💩 Barry Du Bois' Most EMBARRASSING Story Of All Time!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
New Jersey and Amanda jam Amanda. You two there share
it two easing in twenty degrees in the city, nineteen
in our west right now it's fifteen degrees. It is
seventeen to seven. I like the fact that you're just
in the streets and you catch up the boys play accident. Well,
I haven't seen anyone for a long time. I've been
really busy, but I say the boys. You're a former
living Room cos great to say with the Living Room.

(00:22):
When you first started doing that show, I was so
I was a bit jealous because I thought this show's
going to outlast our radio show. I was quite surprised
when Channel ten decided not to. We all were, yeah,
I know it, but I was like, I thought that
would have outlasted us. I thought that this is your future.
I've been doing a lot of filming and public places lately,

(00:42):
and everyone comes up and says how much they miss
the Living So great show. It's a great show, and
that kind of chemistry which you and I have, which
you and I have, which was what makes our show
what it is. You don't always get that in TV.
But I caught up with Barry yesterday and we all
live near each other ish sort of in a triangle
of suburbs. Chris Brown walks Pat Brownie's in the wind.

(01:06):
When you see Brownie in the wild, it's like seeing
a white lion or something. You just go, oh, he's
a man among men. Well, anyway, it was so nice
to see them. And then we got Miguel and said, look,
we've got let's catch up and have dinner. And Miguel
was there too, No, no, no, because he was busy doing
his own thing, but we were just it was a
rare thing. He's gone from strength to strength. Absolutely, He's
like he's flourished. So anyway, I'm saying that you guys

(01:30):
haven't doing this terrible job with you. Can I get
to my story? Please? Barry told us a story, and
I said, do you mind if I share that on
the radio? And please, this is not a story from
the eighties. This is a story from two weeks ago.
He's driving along, oh, candy coated, desperate to go to

(01:50):
the toilet number two. And so he's driving along on
his way to a function and I've got to have
a function of my So got to the point where
he thought, I can't delay this any longer. He careered
over about three lanes of traffic, found the first service
station he could find, parked the car at about it,

(02:13):
just ran in, ran to the toilet, slammed the door.
He said, the toilet was horrendous before he started. It's
like something from Trainspotting. Terrible after terrible, just a bang,
you know, few, this is a horrible location. I've stunk
up the room, but it's done. No toilet paper. Ah,

(02:33):
and he's wearing, as he said, his white Hugo Boss pant,
so he didn't want to take them off because the
floor was mank didn't want to take them off and
news his unders. You know whatever, whatever your desperate measures
might be, he couldn't do them. So you know what
he did, very resourceful. He actually didn't know where he
was because he just in a state of desperation at

(02:55):
park wherever he so he tried to find what kind
of suburb he was in and looked at the service
He didn't know what kind of service station he was in.
He started to call around, so he phoned one and said,
I'm stuck in your toilet without paper, and they said,
we don't have a toilet, but okay, sorry, he's the
console operation operator. So then he phoned another one and

(03:16):
said no, and then he phones one finally and hears
it ring outside and he goes great, and this young
female goes hello and he goes, oh no. So he said, look,
I'm stuck in your toilet and there's no toilet paper.
Can you bring some in something at mum's house. So
she went, and so she had to go in too.
He was in a cubicle within the bathroom, right, thank goodness.

(03:38):
But he said, you know, dreadful scenario on his behalf
and she sort of a little hand comes over the
top of the cubicle and he said, I can't leave
the seat to grab it. You're going to have to
throw it at me. So she had to lob the
paper in to him. That poor ku that por know

(03:58):
that I deal with Johnny Pipe shoving a blood instrument
in their face and demanding money. And they've got this
and they've got to sell mentos. It's like there's not
enough mentos in the world. So I thought that was
quite resourceful. If it ever happens to you, there you go.
That's that's handy. That's very handy. So Barry then deals
with life, pulls back up his hugo boss wife trousers

(04:21):
and makes his way to his next function, and those
people are none the wiser. It's like I'm a guy
for episode. Phone the nuns quick