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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The room.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is cutting the room on the cutting room floor today
we thought we talk the tail of two big fallacies.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The first one is what has people flocking to Geelong
Botanic Gardens. It's a corpse plant, a morpho phallus titanium.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Brendan described the look of it, well, it looks like
a big penis. Okay, we'll dance around it a bit.
I would like to see footage of that. That's your
Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's like a cabbage that once a year opens up
and there's a giant phallus that comes out only for
a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
People who will say it looks a bit from Column
and a bit from Columbier. It looks penisy but vadgie
at the same time, so it's.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A bit ta. I don't know about that. I don't
know zoom in on it, which I have, but people
have been lining up.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
They've even got a live stream set up at the
Botanic Gardens there so people can look at it. What
I saw when I looked at it was people trying
to waft the smell towards them.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Smell smell like stinky feet. I paid mice.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I paid to see a diving act almost sees me
a diving act.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, the other fallus that's in the news today. This
man has done the world with a nineteen inch fallas
what it's his own, No, he bought it a bag.
Get down his pant it's his own. And what's interesting?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Ten inches? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Actually, how many can you google? How many centimeters? That
would be?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's might take some time do it. I'll talk about
it while you google. Okay, you talk about it while
I google?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Will you be will you be allowed to google that?
Or the systems shut you out? It's just it's just measurements.
It's just measurements, mom, that's all I'm doing. Well, it's
not what you'd imagine. It would be fun to have.
It's nine hundred grams, oh my god, nearly a kilo.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Whoa four hundred and eighty two millimeters and tell me
how long that is on a ruler.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, it's bigger than the thirty centimeter of ruler have.
Most rulers are thirty centimeters, so it's it's eighteen.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
One and a half rulers.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, one and a half rulers, Oh my god. One
that whacked on the back of your legs.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
One and a half rulers. It's like Charles and Andrew
together does. But I don't know. But it's no fun
for him. He said, he has a life without sexual relations,
doesn't have a girlfriend, frequent painful urinary tract infections. So
this Mexican man is saying, it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What it's cracked up to be. So, you know, guys,
you're okay. You don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It makes me feel better because girls don't. When when
you were young, we.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Used to measure it when girls were young.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, now you girls never would have done this when
we were young, guys, we used to measure.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Our what with a ruler and in front of others. Yeah,
in your brother or something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You've got siblings, brother or the other religious clergy, the priest.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
In front of your other's siblings. Don't see that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They're always measuring.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What are you boys doing? That's a guy think? I
know that your girls do that. Of course, what would
they measure? What would the length measure of what? You ask?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Any guy?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, but what's a girl measuring? I don't know. Girls
didn't you know?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I get we never borrowed the tape measure and disappeared
down to the basement like you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did as it were, but that was just the thing
that guys did. But nineteen inches, that is that is extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
How big do you think that that plant one is?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's that's that's that would probably almost nineteen inches.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I reckon tearing over people's head because that's the base
have infected in the base.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's like the Statue of Liberty. When you look at that,
she's got sky healed sand.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
There's a statue and then there's a giant, you know, plinth.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Would you line up and cure around if that Mexican
guy came out on too? Do you think they'd have
a live stream on him? People walking around.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Trying it smells like Guzman.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, let's just end it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Are you talking about this guy? No?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Do you want to comparison? Look, your language is offensive today.
This poor man and why would he use his name
and go public. He's got a micro penis. It's measuring
under one inch and we use that by way of
men hearing this and feeling better about themselves. So he
also can't have relations and it's taken a toll on
his confidence and relationships. So you know there's that as well.
(04:44):
The world comes the world produces people in all shapes.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Would you rather the micro We have to ask a man, now,
what would you write? Would you? Well? I live with
that now, I say with a major, sergeant major this.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was hoping we'd talk about things botanical, and sadly
we've gone somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Something smells like running meat burke or did you okay?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Kids?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's it today, the maxim of all Chausey and Mandison
The room.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is cutting the room on the cutting room floor today
we thought we talk the tail of two big fallacies.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The first one is what has people flocking to Geelong
Botanic Gardens. It's a corpse plant, a morpho phallus titanium.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Brendan described the look of it, well, it looks like
a big penis. Okay, we'll dance around it a bit.
I would like to see footage of that. That's your
Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's like a cabbage that once a year opens up
and there's a giant phallus that comes out only for
a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
People who will say it looks a bit from Column
and a bit from Columbier. It looks penisy but vadgie
at the same time, so it's.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A bit ta. I don't know about that. I don't
know zoom in on it, which I have, but people
have been lining up.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
They've even got a live stream set up at the
Botanic Gardens there so people can look at it. What
I saw when I looked at it was people trying
to waft the smell towards them.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Smell smell like stinky feet. I paid mice.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I paid to see a diving act almost sees me
a diving act.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, the other fallus that's in the news today. This
man has done the world with a nineteen inch fallas
what it's his own, No, he bought it a bag.
Get down his pant it's his own. And what's interesting?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Ten inches? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Actually, how many can you google? How many centimeters? That
would be?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's might take some time do it. I'll talk about
it while you google. Okay, you talk about it while
I google?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Will you be will you be allowed to google that?
Or the systems shut you out? It's just it's just measurements.
It's just measurements, mom, that's all I'm doing. Well, it's
not what you'd imagine. It would be fun to have.
It's nine hundred grams, oh my god, nearly a kilo.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Whoa four hundred and eighty two millimeters and tell me
how long that is on a ruler.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, it's bigger than the thirty centimeter of ruler have.
Most rulers are thirty centimeters, so it's it's eighteen.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
One and a half rulers.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, one and a half rulers, Oh my god. One
that whacked on the back of your legs.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
One and a half rulers. It's like Charles and Andrew
together does. But I don't know. But it's no fun
for him. He said, he has a life without sexual relations,
doesn't have a girlfriend, frequent painful urinary tract infections. So
this Mexican man is saying, it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What it's cracked up to be. So, you know, guys,
you're okay. You don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It makes me feel better because girls don't. When when
you were young, we.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Used to measure it when girls were young.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, now you girls never would have done this when
we were young, guys, we used to measure.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Our what with a ruler and in front of others. Yeah,
in your brother or something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You've got siblings, brother or the other religious clergy, the priest.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
In front of your other's siblings. Don't see that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They're always measuring.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What are you boys doing? That's a guy think? I
know that your girls do that. Of course, what would
they measure? What would the length measure of what? You ask?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Any guy?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, but what's a girl measuring? I don't know. Girls
didn't you know?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I get we never borrowed the tape measure and disappeared
down to the basement like you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did as it were, but that was just the thing
that guys did. But nineteen inches, that is that is extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
How big do you think that that plant one is?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's that's that's that would probably almost nineteen inches.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I reckon tearing over people's head because that's the base
have infected in the base.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's like the Statue of Liberty. When you look at that,
she's got sky healed sand.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
There's a statue and then there's a giant, you know, plinth.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Would you line up and cure around if that Mexican
guy came out on too? Do you think they'd have
a live stream on him? People walking around.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Trying it smells like Guzman.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, let's just end it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Are you talking about this guy? No?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Do you want to comparison? Look, your language is offensive today.
This poor man and why would he use his name
and go public. He's got a micro penis. It's measuring
under one inch and we use that by way of
men hearing this and feeling better about themselves. So he
also can't have relations and it's taken a toll on
his confidence and relationships. So you know there's that as well.
(04:44):
The world comes the world produces people in all shapes.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Would you rather the micro We have to ask a man, now,
what would you write? Would you? Well? I live with
that now, I say with a major, sergeant major this.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was hoping we'd talk about things botanical, and sadly
we've gone somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Something smells like running meat burke or did you okay?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Kids?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's it today, the maxim of all Chausey and Mandison
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