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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app. He
shows he had a man that's cutting room for He
shows he had a man that's cutting room.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
For Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The amand are on the cutting room floor today. We
had such a full show we couldn't get round to this,
and I really wanted to.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
We're talking about conspiracy theories. The whole world is rife
with them at the moment. Political conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I thought I'd heard most of them, but a couple
of really bonkers ones I've come across, and I thought
i'd share them with you. The first one. You know,
we often talk about time travel. Ye who knew the
weo goold time travel thanks to a Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Have a listen to how it's explained by this fella.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Rubik's Cube has been solved faster and faster every year
since it came out, and it won't be long before
they and solve it in negative time, enabling people to
travel backwards in time using the rubic scube. The maker
of the rubic Scube, Totael, intends to use that to
travel back in time to when they manufactured them, and
the ones that they've already sold, they'll take those from
the past, bring them into a present so they can
(01:24):
sell them at one hundred percent profit. The problem with
this is it's great for capitalism, but that additional weight
of all those ruby scubes will shatter the Earth's mantle,
causing the Yellowstone Volcano to super volcano to erupt, which
is going to send the entire world into a volcanic
winter that could less a century or more. So our
solution is we're going to create the world bucks cube,
which is a lightweight alternative to the rubic scube. That
(01:44):
lower weight might not shatter the ear spantle, and we
can solve it faster. We can travel back in time
before Matael get the roob scubes, go back to the
Jurassic era, put them in space, and they'll replace the meteor.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Big sounds, it sounds legit.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
How can a dinosaur t rex to a rubic scube?
It doesn't have the arms, can't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But also, if I can't smike, that's a good sign.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
If you were going marketed, fight really long fight no hooker.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If you were going to she could, If you were
going to go back.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
In time and make a time travel machine.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Why would you only go back in time to resell
your Rubik's cubes.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Wouldn't you go back.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
In time to design the car and make all the
money from all the incredible inventions. Wouldn't you go back
in time and design the iPhone? Why would you just
go back so you can resell to the same people Rubik's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Cube be hard?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Did you see that movie yesterday with the Beatles songs?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yes, So that's a young fella has an accident at
the same time as a worldwide blackout, and for some
reason in this alter turn universe, the Beatles don't exist,
and he's the only person that is aware of that.
He's a musician. But then he starts writing Beatles songs.
Like he starts because he discovers that his friends don't
(02:56):
know who the better.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I understand in a way. But then he had to
come up with the Beatles songs. He had to come
up with the lyrics and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
What's it to do with Rubik's cubes?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And that's exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
If you went back, you might not have the wherewithal
to invent the Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You might go back in time again.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I've got this idea for this puzzle, but you don't
have the mechanical skills.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
No, they're saying.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What they're saying is that the Rubik's Cube people will
go back for the sole purpose of reselling you a
Rubik's Cube all over again.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I was going through the yesterday principle of that.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, right, what about the Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
From there was a time machine and the Rubi's Cube
people went back in time.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
To sell us all Rubik's cue It could be anyone.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That could be the car people, it could be under
But then if.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You were the Rubik's Cube people, why don't you go
back in time and use your time machine to make
all the other stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I wish I could go back in time for this.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
See, I've got more, I've got more. What about this
conspiracy theory? What listen to this? What if the asteroid
that killed the dinosaurs was a crashed UFO and we
are the aliens? Wow, this is what this conspiracy theory says.
Sixty five million years ago, we were still playing rock set.
An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs, or at least that's
(04:08):
what we're told some theorists ask what if it wasn't
just a rock? What if that asteroid was a massive
spacecraft crashing from deep space an ancient alien civilization fleeing extinction.
Their ship collides with Earth by accident or on purpose.
(04:29):
The impact changes the planet forever, ending the age of
the dinosaurs, clearing away for mammals and eventually us. So
many of the survivors adapted, maybe their DNA merged and evolved,
eventually leading to humanities we know it today.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
So we've been having it off with aliens.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We've become aliens if we've been looking to the stars
for aliens when all along.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Been the aliens all along.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know, I look at you, and I've always wondered
why you have three bosoms, And now I know.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Because I'm fun to dance with.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, kids, that's it for a food. They come back
tomorrow
Speaker 3 (05:05):
For more of Man of Manna's Carni Room four
My Heart podcasts here more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app. He
shows he had a man that's cutting room for He
shows he had a man that's cutting room.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
For Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The amand are on the cutting room floor today. We
had such a full show we couldn't get round to this,
and I really wanted to.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
We're talking about conspiracy theories. The whole world is rife
with them at the moment. Political conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I thought I'd heard most of them, but a couple
of really bonkers ones I've come across, and I thought
i'd share them with you. The first one. You know,
we often talk about time travel. Ye who knew the
weo goold time travel thanks to a Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Have a listen to how it's explained by this fella.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Rubik's Cube has been solved faster and faster every year
since it came out, and it won't be long before
they and solve it in negative time, enabling people to
travel backwards in time using the rubic scube. The maker
of the rubic Scube, Totael, intends to use that to
travel back in time to when they manufactured them, and
the ones that they've already sold, they'll take those from
the past, bring them into a present so they can
(01:24):
sell them at one hundred percent profit. The problem with
this is it's great for capitalism, but that additional weight
of all those ruby scubes will shatter the Earth's mantle,
causing the Yellowstone Volcano to super volcano to erupt, which
is going to send the entire world into a volcanic
winter that could less a century or more. So our
solution is we're going to create the world bucks cube,
which is a lightweight alternative to the rubic scube. That
(01:44):
lower weight might not shatter the ear spantle, and we
can solve it faster. We can travel back in time
before Matael get the roob scubes, go back to the
Jurassic era, put them in space, and they'll replace the meteor.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Big sounds, it sounds legit.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
How can a dinosaur t rex to a rubic scube?
It doesn't have the arms, can't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But also, if I can't smike, that's a good sign.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
If you were going marketed, fight really long fight no hooker.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If you were going to she could, If you were
going to go back.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
In time and make a time travel machine.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Why would you only go back in time to resell
your Rubik's cubes.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Wouldn't you go back.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
In time to design the car and make all the
money from all the incredible inventions. Wouldn't you go back
in time and design the iPhone? Why would you just
go back so you can resell to the same people Rubik's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Cube be hard?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Did you see that movie yesterday with the Beatles songs?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yes, So that's a young fella has an accident at
the same time as a worldwide blackout, and for some
reason in this alter turn universe, the Beatles don't exist,
and he's the only person that is aware of that.
He's a musician. But then he starts writing Beatles songs.
Like he starts because he discovers that his friends don't
(02:56):
know who the better.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I understand in a way. But then he had to
come up with the Beatles songs. He had to come
up with the lyrics and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
What's it to do with Rubik's cubes?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And that's exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
If you went back, you might not have the wherewithal
to invent the Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You might go back in time again.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I've got this idea for this puzzle, but you don't
have the mechanical skills.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
No, they're saying.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What they're saying is that the Rubik's Cube people will
go back for the sole purpose of reselling you a
Rubik's Cube all over again.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I was going through the yesterday principle of that.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, right, what about the Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
From there was a time machine and the Rubi's Cube
people went back in time.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
To sell us all Rubik's cue It could be anyone.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That could be the car people, it could be under
But then if.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You were the Rubik's Cube people, why don't you go
back in time and use your time machine to make
all the other stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I wish I could go back in time for this.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
See, I've got more, I've got more. What about this
conspiracy theory? What listen to this? What if the asteroid
that killed the dinosaurs was a crashed UFO and we
are the aliens? Wow, this is what this conspiracy theory says.
Sixty five million years ago, we were still playing rock set.
An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs, or at least that's
(04:08):
what we're told some theorists ask what if it wasn't
just a rock? What if that asteroid was a massive
spacecraft crashing from deep space an ancient alien civilization fleeing extinction.
Their ship collides with Earth by accident or on purpose.
(04:29):
The impact changes the planet forever, ending the age of
the dinosaurs, clearing away for mammals and eventually us. So
many of the survivors adapted, maybe their DNA merged and evolved,
eventually leading to humanities we know it today.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
So we've been having it off with aliens.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We've become aliens if we've been looking to the stars
for aliens when all along.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Been the aliens all along.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know, I look at you, and I've always wondered
why you have three bosoms, And now I know.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Because I'm fun to dance with.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, kids, that's it for a food. They come back
tomorrow
Speaker 3 (05:05):
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