🍺 PUB TEST: Would You Let A Dog Lick You On The Mouth?

Does letting a dog lick you on the mouth pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation under the Jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test letting your dog lick your lips?
Does it passed the pub test? Golden Bachelor last night
they're doing yoga with puppies.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Ah, yes, darling, Oh yes, I love you too.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
That's not her kissing the Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, No, that's her kissing a puppy. You got a
mouth kiss the Golden Bachelor, not the Golden Retriever. I
don't know how the GB felt about it.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm just so stiff and so so maybe he's not.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
So jazzed.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Dog dog. As we know, dogs lit all kinds of
things on themselves and on others. And there is a
lot of salmonella, E. Coli, parasites, etc. That can harm humans,
but in most cases, a healthy person with a robust
immune system is unlikely to become seriously ill from it.
But do you want it? I love, love, love my dog,

(00:56):
but I don't love that much. I don't like her.
She's not a licky dog. But even as a puppy,
I didn't let her lick me or the kids on
the mouth or any of that kind of stuff. But
some people don't mind it. Letting your dog lick your lips.
Is it past the pub test?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh? I could think it nothing worse than letting my
dog lick my face. I would never do it, like
I don't know where my dog's been. But then I
thought about it, and I don't know where my partner's been,
and she sometimes looks me under mouth to I don't
think of past the pup test.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
No, I'm not keen on a dog. She'ssing, licking my lips,
face whatever. Whilst it may show section you don't know
what they've been up to. I've actually seen my dogs
eat their own food so and they've also licked their
own bump, so to me, it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Ah. I think it's disgusting. You don't know what they've
been done. So it reminds me of that joke about
two old bloke sitting on the bike bench in the
park and this dog comes up to something in front
does licking at fold and one i'le focus and I
wish I could do that. Another one said, I think
she's padding first.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
That's actually good