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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody. It's time for Jonesy. Amanda's putten room for everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's time for Jones's cuttin room for.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Here we are on the cotting room floor. What have
we got today, Amanda, Well, come.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Up to Eastern. I thought maybe we should look at
a gluttony, okay, and the downside of over indulging in
sweet trade.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
This is good if we end up with one of
those Christian radio stations.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Or Christian radio Christian, if we end up with Christian.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And we could you know, today we're talking about Clutney.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Which is the one you'd like to talk about. Most
of the seven Deadly sins?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Lust? Probably lust is good. No, it's called not good.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's no, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Averice greed ever one, Averice was one.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Also there was a nice girl's name.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm pretty sure Averice is the same as envy, though,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah? What are they? What are the deadly sins?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The seven?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, Lust, Lust, Slutneyutney, sloth, sloth, averese Green, covering your neighbour's.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Ass, angriness and passive aggressiveness. They rounded it out.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
There should be a modern modern take.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
On Yeah, there should be a seven ring up yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Being up yourself, definitely, I think that's.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Being a tool. Same thing, maybe, yeah, yeah, there's a
bunch of stuff. Well, let me tell you this. This
is from a history page what i'd done following that
Swedish King Adolph Frederick died in seventeen seventy one after
eating fourteen cinnamon buns. I had to dive deeper because
I thought, that's a lot of cinnamon buns. But you
(01:36):
shouldn't die after eating fourteen. It's a lot of bread. Well,
do you want to know what else he ate? So
the whole story is that he had all these sweet
treats and he died, But.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He also ate pocup.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Here's what he died. That he had an extremely heavy
meal on Shrove Tuesday. His feast included lobster, caviat, sauer kraut,
and lots of champagne. But what stood out most was
his dessert. They say he reportedly had fourteen similar pastries
or semi pastries, cinnamon bun like treats served in hot milk.
(02:05):
Later that evening, he died from what was likely heart
failure or a stroke. He's often remembered and this is
beautiful as a king, you wade himself to death. If
you're a king, what would you like to be remembered.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
For being good to the kingdom?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Being good to the king.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
When people say, oh that King Jonesy, he was good
to the kingdom. Do you see the aqueducts and all
that stuff?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
And so he's not the one who drank himself to death.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That could be King Jonesy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Here's another Easter story.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I like easter stories. Although I would say this, rabbits, yeah,
before you go on to that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If I was the king, I'd probably back off the
gluttony a little bit because there's a lot of food
groups that I can't eat together.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Wouldn't we know that now?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We don't know that. We didn't know that then. Henry
the Eighth, even Elton John ate everything. Then would make
himself sick to eat again because there was no self restraint.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's the point of it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's not saying, hey, God, you've got too much, but
there are.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Food droops that disagree with you. I can't eat surfain turf.
It was.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I think in the wild those two proteins don't combine.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What do you think in the wild you're going to
have chocolate m and ms and b louse skittles. You
eat those things, well, people do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But not me. But servant Turf, that that gives me trouble.
I would say to you, they're leading me to the block,
about to chop my head off for being good to
the kingdom.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'd say, well, you can I last me or be
surfain Turf, because then I'll be willing on the guillotine.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Because then what if you get a reprieve from the guvern?
I say, no, I'm going to die. Let me discus.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I've got to pass a lot of wind.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, if you were a king, I think that that's
the whole point. Is you push through what your body
tells you. In the old days. Yeah, can we move
on to wasasca webbits?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Back to the rabbits?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So this is interesting. Napoleon Bonaparte was feared on the battlefield,
as we know, but in eighteen o seven, maybe only
fifty years after the Swedish King ad Olf Frederick ate
himself to death, he faced an enemy he never saw coming,
hundreds of charging rabbits. Hoping to celebrate a recent military victory,
(04:10):
he ordered his chief of staff, Alexandra Bertier to organize
a grand rabbit hunt. So he thought that this would
be great for entertainment. He gathered his men around and
gathered hundreds of rabbits. Instead of fleeing, the rabbits, who
were semi domesticated, charged at him. They overwhelmed him in
(04:31):
a bizarre scene that forced him to retreat. So this
big war hero terrified in the terrified soldiers all in
the sphere of where he was terrifying. Yeah, my history
is a bit blank terrified of these rabbits. They had
to retreat because the rabbits chased them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's like I might date myself a little bit here,
but you'll certainly know this episode of the Goodies, the
Watership Down one when the rabbits turned on the Goodies.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
To remember that Watership Down?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Did you go to see at the cinema? That Art
Garf Uncle song? Was really slow? And I thought everyone
thinks it's going to be cute? Am I imagining they
died from mix and mitosis? Or was at a joke?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
They just got run over on a country road?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Did they?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm pretty sure they could run over a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
There was a sadness to it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Where did they die in a spiderweb? Was Charlotte's Web,
that was the fly.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
We never went to the movies when we were kids.
We never did it. But I remember Mum taking me
to see Beatrix Potter, and because I so rarely saw anything,
I thought it was the most exciting thing until I
realized it was boring. What a depressing life it was, Well,
it wasn't a depressing life. But the neighbors took us
to see Born Free. But I don't remember seeing Bambi.
I don't remember all these movies that have defined a
(05:46):
generation sound of music. I first saw that when I
said about sixteen. It was on the TV, and my
father and I became cynicon slagged it off. I didn't
see any of these. My Auntie said she was going
to take me to see Mary Poppins. I'm still waiting.
I'm still waiting, Artie Julie.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Come on, Untie Julie.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
These my cinematic experiences were were largely Herbie goes.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
My parents took us to the drive.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
In and then I remember very vividly we were going
to Luna Park. And we got to Luna Park and
it was closed and I was a nine year old boy,
and I had no idea that you could close Luna
Park And Dad said, okay, mate, well it's closed.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Tantrum, No just I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I said, yeah, but when are we going in? No, mate,
it's it's closed. The big metal gates under the mouth,
it's closed.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Instead was saying, sorry, everyone, I'll explain it to him again.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's closed.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So then my cousin said, well, why don't we go
and see a movie. He was a bit older than me,
and the offerings were Rocky or Star Wars. And I
adored my older cousin. He would have been about twelve
when I was nine, so he was my hero. And
he said, yeah, let's see Rocky. I want to see
Rocky and I went yeah. And then they were telling
(07:03):
me a bit. Someone said, is that the one where
he cuts his eyes? You know? And Rocky he's getting
punched so much by Apollo Creed. He goes, Mickey, you
gotta cut me, you gotta cut me, and he cuts
his eyes so he can see, you know, the puffiness
of the eyes. And that's that freaked me out a bit.
And then my other cousin said, why don't we go
to see Star Wars. That's really good? And I was
what's in that, and I said, Oh, it's great. They
(07:24):
get munched up by this monster in this in this swamp.
And I don't know if I want to watch that either,
but I remember seeing Star Wars and that opening scene
where the big battle cruiser comes out and my dad
just going Jesus as it came. Yeah, and that that
sticks with me my whole life.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
One about my movie experiences. My brother and I took
the train into town to see a movie and we
told we were going in to see some Bill Cosby
film or something, and instead we saw Alvin Purple.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What was that? Mother jugs and speed?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, it wouldn't have been that. It was something very
g rated, And instead we saw Alvin Purple. And we
came home and kept making jokes, and moms finally said,
what movie did you see? It is all nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I was all sex. I was all.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Horrible sack, just boobs and sex, boobs and Bush, which
was a theater restaurant of the time. Happyase to everyone.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Come back tomorrow for Marve Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room flow.
Everybody. It's time for Jonesy. Amanda's putten room for everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's time for Jones's cuttin room for.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Here we are on the cotting room floor. What have
we got today, Amanda, Well, come.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Up to Eastern. I thought maybe we should look at
a gluttony, okay, and the downside of over indulging in
sweet trade.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
This is good if we end up with one of
those Christian radio stations.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Or Christian radio Christian, if we end up with Christian.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And we could you know, today we're talking about Clutney.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Which is the one you'd like to talk about. Most
of the seven Deadly sins?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Lust? Probably lust is good. No, it's called not good.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's no, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Averice greed ever one, Averice was one.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Also there was a nice girl's name.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm pretty sure Averice is the same as envy, though,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah? What are they? What are the deadly sins?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The seven?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, Lust, Lust, Slutneyutney, sloth, sloth, averese Green, covering your neighbour's.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Ass, angriness and passive aggressiveness. They rounded it out.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
There should be a modern modern take.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
On Yeah, there should be a seven ring up yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Being up yourself, definitely, I think that's.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Being a tool. Same thing, maybe, yeah, yeah, there's a
bunch of stuff. Well, let me tell you this. This
is from a history page what i'd done following that
Swedish King Adolph Frederick died in seventeen seventy one after
eating fourteen cinnamon buns. I had to dive deeper because
I thought, that's a lot of cinnamon buns. But you
(01:36):
shouldn't die after eating fourteen. It's a lot of bread. Well,
do you want to know what else he ate? So
the whole story is that he had all these sweet
treats and he died, But.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He also ate pocup.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Here's what he died. That he had an extremely heavy
meal on Shrove Tuesday. His feast included lobster, caviat, sauer kraut,
and lots of champagne. But what stood out most was
his dessert. They say he reportedly had fourteen similar pastries
or semi pastries, cinnamon bun like treats served in hot milk.
(02:05):
Later that evening, he died from what was likely heart
failure or a stroke. He's often remembered and this is
beautiful as a king, you wade himself to death. If
you're a king, what would you like to be remembered.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
For being good to the kingdom?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Being good to the king.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
When people say, oh that King Jonesy, he was good
to the kingdom. Do you see the aqueducts and all
that stuff?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
And so he's not the one who drank himself to death.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That could be King Jonesy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Here's another Easter story.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I like easter stories. Although I would say this, rabbits, yeah,
before you go on to that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If I was the king, I'd probably back off the
gluttony a little bit because there's a lot of food
groups that I can't eat together.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Wouldn't we know that now?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We don't know that. We didn't know that then. Henry
the Eighth, even Elton John ate everything. Then would make
himself sick to eat again because there was no self restraint.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's the point of it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's not saying, hey, God, you've got too much, but
there are.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Food droops that disagree with you. I can't eat surfain turf.
It was.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I think in the wild those two proteins don't combine.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What do you think in the wild you're going to
have chocolate m and ms and b louse skittles. You
eat those things, well, people do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But not me. But servant Turf, that that gives me trouble.
I would say to you, they're leading me to the block,
about to chop my head off for being good to
the kingdom.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'd say, well, you can I last me or be
surfain Turf, because then I'll be willing on the guillotine.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Because then what if you get a reprieve from the guvern?
I say, no, I'm going to die. Let me discus.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I've got to pass a lot of wind.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, if you were a king, I think that that's
the whole point. Is you push through what your body
tells you. In the old days. Yeah, can we move
on to wasasca webbits?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Back to the rabbits?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So this is interesting. Napoleon Bonaparte was feared on the battlefield,
as we know, but in eighteen o seven, maybe only
fifty years after the Swedish King ad Olf Frederick ate
himself to death, he faced an enemy he never saw coming,
hundreds of charging rabbits. Hoping to celebrate a recent military victory,
(04:10):
he ordered his chief of staff, Alexandra Bertier to organize
a grand rabbit hunt. So he thought that this would
be great for entertainment. He gathered his men around and
gathered hundreds of rabbits. Instead of fleeing, the rabbits, who
were semi domesticated, charged at him. They overwhelmed him in
(04:31):
a bizarre scene that forced him to retreat. So this
big war hero terrified in the terrified soldiers all in
the sphere of where he was terrifying. Yeah, my history
is a bit blank terrified of these rabbits. They had
to retreat because the rabbits chased them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's like I might date myself a little bit here,
but you'll certainly know this episode of the Goodies, the
Watership Down one when the rabbits turned on the Goodies.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
To remember that Watership Down?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Did you go to see at the cinema? That Art
Garf Uncle song? Was really slow? And I thought everyone
thinks it's going to be cute? Am I imagining they
died from mix and mitosis? Or was at a joke?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
They just got run over on a country road?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Did they?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm pretty sure they could run over a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
There was a sadness to it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Where did they die in a spiderweb? Was Charlotte's Web,
that was the fly.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
We never went to the movies when we were kids.
We never did it. But I remember Mum taking me
to see Beatrix Potter, and because I so rarely saw anything,
I thought it was the most exciting thing until I
realized it was boring. What a depressing life it was, Well,
it wasn't a depressing life. But the neighbors took us
to see Born Free. But I don't remember seeing Bambi.
I don't remember all these movies that have defined a
(05:46):
generation sound of music. I first saw that when I
said about sixteen. It was on the TV, and my
father and I became cynicon slagged it off. I didn't
see any of these. My Auntie said she was going
to take me to see Mary Poppins. I'm still waiting.
I'm still waiting, Artie Julie.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Come on, Untie Julie.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
These my cinematic experiences were were largely Herbie goes.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
My parents took us to the drive.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
In and then I remember very vividly we were going
to Luna Park. And we got to Luna Park and
it was closed and I was a nine year old boy,
and I had no idea that you could close Luna
Park And Dad said, okay, mate, well it's closed.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Tantrum, No just I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I said, yeah, but when are we going in? No, mate,
it's it's closed. The big metal gates under the mouth,
it's closed.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Instead was saying, sorry, everyone, I'll explain it to him again.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's closed.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So then my cousin said, well, why don't we go
and see a movie. He was a bit older than me,
and the offerings were Rocky or Star Wars. And I
adored my older cousin. He would have been about twelve
when I was nine, so he was my hero. And
he said, yeah, let's see Rocky. I want to see
Rocky and I went yeah. And then they were telling
(07:03):
me a bit. Someone said, is that the one where
he cuts his eyes? You know? And Rocky he's getting
punched so much by Apollo Creed. He goes, Mickey, you
gotta cut me, you gotta cut me, and he cuts
his eyes so he can see, you know, the puffiness
of the eyes. And that's that freaked me out a bit.
And then my other cousin said, why don't we go
to see Star Wars. That's really good? And I was
what's in that, and I said, Oh, it's great. They
(07:24):
get munched up by this monster in this in this swamp.
And I don't know if I want to watch that either,
but I remember seeing Star Wars and that opening scene
where the big battle cruiser comes out and my dad
just going Jesus as it came. Yeah, and that that
sticks with me my whole life.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
One about my movie experiences. My brother and I took
the train into town to see a movie and we
told we were going in to see some Bill Cosby
film or something, and instead we saw Alvin Purple.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What was that? Mother jugs and speed?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, it wouldn't have been that. It was something very
g rated, And instead we saw Alvin Purple. And we
came home and kept making jokes, and moms finally said,
what movie did you see? It is all nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I was all sex. I was all.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Horrible sack, just boobs and sex, boobs and Bush, which
was a theater restaurant of the time. Happyase to everyone.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Come back tomorrow for Marve Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room flow.
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