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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
Everybody, It's time for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting the floor
on the cutting room floor today. When was the last
time you had a big night out on the town.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I went out on last Friday night.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The living room room.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, we went to dinner which was very nice, and
we had a drink afterwards. No one went crazy. It
was one of those mad ones, but it was a
night out.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What if you had a big night, so big that
you were rollicking drunk and you had to get rolled
up into like a Japanese style futon and send home?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That was the week before. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, in Japan, the authority over there have a great
way of handling drunk people. If you get to drunk
over there, you get wrapped up like a burrito and away.
I know, I'm mixing my countries there, but they've got
a large plastic sheet it's known as a bohin your
keon futon, which is Japanese like a a drunk wrap.
And when they find an individual that cops have these things,
(01:24):
they find an individual in the in the street, and
maybe they might think that that person is a threat
to public safety or themselves due to intoxication. Police officers
wrap the person in the sheet, and this is designed
to restrain the individual without causing injury, preventing them from
flailing or running away.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So they don't take them anywhere that has wrap them
up and leave them in the street.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm not too sure about that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I suppose you could stack them in the back of
the Japanese paddy wagon like a carpet delivery van, because
if you just.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Leave them in the street and they can't open their
arms like a baby that's been swaddled, it makes them
even more vulnerable.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, that is true. But I would imagine the Japanese
are very good.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
At you know, or a gami. They hold you nicely.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, because there are some you know, in my time,
I've had some moments where well, just where I've got home.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And I thought, how the hell did I get home?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And you're wondering why you're dressed as a burrito.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I remember when you once.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Fall asleep under you thought it was your friend's house
because there was a pool.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I got thrown out of a party and the house
were staying out.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I was young.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, so at the front of the house there was
very suburban set up.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There was a caravan and that's where we're all staying.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So I got thrown out of the party, sent to
the caravan, got out of the caravan, and because I
got thrown out of that as well, right there, walked
up the street, fell asleep on the nature street.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Woke up and was all disorientated.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm dangerous fall asleep on a nature se.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm just gonna I'm just going to go back inside
the house and just get some sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But I won't go into the caravan or the house.
I'll go underneath the house.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And they had like an attic I'm not an addict space,
not a basement space, but.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Underneath the housepit that was head high. So I'm walking under.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
The house and there's push bikes and stuff like that. Yeah,
all that stuff, and I've got my cigarette lighter. Try
because I couldn't see anything, trying to flick. Can't can't seehere.
I'm going just look for a comfortable.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Place where I was on a meeting strip. You're not picky.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So anyway, I'm there and there's no good, So I'll
go back to the caravan. I walk outside and there's
a man standing there and he said can I help you?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I went, I'm mister standman, now are you I'm
just looking.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
For a place to sleep And he said are you
all right? And I said no, I'm just looking for
a place to sleep. At that point, I noticed I
was standing next to his above ground pool and I said,
you've got an above grand pool.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He yes, yes, yes I do.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And I said, but you've also got an inground pool
out the back.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You've got two pools. Why have you got an armbuff
grand pool and an inground pool? And he said I
think you should leave and I said, no way, mister dadman.
I'll go ahead to the caravan. So he sort of
showed me to the gate and as I walked.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Out onto the street, there was no caravan.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
There was no caravan, and I couldn't even recognized where
I was. I didn't know how far up the street
I had walked. And I looked back at the house.
I went, I don't know where I am. No, And
this is before phones or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, I loved how the man said I think you
should leave?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And I just had this panicked. Where where am I?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Where's my burrito?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Looked down the street, apiece, and there was the caravan.
And then I ran down to the caravan and I
opened the door, and I stormed into the door, and Omo,
my good mate, was asleep on the floor and I
didn't realize that, and I was standing on his chest.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You guys won't believe what happened to.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Me, because you're cracking his wrists and almost to this
day has an injury. Now he's in his middle late fifties,
he's got a Sternham injury that I caused that night,
And whenever I go near him, he always protects his Sternham.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wow, the life of Brendan Jones.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What were doing life? What we do in life?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He goes in eternity, How unlike the home life of
our own dear queen.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Finally the Japanese are around to wrap me up.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Absolutely the court.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Come back tomorrow from more of Chelsea than Amanda's coding
room for
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The cotton Moo Fall.
My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Everybody, It's time for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting the floor
on the cutting room floor today. When was the last
time you had a big night out on the town.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I went out on last Friday night.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The living room room.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, we went to dinner which was very nice, and
we had a drink afterwards. No one went crazy. It
was one of those mad ones, but it was a
night out.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What if you had a big night, so big that
you were rollicking drunk and you had to get rolled
up into like a Japanese style futon and send home?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That was the week before. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, in Japan, the authority over there have a great
way of handling drunk people. If you get to drunk
over there, you get wrapped up like a burrito and away.
I know, I'm mixing my countries there, but they've got
a large plastic sheet it's known as a bohin your
keon futon, which is Japanese like a a drunk wrap.
And when they find an individual that cops have these things,
(01:24):
they find an individual in the in the street, and
maybe they might think that that person is a threat
to public safety or themselves due to intoxication. Police officers
wrap the person in the sheet, and this is designed
to restrain the individual without causing injury, preventing them from
flailing or running away.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So they don't take them anywhere that has wrap them
up and leave them in the street.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm not too sure about that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I suppose you could stack them in the back of
the Japanese paddy wagon like a carpet delivery van, because
if you just.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Leave them in the street and they can't open their
arms like a baby that's been swaddled, it makes them
even more vulnerable.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, that is true. But I would imagine the Japanese
are very good.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
At you know, or a gami. They hold you nicely.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, because there are some you know, in my time,
I've had some moments where well, just where I've got home.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And I thought, how the hell did I get home?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And you're wondering why you're dressed as a burrito.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I remember when you once.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Fall asleep under you thought it was your friend's house
because there was a pool.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I got thrown out of a party and the house
were staying out.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I was young.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, so at the front of the house there was
very suburban set up.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There was a caravan and that's where we're all staying.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So I got thrown out of the party, sent to
the caravan, got out of the caravan, and because I
got thrown out of that as well, right there, walked
up the street, fell asleep on the nature street.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Woke up and was all disorientated.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm dangerous fall asleep on a nature se.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm just gonna I'm just going to go back inside
the house and just get some sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But I won't go into the caravan or the house.
I'll go underneath the house.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And they had like an attic I'm not an addict space,
not a basement space, but.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Underneath the housepit that was head high. So I'm walking under.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
The house and there's push bikes and stuff like that. Yeah,
all that stuff, and I've got my cigarette lighter. Try
because I couldn't see anything, trying to flick. Can't can't seehere.
I'm going just look for a comfortable.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Place where I was on a meeting strip. You're not picky.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So anyway, I'm there and there's no good, So I'll
go back to the caravan. I walk outside and there's
a man standing there and he said can I help you?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I went, I'm mister standman, now are you I'm
just looking.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
For a place to sleep And he said are you
all right? And I said no, I'm just looking for
a place to sleep. At that point, I noticed I
was standing next to his above ground pool and I said,
you've got an above grand pool.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He yes, yes, yes I do.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And I said, but you've also got an inground pool
out the back.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You've got two pools. Why have you got an armbuff
grand pool and an inground pool? And he said I
think you should leave and I said, no way, mister dadman.
I'll go ahead to the caravan. So he sort of
showed me to the gate and as I walked.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Out onto the street, there was no caravan.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
There was no caravan, and I couldn't even recognized where
I was. I didn't know how far up the street
I had walked. And I looked back at the house.
I went, I don't know where I am. No, And
this is before phones or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, I loved how the man said I think you
should leave?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And I just had this panicked. Where where am I?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Where's my burrito?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Looked down the street, apiece, and there was the caravan.
And then I ran down to the caravan and I
opened the door, and I stormed into the door, and Omo,
my good mate, was asleep on the floor and I
didn't realize that, and I was standing on his chest.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You guys won't believe what happened to.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Me, because you're cracking his wrists and almost to this
day has an injury. Now he's in his middle late fifties,
he's got a Sternham injury that I caused that night,
And whenever I go near him, he always protects his Sternham.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wow, the life of Brendan Jones.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What were doing life? What we do in life?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He goes in eternity, How unlike the home life of
our own dear queen.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Finally the Japanese are around to wrap me up.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Absolutely the court.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Come back tomorrow from more of Chelsea than Amanda's coding
room for
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The cotton Moo Fall.
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