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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, it's Amanda's cut in roof. Yeah. Yeah, it's John
and Amanda's cut in ruv.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah. The women, the men, the way they've
been stud of me. It's Derry, He's our podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Is that how you're starting it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Singing the theme from Old Sidney Town?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah? Do you remember that day?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Remember that.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm going to Old Sydney Town with my father, my
mother and my brother and we saw some poor nighter
graduates being whipped and Dad said, have it go. Yeah, Margan,
my brother and I were just so embarrassed. And Harley,
as a Kiwi, finds it extraordinary that we would have
a theme park where people get whipped. Yeah, it does
(00:49):
seem amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's Saturday night, that is It is odd though? Is
it is an Old Sidney Town. It's kurvy. Why don't
you kind of bit the dust there?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
When I was a kid, we used to have Founder's
Day quite regularly at school.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Did you have that?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, I don't know what we called it, but we'd
just wear those mop caps like a shower cap and
try and dress with aprons on and repulicate that stuff.
No indigenous history.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We absolutely and there was like guys, dressed as the
red coats, and there was guys dressed as convicts, and
that was pretty much it. And you made damper and
the teachers would flirt with each other.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Does anyone actually like damper?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I love damper joking.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's just it's just kind of plain bread, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, No, it's great.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You'll be on the carbs.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My granddad used to take us out to the bush
and we make damper.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Didn't you also put ferrets down your pants?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Not down pants? We'd go, No, we go ferreting, We
get the ferret.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
He'd borrow a ferret from a mate, and you put
it down the rabbit hole, and then the ferrey would
scoop through the rabbit hole, and at the other end
of the rabbit hole you had a net. The rabbit
pop out, and then he'd get his pen knife book
stunted on the head, and then he wring its neck
and then he slips roight.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And you had good memories of all that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, boys, let's go and eat. I can't eat rabbits.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
To this day, but damp I'm sure not because of that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was just atitute gay.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Let's move on to the story. I want to talk
about today. Actually he's here's a snippet of it in
a sports show in America.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Why the right by Torres that's in the corner, does
he have room fights.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
With the fan and they're gonna say that it's it
out and fan interference and yeah, that says that ball
in his glove and his fan.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Literally tries to take his glove off, thries the ball
out of there a for effort.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, he won't be watching the game much longer.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So he's caught the ball.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Explain what's happened? This is game for you know, the
Americans have World Series in baseball? Is that their regular season?
Or is World Series that anyone in the world can
go and someone from Peru can turn up? No, the
World Series is just in the series. It's like our
in r real NFL season.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Which speaks volumes about America.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay, so the World Series two. So we had a
Yankee team, the Yankees fans versus the Dodgers. This is
the name of these players, the Dodgers Star Mooky Bets.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Monkey Bets because the Dodgers are they are the La
Dodgers now that they used to be the Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Dodgers really and then they moved over to La.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, Well, the Dodgers star Many Bets was taking a
catch right on the end of the edge of the
field and a New York So he's reaching up to
catch a hit from Glaber Torres. G l E y
b e r is his first name at the bottom
of the first you're keeping up with me, Brendan, these
(03:48):
are words. I have no idea what I'm saying. So
this the LA Star grabs the ball, and then a fan,
Austin Capo Bianco grab He grabs the mit and the
ball because he wants to souvenir the ball. He grabs
the MIT and very aggressively twists the player's arm around
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to take the ball.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And also I presume to stop.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Play and he's reaching over the bleacher.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Is that what it's called reaching over the wall? A
second fan, another one in his Yankees outfit, grabbed the
ungloved right wrist of Bets and eventually tried to get
the ball to pop free. So these two fans disturbed
play but also aggressively ripped the ball out of his hands.
(04:35):
I mean, it's one thing to wait till the balls
in the stadium. In this where he's you know, in
the stadium where you are and then fight over it.
You don't fight the player for the ball.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I rememb when I was a kid, my uncle, uncle
Dave took me to a Collingwood and Carlton football game
down at the MCG and the ball Big Alex Jesselinka
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, booted the ball and it came
through and it just came straight for me. And I
used I played AFL back then. I was dreadful, the
worst player in the history of the world. And it
(05:05):
came straight from me and I just marked it right
on my chease.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You caught it and it didn't bounce out.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And it was like boom, straight there and everyone was
clapping me on the back and they go, good on
your Dave, your boy, there's a he's a great AFL player.
One in the maky little Did they know that I
was the worst AFL player and I was from Sydney
and my uncle Daves just kept that all on the
down life.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You've never told me that story, did you feel through what?
Was there a camera on you?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No, there might have been, but it was nineteen it
was ninety's, seventy nine or something on a VHS.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No no, it was could you hear your ribs cracked?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It was landed? Was such force. But at the same time,
you know when you get a safe catch, you know
that you ever had that. It's like when you're playing
pool and you can almost see and I think you
feel it. Yeah, what sports people go through that I
don't have. I think I've got this. My eighty HD
riddled brain just cannot focus on one thing long enough.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You felt it, you knew it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
There was a moment and I wasn't anxious or anything.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I just saw it coming and everything was almost it
was coming to me so slowly I could just.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And I just scooped it.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But I still feel the visceral thump in my chest.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
But I sometimes you know, if you're go into a
meat raffle or something, or a charity raffle, you know
when you're going to win. Do you ever feel that
it's that same thing? You just the world seems to
slow down. You go, they're going to call out my number,
They're going to call out my name, And that works
for you sometimes it does.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I didn't know this about you. You're buying tickets and
meat raffles. This is a regular thing.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, No, no, but if you're at a charity thing
or you've got to if you're going to win it,
you kind of know, yeah, you feel it.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, I guess it's like in the dating world as well.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You know, you knew that you're on your chest crack,
you're onto a good thing, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The dating world you never had that I was used to.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I really like them. And then they talk a bit
more and go, oh yeah, I am. You know, the
thrill of it's happening. Might be happening, he might be happening,
And then my yeah, it's that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Remember that story you were telling me about, you know,
when you were on Ratio and you had a flirty
sort of time with that guy.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Guy there was a guest and he was like an
older comedian. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, yes, And I had a big flirting moment with
him and I was wearing my dung grease.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So there's no access, no access, and no action.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Because we went out for coffee or something and he
said he kept seeing going past the bins and there's
a sign do the right thing, do the right thing.
So he put me in a bin.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And that's why you ended up hat on the street.
With the recycling ahead of your times.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
She was, How did we end up there? From this
story you can tell enjoy.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Come back tomorrow for more of a chesy.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Had a man just cut ho