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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts. Here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Here's
and Man's cutting is cutting room on the cutting room floor.
(00:35):
Something that has read its head many, many, many times.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
On our show talking about shopping carts.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Shopping cart or shopping trolley? What are you American?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I say trolley?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You say trolley?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, it says I'm off my cart.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, you that's an American.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But there's a meme that's going around people saying I
can't sleep, I need a good night's sleep. And then
they are at three am watching a German show where
people have to push a shopping trolley into a into
a certain area.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, it's a show, it's a show. Trolley.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, you tried to host that front the.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
German version of Grand Dana is going to be hosting
it now. But the shopping trolley, and you and I
have discussed this many times. I am one who always
returns the trolley to its corraling station. And what do
you do? Let's just do the same.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I would never in a million years abandon a trolley.
I'd never abandoned it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Sometimes you might see an ad hoc stack of trolleys. Well,
next to the.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Car, there's levels of stacking a trolley. Let me talk
you through this theory about the kind of person you
are depending on what you do with the trolley. Okay,
here they call it a shopping cart, so let's just
call it a shopping cart.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We all agree it's Australia.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm reading what they've said here, take out jage the
words okay, the shopping trolley. In case Brendan can't understand
the word cars.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm We're in Australia, not American.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The shopping trolley is the ultimate litmus test for whether
a person is capable of self governing. To ressurant reshurant
to return the shopping trolley. See what you've done, You've
stopped me Speaking English is an easy, convenient one which
we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. Yep,
to return the shopping trolley is objectively right, says here.
(02:18):
There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which
a person is not able to return their trolley. Agreed simultaneously,
it's not illegal to abandon your shopping trolley. Therefore, the
shopping trolley presents itself as the apex example of whether
a person will do what's right without being forced to
do it. No one will punish you for not returning
(02:39):
the shopping trolley. No one will find you or kill
you for not returning the shopping trolley. You gain nothing
by returning the trolley. Yes, we get it. You must
return the shopping trolley out of the goodness of your
own heart. You must return the trolley because it's the
right thing to do, because it's correct. A person who
is unable to do this is no better than an animal,
(03:01):
an absolute savage. You can only be made to do
what's right by threatening them with the law and the
force that stands behind it. The shopping trolley is what
determines whether a person is a good or bad member
of society.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'll go one step further. This is breaking up into categories.
Lawful good. That's when you turn the trolley to the
store inside good. That's lawful good.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's lawful plus you're being what's good. So that's when
you take it back to the corral.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Inside the inside the shopping setup. Neutral good. This is
when you return it to the corraling station, not in
the shopping center, but it's in the car park.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That is designated for returns good.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
On you, So the lawful good people will go past
the corral and take it directly into the shopping center,
so the shopping set of cart guy doesn't have to
pick them up at all, doing amount of a job.
Not necessarily because there's always trolleys. Chaotic good is when
you go up to the corral and you just push
it and let it go in there. Hence your TV show.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Do we call it a corral while we're talking about
trolley rather than.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, it's got a craw. Then there's lawful neutral when
you return it to another store. Who would do that? Well,
you're next to Audi and you're next to b WS
b WS trolley. You put it into Audi vice versa. Okay,
chaotic neutral, that's when it's returned to nature. You just
put on the medium strip inside the shopping ceter.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Where it goes back to grow in its natural environment.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Not necessarily, you just put it. You know, you're abandoning
the shopping trolley. Lawful evil. What's that unreturned but neatly stacked?
So you see one shopping trolley? Yeah okay, And then
you make an ad hoc lisp.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Even though it's just maybe in front of someone's house.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Natural or neutral evil is when you leave it in
a parking space.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, that's that's unacceptable. That's not neutral evil.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Chaotic evil is when you return it to a covert,
meaning you push it off the edge the verge and
it plungs into the water. You are truly, that's just chaos.
That's chaos for me. I always return the trolley because
the Lord smiles upon you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You're not going to tell this story.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
One day I return my trolley. There in the trolley
preceding my trolley was a barbee.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
To ask the question, were you inside the store or
just I was?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I was neutral good, So neutral good for me.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
He's returning to the corral outside the store but designated.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Area exactly if I was lawful good and taking it
into the shop, et cetera. Some under an employee, if
Coals or Woolworths would have noticed the chicken within the
trolley and they would have said.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
This is the trolley that was in front of you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I would have missed it. If that person neutral
good had returned the trolley, we've said chicken, and unfortunately
for them they forgot their chicken. That happens.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But you've said you're the Lord rewarded you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, I picked up the chicken.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What about the person who bought the chicken and took
it to the corral? Where was there all?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, they would have got home, unpacked their groceries and said,
oh bugger, I've left the chicks.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We're not eating tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
There's nothing else that they can do. They can't get
in the carriage.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You were kissed by the universe and they weren't.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because I returned the trolley. And that's so had they Yeah,
but they returned trolley. So what will happen is they
will get something good coming their way.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Is that how you sleep at night?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's how I sleep, And I slept very very well
because I'm that sort of person with.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
A full tummy. It's someone else's chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It doesn't matter. It's a person who a like minded person,
and that person would be.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Happy thinking, well, someone good did it. Wasn't mister chaotic
evil who got it? Yeah, and that could be a
new marvel Baddy chaotic evil who just goes and pushes trolley.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
One time, many years ago, I bought a bunch of
Indian food and as I was unpacking the Indian Food
Just outside the Indian Food shop, I left one of
the containers a buttered chicken, just sitting there, and I
didn't put it back into the bag. Ironically, I was
checking to put it so if they put everything in there,
I took the butter of chickens in there. I left
that there. Got to home that sands the buttered chicken,
(07:00):
so I left it there. So I'd like to think
that someone coming out of that Indian.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Store, Oh my god, who would take home a buttered
chicken a roast rote you have said, a rotisserie chicken.
At least this is in your defense. I can't believe
I'm defending.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You said there was a sticker that said when it
was cooked thime blah blah blah. A butter chicken could
have anything in it. Yeah, but still, how long has
it been?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, I don't know. I just hope that someone, a neutral,
good person like me got the benefits of that chicken.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Wow, they're probably still feeling them in hospital.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, kids, I said today, come back to Mark bore
Charty and a man just
My Heart podcasts. Here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Here's
and Man's cutting is cutting room on the cutting room floor.
(00:35):
Something that has read its head many, many, many times.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
On our show talking about shopping carts.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Shopping cart or shopping trolley? What are you American?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I say trolley?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You say trolley?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, it says I'm off my cart.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, you that's an American.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But there's a meme that's going around people saying I
can't sleep, I need a good night's sleep. And then
they are at three am watching a German show where
people have to push a shopping trolley into a into
a certain area.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, it's a show, it's a show. Trolley.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, you tried to host that front the.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
German version of Grand Dana is going to be hosting
it now. But the shopping trolley, and you and I
have discussed this many times. I am one who always
returns the trolley to its corraling station. And what do
you do? Let's just do the same.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I would never in a million years abandon a trolley.
I'd never abandoned it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Sometimes you might see an ad hoc stack of trolleys. Well,
next to the.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Car, there's levels of stacking a trolley. Let me talk
you through this theory about the kind of person you
are depending on what you do with the trolley. Okay,
here they call it a shopping cart, so let's just
call it a shopping cart.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We all agree it's Australia.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm reading what they've said here, take out jage the
words okay, the shopping trolley. In case Brendan can't understand
the word cars.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm We're in Australia, not American.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The shopping trolley is the ultimate litmus test for whether
a person is capable of self governing. To ressurant reshurant
to return the shopping trolley. See what you've done, You've
stopped me Speaking English is an easy, convenient one which
we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. Yep,
to return the shopping trolley is objectively right, says here.
(02:18):
There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which
a person is not able to return their trolley. Agreed simultaneously,
it's not illegal to abandon your shopping trolley. Therefore, the
shopping trolley presents itself as the apex example of whether
a person will do what's right without being forced to
do it. No one will punish you for not returning
(02:39):
the shopping trolley. No one will find you or kill
you for not returning the shopping trolley. You gain nothing
by returning the trolley. Yes, we get it. You must
return the shopping trolley out of the goodness of your
own heart. You must return the trolley because it's the
right thing to do, because it's correct. A person who
is unable to do this is no better than an animal,
(03:01):
an absolute savage. You can only be made to do
what's right by threatening them with the law and the
force that stands behind it. The shopping trolley is what
determines whether a person is a good or bad member
of society.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'll go one step further. This is breaking up into categories.
Lawful good. That's when you turn the trolley to the
store inside good. That's lawful good.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's lawful plus you're being what's good. So that's when
you take it back to the corral.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Inside the inside the shopping setup. Neutral good. This is
when you return it to the corraling station, not in
the shopping center, but it's in the car park.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That is designated for returns good.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
On you, So the lawful good people will go past
the corral and take it directly into the shopping center,
so the shopping set of cart guy doesn't have to
pick them up at all, doing amount of a job.
Not necessarily because there's always trolleys. Chaotic good is when
you go up to the corral and you just push
it and let it go in there. Hence your TV show.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Do we call it a corral while we're talking about
trolley rather than.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, it's got a craw. Then there's lawful neutral when
you return it to another store. Who would do that? Well,
you're next to Audi and you're next to b WS
b WS trolley. You put it into Audi vice versa. Okay,
chaotic neutral, that's when it's returned to nature. You just
put on the medium strip inside the shopping ceter.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Where it goes back to grow in its natural environment.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Not necessarily, you just put it. You know, you're abandoning
the shopping trolley. Lawful evil. What's that unreturned but neatly stacked?
So you see one shopping trolley? Yeah okay, And then
you make an ad hoc lisp.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Even though it's just maybe in front of someone's house.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Natural or neutral evil is when you leave it in
a parking space.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, that's that's unacceptable. That's not neutral evil.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Chaotic evil is when you return it to a covert,
meaning you push it off the edge the verge and
it plungs into the water. You are truly, that's just chaos.
That's chaos for me. I always return the trolley because
the Lord smiles upon you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You're not going to tell this story.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
One day I return my trolley. There in the trolley
preceding my trolley was a barbee.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
To ask the question, were you inside the store or
just I was?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I was neutral good, So neutral good for me.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
He's returning to the corral outside the store but designated.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Area exactly if I was lawful good and taking it
into the shop, et cetera. Some under an employee, if
Coals or Woolworths would have noticed the chicken within the
trolley and they would have said.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
This is the trolley that was in front of you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I would have missed it. If that person neutral
good had returned the trolley, we've said chicken, and unfortunately
for them they forgot their chicken. That happens.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But you've said you're the Lord rewarded you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, I picked up the chicken.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What about the person who bought the chicken and took
it to the corral? Where was there all?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, they would have got home, unpacked their groceries and said,
oh bugger, I've left the chicks.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We're not eating tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
There's nothing else that they can do. They can't get
in the carriage.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You were kissed by the universe and they weren't.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because I returned the trolley. And that's so had they Yeah,
but they returned trolley. So what will happen is they
will get something good coming their way.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Is that how you sleep at night?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's how I sleep, And I slept very very well
because I'm that sort of person with.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
A full tummy. It's someone else's chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It doesn't matter. It's a person who a like minded person,
and that person would be.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Happy thinking, well, someone good did it. Wasn't mister chaotic
evil who got it? Yeah, and that could be a
new marvel Baddy chaotic evil who just goes and pushes trolley.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
One time, many years ago, I bought a bunch of
Indian food and as I was unpacking the Indian Food
Just outside the Indian Food shop, I left one of
the containers a buttered chicken, just sitting there, and I
didn't put it back into the bag. Ironically, I was
checking to put it so if they put everything in there,
I took the butter of chickens in there. I left
that there. Got to home that sands the buttered chicken,
(07:00):
so I left it there. So I'd like to think
that someone coming out of that Indian.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Store, Oh my god, who would take home a buttered
chicken a roast rote you have said, a rotisserie chicken.
At least this is in your defense. I can't believe
I'm defending.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You said there was a sticker that said when it
was cooked thime blah blah blah. A butter chicken could
have anything in it. Yeah, but still, how long has
it been?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, I don't know. I just hope that someone, a neutral,
good person like me got the benefits of that chicken.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Wow, they're probably still feeling them in hospital.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, kids, I said today, come back to Mark bore
Charty and a man just
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