🌊 Amanda Keller's 'Adventurous' Weekend On The South Coast

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
So, Brendan, you spoke about your weekend with your boyfriends yep,
and well, I think you'd had a little bit of
alcohol on the side.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I can't say this. I went to the Aralooin Hotel
and you know what they had on tap there at
the Arralouin Hotel, not just rushes, but Melbourne bidder as well.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Is that great for you?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
You know? That just makes me happy and I love
Melbourne Bidder. I went to the South Coast, yep.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I went to not quite the same, went to the
South Coast with a girlfriend and I had a dingery
in a brain fade. Which one do you want to
hear about? First?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, doingury and then let's go dingjury? Or did brain
fade lead to dingery?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, there were two separate events. So a dingery is
a dicky injury. And you've spoken many times about these.
You and I both have them. When we've taken many
calls over the years, Lots of people have dicky injuries.
This is a friend of mine who insists on going swimming,
and I'm not a swimmer. I don't like to spend
a lot of time at the beach. All of that,
but She lured me in by saying she bought a

(00:59):
little beach chair with her, you know, one of those
low beach chairs. And I thought, well, at least then
there's some lumber support. I won't go any I won't
sit anywhere without lumber support.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Sat in this little beach chair. We had a nice
time at the beach. After about twenty minutes, I said
that's enough. I need to go now. And I just
couldn't get out of the chair. I couldn't get out
of the chair, and I got a stitch trying to
get out of the chair. She had a hor sheared
to horn me out. It was wedged in the sand,
and yeah, I got a stitch. I thought, how embarrassing
is that? A stitch getting out of a chair. It

(01:32):
can happen in the tossip Brendan, it's not. I only
own one swimming costume.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
And what was that one? What sort is it?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Here we go, it's an eight piece.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
And a piece feed.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Don't ask where the nuggets got. The giblets were all
out for everyone to see.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That where the brain.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
The brain fade happened. Later in the day, I did
some washing, put the clothes on the line and I
always feel like I'm in little house in the prairie
when I bring in clothes from the clothesline, I feel like,
you know, I'm half pined in the little house in
the prairie.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And the weekend's weather was great. It was good drying day.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's the thing. So I thought, how beautiful. I've taken
advantage of this. I've saved the electricity all the rest
of it. And I were a tiny bit damp, and
I thought, I'll put them in the dry just for
five minutes to take that edge of dampness off them,
and I went back. Ten minutes later, I put them
back in the washing machine and they were being reshed.
I couldn't make sense of what was happening. I looked

(02:33):
at the empty drive. I thought, what's happened? What have
I done? And just I had a bunch of clothes
in my arms. I'd shoved them in the washing machine
and turned it off.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's the problem with then you wash your washing machines.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
The washing machine looks identical to.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
They didn't have in the old days when they had
the mangle.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
The mangle and get your boob got in a mangle.
My grandmother had the mangle Underneath the house is giant mangling.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're talking about a injury. Your grandma got a boob called.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, she didn't get a boob called in it. Sure
someone would have modern appliances, A