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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah yeah yeah it's John Man.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah yeah yeah, it's John Zanna Man. This Sad Blue.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, we had a big radio event yesterday where we
got to spruk.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Ol where we had to get out of the trestle
table and sing for our supper.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
He'd your singing going pretty good?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, almost as good as me dancin. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Well we didn't get most supper.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But in the process of turning up to Sprook the
station and our show and all the things that we love,
I had my makeup done, my smash repairs, as I
like to call it, but when I come Actually, incidentally,
the minute they'd finished doing my makeup, I went to
get changed in the hotel bedroom where we were, and
I did the slowest fall of all time, and my
face in slow motion smeared slowly down the side of
(01:15):
the white bed. I left an imprint that looked like
shrouded chewing. But often what happens when I get my
makeup professionally done, there's lots of individual little eyelashes that
get stuck on, And when I go home and I
try and wash them off, they end up all over
my bathroom and I think.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
What, God, what's that?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What if you just left them on, do you do that?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
They'd eventually fall off. They're just glued with not you know,
is it dangerous for you?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I know, not dangerous, not dangerous, But it's better for
your skin and for everything that they come off intentionals.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So I always imagine they test them on animals. They
still do that. So you put them on a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You've seen those beagles blinking winking at you at the shop, bugs.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Bunny, when you're trying to woo your seventy Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Dressed as a woman with big long eyelashas.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But the reason I mentioned all that is I saw
this great thing from a woman saying, I just got
a text from my mother. She's having troublesticking lashes on
without her glasses. And next that there's a picture of
her false eyelashes on the table, and she said it
turns out she was trying.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
To glue a dead fly to her eyelid.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
No, they do look like inside the little bugs and
you can't I can see what happens here. You can't
put eyelashes on with glasses on, because.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So she's putting dead flies on her arm. Oh, she'll
be buzzing about that for years. No, instead of eyelashes,
she's got flylashes. She's going out to get maggot. Before
she gets maggot. If I've got any more, she can't
keep her eyes off the cake. Literally, let's see if
I've got any more.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
No, I think that's about.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's funny ladies and eye makeup, though I don't see
you often without eye makeup.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, like you see me in a work mode. Yeah,
I know this terrible story you tell about your sister
in law. You think it's funny, But no, wonder she
ran screaming from the room.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, no, my sister in law has worn seventies muscara
I makeup, say Baker style the mascara.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, but that's a membership, Timmy Fayer, that really thick mascara.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Your sister in law's lovely look eye liner.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
She has the eyeliner and the mascara, and she also
but she also had the drawing on eyebrows, didn't she? Yes,
she did, Okay, Catherine, doesn't happen she did pluck her
eyebrows to an inch of their lives, and they never
grew back.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
This is the problem with women, and I'm one of them.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You pluck your eyebrows never grow back, but your chin
hand never stops growing.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What's with that? What's with that? You know yours?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Do? Do?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Do you do?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Do?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You do this? Like a magician? Nothing? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
One day we're staying over at their place and Catherine
came out with absolutely no eye makeup.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, of course she's in her own home.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Thought I thought her eyes had fallen off her face?
Your eyes?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Why would you say anything?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
She looked like a storm mannequin, you know, those ones
that don't have any features.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Why do people point these things out? What about it?
This event yesterday?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I was shocked someone who looked a little different because
i'd had a man had had.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, that's younger.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Let's not talk about it, saying.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The network and you can work it out. Someone that
does a radio.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
S don't say anymore? But what have you done?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hair?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I said?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Someone else said in front of a big group photograph,
Oh look at his new hair?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
How I said? You look different? I didn't recognize you.
What's different about you? Have you lost weight. Is there
something different? And then he said, I've got hair man
that looks great. I don't think it's a bad person.
Then another person similar vintage to me.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It's kind of a group of forties I've taken.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And he and he said, I've got I think you
can join all the dots there.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Just shut your pie hole. People, everyone shut their piole.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You got a boggle on your face.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Come back tomorrow a more Jonesy and Amanda is cutting
room for
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah yeah yeah it's John Man.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah yeah yeah, it's John Zanna Man. This Sad Blue.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, we had a big radio event yesterday where we
got to spruk.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Ol where we had to get out of the trestle
table and sing for our supper.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
He'd your singing going pretty good?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, almost as good as me dancin. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Well we didn't get most supper.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But in the process of turning up to Sprook the
station and our show and all the things that we love,
I had my makeup done, my smash repairs, as I
like to call it, but when I come Actually, incidentally,
the minute they'd finished doing my makeup, I went to
get changed in the hotel bedroom where we were, and
I did the slowest fall of all time, and my
face in slow motion smeared slowly down the side of
(01:15):
the white bed. I left an imprint that looked like
shrouded chewing. But often what happens when I get my
makeup professionally done, there's lots of individual little eyelashes that
get stuck on, And when I go home and I
try and wash them off, they end up all over
my bathroom and I think.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
What, God, what's that?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What if you just left them on, do you do that?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
They'd eventually fall off. They're just glued with not you know,
is it dangerous for you?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I know, not dangerous, not dangerous, But it's better for
your skin and for everything that they come off intentionals.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So I always imagine they test them on animals. They
still do that. So you put them on a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You've seen those beagles blinking winking at you at the shop, bugs.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Bunny, when you're trying to woo your seventy Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Dressed as a woman with big long eyelashas.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But the reason I mentioned all that is I saw
this great thing from a woman saying, I just got
a text from my mother. She's having troublesticking lashes on
without her glasses. And next that there's a picture of
her false eyelashes on the table, and she said it
turns out she was trying.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
To glue a dead fly to her eyelid.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
No, they do look like inside the little bugs and
you can't I can see what happens here. You can't
put eyelashes on with glasses on, because.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So she's putting dead flies on her arm. Oh, she'll
be buzzing about that for years. No, instead of eyelashes,
she's got flylashes. She's going out to get maggot. Before
she gets maggot. If I've got any more, she can't
keep her eyes off the cake. Literally, let's see if
I've got any more.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
No, I think that's about.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's funny ladies and eye makeup, though I don't see
you often without eye makeup.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, like you see me in a work mode. Yeah,
I know this terrible story you tell about your sister
in law. You think it's funny, But no, wonder she
ran screaming from the room.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, no, my sister in law has worn seventies muscara
I makeup, say Baker style the mascara.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, but that's a membership, Timmy Fayer, that really thick mascara.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Your sister in law's lovely look eye liner.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
She has the eyeliner and the mascara, and she also
but she also had the drawing on eyebrows, didn't she? Yes,
she did, Okay, Catherine, doesn't happen she did pluck her
eyebrows to an inch of their lives, and they never
grew back.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
This is the problem with women, and I'm one of them.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You pluck your eyebrows never grow back, but your chin
hand never stops growing.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What's with that? What's with that? You know yours?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Do? Do?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Do you do?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Do?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You do this? Like a magician? Nothing? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
One day we're staying over at their place and Catherine
came out with absolutely no eye makeup.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, of course she's in her own home.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Thought I thought her eyes had fallen off her face?
Your eyes?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Why would you say anything?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
She looked like a storm mannequin, you know, those ones
that don't have any features.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Why do people point these things out? What about it?
This event yesterday?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I was shocked someone who looked a little different because
i'd had a man had had.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, that's younger.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Let's not talk about it, saying.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The network and you can work it out. Someone that
does a radio.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
S don't say anymore? But what have you done?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hair?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I said?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Someone else said in front of a big group photograph,
Oh look at his new hair?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
How I said? You look different? I didn't recognize you.
What's different about you? Have you lost weight. Is there
something different? And then he said, I've got hair man
that looks great. I don't think it's a bad person.
Then another person similar vintage to me.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It's kind of a group of forties I've taken.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And he and he said, I've got I think you
can join all the dots there.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Just shut your pie hole. People, everyone shut their piole.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You got a boggle on your face.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Come back tomorrow a more Jonesy and Amanda is cutting
room for
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