December 4, 2023 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, Jimmy Raye has been working out.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh let me interject, he's been working harder than the
double flush and the men's toll at this morning, Brendan,
and he's come up with this.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Jim White Rise. Jimmy jab place with a year.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
So I'm back for the cash and prizes, of which
there are none. Swinging by the studio was counting Crow's
front man, Adam Durrett's.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
He's the dude that had the big dreads.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Not anymore, though, but he was still happy to talk
about them.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
The real thing was, though that I don't think i'd
I hadn't been able to just like wash my hair
in a long time. That way, when I when I
shaved my head for about a year, I would pass by,
I'd be at friend's houses or in my house. I
passed by anything with a faucet, really, and I would
like look around, and then I would go in the room,
close the door, and stick my head into the sink
and then just grab the handtown dry it off. It
was so refreshing, and I was so not used to
(00:56):
being able to do it. For about a year, I
just constantly washed my head.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And also with the dreadlocks, you wouldn't have felt the
rain on your head.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
No, it's like an umbrella at times. Especially there were
theories where I had it sort of up. It looked
like an umbrella or a pineapple, but I'd.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Like to open it indoors.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Well, I almost forgot about Married at First Sight, the
show that gave us the modern day influencer and the
saying one percent.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Also the other challenge that they had to do that
Harrison insisted on doing is the one hundred percent challenge.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Give the challenge one hundred percent. And they all said
they'd have a crack at that, except for this girl
thousand percented.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Jonesy's big fact popped up from time to time, so educational.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Mike the headless Chicken a ka miracle.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Mike was an American chicken to live for eighteen months
after a failed slaughter attempt.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Eighteen months, eighteen months with no head.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
It's like being married.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's not going to help you know that.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Course, then there's TikTok Tucker. Will you guys make food
from TikTok and eat it? Usually Amanda yells at Jonesy
and comes up with phrases like prayer hands.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I want you to put hold that iron on its
back and I'm going to put a piece of bacon
on it ready or you can hear it sizzle. And
what I do I do I want to touch it
is we got.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
To drip on you.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, go up right, Come up right with me. Push
your hand up so they're like this like prayer hands.
Prayer hands, Brendan, so it doesn't drip.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Move your friggin' wrist.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Do this. Also featuring on TikTok Tucker Jonesy spitting out
stuff in the studio.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay and now geez, I want you to sip it.
This is an espresso my teeny with parmesan cheese. Let's
see what you think.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Chin Jin chin chin.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That sprayed everywhere Brendan, come on.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Also spitting out food on famous guests like m k
r's Colin Fastenage.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It's egg coffee, cheers everyone. God.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We had stories from the Animal Kingdom.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
In England where a while dolphin came into the waters
there everyone was swimming with it. But there was one
guy in particular who was an animal lover. He was
accused of frotting with in a sexual way the dolphin.
The dolphin has its genitals out a lot of the time.
It just happened to be out when this guy was
swimming with it, and an onlooker who was his mortal
enemy saw and said, I'm going to dob him in.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So there was a court case.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And what of the dolphins swim swim? We had stories
from famous people like Liam Neeson, for example, did he
ever use this line from Taking I will look for.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I'll tell you what the film came on. If I
had a both cents for every time my son's said,
would you leave a message from my friend Harry, I'd
be quite welcome.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because you know he can make a good living out
of that.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yes, we lost a bunch of famous people. Singer Jimmy
Buffett would be happy with this tribute.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Jimmy Buffett. I love Jimmy Buffett. He passed away on
the weekend, age seventy six. This one's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I love this fast spies friend.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
And I just washed.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Come Monday, Come Monday, followed by dry clean Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Jimmy Buffett, we salute you the man who's done. He'd
have enjoyed that joke.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Barber streisand Gay Jones the lecture on how to pronounce
her surname.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I like to collect things like dolls, because my doll,
as I write about in the book, was a hot
water bottle.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
This could be a range of stuff, Barbara Streis and
hot water bottles.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well maybe if it's Barbara strayssand hot water bottles. Did
you get the hent we did?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We are bad in Australian.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
We swallowed all the England swallow it.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh yes, of course, yes.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So I never thought I was that famous. Tell you
the truth because so many people mispronounced.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Me, and you wrapped up the year with a live
show which Adam rolling in the aisles.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
What if your budget is a twenty four carrot gold vibrator.
It's fifteen thousand dollars US twenty three k Australians, So
a thousand dollars a carrot makes sense?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Carrot?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I just use that dreadful.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
My sons are in the audience.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I apologize right, I'm off for a gap year.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
See this has been gen Y R. Eye's Plays of
the Year.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Thanks Mate, Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one point
s W S F M.
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, Jimmy Raye has been working out.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh let me interject, he's been working harder than the
double flush and the men's toll at this morning, Brendan,
and he's come up with this.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Jim White Rise. Jimmy jab place with a year.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
So I'm back for the cash and prizes, of which
there are none. Swinging by the studio was counting Crow's
front man, Adam Durrett's.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
He's the dude that had the big dreads.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Not anymore, though, but he was still happy to talk
about them.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
The real thing was, though that I don't think i'd
I hadn't been able to just like wash my hair
in a long time. That way, when I when I
shaved my head for about a year, I would pass by,
I'd be at friend's houses or in my house. I
passed by anything with a faucet, really, and I would
like look around, and then I would go in the room,
close the door, and stick my head into the sink
and then just grab the handtown dry it off. It
was so refreshing, and I was so not used to
(00:56):
being able to do it. For about a year, I
just constantly washed my head.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And also with the dreadlocks, you wouldn't have felt the
rain on your head.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
No, it's like an umbrella at times. Especially there were
theories where I had it sort of up. It looked
like an umbrella or a pineapple, but I'd.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Like to open it indoors.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Well, I almost forgot about Married at First Sight, the
show that gave us the modern day influencer and the
saying one percent.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Also the other challenge that they had to do that
Harrison insisted on doing is the one hundred percent challenge.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Give the challenge one hundred percent. And they all said
they'd have a crack at that, except for this girl
thousand percented.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Jonesy's big fact popped up from time to time, so educational.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Mike the headless Chicken a ka miracle.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Mike was an American chicken to live for eighteen months
after a failed slaughter attempt.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Eighteen months, eighteen months with no head.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
It's like being married.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's not going to help you know that.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Course, then there's TikTok Tucker. Will you guys make food
from TikTok and eat it? Usually Amanda yells at Jonesy
and comes up with phrases like prayer hands.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I want you to put hold that iron on its
back and I'm going to put a piece of bacon
on it ready or you can hear it sizzle. And
what I do I do I want to touch it
is we got.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
To drip on you.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, go up right, Come up right with me. Push
your hand up so they're like this like prayer hands.
Prayer hands, Brendan, so it doesn't drip.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Move your friggin' wrist.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Do this. Also featuring on TikTok Tucker Jonesy spitting out
stuff in the studio.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay and now geez, I want you to sip it.
This is an espresso my teeny with parmesan cheese. Let's
see what you think.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Chin Jin chin chin.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That sprayed everywhere Brendan, come on.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Also spitting out food on famous guests like m k
r's Colin Fastenage.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It's egg coffee, cheers everyone. God.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We had stories from the Animal Kingdom.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
In England where a while dolphin came into the waters
there everyone was swimming with it. But there was one
guy in particular who was an animal lover. He was
accused of frotting with in a sexual way the dolphin.
The dolphin has its genitals out a lot of the time.
It just happened to be out when this guy was
swimming with it, and an onlooker who was his mortal
enemy saw and said, I'm going to dob him in.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So there was a court case.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And what of the dolphins swim swim? We had stories
from famous people like Liam Neeson, for example, did he
ever use this line from Taking I will look for.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I'll tell you what the film came on. If I
had a both cents for every time my son's said,
would you leave a message from my friend Harry, I'd
be quite welcome.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because you know he can make a good living out
of that.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yes, we lost a bunch of famous people. Singer Jimmy
Buffett would be happy with this tribute.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Jimmy Buffett. I love Jimmy Buffett. He passed away on
the weekend, age seventy six. This one's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I love this fast spies friend.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
And I just washed.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Come Monday, Come Monday, followed by dry clean Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Jimmy Buffett, we salute you the man who's done. He'd
have enjoyed that joke.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Barber streisand Gay Jones the lecture on how to pronounce
her surname.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I like to collect things like dolls, because my doll,
as I write about in the book, was a hot
water bottle.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
This could be a range of stuff, Barbara Streis and
hot water bottles.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well maybe if it's Barbara strayssand hot water bottles. Did
you get the hent we did?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We are bad in Australian.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
We swallowed all the England swallow it.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh yes, of course, yes.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So I never thought I was that famous. Tell you
the truth because so many people mispronounced.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Me, and you wrapped up the year with a live
show which Adam rolling in the aisles.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
What if your budget is a twenty four carrot gold vibrator.
It's fifteen thousand dollars US twenty three k Australians, So
a thousand dollars a carrot makes sense?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Carrot?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I just use that dreadful.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
My sons are in the audience.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I apologize right, I'm off for a gap year.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
See this has been gen Y R. Eye's Plays of
the Year.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Thanks Mate, Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one point
s W S F M.
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