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September 10, 2024 • 6 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah. Yeah, it's Chy Hans gotten room floor.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah yeah, it's Charny Hannah Man's gotten room floor.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah yeah. There's been much to do about the dad bot,
hasn't there?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Were you happy with the advent of the dad bod
because what the dad bod says is that women go
for about you know, Chris Hemsworth. But in reality, a
dad bod is something that women are very comfortable with
and that women in a way lust after because we're
not just the visual creatures that men are. Personality comfort

(00:37):
men who understand us. Those are so high on the
list that a dad bod plus all the rest of
that stuff is a very nice package.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, Chris, when you look at by definition as a
father and he's got a bit of a dad bot, not.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Many people share that board with him.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, talk to Elsa.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
She won't allow it.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Else, I won't let that happen.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I've always had, you know, a layer over my abdominal area.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
They're a layer of fat. More or less.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You're not a fat guy any.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm not a fat guy. But I don't have I
don't have abs. I don't have those. You know, the
whole definition and.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
If you starved yourself and exercised every day. Like if
you did that the cover of the Men's Health.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, Well, came the agents one time, said would you
go on the you know, the Men's Health thing, we'll
do the transformation.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Did you say no?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
And I just said, well, what's the work involved?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
And I said, you've got to not drink beer anymore
and just eat chicken breast for six weeks. They looked
at my exercise regime and they said, well, it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
You do a lot of like a paddle every day.
I do a lot of paddling.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
So what they were saying is we can't get you
to be the cover guy because you're doing all the work,
but it's still not happening.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yes, if I suddenly just started eating seeds and chicken, then.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's what would happen. I'd lose that weight.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
But losing the weight's one thing. Losing the weight is
one thing, But it's sculpting the body that's another. Cause.
Men are now doing something called ab etching, and this
is a surgical procedure. It's high definition LiPo according to
plastic surgeons, So lipersuction can remove fat. But what this
does is it gives you that six pack and the

(02:15):
v lines down the side. It sculpts that. It doesn't
just remove the fat, It sculpts it into the shape
and not just the illusion of the actual shape of.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Those ads, those flanky bits flanky bits? Do you like
the flanky bits? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Where I read books about the flanky bits? I like it,
but I don't seek it out in real life because
you'd be a bit.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Of a widow go around seeing out flanky bits.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
But what they're saying is it's interesting now that more
men are having this kind of surgery because social media
influences men and women are making it more acceptable for
men to have procedures.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Thos are the mayor of Geelong with the crazy hair
and the pictures of Princess Diane are dead in a
car any safe.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
What's his name, Darren Lions. I did a story with
him in his home once, and he has in his
kitchen a life size statue of a woman with no
pants on, just bending over. It looked like one of
those plastic bag dispensers. That's not how it was being.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Pulled the bags out.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, he wasn't using it handy, but for filming purposes,
I had to put a tea toweler.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Did you really?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I did? Why is she winking at me?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I don't know about graphic sort of sculptures in the.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Kitchen or anywhere. I'm not into that stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
He's a quirky guy.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
He had lots of taxidomy and unusual things, but he
loved his community so much he ended up being.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Mayor, as you say, but now he lives up north.
What does in cans?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Did he take it with him or because it's a
selling point in the kitchen?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Did he take that? Sorry, he took the scop sculpture.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Surely I might have a look on gum tree sapt's there?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anyway? To him?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
He got the the liper section on his stomach, and
a lot of people thought that he had abdominal muscles inserted,
but there actual abdominal muscle.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Does it give you the illusion of like a teenage
ninja turtle?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
He looks like a teenage ninja turtle turtle?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Very hard to say when you're jazzed about a sexually
explicit sculpture.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Brindan, get out of the kitchen. What are you cooking
up in there?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
What's happening there?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Would you ever if you had to have something done
what would you have done.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I would probably get a bit of liposuction around the guts.
I've never been happy with it because I've always just
carried a bit of weight there. I would, you know,
and maybe get it right down.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
To some like e Pop. You know, he probably looks
like a stocking full of walnuts.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
He's always been that though.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
But he's dick and ribs like a greyhound.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
But he's not aspirational in that way. He's not He's
not like a Chris Hemsworth. He's not even a darn.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
You look at Hemsey though he has to do a
lot of effort. There's a lot of seeds, there's a
lot of chicken.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
And with Hugh Jackman and when they're in the off
season of happened to bow up?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Like condition?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, or they lose condition, they just look like normal men.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, so you got to it's a hard road to hoe.
Once you start working.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Out, or once you join Marvel. You're okay, how long
have I got to imagine the phone call someone's had
great news, someone's dropped out of a major film. You're
starting tomorrow. It's a Marvel film. You go, oh, where
other lax it is?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'd like to be the thing. Remember they got Michael
Chiklis to do the thing. He was the thing.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
What shape did the thing?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
That was a fantastic four. It was that big rock thing.
It's clover in time, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
So that's I was thinking of thing from Adam's family.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
That had imagine getting that call. Great role for you. You're
going to be loved your audition. What am I? At
the very least I could be Uncle Festa. That's FD.
You're going to be the thing. You're just the hand
that runs around.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
But so important, your whole, the whole thing together I did.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow from
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