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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Ex Scotty Scotty.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hello, it's a cutting room floor.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I saw a TikTok that I'd like to share with
you and get your thoughts on this young woman. And well,
she's got interesting eyeshadow and a funky hairdoo and she
talks like a like a you know, American TikToker, but
she's talking about God and about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Anyway, have a listen, let's.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Talk about what Jesus wears when he is in heaven.
My name's Dakota Lee. I have a gift to see
into the spiritual world beyond, and I have been visiting heaven.
God's been letting me since I was twelve years old,
and I love hanging out with Jesus. When Jesus is
in heaven, he often wears his hair back in a
low ponytail, and yes, he'll wear sandals. He'll often be barefoot,
(01:12):
and he'll wear very loose fitting clothing. I've seen him
in an actual tunic plenty of times, but he will
dress sometimes for the occasion. This one time, just because
he wanted to make me laugh, he appeared to me
in a cowboy hat. And I love horses, but it
was so so I love cowboy hats, but it was
so weird to see him in that. Jesus definitely has
(01:35):
a sense of humor. And but one thing about Jesus,
he told me he does not like type fitting clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, I've got a couple of questions from her point
of view. If you had access to Jesus, wouldn't you
be asking some searing questions and come back to us
all and say, here's what Jesus says about the state
of the world and the state of humanity. Yeah, And
if you were Jesus and you knew that you could
speak directly to a person who could go on TikTok,
(02:04):
wouldn't you impart some information to her.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Instead of just putting a cowboy hat on. I'm pretending
to be beyoncey.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
That's what that's That's what Jesus would do, because I'd
like to be mates with your imagine hanging out with Jesus.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But he'd be great, he would, But her only insight
into what it's like.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He said he dresses exactly as we've seen him illustrated
in Bible stories, and how insightful.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And pretty much that's the Anglicized version of how Jesus
would look. Yeah, that's right, ponytail, sandals, right.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sometimes barefoot, but what a great sense of him. He
doesn't like type fitting clothes. You're not going to see
him in lycra No.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
He's not going to be in leisure where. No.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, I wonder if if if you're in heaven. We've
spoken about this before, you and I. If you're up
to the pearly gates when you've passed away, yep, are
you in there in what you were buried in or
what you died in?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And how come Jesus is still wearing clothes that are well,
actually they're not age of pro not time appropriate, not
eon appropriate, because he's wearing cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well to this young lady.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yes, yes, there's a lot of questions because when the
Jesus was indeed crucified and put into the creek.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He could have done with the hat he was outside
sometime they had the shroudedir in. They put the shroud over.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Him and that came out and someone I don't know
that's still going the shroudisher in that's around. It's interesting
the outfit of the time though, that they wore.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He's still wearing it. By the sound of things apart
from the hat.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So that answers your question though, But it's not like
he's adopted crocs.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
No, if Jesus would not wear crocs the love of
Pete and the other apostles, No, Jesus would not wear.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Do you think he'd ask a question like gee? Or
does he know everything? He knows what modern carpentry is? Like, well,
that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Would she he asked her to impart information or he
already knows.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
That's why he's taking so long to get back to us.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Is it coming to remember when Mary appeared down at
Kuji near where I lived in apparition? Yeah, then, yeah,
only at certain times of day. She wasn't there after
three because the light on the fence was different, but
also she had to do.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
School pick up, that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, And to this day there are monuments down there.
A whole lot of Filipino nuns would come down and leave.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So what happened with that?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It was optical illusion, as the white.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
People, that's what That's what cynics would say. It's an
optical illusion.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
The illusion at a certain time in the afternoon, as
you said, three o'clock would bear light onto the white structure.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So what happened to Well.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Locals got angry. I wasn't one of them, but people thought,
talk about false idols. People thought, why are you're worshiping
a fence post? It's an illusion? And they painted the
fence black and then kicked it over. Oh, Mary had
to wait at another bus stop.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Isn't it enough just to paint it black? Why kick
it over?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, it brings up a lot of emotion in people
when people are worshiping the wrong things.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, you can be a big.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Worshiper of Mary and all the all the goodness that
she would impart without without believing that the apparition on
a fence paling is her.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I believe in Jesus, yes, And.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
My cynicism about the fence post isn't about my cynicism
about my area.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You know, when someone says I don't believe in God
and I don't believe in anything, afterwards, I think we'll
hang on a minute. You know, I'd like to you know,
I'd like to get to the pearly gates. Keep your
options open in the outfit that my family have dressed
me in.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
More likely at a little bo peep. It's a humor
till the end. And Peter's going through the ledger, and
I wonder if.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You get nervous when you're standing there. So and I'd
get there and say, did Jonesy get in? Because if
he gets in short.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
And I'm thinking the same thing, she gets here and
you'd winge excuse me.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I wonder what he wears. He'd wear crocs, No, he's
got cloven hoosh. Yeah, is that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We're probably going to help for this conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We're all in it together.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, kids today, come back tomorrel forrmor of chores. It's
Thelanders cutting room floor.
Ex Scotty Scotty.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hello, it's a cutting room floor.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I saw a TikTok that I'd like to share with
you and get your thoughts on this young woman. And well,
she's got interesting eyeshadow and a funky hairdoo and she
talks like a like a you know, American TikToker, but
she's talking about God and about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Anyway, have a listen, let's.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Talk about what Jesus wears when he is in heaven.
My name's Dakota Lee. I have a gift to see
into the spiritual world beyond, and I have been visiting heaven.
God's been letting me since I was twelve years old,
and I love hanging out with Jesus. When Jesus is
in heaven, he often wears his hair back in a
low ponytail, and yes, he'll wear sandals. He'll often be barefoot,
(01:12):
and he'll wear very loose fitting clothing. I've seen him
in an actual tunic plenty of times, but he will
dress sometimes for the occasion. This one time, just because
he wanted to make me laugh, he appeared to me
in a cowboy hat. And I love horses, but it
was so so I love cowboy hats, but it was
so weird to see him in that. Jesus definitely has
(01:35):
a sense of humor. And but one thing about Jesus,
he told me he does not like type fitting clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, I've got a couple of questions from her point
of view. If you had access to Jesus, wouldn't you
be asking some searing questions and come back to us
all and say, here's what Jesus says about the state
of the world and the state of humanity. Yeah, And
if you were Jesus and you knew that you could
speak directly to a person who could go on TikTok,
(02:04):
wouldn't you impart some information to her.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Instead of just putting a cowboy hat on. I'm pretending
to be beyoncey.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
That's what that's That's what Jesus would do, because I'd
like to be mates with your imagine hanging out with Jesus.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But he'd be great, he would, But her only insight
into what it's like.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He said he dresses exactly as we've seen him illustrated
in Bible stories, and how insightful.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And pretty much that's the Anglicized version of how Jesus
would look. Yeah, that's right, ponytail, sandals, right.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sometimes barefoot, but what a great sense of him. He
doesn't like type fitting clothes. You're not going to see
him in lycra No.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
He's not going to be in leisure where. No.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, I wonder if if if you're in heaven. We've
spoken about this before, you and I. If you're up
to the pearly gates when you've passed away, yep, are
you in there in what you were buried in or
what you died in?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And how come Jesus is still wearing clothes that are well,
actually they're not age of pro not time appropriate, not
eon appropriate, because he's wearing cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well to this young lady.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yes, yes, there's a lot of questions because when the
Jesus was indeed crucified and put into the creek.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He could have done with the hat he was outside
sometime they had the shroudedir in. They put the shroud over.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Him and that came out and someone I don't know
that's still going the shroudisher in that's around. It's interesting
the outfit of the time though, that they wore.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He's still wearing it. By the sound of things apart
from the hat.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So that answers your question though, But it's not like
he's adopted crocs.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
No, if Jesus would not wear crocs the love of
Pete and the other apostles, No, Jesus would not wear.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Do you think he'd ask a question like gee? Or
does he know everything? He knows what modern carpentry is? Like, well,
that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Would she he asked her to impart information or he
already knows.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
That's why he's taking so long to get back to us.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Is it coming to remember when Mary appeared down at
Kuji near where I lived in apparition? Yeah, then, yeah,
only at certain times of day. She wasn't there after
three because the light on the fence was different, but
also she had to do.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
School pick up, that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, And to this day there are monuments down there.
A whole lot of Filipino nuns would come down and leave.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So what happened with that?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It was optical illusion, as the white.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
People, that's what That's what cynics would say. It's an
optical illusion.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
The illusion at a certain time in the afternoon, as
you said, three o'clock would bear light onto the white structure.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So what happened to Well.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Locals got angry. I wasn't one of them, but people thought,
talk about false idols. People thought, why are you're worshiping
a fence post? It's an illusion? And they painted the
fence black and then kicked it over. Oh, Mary had
to wait at another bus stop.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Isn't it enough just to paint it black? Why kick
it over?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, it brings up a lot of emotion in people
when people are worshiping the wrong things.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, you can be a big.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Worshiper of Mary and all the all the goodness that
she would impart without without believing that the apparition on
a fence paling is her.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I believe in Jesus, yes, And.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
My cynicism about the fence post isn't about my cynicism
about my area.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You know, when someone says I don't believe in God
and I don't believe in anything, afterwards, I think we'll
hang on a minute. You know, I'd like to you know,
I'd like to get to the pearly gates. Keep your
options open in the outfit that my family have dressed
me in.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
More likely at a little bo peep. It's a humor
till the end. And Peter's going through the ledger, and
I wonder if.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You get nervous when you're standing there. So and I'd
get there and say, did Jonesy get in? Because if
he gets in short.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
And I'm thinking the same thing, she gets here and
you'd winge excuse me.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I wonder what he wears. He'd wear crocs, No, he's
got cloven hoosh. Yeah, is that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We're probably going to help for this conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We're all in it together.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, kids today, come back tomorrel forrmor of chores. It's
Thelanders cutting room floor.
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