🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: Men Are More Loyal To Their Barbers Than Their Partners (Podcast Exclusive)
September 11, 2025 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hey everybody, it's time for Josie and Amanda's cousin room floor.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I say, Amanda, what's on the cutting room floor today?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I've got some interesting statistics. That's not easy to say.
You try interesting statistics, rack off to run past you.
We often talk about the relationship women have with their
hairdressers and how they're very loyal to It's easier to
leave a romantic partner than it is to leave a hairdresser.
I think, but what about this though? This is turning
(00:53):
all that on its head, talking about the relationship men
now have with their hair dresses. And I wonder if
this is because we see all those new funky barbershops
where it's come on in and have a dram of
whiskey in pokey big handlebar mustaship, Yeah, put stuff through
your hair. But a survey has revealed the three out
of four men this is an English survey, are more
loyal to their barbers than they are to their romantic partners.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't think this is true of you, is it?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I just go to whatever barber has the shortest queue.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
There's a lot of those dudes a day fully secret
pro to cuts your hair and you go along there.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
If there's no queue, I'll just go straight in there
and get a haircut. But you'll go to anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, I am a giant slut when it comes
to hairdress.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You are, so you how often do you go back
to the same one twice?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I ratate him a little bit, you know, As I said,
the aforementioned no que.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
One day, I was up at tweet heads.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
He was walking through them all didn't really feel like
a haircut, and the guy was just sitting there scrawling
through his phone, and I said, you're ready for a haircut?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Mate? He's yeah, a shore bro. And I sat down
and got my haircut.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But it was a scissor shop.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah that's what I do. Yeah, my son in law
what he does. He's got one of those fade haircuts.
Have you seen those?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Explain what they are?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Those that don't you know, it's all looks like you're
joining the Lebanese Army and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So on the top, A bit on the top gradation
getting shorter and short down.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Very good anyway, that takes a lot of maintenance. So
he goes back to his hairdresser. I just want to
run this past you. So he's in there getting his haircut,
simps all that, and then someone starts talking to the barber.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Hey, bro, you know your WRX outside is about to
get towed. Do you want me to move it? And
so while the.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Guy is talking to the barber, the barber puts his
hand on Michael's shoulder and then up to his ear.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So while he's talking to old mate, he's looking away
from michaels away from Michael, and he's just playing with
Michael's ear.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And Michael had this moment of self awareness where he's
looking in the mirror at him.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And sees his ear being played.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And the guy's almost in a way as if you
are working on a car or a motorbike or something
like that and you just someone starts talking to you
and you just put your hands.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
On the bonnet.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Did it make him feel ik?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah? Hy hasn't been back since.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
What's happened to the fade?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, it's now a mullet. My daughter went and cut
his hair. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She said to me, said, don't say anything when you
see Michael. You no worries and he got out of
the car hoor hey, apro And then when he turned
around I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It was like he's work hair hat.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah. Remember that time I tried to cut Harley's hand.
I didn't know he's supposed to put a guard on it. Yeah,
And I texted the boys and said, say nothing. It
looked like it had a lobotomy.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, so there's a lot to be done.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hi still got to a hairdresser who had enormous bosoms,
and he always would look straight into the mirror. He
knew if he's turned his head from side to side,
well it made him deaf because you know, pressed up
against his ears. Yeah, but he had to be very
careful how he moved his head. I don't know how
closely she was sitting standing behind him. He felt threatened,
He felt threatened of inappropriate at any given moment. Propriety
(04:07):
is the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Just get off on that, because I had a similar
case with a lady. Not huge bosoms, but bosoms enough,
and she was cutting my hair and I did to
have one of those moments of self realization as I
looked into the mirror and she had side Bosom, but
her Bosom was over my face because you're.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Standing like at my side doing that. And then so
Bosom was there.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Bosom was there, and I was looking dead ahead, didn't
know where to look.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Did you play with your ear?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, No, that's a funny day. That was john Ce
a name of this gun room for from back tomorrow,
for some more
My Heart podcasts, hear more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hey everybody, it's time for Josie and Amanda's cousin room floor.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I say, Amanda, what's on the cutting room floor today?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I've got some interesting statistics. That's not easy to say.
You try interesting statistics, rack off to run past you.
We often talk about the relationship women have with their
hairdressers and how they're very loyal to It's easier to
leave a romantic partner than it is to leave a hairdresser.
I think, but what about this though? This is turning
(00:53):
all that on its head, talking about the relationship men
now have with their hair dresses. And I wonder if
this is because we see all those new funky barbershops
where it's come on in and have a dram of
whiskey in pokey big handlebar mustaship, Yeah, put stuff through
your hair. But a survey has revealed the three out
of four men this is an English survey, are more
loyal to their barbers than they are to their romantic partners.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't think this is true of you, is it?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I just go to whatever barber has the shortest queue.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
There's a lot of those dudes a day fully secret
pro to cuts your hair and you go along there.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
If there's no queue, I'll just go straight in there
and get a haircut. But you'll go to anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, I am a giant slut when it comes
to hairdress.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You are, so you how often do you go back
to the same one twice?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I ratate him a little bit, you know, As I said,
the aforementioned no que.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
One day, I was up at tweet heads.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
He was walking through them all didn't really feel like
a haircut, and the guy was just sitting there scrawling
through his phone, and I said, you're ready for a haircut?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Mate? He's yeah, a shore bro. And I sat down
and got my haircut.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But it was a scissor shop.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah that's what I do. Yeah, my son in law
what he does. He's got one of those fade haircuts.
Have you seen those?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Explain what they are?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Those that don't you know, it's all looks like you're
joining the Lebanese Army and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So on the top, A bit on the top gradation
getting shorter and short down.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Very good anyway, that takes a lot of maintenance. So
he goes back to his hairdresser. I just want to
run this past you. So he's in there getting his haircut,
simps all that, and then someone starts talking to the barber.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Hey, bro, you know your WRX outside is about to
get towed. Do you want me to move it? And
so while the.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Guy is talking to the barber, the barber puts his
hand on Michael's shoulder and then up to his ear.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So while he's talking to old mate, he's looking away
from michaels away from Michael, and he's just playing with
Michael's ear.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And Michael had this moment of self awareness where he's
looking in the mirror at him.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And sees his ear being played.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And the guy's almost in a way as if you
are working on a car or a motorbike or something
like that and you just someone starts talking to you
and you just put your hands.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
On the bonnet.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Did it make him feel ik?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah? Hy hasn't been back since.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
What's happened to the fade?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, it's now a mullet. My daughter went and cut
his hair. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She said to me, said, don't say anything when you
see Michael. You no worries and he got out of
the car hoor hey, apro And then when he turned
around I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It was like he's work hair hat.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah. Remember that time I tried to cut Harley's hand.
I didn't know he's supposed to put a guard on it. Yeah,
And I texted the boys and said, say nothing. It
looked like it had a lobotomy.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, so there's a lot to be done.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hi still got to a hairdresser who had enormous bosoms,
and he always would look straight into the mirror. He
knew if he's turned his head from side to side,
well it made him deaf because you know, pressed up
against his ears. Yeah, but he had to be very
careful how he moved his head. I don't know how
closely she was sitting standing behind him. He felt threatened,
He felt threatened of inappropriate at any given moment. Propriety
(04:07):
is the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Just get off on that, because I had a similar
case with a lady. Not huge bosoms, but bosoms enough,
and she was cutting my hair and I did to
have one of those moments of self realization as I
looked into the mirror and she had side Bosom, but
her Bosom was over my face because you're.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Standing like at my side doing that. And then so
Bosom was there.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Bosom was there, and I was looking dead ahead, didn't
know where to look.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Did you play with your ear?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, No, that's a funny day. That was john Ce
a name of this gun room for from back tomorrow,
for some more
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