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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
I love local news. My local newspaper, this Georgia and
Sutherland Leader. Unfortunately, because of all the wet weather we've had,
ended up in my galler and my wife has run
over it repeatedly, not in one go because she's against
local news.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
She was scareduled on the cover again.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
She's turned it into a pop But where else are
we going to read the letters to the editor? Where
else were we going to get my outrage about youths on
e bikes and people You can get that outrage anywhere,
and elderly people having falls and being assisted by either
a good Samaritan or b they had their wallet returned
by a good smart Where am I going to get
that information from?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well? Absolutely where Maybe you go on your local Facebook page.
Well that's the wealth of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Funny that one. I've got a story here that's come
across my desk, and this came from the area of
Bundan noon. Unfortunately tonight, as my young grandson and I
were walking the dog, we witnessed a man doing his
business in the middle of Bundanoon Road. When we say business,
we're not talking about he's running a mister minute franchise.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Was he doing away in the middle of the road.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
He was doing the other one. No, please keep an
eye out, We yelled at the man, but he ran
into the bush nearby. Now this comes with a picture.
I'm just going to hold this up for you to look,
and I must have met that is That is very
good timing as far as getting the shot.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Looks like he's crouching with three legs and.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
He's managed to You know, that should be part of
a fotography competition because the actual getting that composition together
to do the timing like.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
He's it's it's how do we describe what we're seeing.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, it's a sizeable Barrington.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But it's acted from the moment it leaves and so
it coils. Let's just put it that way. It's in
mid air.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's mid air and we're talking about I reckon. There's
probably about a foot of space between between bump cheek
and tarmac and the photographers managed to cut it catch
it perfectly. Mid flight.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You can't It's like he's balancing on a stick. But
let me ask you this guy. The guy looks like
he's under a street light in the middle of the road.
Why does he go near a bush?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I think he's doing it for there, for the what
the attention? And I think, person, I'm going to say
this right now, I think the photographers in Khodes this is.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You with this. Do you think he and his friend
have made up? I was walking with.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
My It's so, it's so I.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Think Jack would do. Isn't it something my son.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Is your son? Have a good look at that bum, cheek,
because the poo joggers they're they're kind of everywhere, now,
you know.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I think it's like when my son went on the
local Facebook things and frog fanciers yes, said he'd found
something that was from the Amazon. It wasn't likely to
be in any one's backyard. They're just razzing. You think
that this is a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Look at the size of that pooh. It's as big
as a pine cone, and it's trajectory, it's been perfectly
caught between pavement and as I said before, cheek, what do.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You think is the psychology behind being a poo jogger?
Have there always been them? Or do we just around?
But now that we've got cameras and people, people who
get us thrilled from it, you think definitely.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Public defecators get a big thrill. It's a thing for them.
It's a thing and you know so much. It made
it into popular culture. Do you remember the episode of
Neighbors doctor Carl became a pooh cyclist. That's right, this,
this particular this, I kid you not was an episode
on Neighbors.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh no, what's wrong? Chains list?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yes, that's right, you keep going.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, let me see, it's all right as long as
you were an experienced bike beginning here.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I I'm faster than you. I can catch up. I
didn't realize I was dealing with a leading expert.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
By the way, I'll work it out. Enjoy.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
She rides off. Then Doctor Carl do's a furtive look around,
pushes his bike into the bush to snap one off.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Snap one off. He's wearing lycra that's not easy. Do
you think, though, that the timing was this off? He'd
had a coffee riding his ba Oh god.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Did you hear what she said? Again?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, but it might be the timing when they go
for a ride, he goes, Oh the coffee.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Is that's what That's what they all say. And you're
an apologist for pool joggers.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now no, no, I want to give them a ticket
Tate Parade, Brendan toilet paper at the.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
If we can time it right, you know, that should
be winning an award. That that photo. Okay, now just
check the picture. Is it your son's bum? No?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Come back tomorrow from what John did and an answers