey, hey buddy, here is some more with.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Johnesyn A man is curtin room floor on the cuttin
room floor today.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
You know it's interesting a lot of people getting scammed
these days, love scams and from the outside, you though,
why would you believe that? Like that woman who said
that bond divert vet Chris Brown, Yes, was flirting with
her online and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
We're in love with her and he needed some money.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's always funny, isn't It's never just pure love. Someone
needs money. There's a story I'm reading about today, this
British man and he's come out of this now. It's
like being in a cult. They've shown him that this
was fake, but he believed this for a very long time.
That Jennifer Aniston was in love with him. He is
a very plain looking forty three year old man and
she was blowing him kisses and holding up signs saying
(22:09):
I love you. Fake videos and she this, wouldn't you twig?
Jennifer Aniston one of the richest women in the world.
She's doing all right, has been asking him to pay
her Apple subscriptions.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Hang on a minute, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Jennifer Aniston works with Apple. She Morning was and she's
also coep. I think the TV show that she put
together is on Apple TV. There's an Apple TV. Why
would she why would all of that? Would she be
I better pay for the subscription.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I love you, Paul, would you mind paying this for me?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
How much?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's two hundred and seventy dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And did he pay this?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah? He did? But these are their AI images has
also been tech giants Elon Musker Mark Zuckerberg were in
touch with him. So you look at this and you think,
what kind of metal mental illness is going on here?
But this is the thing. AI scammers are using Jennifer
Anison's face and voice to have her speak directly to
him through the screen, which brings me to another case.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, it's funny you say that, though, I'll just say
a story years ago. I've had a few little stalkers.
But there was one particular one when I was working
up in Brisbane, a triple and with Shirley Straw, And
you remember Shirley Strong on Skyhawks. A woman that listened
to the radio thought that shel was talking directly to her.
Everything that he said on air was talking directly to her.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And then it was a one sided thing.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
So she talked back at him through the radio, not
actually talking to him.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Then it got to a point where it was built up.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
In her mind that he was now ignoring her, so
she came into the foyer and went berserk and started
smashing up the place while I was there.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
It was the weirdest thing. Yeah, it was the weirdest thing.
She believed that sherl was talking to her just through
the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well imagine though, if she was getting videos exactly so
shel talking to her instill saying her name, saying I love.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
You, And that's that's what the algorithm's doing. This is
the world, but we're living here. People just thought the
radio that's you. I'd like to think we're quite personable
with people.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
But we're not direct.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Has your Apple subscription done?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I need some money? Can you give me two hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Have you heard of a comedian called Matt Rife. I
really like him. American guy, handsome ass, he's in his
early twenties, incredible physike. There's photos around of him with
his shirt off. I looked to them occasional, Very very.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Good to do with, how funny.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
He looks a bit like he's got a little baby face,
but his comedy is kind of really sharp. I really
like him. I saw a story on a TV show.
I think the show is called Scammers I'm not sure,
but they're scam busters. The family calls you in if
you're on for this show. They're calling the experts and say,
can you convince my loved one that this isn't real?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The story of this woman their mother. She's seventy three
years old, and she's been convinced through fake through AI fakes,
that Matt Rife is in love with her. She's seventy three.
He is in his early twenties and looks like an
adonnas And she would say the minute he goes off stage,
he's texting her. Sometimes he texts her when he's on
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et cetera. He bought her a ring and this footage
of him Matt handing over this ring to her in person,
just on screen, saying I love you here you are
And funnily enough, yes, he also asked her for money.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Wow, And this is on this shot.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
So is this the first time in your life you've
ever been in love?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I think so?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yes, My love, my heart, my forever, Happy Valentine's Day,
my beautiful wife.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This woman thinks she's getting married to the comedian of
mat right, how hold you ladies?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Seventy three Nancy is planning to marry this name after receiving.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
A ring in the mail, So he asked you to
marry him, yes, and tattooing his name MSR on my
ring finger, which is Matthew Stephen Rife.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Nancy is getting ready to come into two million dollars
after the cell of her home and divorce.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
They're gonna get some good money for this house.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Yeah, and then I sent him cash and our team
convinced her before she sends any more money.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
After the divorce and the cull of the house, and
he's real, I'll help you pack or what if the
truth is and what you want?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
So her family, no doubt don't want mum spending all
the money on matt right on a scam.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh my goodness, how does it wrap up?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So she's already given him a hundred thousand dollars, but
her house is being sold for two million, and she's
convinced she's engaged to him. And if you're a little
bit unhinged and you lonely, whatever it is, as you say, Brendan,
most of us would go, that can't be real. But
if your if their face and their voice is talking
to you, that's a different level of scam.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
These are different times that we're living in.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm still in with a chance with Barry Manilone. All
he has to do is ask me for money, and
I'm there sadly.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's not a scam.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Okay, kids, stop it for today, come back tomorrow for
Laura Jonesy and the man is like
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Rout four really one one
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
App everybody man is cutting.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Everybody Sto's gotten real flood.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's the tiny real food.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Giant on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Today.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I saw a news clip from uh well, from a
news program overseas, right. I think it was irish some
sheep had been stolen, But I will let the news
broadcaster to tell you the story. Iike is convinced over
forty five sheep have been stolen.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
What's all that'd be a full moon light and should
have been bright out And look anyone up in the
mountains of light show well there was fusty five sheepness
and in the lambs and it wasn't the sheep. That's
count out in nice like right can be done a
vote in Lawton some.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Sorts, you know, like he's next door neighbor says some
of his sheep have also been stolen. I'm back, come back,
come back, a missing about ten ten years.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's not all that difficult.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I got to use have a good dog, have a
good dagon, go at night some moonfine night, just for
the dog around him, for the man trailer walk them
and then probably somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To pick him up. I don't speak Irish.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do you know what language they're speaking.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's Irish, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's English?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
They're speaking in English. Yes, I was making speaking English.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
When you first hear it. It sounds like they're speaking
some ancient dialect. It's English.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
But I got dog, I got you and that was
many stolen.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But apparently that has been voted the strongest accident in Ireland.
When people think of Australia, I think you pretty much
like I've never met anyone in my life who in
real life who speaks as australianly as you do. Say
say fair income, fair Ingham, you say.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Truth, truth, dead said yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You you actually say the words joker. If you saw
them in Drongo yep, I saw it in the Shi Lee,
or if you saw it in Puberty Blues, or if
you saw it in the Paul Hogan movie, you'd think
it was theatrical. You actually speak like that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
One time we were at a function and I was
there with Brian Brown and you were just in awe.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It was like it was just an Aussie slang off.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It did sound like a Sinus fest.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Say that about it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But do you think Brian bungs it on? I mean,
but Brian doesn't speak like that. Brian's quite nicely spoken.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
As am I as am I?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
As are you?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Just because you speak like Skippy from Clancy, I mean
not Skippy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That was the king.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I speak like a kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I meant to say Clancy from She.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Had a very faux English accent.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Television, We're Skippy Gone well.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Early Australian television everyone had an English accent like this.
And when I started on Beyond two thousand, I thought,
how do I speak? I don't know. I'll have to
speak like this. I think having worked with you has
boganized me. I've got twenty years about you into the
general paralons.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Have you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, language is pan.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I've got a few mates, and you'd be hard. You'd
be hard stressed to find out what they're actually saying.
What they're talking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
About Matt Clott smallmouth or does small mouth?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
One made of my braid Anesian.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
He the way he talks, I call him the Braidos
but he sometimes you'll be talking about it was like
standing next to a ban saw, Like what are you
actually saying?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
My friends to go up with a Scottish guy who
speaks normal English with a slight Scottish accent. When she
went with him to visit his family and he's talking
to his mum, yea, she couldn't understand a single word
anyone was saying, including him. He completely reverted that relationship.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
No idea.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Was it you saying that you saw mcgil maistra recently
at his food and wine show. Yes, And someone came
up to him and said, what she say.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You're so much easier to understand in person, And that's
the way they said it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And I looked at Miguel, and because I know him,
I understand every I'm always done. When people say they
can't understand him, I not. I understand he.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Speaks that Spaniola or a moment, but he also speaks.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
The English, speaks of the English, speak of the English.
Interesting with the Spanish. You have to thicken your tongue
when you speak to.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Though.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And we sort of laugh at migirl, which isn't fair.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't laugh at him.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, no, no, no, meaning there are certain words he
can't say, which amuses me enormously. There's certain words I
wouldn't be able to say in Spanish, But the Spanish
tongue isn't designed to say leopard, can't say was yeah,
And so I try and find as many sentences as possible.
You have to say wasp and leopard.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He always had trouble with fat sheet as well.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I think that was bunned on it. And also ossy beaches. Yeah,
some of them are more obvious than others. Wait till
we did a thing for hot or not on the
living room. It was c alm calm in a can
that didn't go away.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He's still dining in a cant.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Every buddy, it's time for Chelsey and the Man's punt room.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know, I don't like the word woke. Woke You
say woke to anything.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because it stirs you up a bit, But you know
everything's woke these days.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
See that phrase is terrible woke. But I do have
an example of something that is crazily woke. A classic
nursery rhyme has become the latest victim of this madness.
They put a trigger warning on Hickory Dickory dock at
a kid's Hickory Dickory.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Dock mouse run up the clock struck one the mouse
rundown Hickory Dickory.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Dock apparently must go oh the hang on A cat
chases a mouse. This nursery rhyme is three hundred.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Years old, isn't that old?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah? I remember when it was first written. Wow, it
was first published in seventeen forty four. A puppet show
and a children's was based on a children's poem. And
now there's warning for parents who are bringing little kids
to the production because the scene has some tension in
it where a cat chases a mouse. Right it's being
(06:43):
performed by the Garlic Theatre. At least won't be any
vampires there. The death of horrible fresh air.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hang On the Garlic Theater for Kids is that what
it's called.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Garlic Theater for Children in Islington in North London. So
what they have said is that they want to give
parents a trigger warning that there will be some tension
because that cat will be chasing a mouse.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Because a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Of those nursery rhymes like three five faux fum, I
smell the blood of an.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
English Everyone got chomped woman a woman, A young girl
goes dancing in those red shoes and has feet chopped off.
They were horrendously. Tails were terrifying. Was that all the
little red shoes? She I can't remember how it went,
but she was dancing around a red shoes. The only
way she could stop dancing was a chop of feet off.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What about Rumpel?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Still, that's how I remember it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Rumpel stilled skin.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He kept her captive, and she had to spin her
hair into gold. Is that that one?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
She no, yes, now that he's to spin the he'd.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Spin her hair into gold? Or didn't She prick a
finger on.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Something and then she got She met with a prick
and then the whole kingdom went into sleep mode.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
See that's sleeping beauty. I don't know snow White fall asleep.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Did you say anything about snow White? Then you know
the new woke version of snow White. Because they don't
have dwarves anymore. What they've got diferently abled people, but
snow White. Someone has pointed this out. Snow White actually dies,
she eats the poison apple. She dies, and the prince
or the Prince Charming, is actually a guardian angel taking
(08:22):
her off to the Kingdom of heaven.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is that how it ends?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is what people have surmised from the original Snow.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Because I think these days you're not allowed to. They're
trying to get away from all the stories, the stories
about enabling young girls to be strong. You don't want
the young prince or prince the young princess. You have
to be saved by a man every time, particularly not
with a lear old pat.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I was because the other one is a theater production.
I was reading the other day. Three Little Pigs.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
They've changed that one.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
They've put a warning on that as well. And now
the wolf. You know how three little pigs goes?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Tell me how it goes.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So three little pigs are little pigs.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, So the first pig's got his house built out
of straw, blows it away.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's been in the garlic theater.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Second second one, the pig builds his house out of sticks. Ye.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wolf comes back. You know you're not here for the hunting,
are you. Boys? Blows that down those.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Two pigs and go and run into the third pigs house,
which is made of bricks.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Goes Jim Marsden makes builds a house out of bricks,
halfs and puffs can't blow it down, tries to climb
in through the chimney, and the pigs are a.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Hip to this.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
They light the fire, put a plot in it, and
they boil the wolf up into a me so.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Soon, I don't think there's the wording yep.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So now what they've done with that is they've taken
out the whole.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
The whole boy get into a hot tub with the
wolf and talk about their feelings.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, you know what happened now the wolf transitioned into
a woman and appeared in a little red riding hood.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You're linking them.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's chills and the man that's cutting floor.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's cholsey.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And the man that's cutting me floor care it's cholsy
and the man that's cutting me floor.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
On the cutting room floor today, what do we find
missus Muntz.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's interesting that with things like OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I think, I think, if you want to go on it,
I support.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It for it began in a non sexual way from
what I gather, like if you wanted to have tennis
lessons from a professional, it was people who were giving
their content away for free on social media and thought,
you know what, why don't I have a selection of
platforms where people pay to get the best of me?
And now it's synonymous with sex. People will pay for
(10:50):
all kinds of weird and wonderful sexual things. And you
see stories every day of young girls saying, you know,
I cut my hair and send it to people obviously
shot shots of my knees and I send them around.
But have you ever heard of mamma birding?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Brendan Mama birding?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Have a listen be in the life of a girl
who makes fifty thousand dollars a week pre chewing food
for toothless men online. This morning I got an order
in from a regular named Greg, who really misses eating
chips in guacamole. For the past two years, he's only
been able to eat the guacamole, so I'm really grateful
I get to make a difference in his life.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Now.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
If you guys don't know what this practice is called,
it's called mama birding and it has been a super
lucrative business for me during this tough to chew economy.
Each customer gets a bag of their food of choice,
as well as a personalized handwritten note sealed with a
kiss from me. Of course, I also take food safety
extremely seriously, so I make sure to put each package
in an ice pack as well as making sure to
add a refrigerate upon a rival sticker.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
On each box.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Once I'm done with my daily shipments, I then like
to message my fans. Lately, the response has been so
overwhelming I've had to get two computers. I also love
to research in my spare time, because when you know
you can grow. After a full day of work, I'm
ready to take a nap and be grateful for all
the lives I've changed and the positive influence I've made.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What do you guys think of mama birding?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I think mama birding? Have these people never heard of
a blend? If you want to taste chips and guacamole,
blend them up, blend them together. This pre chewing is
a perversion and if you want to do that, great,
but don't pretend it's for your nutritional needs. And because
you want to taste what a chip and a guacamole
tastes like, blend it up. Yeah, would you do if
(12:27):
you could pay someone to do anything while you watched
what would it be? You're ironing?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I don't know that's a good question. I don't think
I'm Internet. I'm not a real kinky guy.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
How do people know what their kinks are?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
How does that get?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
This is what the internet has done. This is the thing,
you know, like people who say I feel like eating
human flesh, people go, you can eat mine. They all
connect or.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Remember the cannibal of rotten Dam over there in Germney
tell of a nickname and the place is called rotten Dam.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I spelled that, but I think they said wrote it down. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
He put an ad in the in the paper for
someone that would be would like to be chopped up
and eat, and he got six people that wanted to
have it done. He even went on a date with
one of the prospective meals. They went out and watched
a movie together, had a great time, and at the
end the person was going to be offering up himself
(13:23):
as a meal said you know what, I'm not really
vibing on this, and the caliber said, no worries, that's okay.
And then in the end the guy that they did,
he did eat. They enjoyed the meal. They ate his
testicles together.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The person who'd given the testicle. Yes, this is the thing.
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I have single women and single men that can't.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Get anyone know. This is the thing isn't it. You
scratch the surface and go I have a small perversion,
but I'm living with it, or I haven't even explored
what one might be. I'm reading an article about a
woman who worked in a sex club and she had
a client who liked to have slugs put around his area.
And she'd say, and this one's this one, this one's
this one, and then she'd put one in a special
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part of him and that would be the end of
the event that that one was semi and he had
to have a bow ty around. Hey, you know where
a slug's neck is. I don't know. How do you
know that you'd like that unless as a kid you
had an experience in the garden with a slug. Maybe
that's where this stuff comes from. But you for most people,
(14:28):
that stuff is private. And now you can see, Hey,
they're into this like I am. You can find an
audience or anything. Have a listened to this other one?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
There's more.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You sell your toenails.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Yeah, how much are people buying your tone oclipers for?
So my toenails are about start five hundred pounds. You
can't buy like a set of my toenails for less
than mask five hundred partly a tone oclip is so
out of all the things that you sell, which one
is your most popular? For me personally, it's like foot
masks as a used foot masks. Yeah, so I'll wear
it for like an hour or something, so like I'll
(15:03):
have all day like in my oaks or something. You
gotta wear those smelly shoes. And then how much do
you I said that for usually about three engine fifty pounds.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Toenails is actually very popular one wedding enough, am I?
The customers usually eat the toenails.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Can you get that on uber?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
It?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
The driver just comes to takes your sock off.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It's dinner and a truth pickin one, you know, just
go and get a job, you know, the chewing one.
I saw into the girls who worked with us here
and they said I'd do that.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I'd pre chew the food.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
And I think, where do you draw the line? Is
there someone the next thing saying can you come under
my house and spit it into your mouth?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You know what, you know, that's being a person of note.
You're sitting on a gold mine.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I'm not going to chew it there.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah it sounds room for yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
On the cutting room, floor. Here's a story about a
married couple.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Tell me it's not the Brady's, is it not?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
The braidis just apropile of the Braidies. Did you know
there was a TV show in the nineties called The
Brady Brides.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I watched it at the time.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It popped up on my YouTube feed.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Well the time that because The Brady Bunch itself didn't
run for that long, because we've seen the reruns, we
think it went for years. But they did all these
offshoots musical Brady's. Yep, Brady Brides were they all married
brothers or something.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And they had to move all in together, not Mike
and Carroll, the kids, Marsha and Jan.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Had to move in with their respective goofy husbands.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But I think Jan, the actual Jan was that if
Plum didn't like to take part in those musical specials,
so suddenly it was a filling fake Jan Light Jan.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Light Away from that, this is about a couple that
were caught cheating.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
A married couple.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's sad, But what about this?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
What about this?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They found out they were cheating with each other?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Well, how did they not know that?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well, in two thousand and seven, there's a Bosnian couple.
They began chatting with someone online under aliases right as
they grew closer to their mystery partners.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So she was in one room on her computer, but
she's in another. I'm just in here doing work and
then chatting to meld it exactly that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
And then next minute you've got the Rupert Holmes situation.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Let's just go through this. The kids might not be
aware of this.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Rubert Holmes, who looked like a geography teacher but doubled
as a pop star.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Everyone knows this.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Song called the Pina Colada song Escape right, we've been together,
like a worn out recording.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Of the favorite song. Yep, I speak Pina Colada.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
And while she lay there sleepy, I got on a bong.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
He got the paper in bed.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That's how old those stories are.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
They still have personal columns.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Here we go here, here's the note. If you like
terrible drink too creamy, not particularly who does?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
If I'm not, If.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'm about a fool one, thanks see you don't wake
me up.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No one likes it. In the sound Come with me,
an escape said, She responds, He responds, and blah blah
blaites each other and smoking in a story from Bosnia.
How did they find out who the other person was?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I was into the rupert homes vibe.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Well they met up, they vented each other about there.
It's pretty much what happened here, Me and my old
leader come on falling into the same old doubting them.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Eighteen years later, he.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Complained about kids on e bikes, so he wrote say.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
In return, he wasn't much. He just said yes please.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And this is basically what happened.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They were both complaining about their partners about bosn Just buzz,
you're not rupert?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, here we.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So tomorrow noon, Well she's not reading the.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Paper that day.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And then.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So noon go to a bar at noon, we half
priced drinks.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Having off in the dunes at lunchtime.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
The dunes of the cave.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
My wife thought it was the dooms of a cave,
you know, making love in the dooms.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Of a cave, so better than on the sand.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
And would you write pub test?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And she walked, here we go, and then he goes,
hang on a minute, face.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you think They had a chat afterwards, going why
are you trying to cheat?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
And she said, God's say now, and then broke And
then the divorce papers came through.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Come stop playing it and tell me the story of
what happened in Bosnia.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
We know the song so that it's pretty much that song.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, they decided to meet up in person.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yep, and then they were oh, hang on a minute.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
And are they now the divorced? Now are the divorce?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I go?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Here we go?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But what did you preread?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Ironically, instead of bringing them closer, the discovery led to
divorce because they both accused each other of cheating.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Of course, I don't know how the song survived that,
how the couple in the song survived.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
If anything?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Though the pub test, where would you rather make love
the dooms of a cave or the dunes of the cave?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Why if she's a doom of a cave?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
For the doom it's dark, it's dank.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
That's a tomb.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
If you have enough with Dracula, where's she goes? Steve?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
And a bloody Mary?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Hey, happy buddy?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Here is some more of Johnesynn. And then this curtain
moom floor.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Hey, hey, hey buddy, here is some more with.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Johnesyn A man is curtin room floor on the cuttin
room floor today.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
You know it's interesting a lot of people getting scammed
these days, love scams and from the outside, you though,
why would you believe that? Like that woman who said
that bond divert vet Chris Brown, Yes, was flirting with
her online and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
We're in love with her and he needed some money.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's always funny, isn't It's never just pure love. Someone
needs money. There's a story I'm reading about today, this
British man and he's come out of this now. It's
like being in a cult. They've shown him that this
was fake, but he believed this for a very long time.
That Jennifer Aniston was in love with him. He is
a very plain looking forty three year old man and
she was blowing him kisses and holding up signs saying
(22:09):
I love you. Fake videos and she this, wouldn't you twig?
Jennifer Aniston one of the richest women in the world.
She's doing all right, has been asking him to pay
her Apple subscriptions.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Hang on a minute, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Jennifer Aniston works with Apple. She Morning was and she's
also coep. I think the TV show that she put
together is on Apple TV. There's an Apple TV. Why
would she why would all of that? Would she be
I better pay for the subscription.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I love you, Paul, would you mind paying this for me?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
How much?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's two hundred and seventy dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And did he pay this?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah? He did? But these are their AI images has
also been tech giants Elon Musker Mark Zuckerberg were in
touch with him. So you look at this and you think,
what kind of metal mental illness is going on here?
But this is the thing. AI scammers are using Jennifer
Anison's face and voice to have her speak directly to
him through the screen, which brings me to another case.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, it's funny you say that, though, I'll just say
a story years ago. I've had a few little stalkers.
But there was one particular one when I was working
up in Brisbane, a triple and with Shirley Straw, And
you remember Shirley Strong on Skyhawks. A woman that listened
to the radio thought that shel was talking directly to her.
Everything that he said on air was talking directly to her.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And then it was a one sided thing.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
So she talked back at him through the radio, not
actually talking to him.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Then it got to a point where it was built up.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
In her mind that he was now ignoring her, so
she came into the foyer and went berserk and started
smashing up the place while I was there.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
It was the weirdest thing. Yeah, it was the weirdest thing.
She believed that sherl was talking to her just through
the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well imagine though, if she was getting videos exactly so
shel talking to her instill saying her name, saying I love.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
You, And that's that's what the algorithm's doing. This is
the world, but we're living here. People just thought the
radio that's you. I'd like to think we're quite personable
with people.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
But we're not direct.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Has your Apple subscription done?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I need some money? Can you give me two hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Have you heard of a comedian called Matt Rife. I
really like him. American guy, handsome ass, he's in his
early twenties, incredible physike. There's photos around of him with
his shirt off. I looked to them occasional, Very very.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Good to do with, how funny.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
He looks a bit like he's got a little baby face,
but his comedy is kind of really sharp. I really
like him. I saw a story on a TV show.
I think the show is called Scammers I'm not sure,
but they're scam busters. The family calls you in if
you're on for this show. They're calling the experts and say,
can you convince my loved one that this isn't real?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The story of this woman their mother. She's seventy three
years old, and she's been convinced through fake through AI fakes,
that Matt Rife is in love with her. She's seventy three.
He is in his early twenties and looks like an
adonnas And she would say the minute he goes off stage,
he's texting her. Sometimes he texts her when he's on
(25:12):
et cetera. He bought her a ring and this footage
of him Matt handing over this ring to her in person,
just on screen, saying I love you here you are
And funnily enough, yes, he also asked her for money.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Wow, And this is on this shot.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
So is this the first time in your life you've
ever been in love?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I think so?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yes, My love, my heart, my forever, Happy Valentine's Day,
my beautiful wife.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This woman thinks she's getting married to the comedian of
mat right, how hold you ladies?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Seventy three Nancy is planning to marry this name after receiving.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
A ring in the mail, So he asked you to
marry him, yes, and tattooing his name MSR on my
ring finger, which is Matthew Stephen Rife.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Nancy is getting ready to come into two million dollars
after the cell of her home and divorce.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
They're gonna get some good money for this house.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Yeah, and then I sent him cash and our team
convinced her before she sends any more money.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
After the divorce and the cull of the house, and
he's real, I'll help you pack or what if the
truth is and what you want?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
So her family, no doubt don't want mum spending all
the money on matt right on a scam.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh my goodness, how does it wrap up?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So she's already given him a hundred thousand dollars, but
her house is being sold for two million, and she's
convinced she's engaged to him. And if you're a little
bit unhinged and you lonely, whatever it is, as you say, Brendan,
most of us would go, that can't be real. But
if your if their face and their voice is talking
to you, that's a different level of scam.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
These are different times that we're living in.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm still in with a chance with Barry Manilone. All
he has to do is ask me for money, and
I'm there sadly.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's not a scam.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Okay, kids, stop it for today, come back tomorrow for
Laura Jonesy and the man is like
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Rout four really one one
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