July 6, 2025 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda. Now Jim y Rye
has been working harder than our collective fleecy, and he's
come up with.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This Jen White rise jibber jabb.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
But I was just about to refill my Stanley cup. Well,
now I'm going to have to go unhydrated. There are
many subtle signs in a marriage. According to Jonesy, a
maid of mine says, if his wife showers at night,
that's a sign that everything's going to be all right.
Shower at night, Hobby's delight.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
About shower in the morning. Everyone's warning, everyone, take warning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Does that make you no? No, not me, No, My
wife hasn't showered for some years. I don't want to
judge the people that listen to this show, but.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Between met all the stuff you hold on to, the
tribal job is beating fro. I'm still holding onto my
dot dot dot. Sonya has joined us, Sonya, what have
you held on to?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I've got a limpi memory, I've got Dawn phrases, DNA
in a stead of four pins.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So she really to DNA and some pins that you'd
wear on your badge.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
When the Olympics came out to Australia. Dawn Fraser did
some DNA and.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
With warm.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What's son you living on an island?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Creating a race of giant dawn phrases?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Study and then there's this trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Joum is beating for crazy pet owner.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Lindsay has joined us.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hello, Lindsay.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
My dog has dinner with me every night. She has
showers with me, but I have my undies on. It's
not creepy. And he slips in my bed and has
breakfast in bed, just.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
To the showering.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
What is your husband?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Is your husband think of this?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The showering?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Do you think I'm a crazy pet lady? I didn't
think I was that crazy until I was on hole
just then thinking about the things that I do quickly.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Actually am Lindsay?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
If you were going to live in Tornado Alley, wouldn't
you make your houses more robust?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I did a story in Lubbock, Texas, that's where Buddy
Holly's from, beyond two thousand, where they were making houses.
For some reason, they could go sideways and you could
rotate the house. For some reason, this made it more
storm safe. And I don't remember all your internative giant central.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Like the Rota Lord has a new album out. She's
gone very explicit with her latest album cover.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You know the singer Lord see we singer you might
have known this song of hers. She's put a new
album out called Virgin, and the album cover is an
X ray of her pelvis. I saw this yesterday from
a medical professional who's noticed something about it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
So this cloudiness here is actually feces.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And while it's perfectly normal to show up on a
medical X ray, only see this level of cloudiness and
patients who are very blocked up or have severe constipation.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I really hope that you get some more fiber into
her diet.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm sure that's not what she was banking on.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So this album is full of shit. Lenny Kravitz is
coming to Australia and when he comes here, he wants
to get out with the people.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm in the street more than you think, so you
know I grew up that way. I thrive off of
being with people. As you'll see when I get to Australia,
you know you're going to find me out and about
because I want I want to be with the people.
I want to you know, I want to feel it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We'd like specific addresses to be careful when you say
you want, you want people to feel it.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Like the coordinates and Koshi, you would have been big
in Mozambi.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Bald men in Mozambique are facing brutal attacks fueled by
a dangerous superstition claiming that they carry gold in their heads,
a misreportedly spread by witch doctors seeking body parts for rituals.
Do you remember when Sunrise did all those shows from
Mozambique and Koshi had to stay home. Now we know
why they're going to mine his head for gold.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Top of the morning, mozam bed how I doin patrollers?
There's no gold in here?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You're like madet, I'm so parched. This has been jen
Y Rise, Chipper Jabba, go on your mate, Jonesy and
Amanda's gem Naship
Jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda. Now Jim y Rye
has been working harder than our collective fleecy, and he's
come up with.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This Jen White rise jibber jabb.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
But I was just about to refill my Stanley cup. Well,
now I'm going to have to go unhydrated. There are
many subtle signs in a marriage. According to Jonesy, a
maid of mine says, if his wife showers at night,
that's a sign that everything's going to be all right.
Shower at night, Hobby's delight.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
About shower in the morning. Everyone's warning, everyone, take warning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Does that make you no? No, not me, No, My
wife hasn't showered for some years. I don't want to
judge the people that listen to this show, but.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Between met all the stuff you hold on to, the
tribal job is beating fro. I'm still holding onto my
dot dot dot. Sonya has joined us, Sonya, what have
you held on to?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I've got a limpi memory, I've got Dawn phrases, DNA
in a stead of four pins.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So she really to DNA and some pins that you'd
wear on your badge.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
When the Olympics came out to Australia. Dawn Fraser did
some DNA and.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
With warm.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What's son you living on an island?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Creating a race of giant dawn phrases?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Study and then there's this trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Joum is beating for crazy pet owner.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Lindsay has joined us.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hello, Lindsay.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
My dog has dinner with me every night. She has
showers with me, but I have my undies on. It's
not creepy. And he slips in my bed and has
breakfast in bed, just.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
To the showering.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
What is your husband?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Is your husband think of this?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The showering?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Do you think I'm a crazy pet lady? I didn't
think I was that crazy until I was on hole
just then thinking about the things that I do quickly.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Actually am Lindsay?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
If you were going to live in Tornado Alley, wouldn't
you make your houses more robust?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I did a story in Lubbock, Texas, that's where Buddy
Holly's from, beyond two thousand, where they were making houses.
For some reason, they could go sideways and you could
rotate the house. For some reason, this made it more
storm safe. And I don't remember all your internative giant central.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Like the Rota Lord has a new album out. She's
gone very explicit with her latest album cover.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You know the singer Lord see we singer you might
have known this song of hers. She's put a new
album out called Virgin, and the album cover is an
X ray of her pelvis. I saw this yesterday from
a medical professional who's noticed something about it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
So this cloudiness here is actually feces.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And while it's perfectly normal to show up on a
medical X ray, only see this level of cloudiness and
patients who are very blocked up or have severe constipation.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I really hope that you get some more fiber into
her diet.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm sure that's not what she was banking on.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So this album is full of shit. Lenny Kravitz is
coming to Australia and when he comes here, he wants
to get out with the people.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm in the street more than you think, so you
know I grew up that way. I thrive off of
being with people. As you'll see when I get to Australia,
you know you're going to find me out and about
because I want I want to be with the people.
I want to you know, I want to feel it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We'd like specific addresses to be careful when you say
you want, you want people to feel it.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Like the coordinates and Koshi, you would have been big
in Mozambi.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Bald men in Mozambique are facing brutal attacks fueled by
a dangerous superstition claiming that they carry gold in their heads,
a misreportedly spread by witch doctors seeking body parts for rituals.
Do you remember when Sunrise did all those shows from
Mozambique and Koshi had to stay home. Now we know
why they're going to mine his head for gold.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Top of the morning, mozam bed how I doin patrollers?
There's no gold in here?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You're like madet, I'm so parched. This has been jen
Y Rise, Chipper Jabba, go on your mate, Jonesy and
Amanda's gem Naship
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