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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Is Cholsey and the men is cutting the floor. It's
Josy and the men is cutting floor. It's Joy and
the man is cutting floor.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You know, I've been around the sun a few times,
and I felt that I saw everything, or had seen everything,
until I witnessed the story of butt chugging.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Wow, let's get to it.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
The story.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
The story to me, I've seen it and I've seen
some photos. Talk me through it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Brandon, the US couple has gone hyper viral.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
This is the thing after a video of them attempting
to use a funnel to butt chug a margarita. This
isn't in the privacy of their own.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Home, which would be unusual enough.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I would have thought it's at a Mexican restaurant. It's
come up on social media.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, so what happens. The woman Mary can be seen
on all fours. Her husband is holding a big funnel.
He inserts it into her boot book and then pause
a margarita into it. You know, imagine going out to dinner.
Let's let's go to dinner. Let's have it's got our
(01:09):
local Mexican it's clinker glasses, have some margaritas.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Next minute, one margarita.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's being poured up your bum in the public.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Let's jump through all the steps.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What's going on. Well, apparently the restaurants had to issue
a statement saying, we'd like to make it clear that
this behavior is unacceptable, doesn't reflect our restaurant values, et cetera,
et cetera. But someone we spoke to all.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What is the rest what are the restaurant's values?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They prefer to put a sorcer up there bum.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
If you've got a sorcer up your bum, you know
it's a bit yeah, and you've got to consult the doctor.
There's a lot of red there, a lot of trouble.
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Someone we know said that they were at a function,
at a party where a guy did this with a
beer in front of his mates. Just put a funnel in.
And also it's not good for you because yes, it
gets you drunk faster, which is why they do it,
because it's so those yeah, the veins and things around there,
the membranes are so porous that yes, it could absorb.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This is the it's probably an urban myth, but let's
go along with it. Stevie Nicks used to get a
roady to administer the cocaine through that passage because her
nasal cavities had been affected.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
And apparently the membrane orption.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The membranes in your anus are pretty much the same
as the membranes in your nose.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, I didn't know that. I don't have to blow
your nose all the time. But yes, it does get
you drunk faster and decreases the risk of vomiting. But
but it can increase the risk of alcohol poisoning because
it goes instantly into your bloodstream. So alcohol enems they're
called and known as you say, but chugging or buffing.
Be aware if someone says do you want to buff?
(02:48):
Say no? So this is inserting alcohol drinks into the
rectum through the anus to bypass the body's metabolizing process.
It's dangerous, they say, nah, least alcohol poisoning, tissue damage, infections,
and long term health problems.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can I just say I've missed the anus boat with
the margarita?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Do you still put sold around the rim?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Do you think that's weird?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
And let's hope you do.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
How about this, but look, you had a handout.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I like handouts. Now what's this called?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
This person there's a company. There's a woman. Let's explain
what's happening here. She's on her back with her legs
in the air, exposing her buttocks to a medical professional. Weirdly,
this isn't a medical professional. It's a chocolate tear.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's Willy Wonker, like the linked chocolate ear.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, and what he is doing, he's it's a company
called edible Anus.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And they mold chocolate to your bottom hole, so then
it's called edible Anus pure milk chocolate. And then you
have these chocolates that are in the shape of your
bottom and then you hand them out rates the same thing,
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Can you? Is it all chocl or can you get white?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You get white chocolate, you can get milk chocolate, you
can get dark brown chocolate. Come on, embarrassment of going
to you know, come on, look at the medical procedure.
The guy's read casually. This guy with a beer dressed
in in scrubs like he's a medical professional.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
He looks like a roadie from zz Top and.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
But he's dressed like a medical profession. He's got gloves,
he's got the mask and all that. And she's there
just exposing a bum. He's going to poor chop. They
feel nice having the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, that's just where it starts for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
So it's like it's a box of favorites, your.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Box of favorites when you don't know what to bring.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Thank you very much for.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
My missus, M. Thank you very very much.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wow, Okay you will come back fall for more of
a man flaw
Is Cholsey and the men is cutting the floor. It's
Josy and the men is cutting floor. It's Joy and
the man is cutting floor.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You know, I've been around the sun a few times,
and I felt that I saw everything, or had seen everything,
until I witnessed the story of butt chugging.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Wow, let's get to it.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
The story.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
The story to me, I've seen it and I've seen
some photos. Talk me through it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Brandon, the US couple has gone hyper viral.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
This is the thing after a video of them attempting
to use a funnel to butt chug a margarita. This
isn't in the privacy of their own.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Home, which would be unusual enough.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I would have thought it's at a Mexican restaurant. It's
come up on social media.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, so what happens. The woman Mary can be seen
on all fours. Her husband is holding a big funnel.
He inserts it into her boot book and then pause
a margarita into it. You know, imagine going out to dinner.
Let's let's go to dinner. Let's have it's got our
(01:09):
local Mexican it's clinker glasses, have some margaritas.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Next minute, one margarita.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's being poured up your bum in the public.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Let's jump through all the steps.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What's going on. Well, apparently the restaurants had to issue
a statement saying, we'd like to make it clear that
this behavior is unacceptable, doesn't reflect our restaurant values, et cetera,
et cetera. But someone we spoke to all.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What is the rest what are the restaurant's values?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They prefer to put a sorcer up there bum.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
If you've got a sorcer up your bum, you know
it's a bit yeah, and you've got to consult the doctor.
There's a lot of red there, a lot of trouble.
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Someone we know said that they were at a function,
at a party where a guy did this with a
beer in front of his mates. Just put a funnel in.
And also it's not good for you because yes, it
gets you drunk faster, which is why they do it,
because it's so those yeah, the veins and things around there,
the membranes are so porous that yes, it could absorb.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This is the it's probably an urban myth, but let's
go along with it. Stevie Nicks used to get a
roady to administer the cocaine through that passage because her
nasal cavities had been affected.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
And apparently the membrane orption.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The membranes in your anus are pretty much the same
as the membranes in your nose.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, I didn't know that. I don't have to blow
your nose all the time. But yes, it does get
you drunk faster and decreases the risk of vomiting. But
but it can increase the risk of alcohol poisoning because
it goes instantly into your bloodstream. So alcohol enems they're
called and known as you say, but chugging or buffing.
Be aware if someone says do you want to buff?
(02:48):
Say no? So this is inserting alcohol drinks into the
rectum through the anus to bypass the body's metabolizing process.
It's dangerous, they say, nah, least alcohol poisoning, tissue damage, infections,
and long term health problems.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can I just say I've missed the anus boat with
the margarita?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Do you still put sold around the rim?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Do you think that's weird?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
And let's hope you do.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
How about this, but look, you had a handout.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I like handouts. Now what's this called?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
This person there's a company. There's a woman. Let's explain
what's happening here. She's on her back with her legs
in the air, exposing her buttocks to a medical professional. Weirdly,
this isn't a medical professional. It's a chocolate tear.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's Willy Wonker, like the linked chocolate ear.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, and what he is doing, he's it's a company
called edible Anus.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And they mold chocolate to your bottom hole, so then
it's called edible Anus pure milk chocolate. And then you
have these chocolates that are in the shape of your
bottom and then you hand them out rates the same thing,
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Can you? Is it all chocl or can you get white?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You get white chocolate, you can get milk chocolate, you
can get dark brown chocolate. Come on, embarrassment of going
to you know, come on, look at the medical procedure.
The guy's read casually. This guy with a beer dressed
in in scrubs like he's a medical professional.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
He looks like a roadie from zz Top and.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
But he's dressed like a medical profession. He's got gloves,
he's got the mask and all that. And she's there
just exposing a bum. He's going to poor chop. They
feel nice having the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, that's just where it starts for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
So it's like it's a box of favorites, your.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Box of favorites when you don't know what to bring.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Thank you very much for.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
My missus, M. Thank you very very much.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wow, Okay you will come back fall for more of
a man flaw
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