August 22, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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cutting room floor. Today.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I was talking to my friend over the weekend, and.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Which friend is this? Is it an anonymous friend or
friend's anonymous friend?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I know her radio And she said that her mum
had had had had a turn and had to go
to hospital, but all is well, just needed to have
some test done. But when my friend turned up at
the hospital and she said, where's dad, her mother said, oh,
I had to send him home. She looked over at him,
and he gets anxious in hospitals. He was sitting in
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the chair next to her and he had her handbag
on his lap. She said his hands were clutching it
like he was an old lady on a bus, right,
And it gave her the ick and she sent him home.
Who knows where in anyone's relationship you draw the line
with the ick. And there's a whole Reddit thread devoted
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to the ick. Okay, let's share them. I've done a
print out for your brand and you've got some here too.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh, Okay, good, good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
How about this one? This is from someone This is
on their first date, Courtney, thirty six years old. Yep,
we were making out on the couch and I asked
him if he wanted to take it to the bedroom.
As we're getting up to go to bed. He muttered,
YATSI under his breath.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
See these things in the whole scheme of things are small,
but it doesn't take much to give you the ick.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it's my mate, an anonymous mate, because I don't
want him to get in trouble. Years ago, he was
cracking onto this nurse and that was doing really really well,
and he went back to the nurse's quarters and the
nurse got a bra of and she had really hairy nipples,
and he said, oh, not.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
For me, and imagine how she feels.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
He said, not for me, No, no, no, he didn't
say that to her directly.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
He says, went, oh, that's not for me, and he
just left.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What about this one? This is from Sophie who's thirty.
This is the relationship status was a one night stand.
Within sixty minutes of watching a women's soccer game. He
called a physio massage. Massage physio dramatic said her Now
polish was attention seeking and complained it wasn't the premier league,
And they say women are emotional. See, this is the stuff.
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This is where you go. If you're trying to decide
whether you're going to give someone a go or not,
you go. No, that's it, You're out, Laura, she said.
She said, I asked him what he was up to,
and he said he was playing video games. He's forty one.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
What is that eqworthy?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I haven't played video games.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's the nature of ick. It's different for everybody. It's
different for everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I've got a pinball machine. I play that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
For some people that's great, but others full ick.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can't tell them I'm married. It doesn't everything I
do is ick.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How about this one? She owned thirty La boo boos.
I tried to look past it until she kissed each
single one of them good night.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, you know, once you've got the soft toys seating
up there over the mantelpiece.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And that's how guys feel about that. Women's version of
is Star Wars collectibles.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yep, yep. All of it's icky, But some people say,
oh yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Don't say, but it's okay to have Star Wars collectibles,
but not lab boo boos.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, I'm just saying some people, when you're stoking the fire,
you're not looking at the labooboo.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But next minute you're in a relationship with someone who
has eighteen million stuffed cats. That's how it goes. Be
careful at the beginning.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I would say you have been warned on the cutting
room floor today. Time you had a big night out
on the town.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I went out on last Friday night.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The living room room boys. What happened there?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, we went to dinner which was very nice, and
had a drink afterwards. No one went crazy. It was
one of those mad ones, but it was a night out.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What if you had a big night, so big that
you were rollicking drunk and you had to get rolled
up into like a Japanese style futon and send home
that was.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The week before. What are you talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, in Japan, the authority over there have a great
way of handling drunk people. If you get to drunk
over there, you get wrapped up like a burrito and
take it away. I know I'm mixing my countryes there,
but they've got a large plastic sheet. It's known as
a bohin your keon futon, which is Japanese like a
drug a drunk wrap. And when they find an individual,
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the cops have these things. They find an individual in
the in the street and maybe they might think that
that person is a threat to public safety or themselves
due to intoxication. Police officers wrap the person in the
sheet and this is designed to restrain the individual without
causing injury, preventing them from flailing or running away, so.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
They don't take them anywhere that has wrap them up
and leave them in the street.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm not too sure about that.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I suppose you could stack them in the back of
the Japanese paddy wagon like a carpet delivery van, because
if you just.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Leave them in the street and they can't open their
arms like a baby that's been swaddled, it makes them
even more vulnerable.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, that is true, but I would imagine the Japanese
are very good.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
At you know, oragami. They fold you nicely.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, because there are some you know, in my time,
I've had some moments where what well, just where I've
got home and I thought, how the hell did I
get home?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And you're wondering why you're dressed as a burrito.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I remember when you once.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Fall asleep under you thought it was your friend's house
because there was a pool.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You got thrown out of a party and the house
were staying out. I was. Yeah, so at the front
of the house there was very suburban set up. There
was a caravan and that's where we're all staying. So
I got thrown out of the party, sent to the caravan,
got out of the caravan, and because I got thrown
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out of that as well, right there, walked up the street,
fell asleep on the nature street.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Woke up and was all disorientated.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Dangerous, asleep on a nature se I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Just going to I'm just going to go back inside
the house and just get some sleep. But I won't
go into the caravan or the house. I'll go underneath
the house. And it had like an addict I'm not
an addict space, not a basement space, but underneath the house.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Bit that was head high.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So I'm walking under the house and there's push bikes
and stuff like that. Yeah, all that stuff, and I've
got my cigarette lighter try because I couldn't see anything
to flick.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Can't can't see where I'm going. Just look for a
comfortable place where.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I on a meeting strip. You're not picky.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So anyway, I'm there and there's no good so I'll
go back to the caravan. I walk outside and there's
a man standing there and he said can I help you?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I went, I am mister Stadman. Now are you
I'm just looking for a place to sleep And he
said are you all right? And I said no, I'm
just looking for a place to sleep.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And at that point I noticed I was standing next
to his above grand pool and I said, you've got
an above grand pool and he yes, yes, yes I do.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And I said, but you've also got an inground pool
out the back. You've got two pools. Why have you
got an armbuff grand pool and an ingrand pool? And
he said I think you should leave, and I said, no,
I'm mister standman. I'll go ahead to the caravan. So
he sort of showed me to the gate, and as
I walked.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Out onto the street, there was no caravan.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
There was no caravan, and I couldn't even recognized where
I was. I didn't know how far up the street
I had walked. Oh, no, and I looked back at
the house. I went, I don't know where I am. No,
And this is before phones or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, I loved how the man said.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think thank you should believe. And I just had
this panicked. Where where am I?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Where's my burrito?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Look down the street, apiece, and there was the caravan.
And then I ran down to the caravan and I
opened the door and I stormed into the door and Omo,
my good mate, was asleep on the floor and I
didn't realize that, and I was standing on his chest.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You guys won't believe what happened.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
To me as you're cracking his writ and almost to
this day has an injury. Now he's in his middle
late fifties. He's got a Sternham injury that I caused
that night. And whenever I go near him, he always
protects his Sternham.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Wow, the life of Brendan Jones?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What were doing life? What we do in life? He
goes in eternity.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
How unlike the home life of our own dear queen.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Finally the Japanese are around to around me up.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Absolutely everybody who is more Georgy Hanna that has got moved.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Different ready, everybody to.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Georgy handa has got.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
On the cutting room floor something that has read its
head many, many, many times on.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Our show talking about shopping carts.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Shopping carto, shopping trolley? What are you American?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And I say trolley?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You say trolley?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, it says I'm off my cart.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, you that's an American.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Is there's a meme that's going around people saying I
can't sleep, I need a good night's sleep. And then
they are at three am watching a German show where
people have to push a shopping trolley into a into
a certain area.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, it's a show. It's a show, does trolley? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You tried to host that front the.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
German version of Grand Danya. It's going to be a
host yet now.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But the shopping trolley, and you and I have discussed
this many times. I am one who always returns the
trolley to its corraling station.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And what do you you do? Let's just I do
the same.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I would never in a million years abandon a trolley.
I would never abandoned it.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Sometimes you might see an ad hoc stack of trolleys,
well next to the car.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
There's levels of stacking a trolley. Let me talk you
through this theory about the kind of person you are
depending on what you do with the trolley.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Okay, here they call.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It a shopping cart, so let's just call it a
shopping cart. We all agree, Australia. I'm reading what they've
said here.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You can't change the words.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, the shopping trolley in case Brendan can't understand the word.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Cars, and we're in Australia, not a Moroccan.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
The shopping trolley is the ultimate litmus test for whether
a person is capable of self governing. To assurant reshurant
to return the shopping trolley. See what you've done, You've
stopped me speaking English is an easy, convenient task and
one which we all recognize as the correct appropriate thing
to do. Yep, to return the shopping trolley is objectively right,
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says here. There are no situation other than dire emergencies
in which a person is not able to return their trolley.
Agreed simultaneously, it's not illegal to abandon your shopping trolley. Therefore,
the shopping trolley presents itself as the apex example of
whether a person will do what's right without being forced
to do it. No one will punish you for not
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returning the shopping trolley. No one will find you or
kill you for not returning the shopping trolley. You gain
nothing by returning the trolley. Yes, we get it. You
must return the shopping trolley out of the goodness of
your own heart. You must return the trolley because it's
the right thing to do, because it's correct. A person
who is unable to do this is no better than
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an animal, an absolute savage. You can only be made
to do what's right by threatening them with the law
and the force that stands behind it. Yep, the shopping
trolley is what determines whether a person is a good
or bad member of society.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'll go one step further. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
This is bragging up into categories lawful good. That's when
you turn the trolley to the store inside the good
that's lawful good.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's lawful plus you're being us good. So that's when
you take it back to the corral inside the.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Inside the shopping cetup. Neutral good. This is when you
return it to the corraling station not in the shopping center,
but it's in the car park.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That is designated for returns good on you.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So the lawful good people will go past the corral
and take it directly into the shopping center, so the
shopping set of cart guy doesn't have to pick them
up at all.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Doing am otter of a job.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Not necessarily because there's always trolleys.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Chaotic good is when you go up to the corral
and you just push it and let it go in there.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Hence your TV show, do we call it a corral
while we're talking about trolley rather than.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, it's got a craw. Then there's lawful neutral. What's
that when you return it to another store? Who would
do that?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well, you're next to Audi and you're next to b WS,
a BWS trolley.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You put it into Audi vice versa.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Okay, chaotic neutral, that's when it's returned to nature.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You just put on the medium strip inside the shopping
cetera where.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It goes back to grow in its natural environment.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Not necessarily, you just put it. You know, you're abandoning
the shopping trolley.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Lawful evil? What's that?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Unreturned but neatly stacked? So you see one shopping trolley? Yeah, okay,
and then you make an ad hoc lisp.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Even though it's just maybe in front of someone's house.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Natural or neutral evil is when you leave it in
a parking space.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, that's that's unacceptable. That's not neutral evil.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Chaotic evil is when you return it to a covert,
meaning you push it off the edge the verge and
a plunks into the water. You are truly, that's just chaos.
That's chaos for me. I always return the trolley because
the Lord smiles upon you.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You're not going to tell this story.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
One day, I return my trolley. They're in the trolley
preceeding my trolley was a barbee.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
To ask the question, were you inside the store or just.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was neutral good? Good for me?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
He's returning to the corral outside the store, but designated area.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Exactly if I was lawful good and taken it into
the shop, et cetera, some undern employee off Coals or
Woolworths would have noticed the chicken within the trolley and
they would.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Have said, this is the trolley that was in front
of you.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, I would have missed it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
If that person neutral good had returned the trolley. We've
said chicken, and unfortunately for them they forgot their chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That happens.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But you've said you The Lord rewarded you, well, I.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Picked up the chicken.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
What about the person who bought the chicken and took
it to the corral?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Where was there?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
All?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
They would have got home, unpacked their groceries and said,
oh bugger, I've left the chickens.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
We're not eating tonight.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
There's nothing else that they can do.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
They can't get in the carriage.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You were kissed by the universe and they weren't.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Because I returned the trolley. And that's so had they?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, but they returned trolley. So what will happen is
they will get something good coming their way.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Is that how you sleep at night?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That's how I sleep? And I slept very very well
because I'm that sort of person.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
With a full tummy someone else's chicken.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's a person who a like minded person, and that
person would be happy.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Thinking, well, someone good did it. Wasn't mister chaotic evil
who got it?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And that could be a new Marvel baddie chaotic evil
who just goes and pushes troll it.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
One time, many years ago, I bought a bunch of
Indian food and as I was unpacking the Indian food
just outside the Indian food shop, I left one of
the containers, A buttered chicken just sitting there, and I
didn't put it back into the bag. Ironically, I was
checking to put it so if they put everything in there,
I talked the butter chickens in there.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I left that there.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Got to home that sands the buttered chicken, so I
left it there. So I'd like to think that someone
coming out of that Indian.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Store, Oh my god, who would take home a buttered
chicken a roast Rotisseriy, you have said a rotissery chicken.
At least this is in your defense. I can't believe
I'm defending. You said there was a sticker that said
when it was cooked times blah blah blah. A butter
chicken could have anything in it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, but still, how long has it been Well, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I just hope that someone, a neutral, good person like
me got the benefits of that chicken.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Wow, they're probably still feeling them in hospital.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Everybody hear from Lauro on the cutting room floor today.
That's a croc.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
That's a croc. Let's talk about crocodiles. Let's talk about
the Fitzroy River in Queensland, which is about five hundred
k's north of Brisbane. This is home to a lot
of crocodiles and in the nineteen seventies salties were a
protected species. Well they've been a protected species since then
because their population was decimated by hunting before that.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, everyone, Well that was what crocodile Dundee was based
on because for the crocodile meat and the leather, all
those things as Ermese bags they made of crocodile.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
The cost you know, I've seen the shoes, the crocs,
so they made of crocodiles. Actually, have they thought of
making crocs out of crocodiles?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
This is a great idea. Let's get on the ground floor.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What's interesting is that this is what's happening in the
Fitzroy River. Crocs live there. Let's just accept that it's
five hundred k's north of Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It was announced in March that this is going to
be the scene of the rowing and the canoeing events
in the twenty thirty two Olympic and Paralympic Games in Queensland.
So you're getting a river that is infested with crocs
and telling your rowing and canoeingists that that's where they're
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going to do it, They're saying. Locals are saying that
running into an apex predator is unlikely at that time
of year, but the saltwater crocs are most easy to spot.
They bask their cold blood on the river banks. But
you can never be sure. And how about this? Professor
Craig Franklin, the University of Queensland's croc expert, says, why
would you do that rowing in a place where it's
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the natural habitat of the world's largest species of crocodilian
and arguably the most dangerous. Why would you do it?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
What would you do it?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It'll make you row faster?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
There is that.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I'm not thinking more of the crocodiles, but just the distance.
Why the hell they've got it in Brisbane, the Brisbane
River which had rowing clubs because I know that because
when I lived in Brisbane used to row on the
Brisbane River and canoe on the Brisbane River.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Why aren't they just doing it in Brisbane?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Are they Brisbane Games or the Queensland Games. It doesn't
matter if they like to spread them around.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Five hundred CA's is miles away. This is the jobes
that run.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
This ca Maybe they're having Brandon the sailing events on
the Brisbane River, perhaps.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Sailing Morton Bay. Brisbane is a perfect city for the
Olympic Games. I just don't understand why they would put
it five hundred k's away from the city.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Maybe for funding, they need to make it look like
we're going to get tourism to all kinds of places
around the state. I'm just speculating that maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
The damn fools that run this country.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Why don't they do it in a dam Well?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You know it just it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You've been a rower, you said, yes, it is new
to me. What creatures have you seen in the Brisbane River?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
None?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I got a crab so brown? You got crabs in Brisbane?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I got a crab.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
That's when you're out of step with all the other rowers,
out of out of stroke, and.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The or digs in and you get thrown out of
the boat.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
So you got thrown into the water.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, I didn't know. I got smashed in the head
by the oar.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It hurts, and then they throw you out.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Is that because you're ru on the race? No?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The force because you're in an eight I was in
an eight man crew you're rowing along and if you're
out of stroke, the or digs in and because it's
out of stroke with everyone else under your India ribs
and lifts you out of the boat and throws you
out of the boat.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Crab.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh, I see that's what the crab was.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Remember Sally laid down. Sally, she gave up to avoid
a crab. She that's why she laid down so her
head wouldn't get taken.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Off because she got out of time. I thought she
just got time.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
She gave she gave up.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Can you get back into the rhythm.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
If once one?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And that's why all of her teams blew up because
you have to row and row until you die.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
If you're a rowing eight.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Get out of step, out of time, you can't reclaim it.
You just have to stop rowing.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I don't think I've ever seen anyone reclaim it from
a crab.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Once that or digs in and that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Really, did you take pleasure in it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Rowing? That's very good? Yeah? I like it. I like rowing.
I paddle every day.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
On the solitary. I didn't see you as a team guy.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I didn't mind it so much.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
But rowing, by and large, you've got to adjust to
everyone else, And.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Did you like being told what to do? Because I
know you have joined an older sailing crew and you
don't like being yelled at and told what to do.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Well, they're just old cranky blikes to just yell at
you as soon as look at you.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Right, that's called having someone in charge. And you don't
like having someone in charge of Jones Man.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
And these guys because they've got no filter.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
But the other thing is they're all captains of industry,
so you know, one owns a very successful appliance business
and they're all multi multi millionaires.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And then there's you.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And then there's me.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I'm just there because I do like to sail, and
it's nice to sail on Sydney Harbor. It's an opportunity
to sell these old eighten footers that were round they
still go to these days, but we don't have them.
These are the old ones, not the moderns, and from
they used to bet on them in the harbor in
the thirties. But these old guys, they just yell at
each other. One day, I'm sitting there just eating my
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little birch of musley. Because it takes about five hours
to set up the boat. So I eat my Birch
and Musley and Bob, who's on our crew, is there.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
And there's another guy another talking about his uncle Bob.
That's another thing. All these guys are called Robert or Bob.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
So this other guy called angry, and there's no shortage
of blokes will tell you how it's done.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So this guy's.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Angry as I'm sitting Bircher Musley, he has if my
uncle Bob was here, he'd tell you, blokes how to
set this boat up. And he just droned on and
my eyes were glazing over. Then my Bob from the
crew looks at angry. He goes, and you know what
this Bob guy says. I mean, this angry guy says, well,
you're not my uncle Bob taught me. And then my
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Bob said that you're an asshole. And you know, when
you're inhale Musly, I put it to you, so I
started choking.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I know, but I put it to you that anyone saying, hey,
go over and pull that rope, you'd be outraged because
no one's the boss of you. You're not good at teams.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No, I am good at teams, and I'm good at
taking direction. But when it's the dopes that run the country.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think you've just answered my question.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So I would be yelling at Brisbane, yelling at the crocs.
Who's the l president of Brisban I'm not sure, Palichet,
she cocked it up.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Because you didn't want to do it. Who's the new one?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I don't know, but you speaks so charmingly and there's
such an informed manner. We should be on the Olympic committee.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Just put it in the Brisbane River for God's sake,
you idiots.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Everybody, it's time for Johnsy and a man's cutting room.
For everybody, it's time Johnsy and Amanda's cutting room and
hits the cutting room.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
On the cutting room floor today. Zempic.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
A zempic for dogs and a zempic for cats. This
is what could hit the market in the next couple
of years. So this is happening in America. But whatever
they do, we're going to be doing the same. The
obesity crisis extends beyond humans, and studies suggests that around
sixty percent of dogs and cats in America are overweight.
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So a zempic as m pets. We don't have the
azempets here. Pharmaceutical companies are sniffing out new territory, tapping
the same science behind the weight loss drugs to develop
a similar treatment for pets.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's probably not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, this is the thing that dogs and cats live
longer and have better lives when they're.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Not overweight as to humans.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
As to humans, my dog Mini was very spherical. Harley
was overfeeding her, feeding her breakfast, feeding a dinner, and
I took over the feet. Her little paws, her wrists,
dog wrists whatever they are, would get sore when we
went to the park and la Vet said, she's just
carrying too much weight and she's hurting herself when she's
chasing a ball. So she's not a big dog in
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terms of height. Border collie. She had to lose six
kilos shownly ways now about twenty six kilos. She had
to lose six kilos, which is is that a quarter
of your body weight? Maybe it's a lot of your
body weight, something like that massive. So she was very
gracious when she just went from having wet food and
all of this to just having biscuits. I must say
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now that she's older, she's thirteen, and little thing I
see her elderly hips a little elderly face, and she
I have to help her get into the car now
and things that is harder, and she's getting a bit dottery.
So I do give her leftovers because I think, you know, sure, yeah,
I let her take up smoking, because why not? Why
not she wants to get a motorbike. I wouldn't say no,
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Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I do wonder about a zempic everywhere, because you hear
good and bad stories about it. And I know a
lot of people that are on a zenpic now. But
then you hear about a zempic blindness, blindness. That's the thing,
is zempi make you blind? A zempic feet. And there's
another one that just dropped a zempic volver.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
A zempic volver.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Have you heard of this?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I read it this morning.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It dropped.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
This is where well the fat in all your body parts,
I assume goes yep. And people talking about a zempic
face and now there's this, And there's restaurants in America
that are struggling in LA and places like that. In
the big influencer places, no one's ordering food and some
restaurants are catering for this. Now they're doing smaller portions,
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almost like for US an entree size to cater for
people whose appetites aren't as big when you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Look at it. In America, that was the place of the.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Big foods, the big, big foods.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
You go and get big foods.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Think of Americans when they come here and disorder a sandwich,
a salad sandwich, or a hamsung and that's what you get.
Two pieces of bread, a piece of ham, and that'll
do you. Over there, you get eighteen layers of the ham,
big pieces of bread. You get a side order of
potato chips, you get a giant pickle with it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I remember I first went to America, went to La
about nineteen eighty two, and there's a restaurant franchise called Sambos.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Probably politically incorrect now because it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Had the whole thing, oh yeah, whole imagery.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, But it wasn't named after that. They just leaned
into it. It wasn't named after Black America. It was
originally a white chef and his name was Sam, and
they just.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Got a Sambos.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
But then somewhere along the line they thought it would
be good to use that iconography.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
But anyway, I remember all sort of food.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Beautiful, beautiful, Oh dear, the food was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I remember ordering just you know, toast for breakfast and
it came out it was like toast with waffles and eggs,
and they said, well, that's your toast and French fried toast.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
But even when I was to travel with beyond two
thousand and I just try and eat a healthy breakfast,
like a piece of toaster or one poached egg, and
they go, well, why would you do that? You think, well,
I'm on the road for eight weeks. I don't want
to look like a person sitting at the table next
to you.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, exactly, But now you've got a zempic. So you
eat what you want and you only risk is a
zembic volver.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Why I drive a Saba?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
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cutting room floor. Today.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I was talking to my friend over the weekend, and.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Which friend is this? Is it an anonymous friend or
friend's anonymous friend?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I know her radio And she said that her mum
had had had had a turn and had to go
to hospital, but all is well, just needed to have
some test done. But when my friend turned up at
the hospital and she said, where's dad, her mother said, oh,
I had to send him home. She looked over at him,
and he gets anxious in hospitals. He was sitting in
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the chair next to her and he had her handbag
on his lap. She said his hands were clutching it
like he was an old lady on a bus, right,
And it gave her the ick and she sent him home.
Who knows where in anyone's relationship you draw the line
with the ick. And there's a whole Reddit thread devoted
(01:38):
to the ick. Okay, let's share them. I've done a
print out for your brand and you've got some here too.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh, Okay, good, good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
How about this one? This is from someone This is
on their first date, Courtney, thirty six years old. Yep,
we were making out on the couch and I asked
him if he wanted to take it to the bedroom.
As we're getting up to go to bed. He muttered,
YATSI under his breath.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
See these things in the whole scheme of things are small,
but it doesn't take much to give you the ick.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it's my mate, an anonymous mate, because I don't
want him to get in trouble. Years ago, he was
cracking onto this nurse and that was doing really really well,
and he went back to the nurse's quarters and the
nurse got a bra of and she had really hairy nipples,
and he said, oh, not.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
For me, and imagine how she feels.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
He said, not for me, No, no, no, he didn't
say that to her directly.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
He says, went, oh, that's not for me, and he
just left.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What about this one? This is from Sophie who's thirty.
This is the relationship status was a one night stand.
Within sixty minutes of watching a women's soccer game. He
called a physio massage. Massage physio dramatic said her Now
polish was attention seeking and complained it wasn't the premier league,
And they say women are emotional. See, this is the stuff.
(02:53):
This is where you go. If you're trying to decide
whether you're going to give someone a go or not,
you go. No, that's it, You're out, Laura, she said.
She said, I asked him what he was up to,
and he said he was playing video games. He's forty one.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
What is that eqworthy?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I haven't played video games.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's the nature of ick. It's different for everybody. It's
different for everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I've got a pinball machine. I play that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
For some people that's great, but others full ick.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can't tell them I'm married. It doesn't everything I
do is ick.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How about this one? She owned thirty La boo boos.
I tried to look past it until she kissed each
single one of them good night.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, you know, once you've got the soft toys seating
up there over the mantelpiece.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And that's how guys feel about that. Women's version of
is Star Wars collectibles.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yep, yep. All of it's icky, But some people say,
oh yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Don't say, but it's okay to have Star Wars collectibles,
but not lab boo boos.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, I'm just saying some people, when you're stoking the fire,
you're not looking at the labooboo.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But next minute you're in a relationship with someone who
has eighteen million stuffed cats. That's how it goes. Be
careful at the beginning.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I would say you have been warned on the cutting
room floor today. Time you had a big night out
on the town.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I went out on last Friday night.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The living room room boys. What happened there?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, we went to dinner which was very nice, and
had a drink afterwards. No one went crazy. It was
one of those mad ones, but it was a night out.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What if you had a big night, so big that
you were rollicking drunk and you had to get rolled
up into like a Japanese style futon and send home
that was.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The week before. What are you talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, in Japan, the authority over there have a great
way of handling drunk people. If you get to drunk
over there, you get wrapped up like a burrito and
take it away. I know I'm mixing my countryes there,
but they've got a large plastic sheet. It's known as
a bohin your keon futon, which is Japanese like a
drug a drunk wrap. And when they find an individual,
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the cops have these things. They find an individual in
the in the street and maybe they might think that
that person is a threat to public safety or themselves
due to intoxication. Police officers wrap the person in the
sheet and this is designed to restrain the individual without
causing injury, preventing them from flailing or running away, so.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
They don't take them anywhere that has wrap them up
and leave them in the street.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm not too sure about that.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I suppose you could stack them in the back of
the Japanese paddy wagon like a carpet delivery van, because
if you just.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Leave them in the street and they can't open their
arms like a baby that's been swaddled, it makes them
even more vulnerable.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, that is true, but I would imagine the Japanese
are very good.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
At you know, oragami. They fold you nicely.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, because there are some you know, in my time,
I've had some moments where what well, just where I've
got home and I thought, how the hell did I
get home?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And you're wondering why you're dressed as a burrito.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I remember when you once.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Fall asleep under you thought it was your friend's house
because there was a pool.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You got thrown out of a party and the house
were staying out. I was. Yeah, so at the front
of the house there was very suburban set up. There
was a caravan and that's where we're all staying. So
I got thrown out of the party, sent to the caravan,
got out of the caravan, and because I got thrown
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out of that as well, right there, walked up the street,
fell asleep on the nature street.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Woke up and was all disorientated.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Dangerous, asleep on a nature se I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Just going to I'm just going to go back inside
the house and just get some sleep. But I won't
go into the caravan or the house. I'll go underneath
the house. And it had like an addict I'm not
an addict space, not a basement space, but underneath the house.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Bit that was head high.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So I'm walking under the house and there's push bikes
and stuff like that. Yeah, all that stuff, and I've
got my cigarette lighter try because I couldn't see anything
to flick.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Can't can't see where I'm going. Just look for a
comfortable place where.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I on a meeting strip. You're not picky.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So anyway, I'm there and there's no good so I'll
go back to the caravan. I walk outside and there's
a man standing there and he said can I help you?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I went, I am mister Stadman. Now are you
I'm just looking for a place to sleep And he
said are you all right? And I said no, I'm
just looking for a place to sleep.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And at that point I noticed I was standing next
to his above grand pool and I said, you've got
an above grand pool and he yes, yes, yes I do.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And I said, but you've also got an inground pool
out the back. You've got two pools. Why have you
got an armbuff grand pool and an ingrand pool? And
he said I think you should leave, and I said, no,
I'm mister standman. I'll go ahead to the caravan. So
he sort of showed me to the gate, and as
I walked.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Out onto the street, there was no caravan.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
There was no caravan, and I couldn't even recognized where
I was. I didn't know how far up the street
I had walked. Oh, no, and I looked back at
the house. I went, I don't know where I am. No,
And this is before phones or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, I loved how the man said.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think thank you should believe. And I just had
this panicked. Where where am I?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Where's my burrito?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Look down the street, apiece, and there was the caravan.
And then I ran down to the caravan and I
opened the door and I stormed into the door and Omo,
my good mate, was asleep on the floor and I
didn't realize that, and I was standing on his chest.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You guys won't believe what happened.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
To me as you're cracking his writ and almost to
this day has an injury. Now he's in his middle
late fifties. He's got a Sternham injury that I caused
that night. And whenever I go near him, he always
protects his Sternham.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Wow, the life of Brendan Jones?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What were doing life? What we do in life? He
goes in eternity.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
How unlike the home life of our own dear queen.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Finally the Japanese are around to around me up.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Absolutely everybody who is more Georgy Hanna that has got moved.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Different ready, everybody to.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Georgy handa has got.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
On the cutting room floor something that has read its
head many, many, many times on.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Our show talking about shopping carts.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Shopping carto, shopping trolley? What are you American?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And I say trolley?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You say trolley?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, it says I'm off my cart.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, you that's an American.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Is there's a meme that's going around people saying I
can't sleep, I need a good night's sleep. And then
they are at three am watching a German show where
people have to push a shopping trolley into a into
a certain area.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, it's a show. It's a show, does trolley? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You tried to host that front the.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
German version of Grand Danya. It's going to be a
host yet now.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But the shopping trolley, and you and I have discussed
this many times. I am one who always returns the
trolley to its corraling station.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And what do you you do? Let's just I do
the same.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I would never in a million years abandon a trolley.
I would never abandoned it.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Sometimes you might see an ad hoc stack of trolleys,
well next to the car.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
There's levels of stacking a trolley. Let me talk you
through this theory about the kind of person you are
depending on what you do with the trolley.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Okay, here they call.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It a shopping cart, so let's just call it a
shopping cart. We all agree, Australia. I'm reading what they've
said here.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You can't change the words.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, the shopping trolley in case Brendan can't understand the word.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Cars, and we're in Australia, not a Moroccan.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
The shopping trolley is the ultimate litmus test for whether
a person is capable of self governing. To assurant reshurant
to return the shopping trolley. See what you've done, You've
stopped me speaking English is an easy, convenient task and
one which we all recognize as the correct appropriate thing
to do. Yep, to return the shopping trolley is objectively right,
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says here. There are no situation other than dire emergencies
in which a person is not able to return their trolley.
Agreed simultaneously, it's not illegal to abandon your shopping trolley. Therefore,
the shopping trolley presents itself as the apex example of
whether a person will do what's right without being forced
to do it. No one will punish you for not
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returning the shopping trolley. No one will find you or
kill you for not returning the shopping trolley. You gain
nothing by returning the trolley. Yes, we get it. You
must return the shopping trolley out of the goodness of
your own heart. You must return the trolley because it's
the right thing to do, because it's correct. A person
who is unable to do this is no better than
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an animal, an absolute savage. You can only be made
to do what's right by threatening them with the law
and the force that stands behind it. Yep, the shopping
trolley is what determines whether a person is a good
or bad member of society.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'll go one step further. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
This is bragging up into categories lawful good. That's when
you turn the trolley to the store inside the good
that's lawful good.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's lawful plus you're being us good. So that's when
you take it back to the corral inside the.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Inside the shopping cetup. Neutral good. This is when you
return it to the corraling station not in the shopping center,
but it's in the car park.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That is designated for returns good on you.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So the lawful good people will go past the corral
and take it directly into the shopping center, so the
shopping set of cart guy doesn't have to pick them
up at all.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Doing am otter of a job.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Not necessarily because there's always trolleys.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Chaotic good is when you go up to the corral
and you just push it and let it go in there.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Hence your TV show, do we call it a corral
while we're talking about trolley rather than.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, it's got a craw. Then there's lawful neutral. What's
that when you return it to another store? Who would
do that?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well, you're next to Audi and you're next to b WS,
a BWS trolley.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You put it into Audi vice versa.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Okay, chaotic neutral, that's when it's returned to nature.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You just put on the medium strip inside the shopping
cetera where.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It goes back to grow in its natural environment.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Not necessarily, you just put it. You know, you're abandoning
the shopping trolley.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Lawful evil? What's that?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Unreturned but neatly stacked? So you see one shopping trolley? Yeah, okay,
and then you make an ad hoc lisp.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Even though it's just maybe in front of someone's house.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Natural or neutral evil is when you leave it in
a parking space.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, that's that's unacceptable. That's not neutral evil.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Chaotic evil is when you return it to a covert,
meaning you push it off the edge the verge and
a plunks into the water. You are truly, that's just chaos.
That's chaos for me. I always return the trolley because
the Lord smiles upon you.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You're not going to tell this story.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
One day, I return my trolley. They're in the trolley
preceeding my trolley was a barbee.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
To ask the question, were you inside the store or just.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was neutral good? Good for me?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
He's returning to the corral outside the store, but designated area.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Exactly if I was lawful good and taken it into
the shop, et cetera, some undern employee off Coals or
Woolworths would have noticed the chicken within the trolley and
they would.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Have said, this is the trolley that was in front
of you.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, I would have missed it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
If that person neutral good had returned the trolley. We've
said chicken, and unfortunately for them they forgot their chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That happens.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But you've said you The Lord rewarded you, well, I.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Picked up the chicken.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
What about the person who bought the chicken and took
it to the corral?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Where was there?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
All?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
They would have got home, unpacked their groceries and said,
oh bugger, I've left the chickens.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
We're not eating tonight.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
There's nothing else that they can do.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
They can't get in the carriage.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You were kissed by the universe and they weren't.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Because I returned the trolley. And that's so had they?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, but they returned trolley. So what will happen is
they will get something good coming their way.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Is that how you sleep at night?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That's how I sleep? And I slept very very well
because I'm that sort of person.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
With a full tummy someone else's chicken.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's a person who a like minded person, and that
person would be happy.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Thinking, well, someone good did it. Wasn't mister chaotic evil
who got it?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And that could be a new Marvel baddie chaotic evil
who just goes and pushes troll it.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
One time, many years ago, I bought a bunch of
Indian food and as I was unpacking the Indian food
just outside the Indian food shop, I left one of
the containers, A buttered chicken just sitting there, and I
didn't put it back into the bag. Ironically, I was
checking to put it so if they put everything in there,
I talked the butter chickens in there.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I left that there.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Got to home that sands the buttered chicken, so I
left it there. So I'd like to think that someone
coming out of that Indian.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Store, Oh my god, who would take home a buttered
chicken a roast Rotisseriy, you have said a rotissery chicken.
At least this is in your defense. I can't believe
I'm defending. You said there was a sticker that said
when it was cooked times blah blah blah. A butter
chicken could have anything in it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, but still, how long has it been Well, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I just hope that someone, a neutral, good person like
me got the benefits of that chicken.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Wow, they're probably still feeling them in hospital.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Everybody hear from Lauro on the cutting room floor today.
That's a croc.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
That's a croc. Let's talk about crocodiles. Let's talk about
the Fitzroy River in Queensland, which is about five hundred
k's north of Brisbane. This is home to a lot
of crocodiles and in the nineteen seventies salties were a
protected species. Well they've been a protected species since then
because their population was decimated by hunting before that.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, everyone, Well that was what crocodile Dundee was based
on because for the crocodile meat and the leather, all
those things as Ermese bags they made of crocodile.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
The cost you know, I've seen the shoes, the crocs,
so they made of crocodiles. Actually, have they thought of
making crocs out of crocodiles?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
This is a great idea. Let's get on the ground floor.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What's interesting is that this is what's happening in the
Fitzroy River. Crocs live there. Let's just accept that it's
five hundred k's north of Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It was announced in March that this is going to
be the scene of the rowing and the canoeing events
in the twenty thirty two Olympic and Paralympic Games in Queensland.
So you're getting a river that is infested with crocs
and telling your rowing and canoeingists that that's where they're
(17:41):
going to do it, They're saying. Locals are saying that
running into an apex predator is unlikely at that time
of year, but the saltwater crocs are most easy to spot.
They bask their cold blood on the river banks. But
you can never be sure. And how about this? Professor
Craig Franklin, the University of Queensland's croc expert, says, why
would you do that rowing in a place where it's
(18:02):
the natural habitat of the world's largest species of crocodilian
and arguably the most dangerous. Why would you do it?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
What would you do it?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It'll make you row faster?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
There is that.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I'm not thinking more of the crocodiles, but just the distance.
Why the hell they've got it in Brisbane, the Brisbane
River which had rowing clubs because I know that because
when I lived in Brisbane used to row on the
Brisbane River and canoe on the Brisbane River.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Why aren't they just doing it in Brisbane?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Are they Brisbane Games or the Queensland Games. It doesn't
matter if they like to spread them around.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Five hundred CA's is miles away. This is the jobes
that run.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
This ca Maybe they're having Brandon the sailing events on
the Brisbane River, perhaps.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Sailing Morton Bay. Brisbane is a perfect city for the
Olympic Games. I just don't understand why they would put
it five hundred k's away from the city.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Maybe for funding, they need to make it look like
we're going to get tourism to all kinds of places
around the state. I'm just speculating that maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
The damn fools that run this country.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Why don't they do it in a dam Well?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You know it just it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You've been a rower, you said, yes, it is new
to me. What creatures have you seen in the Brisbane River?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
None?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I got a crab so brown? You got crabs in Brisbane?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I got a crab.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
That's when you're out of step with all the other rowers,
out of out of stroke, and.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The or digs in and you get thrown out of
the boat.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
So you got thrown into the water.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, I didn't know. I got smashed in the head
by the oar.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It hurts, and then they throw you out.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Is that because you're ru on the race? No?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The force because you're in an eight I was in
an eight man crew you're rowing along and if you're
out of stroke, the or digs in and because it's
out of stroke with everyone else under your India ribs
and lifts you out of the boat and throws you
out of the boat.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Crab.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh, I see that's what the crab was.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Remember Sally laid down. Sally, she gave up to avoid
a crab. She that's why she laid down so her
head wouldn't get taken.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Off because she got out of time. I thought she
just got time.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
She gave she gave up.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Can you get back into the rhythm.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
If once one?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And that's why all of her teams blew up because
you have to row and row until you die.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
If you're a rowing eight.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Get out of step, out of time, you can't reclaim it.
You just have to stop rowing.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I don't think I've ever seen anyone reclaim it from
a crab.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Once that or digs in and that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Really, did you take pleasure in it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Rowing? That's very good? Yeah? I like it. I like rowing.
I paddle every day.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
On the solitary. I didn't see you as a team guy.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I didn't mind it so much.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
But rowing, by and large, you've got to adjust to
everyone else, And.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Did you like being told what to do? Because I
know you have joined an older sailing crew and you
don't like being yelled at and told what to do.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Well, they're just old cranky blikes to just yell at
you as soon as look at you.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Right, that's called having someone in charge. And you don't
like having someone in charge of Jones Man.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
And these guys because they've got no filter.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
But the other thing is they're all captains of industry,
so you know, one owns a very successful appliance business
and they're all multi multi millionaires.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And then there's you.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And then there's me.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I'm just there because I do like to sail, and
it's nice to sail on Sydney Harbor. It's an opportunity
to sell these old eighten footers that were round they
still go to these days, but we don't have them.
These are the old ones, not the moderns, and from
they used to bet on them in the harbor in
the thirties. But these old guys, they just yell at
each other. One day, I'm sitting there just eating my
(21:29):
little birch of musley. Because it takes about five hours
to set up the boat. So I eat my Birch
and Musley and Bob, who's on our crew, is there.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
And there's another guy another talking about his uncle Bob.
That's another thing. All these guys are called Robert or Bob.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
So this other guy called angry, and there's no shortage
of blokes will tell you how it's done.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So this guy's.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Angry as I'm sitting Bircher Musley, he has if my
uncle Bob was here, he'd tell you, blokes how to
set this boat up. And he just droned on and
my eyes were glazing over. Then my Bob from the
crew looks at angry. He goes, and you know what
this Bob guy says. I mean, this angry guy says, well,
you're not my uncle Bob taught me. And then my
(22:11):
Bob said that you're an asshole. And you know, when
you're inhale Musly, I put it to you, so I
started choking.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I know, but I put it to you that anyone saying, hey,
go over and pull that rope, you'd be outraged because
no one's the boss of you. You're not good at teams.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No, I am good at teams, and I'm good at
taking direction. But when it's the dopes that run the country.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think you've just answered my question.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So I would be yelling at Brisbane, yelling at the crocs.
Who's the l president of Brisban I'm not sure, Palichet,
she cocked it up.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Because you didn't want to do it. Who's the new one?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I don't know, but you speaks so charmingly and there's
such an informed manner. We should be on the Olympic committee.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Just put it in the Brisbane River for God's sake,
you idiots.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Everybody, it's time for Johnsy and a man's cutting room.
For everybody, it's time Johnsy and Amanda's cutting room and
hits the cutting room.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
On the cutting room floor today. Zempic.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
A zempic for dogs and a zempic for cats. This
is what could hit the market in the next couple
of years. So this is happening in America. But whatever
they do, we're going to be doing the same. The
obesity crisis extends beyond humans, and studies suggests that around
sixty percent of dogs and cats in America are overweight.
(23:38):
So a zempic as m pets. We don't have the
azempets here. Pharmaceutical companies are sniffing out new territory, tapping
the same science behind the weight loss drugs to develop
a similar treatment for pets.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's probably not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, this is the thing that dogs and cats live
longer and have better lives when they're.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Not overweight as to humans.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
As to humans, my dog Mini was very spherical. Harley
was overfeeding her, feeding her breakfast, feeding a dinner, and
I took over the feet. Her little paws, her wrists,
dog wrists whatever they are, would get sore when we
went to the park and la Vet said, she's just
carrying too much weight and she's hurting herself when she's
chasing a ball. So she's not a big dog in
(24:25):
terms of height. Border collie. She had to lose six
kilos shownly ways now about twenty six kilos. She had
to lose six kilos, which is is that a quarter
of your body weight? Maybe it's a lot of your
body weight, something like that massive. So she was very
gracious when she just went from having wet food and
all of this to just having biscuits. I must say
(24:46):
now that she's older, she's thirteen, and little thing I
see her elderly hips a little elderly face, and she
I have to help her get into the car now
and things that is harder, and she's getting a bit dottery.
So I do give her leftovers because I think, you know, sure, yeah,
I let her take up smoking, because why not? Why
not she wants to get a motorbike. I wouldn't say no,
(25:08):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I do wonder about a zempic everywhere, because you hear
good and bad stories about it. And I know a
lot of people that are on a zenpic now. But
then you hear about a zempic blindness, blindness. That's the thing,
is zempi make you blind? A zempic feet. And there's
another one that just dropped a zempic volver.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
A zempic volver.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Have you heard of this?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I read it this morning.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It dropped.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
This is where well the fat in all your body parts,
I assume goes yep. And people talking about a zempic
face and now there's this, And there's restaurants in America
that are struggling in LA and places like that. In
the big influencer places, no one's ordering food and some
restaurants are catering for this. Now they're doing smaller portions,
(25:55):
almost like for US an entree size to cater for
people whose appetites aren't as big when you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Look at it. In America, that was the place of the.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Big foods, the big, big foods.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
You go and get big foods.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Think of Americans when they come here and disorder a sandwich,
a salad sandwich, or a hamsung and that's what you get.
Two pieces of bread, a piece of ham, and that'll
do you. Over there, you get eighteen layers of the ham,
big pieces of bread. You get a side order of
potato chips, you get a giant pickle with it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I remember I first went to America, went to La
about nineteen eighty two, and there's a restaurant franchise called Sambos.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Probably politically incorrect now because it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Had the whole thing, oh yeah, whole imagery.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, But it wasn't named after that. They just leaned
into it. It wasn't named after Black America. It was
originally a white chef and his name was Sam, and
they just.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Got a Sambos.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
But then somewhere along the line they thought it would
be good to use that iconography.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
But anyway, I remember all sort of food.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Beautiful, beautiful, Oh dear, the food was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I remember ordering just you know, toast for breakfast and
it came out it was like toast with waffles and eggs,
and they said, well, that's your toast and French fried toast.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
But even when I was to travel with beyond two
thousand and I just try and eat a healthy breakfast,
like a piece of toaster or one poached egg, and
they go, well, why would you do that? You think, well,
I'm on the road for eight weeks. I don't want
to look like a person sitting at the table next
to you.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, exactly, But now you've got a zempic. So you
eat what you want and you only risk is a
zembic volver.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Why I drive a Saba?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
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