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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Room floor, the room floor. What's on the cutting room
floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We've got a couple of stories about smells. This one's interesting.
I'm looking at a graph here that shows a spike,
two spikes, in fact, of people going on Amazon and
complaining that they that the candles they bought don't have
a scent. So the spike goes up, comes down, goes up,
(00:37):
comes down over space of a year. Then if you
lay over the top of that another line showing the
daily COVID cases in the States, it matches exactly. So
if you can't smell your candles, you've friggin got COVID.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's I completely forgot about the air of COVID no
smell thing.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, because when I got COVID, I remember thinking
I don't have COVID. I don't have COVID. I felt
like hell. And then I remember my wife, she's a smoker.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I couldn't smell any cigarette smoke, and I thought, well,
that's that's the sign.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It was so weird. My sense of smell has come back.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Down, yeah, of course. But yeah, so these graphs completely
line up. I'm complaining because I can't smell my candle.
Oh wow, look at this graph.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Everyone had COVID candles. Team, well, they like those burnt
orange candles. That seems to be the smell of This.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Was a Yankee candle candle. I don't know, doodle dandy,
it smells like a dandy doodle to me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yank my dooodle. It's a dandy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Don't smell Number two? Yeah, bad confluence of words. That's
a show in movies and books if anyone goes near
a mummy, not a mother, but an Egyptian mummy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Frankenstein was first in line, you real.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Back because of the dreadful smell of the cryptopening and
the horrendous smell of a mummy.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, and that's what a lot of people, well, not
killed a lot of people, but the bad air would
make them sick.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, apparently, even after five thousand years in a psychophagus,
mummified bodies from ancient Egypt smell quite nice. Scientists are saying.
Researchers have examined nine mummies and found that they're kind
of woody, spicy and sweet. They're even going to replicate
(02:24):
that smell, so you can go to the Egyptian Museum
in Cairo and you can sniff it. While you're looking
at them.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I would.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would go in for the sniff, even if that's
they're going to create an artificial smell. But I'd be
quite happy if I if I see something intriguing. If
not of a know it's going to be bad, and
someone says, don't smell that, it's awful, I can't help myself.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
If something's gone off in the fridge and I know
it's going to be foul, I still sniff it. If
you remember, I've tried to get you too. You know
something's gone off in my water bottle or whatever, and
I say, have a sniff of this, will always sniff.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I usually find that vodka's got a half life of it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's like if you put your finger in your navel.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh, I can't do it now. Yeah, I've done that before,
and sniff it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
There's a certain body smell.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you have a picky bum and sniff? I bet
you you do. No, I don't you do.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What's pick your bum? You mean you pick your then
you put your finger in it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, and then you have a bit of a sniff. No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
There are other ways to see how your health got I.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Had a plumber mate.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Years ago, we go to the pub and his his
joke was he put his finger in his bum crack.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And the joke on someone else was here.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
His bum crack. And then you go up to the
bar drink half his beer, and he'd hold the beer
up to the.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Bar person and say this beer is off. Have a smell,
smell like goh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
How could they?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We'll get you another one.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And yet these stories maybe years ago, is work another
radio station, and people would phone in and say help idiots.
Other people were and one story was that they were
camping and then Mate went to do a number two
and as he's crouching down, they got it on a shovel,
and so he looked around that where is it? But
as if the joke was on him. You've got your
(04:13):
friend's pooh on a shovel, but you're the one nose.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You still think the other person's the loser. Yeah, but
still want to think. You do a big ship, you
turn around to inspect the contents.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The joke's not on you. The joke is the person
who's got it on his shovel, and he thinks you're
the idiot.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
This is man woman's stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And so you finger in your own bottom and you
think of the joke's on you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What you get a free half a beard. Okay, kids,
that's it for today. He come back tomorrow for more
Jolsie and a man. Let's cut the room for it.
Room floor, the room floor. What's on the cutting room
floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We've got a couple of stories about smells. This one's interesting.
I'm looking at a graph here that shows a spike,
two spikes, in fact, of people going on Amazon and
complaining that they that the candles they bought don't have
a scent. So the spike goes up, comes down, goes up,
(00:37):
comes down over space of a year. Then if you
lay over the top of that another line showing the
daily COVID cases in the States, it matches exactly. So
if you can't smell your candles, you've friggin got COVID.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's I completely forgot about the air of COVID no
smell thing.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, because when I got COVID, I remember thinking
I don't have COVID. I don't have COVID. I felt
like hell. And then I remember my wife, she's a smoker.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I couldn't smell any cigarette smoke, and I thought, well,
that's that's the sign.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It was so weird. My sense of smell has come back.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Down, yeah, of course. But yeah, so these graphs completely
line up. I'm complaining because I can't smell my candle.
Oh wow, look at this graph.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Everyone had COVID candles. Team, well, they like those burnt
orange candles. That seems to be the smell of This.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Was a Yankee candle candle. I don't know, doodle dandy,
it smells like a dandy doodle to me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yank my dooodle. It's a dandy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Don't smell Number two? Yeah, bad confluence of words. That's
a show in movies and books if anyone goes near
a mummy, not a mother, but an Egyptian mummy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Frankenstein was first in line, you real.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Back because of the dreadful smell of the cryptopening and
the horrendous smell of a mummy.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, and that's what a lot of people, well, not
killed a lot of people, but the bad air would
make them sick.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, apparently, even after five thousand years in a psychophagus,
mummified bodies from ancient Egypt smell quite nice. Scientists are saying.
Researchers have examined nine mummies and found that they're kind
of woody, spicy and sweet. They're even going to replicate
(02:24):
that smell, so you can go to the Egyptian Museum
in Cairo and you can sniff it. While you're looking
at them.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I would.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would go in for the sniff, even if that's
they're going to create an artificial smell. But I'd be
quite happy if I if I see something intriguing. If
not of a know it's going to be bad, and
someone says, don't smell that, it's awful, I can't help myself.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
If something's gone off in the fridge and I know
it's going to be foul, I still sniff it. If
you remember, I've tried to get you too. You know
something's gone off in my water bottle or whatever, and
I say, have a sniff of this, will always sniff.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I usually find that vodka's got a half life of it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's like if you put your finger in your navel.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh, I can't do it now. Yeah, I've done that before,
and sniff it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
There's a certain body smell.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you have a picky bum and sniff? I bet
you you do. No, I don't you do.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What's pick your bum? You mean you pick your then
you put your finger in it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, and then you have a bit of a sniff. No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
There are other ways to see how your health got I.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Had a plumber mate.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Years ago, we go to the pub and his his
joke was he put his finger in his bum crack.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And the joke on someone else was here.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
His bum crack. And then you go up to the
bar drink half his beer, and he'd hold the beer
up to the.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Bar person and say this beer is off. Have a smell,
smell like goh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
How could they?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We'll get you another one.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And yet these stories maybe years ago, is work another
radio station, and people would phone in and say help idiots.
Other people were and one story was that they were
camping and then Mate went to do a number two
and as he's crouching down, they got it on a shovel,
and so he looked around that where is it? But
as if the joke was on him. You've got your
(04:13):
friend's pooh on a shovel, but you're the one nose.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You still think the other person's the loser. Yeah, but
still want to think. You do a big ship, you
turn around to inspect the contents.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The joke's not on you. The joke is the person
who's got it on his shovel, and he thinks you're
the idiot.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
This is man woman's stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And so you finger in your own bottom and you
think of the joke's on you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What you get a free half a beard. Okay, kids,
that's it for today. He come back tomorrow for more
Jolsie and a man. Let's cut the room for it.
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