🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: 100 Men Vs. One Gorilla (Podcast Exclusive)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, it's time for Jones.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You have a man's cutting room flow. Everybody, it's time
for Jones. He a man that's cutting room flow down
on the cutting room floor.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
And there's been a big discussion going around all the
water coolers of the world.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is man versus gorilla. This is the thing. My
sons were talking about this during the week, and I've
seen since then it's been absolutely everywhere social media users
have been debating who would win in a hypothetical matchup
one gorilla versus one hundred men. You know what this
comes from. I think remember a while ago was that
whole thing about could a man land a plane? Men

(00:41):
think they can. You thought you could run a race horse,
not us over ten meters straight out.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Of the block box.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Because I'm a man and I'm smart, so I distract
the horse with something not dressed up like bugs bunny, right,
you would as.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
A woman, you would outrun a horse.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
The horse goes ogre.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Remember that whole thing also about whether men could outrun
a bear. Men have been practicing their heads how they
do a big zig zag to get away from a bear.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't know if women think about this, but wherever
I go.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm always thinking what would I do with a terrorist
slash horse slash bear comes into this room.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, you can relax because I'm looking around and I
think you're quite safe. Though the guide's watering the plants
is outside. Be careful of him.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Him he's going to suck the oxygen the room.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Experts agree that one gorilla is stronger than one man.
What you'd have to do is that. See I heard
my son's debate this Yep saying, oh, goon, I could
take on a gorilla, you know, because Jack said people
underestimate how strong a man is. I said I would.
You would be ripped limb from limb. You'd be rippled
him for limb. So this is why men wouldn't be

(01:50):
able to do it, because they'd have to strategize. Women,
I think could strategize. They've said here. The only way
it could happen is if men were in a circle
somehow around it and strategized to tire the gorilla out.
Men would have to coordinate their behavior. No one be
a hero here, work together to tire the gorilla out.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I think there have to be a stax on thing.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Remembers, did you ever do stacks on because you're a girl,
stacks on someone on the footy field falls over or
is on the ground, and then everyone says.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Stacks on or jump on. But how do you get
the gorilla on the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, that's the thing stacks on, So the gorilla would
have to fall down. So in principle your tiring out
thing would work. So somehow you get the gorilla to
How would you tire out a gorilla? Maybe get him
moving around.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Make him watch the floor? That TV show.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Could do it that way, but the floor's rating very well.
It takes ages.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
It takes eight.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
So yes, okay, so you put the floor off.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
And make him watch at night after time and he's
tied or.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Distracted because he's engaged by Roger courses.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It could happen DAP a ways.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And then the gorilla is it starts to feel a
bit sleepy, falls on the ground, stacks on.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
And would you be the first person to jump on?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Being the first stacks on is a tough one. You've got.
When the stacks on happens, someone else is going to do.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You have to have a phalanx of everyone on the
stacks on, and then other people come from nowhere.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I've been involved in a stacks on where people have
come from up with other suburbs.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
And then at the end of the stacks on, who
steps out and steps back to let the gorilla revive?
He's had to rest, he's ready for watch more of
the floor comes back and rips you limb from limb.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You don't want to get him to revive.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
No, that's but you know you don't want him to.
But what if he does? He just stacks on? He
like in the playground. You know they're the rules. You've
been swamped. A gorilla doesn't know that.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
What I usually learned from that is then we all
get set down of the principles.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Maybe the gorilla goes to the principal's office and said
they started.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
He's bully.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
This has been escalated.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I saw one recently tenth one said all right, effort
ten thousand gorillas, yes, versus one million men. And it's
a computerized thing. And the men addressed as mid management metrosexuals.
They've got shirts and jumpers and they're running at them
and the gorillas are just ripping them limb from limb,
and the men it's flying into the air. There wasn't
any strategy involved. It was just stacks on.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I think when anytime life presents you a hazard or
trustle stacks on, stacks on.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
And then I saw a T shirt that said I'm
not a gorilla, but I can beat off a million men.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Were you wearing that?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
In a mirror?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Good like everyone?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Come back tomorrow from Love Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room
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