⛪️ People Are Baptising Their Labubus!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gem Nation constantly. I look at the telemetry
on your phone and I would say, go to bed,
get off your phone. You know, I do like to
scroll at night. The image I have of is sort
of I'm gold not Goldilocks, little red riding Hood's grandmother.
I'm in bed in my nightie, my big long nose,
glasses on, and there's the wolf trying to get in.

(00:21):
I thought I was the wolf. I can't tell you
the wolf eat the granny. Yes, I thought she was
a fox. Anyway away from that. So I'd find quirky
bits and pieces and I often share them with you,
and you just ignore them. I send them to you
if you and the girls of the type people here,

(00:42):
I just can't see. I don't have notifications on my phone. Well,
there's the amount of stuff that you send me. It's
called content. This is the stuff we speak for three
hours on the radio. This is where the information comes from,
and it's important things. But let's start with this information away,
my friends. Okay, here's three stories that caught my eye.
Have a listen. What do you think is going on here?

(01:04):
You're not going to do a number of them are
Releasu santo I mean, the woman sounds like some sort
of religious ceremony. It's a baptism, but it's a la
Boo boo baptism because La Boo Boos people are staying
to baptize their Laboo Boo dolls because it was reported
that the one of the dolls, or that maybe all

(01:26):
of them, I'm not sure, was modeled after the demon Pazuzu.
So they're having them baptized to get rid of the demon.
So for your Laboo Boo to get rid of the Pazuzu,
you have to do a bit of woo woo. But
let look, the Labooboo cells are quite extraordinary. Yeah, two
point nine billion dollars Australian dollars in the first half

(01:48):
of twenty twenty five. I was a Channel nine on Friday.
There was a grown woman walking around with one attached
to her bag. Yeah, well that's what their handbag accessories.
They're not necessarily for kids. And then have you seen
digital Jenne. I made a joke and they looked at
me as I if I was mentally breafed. Mentally bref
that's one of the names of the Laboo Boos. All right,

(02:11):
Another thing I told you earlier that I went to
see a bon Jovi tribute bander how amazing they were.
I was on my evening scroll I came across this.
This is a farmer playing one of bon Jovi's songs
on his pig. We're halfway there, take my hands well,

(02:35):
make it. I swear on a prayer. He's pressing down
on a big fat peek. He's not playing it like
a bagpipe. Now, my final story that I like to
share with you is the story of Ned. Ned is

(02:59):
a snail, and he's a very rare snail. He has
a lefty shell, not politically lefty, yep. The swirl of
his shell goes in the opposite direction to every other snail.
It's one in forty thousand and because of this, because
of his rare shell, his genital even though even though

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snails are hermaphrodites, the spiraling of his shell for lefty
snails mean that their bedroom bits are reversed. So he
can only match up with a partner who's who will
match with Kay. So he's got a one in forty
thousand chance. So this snail is in New Zealand. All
of New Zealand is combing their backyards and their gardens

(03:41):
for potential lefty snail shell lovers for ned I amaphrodite one. Yeah,
so look, he's a good catch, he's got his own home,
he won't run out on you. But past girlfriends have
said is a little slimy boo yard. I don't think
you need to say boo yard. Go to Janus next

(04:01):
time for another exciting episode of Amanda's evening Scroll worth it,
isn't it? Yes, yes, it is worth it for me
to get half an hour sleep at night.