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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:33):
On the cutting room floor today we didn't discuss Sir
Benjamin Slade and his search for a wife.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
He's a British aristocrat.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh, I like the sound of him.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
But he's got some high demands there, high high demand.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
So he's looking for a wife. Yep, tell me more
Brendan he's had.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
He's been widely known for his ongoing search for a wife,
driven by his desire to secure his estate and lineage.
His situation remains viral because his criteria are unusually detailed
and unlike anything seen in modern match banking.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
So I assume he's looking for an air yep, yep.
But what does he want the wife to be?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, okay, so what I be suitable? Say?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
He wants to be able to pass on the ownership
of his thirteen hundred acre estate.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Where is it?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Which is Irn, England? So thirteen hundred acres is quite substantial.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
That is quite Is there a big house on it?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
A castle?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
So what he wants?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
His search for a younger partner is also driven by
tax efficiency concerns, which is sexy as he aims to
leave he's a state tax free to his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I can hear the wedding vows already? Do you take
on this tax initiative?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
There are some there are some things. I'm ready to
hear a checklist?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Could it be me?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Must not be a scorpio? Are you a scorpion?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Ons? Okay? Tick that to me.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Must not be from a country starting with the letter I.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
He doesn't want an Irish wife, is that what? Or
an Iranian wife.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Or a Italian wife or Indian?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
But a few eye countries? No, no, I come from
his be all right? Okay, things looking good for me
so far.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Must have a large fortune to help with the estate. Well, actually,
you do very well. What's of money you google?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
That much you make? You make a fortune?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I don't. Can you not? Please? Brendan? Must Brendon stop?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Must be a I do all right? You do? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Next, Must be able to do physical exercise and swim.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's you.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Must be ensured for the long term relationship.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Sure, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, so so far, so far I think I passed.
What else?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Must be twenty years younger than him. How old is he?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
We haven't got the details. He's seventy nine, I am no,
I'm not so. I'd have to be fifty nine. At
least fifty, ok.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I must be under sixty years old.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Is there a photo of him?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Must be at least one hundred and sixty seven centimeters tall.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Five six. That's you. You're right on the knock.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm not sure than that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
You're five two.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
For this purposes, yes, you got a weight specification.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Must be a good breeder.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I've got two children i've bred.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Must be able to breed two sons I have. Yeah,
but I think now what I think? Now?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
What do you mean? Now?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think now?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I think now I'm open to adoption. Okay, I think
I'm doing all right.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
He's willing to accept a daughter as well. He sounds
my breast jack up at a week.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I think he drugs bunny. He sounds lovely.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Must have a shotgun license, driving license, and preferably a
helicopter pilot's license.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I've got a driver's license and I got my pen
license when I was.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, Well, bearing your mind, you are married, Brandon, bearing
your mind.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Don't take this away from me.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
In summary, out of all these criter I.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Fit most of them, apart from the breed just.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
One two three, the breeding five six seven. How do
we go with a large fortune to help with the estate?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
We decided? I do?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
All right?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
You do?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
All right? So well that's a tick.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Really you've met more than half of the Yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
The Cinderella thing, I mind seeing a photo of him. Okay,
I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Hang on, let me get him. Talk about yourselves.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
From it, and don't just google a picture of Chad Morgan.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Benjamin Button Benjamin.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
He wants his women to age backwards.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, so show me the woman. What I'm going to
do is this is him there?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, and show me the woman is after show me
my competition. She looks like she's eighteen. Oh, come on,
she'd come from a country starting with eyes.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Surely she looks like a scorpio.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh never mind, Yeah, yeah, Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Come back tomorrow for more.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
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