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June 26, 2025 • 6 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
Everybody, it's time for Jones. He have a man that's
cutting room for everybody. It's time for Jones. He a
man does cutting room flow.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's have a look at the cutting room floor, shall we?
What have we missed?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, I'm going to mention something that I can't stand.
But I don't think people do it anymore. Cracking their knuckles.
Do you know people who crack their knuckles?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
My son does, my elder son.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why does he do it?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, he just does it. He does his neck and
he does.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Does he crack them by joining them together and go crack?
Does he pull them?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, no, no he does that.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
He does that and does it all make a big noise?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
And I just said he's been doing it since his
little kid, and I said to him, don't do it
because you'll get our riders.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Well, this is the interesting thing. Annoyingly annoyingly, he won't. Really,
I mean, I don't mean that. You know, you know
you can't be a turrant because the scientist, doctor Donald
Unger cracked. This is a historical page I follow who
told me this? He cracks his knuckles. He cracked his
knuckles on one hand for over fifty years to prove
it didn't cause us. Writers, So he cracked the knuckles

(01:25):
on his left hand twice a day, never on his
right hand, because he wanted one, obviously as a control
my control had.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
What was he doing with his right hand?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
After five decades, neither hand showed any signs of arth? Writers?
Do you know he won an Ignoble Prize for that
in two thousand and nine? Do you know what the
Ignoble president of the Nobel Prize. It's a parody award,
but it's still interesting for unusual or humorous scientific achievements.
And I'll reach some of the other winners. So mister

(01:56):
Knuckleman was one in his control hand. Can't talk. I'm
dealing with my control hand.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, maybe spends a bit of time with it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
This French scientist and a proponent proponent of alchemy, won
the nineteen ninety three Ignoble Prize in Physics for his
proposal that the calcium in chicken's eggshells is created through
cold fusion, a long hypothesized but still elusive for not.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Right, But what does that ever mean? Like when you
said alchemy, wasn't that turning gold.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
In turning metal into gold, lead.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Into gold, gold into lead? Who would do that?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I didn't say that. Did you turn me? I turned
gold into letter? Everyone was through my control made.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Just made a precious metal less precious?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
What about this person? A physicist and popular science writer,
earned a nineteen ninety sixty Nobel Prize for physics. He
had a paper written called Tumbland Toast, Murphy's Law and
the Fundamental Constants, which sought to explain why toasts toast
tends to fall buttered side down?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I've only got the headlines.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Did he do it? He would have had a control.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He would have had a control toast, and so he
flipped and his floor would have been covered in butter
and jam and his wife would have said.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Not again, miss that.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I would dare say, though it falls buttered side down
because it's heavier.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Would that be one of the reasons?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I guess so, I guess I'd say, so, let's se
if your name's on it, No, I can't see that anyway.
But your other control hand has got pictured big time
on the internet.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I've learned this. If you're in the traffic and you're
driving along and this is from the old days.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
If you're lost and you just need a red light
to get one and have a look through the old.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
School street direct you're never going to get one.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You're never going to get one, or you know.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
All the traffic will always slow you down. As the opposite,
if you've got to go to.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
The toilet, That's exactly it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
What about this one? There was a tie for the
nineteen ninety nine Ignoble Prize. They were calculating the best
possible way to dunk a biscuit in tea.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It does.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't like the residue.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Because also it might make the biscuits soft.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, I don't want soft stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
But who This is probably what their study was doing.
The point at which you pull it out and eat
it before it plops and becomes porridge in the bottom
of your tea. Done, and it hits you in the face.
They all that same year, another man, Joseph Keller no relation,
earned the honor for calculating the non dripped teapots spout.
Do you have that happens to you? You're not a
tea drinker, or you don't buy pots of tea.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I have a pot of tea with my mum.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
The number of times that will leak and you think,
have they out of the spout and it runs down
the side.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Have you got problems with this?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's not mine and at home. I have no problems
with mine at home. Sometimes you know in cafes, those
metal ones in particular, it will run down the spak on.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Not where the seam joins with the it just.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
When you're pouring it. It doesn't pour straight in. It
just drips down the body of the teapot.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I always seeing those Buddhist guys that lie on the
ground and they get a teapot and they tip it
up their nose.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Have you seen that?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Have you've not done that?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I do it quite regularly.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I've got this thing, a sailine drip thing like a
sailing thing, and I put it in this nostril.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Again you just blow your nose in the shower.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, but it's really good. It cleans out the old signs.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I have trouble with the sign The resulting tea is terrible.
What about this one? The winner of the two have
got brown? I've got one more, the winner of the
two thousand and two Ignoble Prize in Physics, earned the
honor from using the mathematical law of exponential decay to
explain the behavior of beer foam.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Go on, that's all I've got. That's it. You just
said beer be a phone at no time for beer phone.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Do you like a big head a small head. You've
got a big head.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't want a lot of head.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh, come on, I'm sorry. I ended it there everyone.
We should have ended it on Jonesy blowing his nose
in the shower.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
There are moments.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'll let it go. I'm sorry, everybody. I didn't know
to go there.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'll just get my control hand, get.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Your control hand, imprisson the off button.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Come back tomorrow for Marve, Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room flow.
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